Little devil and old ghost

Che: "But you tell me, I can remember faster? Aren't you a catalyst? You are healthier, healthier! Right?"

"I won't tell you, catalysts can't talk. Just think about it slowly, don't worry." Guiren said lightly, and continued to move forward, leaving me alone with a turbulent heart.

I!urgent!ah!It's easy for you to say!During the exam, when you do a question, you have read it, memorized it, and you can do it, but your mind is blank and you can’t remember it, you!No!urgent!? !When you are about to go out, and you were thinking about what you wanted to take a second ago, but you forgot all about it this second, and you can’t remember it alive and well, you!No!urgent!? !When you are talking to someone, you suddenly think of what to say, you want to wait until the other person has finished speaking, but you forget at the moment you want to say it, and you can't say a word when you are blushing!No!urgent!? ! ! !

Tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloped by in my heart. Holding my scarred heart, I felt that the species were different, and the communication was exhausting. ． ． ． ． ． (The confused person couldn't help saying: Well...you are different...you are a bastard...)

My body was getting cold and cold, I hugged myself tightly and told myself not to be sad, not to be impatient, just believe it!There is still hope for ghosts!

"It's okay, I'm here." Guai Ren's steady voice came.

Um?What are you talking about?I came out of my sad mood to find it was dark.The previous sunlight disappeared without a trace, and the surroundings were dark and cold.what happened?God share my sorrow?

He raised his head and was about to ask the monster, when a bloody mouth came into view unexpectedly, and the blood flowed all over the floor, it was really dirty.

Huh?Ahhhhhhhhhh!Monster! ! !Is it so unreasonable for me to be sad? ! !

I wanted to scream, I wanted to run away, but when I saw the monster, I could only hold back my mouth and stomp my feet on the spot, taking deep breaths to adjust.Guai Ren was standing in front of me, protecting me with one hand, and holding up the light curtain with the other to resist the approach of the big mouth, shouting: "Who are you?"

"Jie Jie Jie Jie... who am I? Who am I, can you tell me?" The mouth suddenly retreated and closed, and a woman in white clothes and black hair appeared.

Guai Ren put away the light curtain, turned his head slightly and asked me, "Hu, are you okay?"

I clutched my chest and pulled my clothes vigorously, and finally found a vent, and kept spitting out words: "There are... there are monsters... monsters! It's too scary! It's so scary! I'm scared to death! I'm going to be scared out of my wits The mouth is so big! The teeth are so sharp! Is this real? Laozi is having a nightmare! Damn it! It’s true, Laozi met a monster! Where’s the great sage? Great sage! Come and give the monster a stick !” Tens of thousands of thoughts flashed back and forth, and I rubbed my right thigh, which was pinched so badly, feeling a little uneasy.

"I can be your great sage, do you want it? The kind that doesn't fight monsters, but only protects you." Gui Ren answered this sentence at the beginning.

Ok?

Guai Ren said again: "She is here."

Ta?he she it?I look at her.She just turned into a murderous mouth, with long hair hanging down to her ankles, a white dress fluttering like a fairy, and holding an oil-paper umbrella. She looks like a "lilac-like girl with sorrow" in this misty room.

But she just opened her mouth full of blood, she really is a monster, so monster!Throw a look at the monster—how about it?Guai Ren shook his head lightly, just continued to stare at her, with a serious attitude.This woman is poisonous!I'm a little nervous.

The surroundings were dizzy, the sky could not be seen above, and the ground could not be seen below, like a cloud of mist out of thin air. The "poisonous" girl walked step by step holding an umbrella.

I saw that Guai Ren's shoulders were tense, so I couldn't help asking in a low voice: "Can you beat her?"

"Currently, I can beat you, but I can't protect you." Guai Ren said.

I was in a hurry: "Don't intervene! Just protect me, don't hit me!" The safety of the ghost body must be fought with reason!

Guiren smiled lightly, and the lines on his shoulders trembled slightly: "Well, I see, you are the most important."

This is really reassuring to hear!I am content to shrink back behind the monster and spy on the "poisonous" woman secretly.

The "poisonous" woman approached, and then stopped at a distance of [-] meters. She asked, "Who am I, do you know?"

The monster shouted: "Go back wherever you came from, this is not the place you should come!"

handsome!Domineering!The lingering sound lingers in my ears!

The "poisonous" woman was so shocked that she dropped the umbrella she was holding in her hand, revealing a pale and beautiful face, two lines of blood and tears slowly ran across her cheeks, she said: "Where is the place I should go? Where? You Tell me! Tell me!"

The bloody mouth reappeared in the world, and it came out alive from the small cherry mouth, expanded, and brought out the halazi that turned into heavy rain, roaring towards the sky.It's dirty and noisy.

The viscous and disgusting liquid dripped onto my body, and the word "crazy" was no longer enough to describe my heart. I froze and dared not move, for fear of getting more "saliva rain".

There is a dark rope under the big mouth, leading to the woman's dark mouth.The white clothes are still floating, but the people have already changed beyond recognition.After roaring a few times, he whimpered and hid his sharp teeth. It was two slices of hamburger overlapping, although it was the kind covered with disgusting sauce, it (he and she), I really don’t know what to do Farewell to this unknown creature, muttering vaguely: "Who am I...Who am I...Who am I..." Damn it!Straighten your tongue and speak again, okay?Do you want to keep your saliva well?Don't keep drooling while talking, okay? !

New hatred and old hatred, I can't bear it, who the hell can't spit: "You just open your mouth! I'll spray you to death! Spit you to death! Spit you to death!"

Saliva splattered all over the monster's head and face.The monster glanced faintly, and I shut up.

I was wrong, the combat index is not high enough, so don't spray randomly, it will drag your teammates down, I was wrong, I shut up, I stopped spraying, really.

That big mouth was still spraying non-stop, I shrank into a ball and hid behind the monster, thinking silently, I am a good teammate.

The author has something to say: Little Muddy: →_→ When will you give birth to me?

Muddy man: no matter how hard you try every day, you can't get out!

Little Muddy: ... Blame me?

Muddy: ... and not ...

Little muddled man: A gentleman who is sick and a husband says he must resign if he wants it!

Confused man: Gentleman?Can I eat it?I'm just a villain for a living, I'm easy! T_T

Little Muddy: …… Then why did you give birth to me? !I can't afford to give birth!

Muddy: I ​​can't help but love so much!

Little Muddy: …………… Love is just one word, get lost! ! !

☆、Don't say forever and ever~

Among the clouds and mist, other figures appeared.

I saw a heroic figure with fluttering long hair, kicking his big mouth out of the blue, finishing off sassyly, turned around and landed smoothly, with one side of his face, he gave me a wicked smile and said, "I am handsome, aren't I?"

So handsome, isn't it! ! !

I was so excited that I was about to go forward to shake hands when Big Mouth slowly raised his hand again. Guai Ren waved his hand and took me back [-] meters away. Caught off guard, the heroic figure was wet, and his long hair instantly became noodles.Coupled with the pose he just posed, it's simply amazing! ! !

I couldn't hold it back, I just laughed out loud, causing that "Brother Hanging Noodles" to turn blue and then white, and finally became the bottom of the pot, turned around and beat the big mouth who was still roaring for some reason,

For a moment, Dazui, who was dying, lay on the ground "bajibaji" and spitting bubbles. Brother Hangnian stepped on it hard, and Dazui retracted to the original body with a whimper. Really piapia.Using the classic flowery posture in Grandpa Zhou's movie, opening and closing, causing the white clothes to piapia.

I watched all this dumbfounded, and quietly hid deeper behind the monster.

Brother Hangnian flicked the noodles, gave me a wry smile, and said, "Am I handsome?"

I shrink, I shrink, I shrink, you can't force me to tell the truth, I can't beat you.

Fortunately, Guai Ren answered, "Yan Jiansheng, who is she?"

The noodle brother known as Yan Jiansheng pulled the noodle with both hands a few times, and the noodle miraculously returned to growing hair, and his whole body also disappeared. After making sure Yingzi came back, he gave me a wink and rolled his eyes to the monster. Said: "I have no eyes to see, you ghost!"

The old god Guai Ren is here: "Let me tell you, who is she?"

Yan Jiansheng became even more angry: "Hey! Do you think you are still a Renguan? I can kill you with one finger now!"

Guiren smiled and repeated: "I said, who is she?"

silence.silence.silence.

I was in a hurry behind the monster.What's going on, what's going on!

Ben, who was covering her mouth and kept wiping blood and tears, said, "Who am I...I..."

"To shut up."

"To shut up!"

Guai Ren and Yan Jiansheng spoke in unison.

The poisonous woman wiped blood and tears even more fiercely.

good time!I took the opportunity to laugh out loud to ease the atmosphere, Guai Ren and Yan Jiansheng looked over together, I put my hips on my back and laughed harder.

Guai Ren sighed and said to me, "Stop laughing, don't be tired."

Yan Jiansheng laughed loudly, flicked his sleeves, pointed at me, and said, "Am I handsome?"

Who are these people with whom?But life matters, anyway, thick-skinned enough.

I smiled all over my face and said earnestly: "You are handsome! You are so handsome that you are so handsome in the universe! You are the most handsome invincible!"

Glancing secretly at the ghost who had been staring at me, I grinned desperately to maintain a perfect smile, and asked Yan Jiansheng sincerely: "The most handsome, can you tell me who this female ghost is? I was about to be scared to death by her just now." Yes, you subdued her in a few strokes, you are so brave and wise, do you know who she is?"

vomit. ． ．I really want to smoke myself!

Listening to the contented Jiansheng Yan glanced at me sideways, raised his chin, and said in a very twitching voice: "Of course I know! She..." tapped his chin to me, motioning me to approach.

You are too arrogant!Looking at the monster, still looking at me like that, this is acquiescing, I leaned out slightly and approached Yan Jiansheng, Yan Jiansheng slightly lowered his head and leaned into my ear and said: "I won't tell you~" and bit the ear of Laozi!

Guai Ren shielded me behind me with a swipe, and he slapped me unceremoniously. Yan Jiansheng took a step back, stood still, and said to Guai Ren, "Yo~ tickling is better than you~"

Gui Ren abruptly cut off his words: "Get out. Even if it's like this now, I can destroy you."

"Cut~Tell me who doesn't know~" Yan Jiansheng snorted, and quietly moved his footsteps, making a good posture.

Guai Ren stared at him, opened and closed his thin lips: "Three..."

Yan Jiansheng did not move.I bit my fingers madly.

"two.."

Yan Jiansheng did not move.I'm tearing my hair out.

"one."

I collapsed, giving up on myself and covering my eyes.I think so I am, I think so I am not, I can't see you, you can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me. ． ． ． ． ．

The warm sun shone on my body, I couldn't help but groaned, moaned at the beginning, and halfway through, I felt something was wrong.Quietly parting the tightly covered palms, and sweeping around through the gaps between the fingers, Yan Jiansheng and the poisonous girl disappeared without a trace, and the surroundings were as bright as before. A little boy ran past the monster and almost fell down. Helping him up with a smile, the boy said thank you in a childish voice, and then ran away.

My monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, put down his palms and looked at the unpredictable side face of the monster, thinking a little bit.

Just as he was beating his head to make it easier to use, Guai Ren turned to me and said, "Wipe your ears."

"Ah?" It seemed that the memory in his brain was not enough, so he had to wipe his ears following what Guiren said.

"I can't touch you." Guai Ren smiled again, but it was different from before, it didn't feel like a smile.By the way, with a wave of my hand, I returned to cleanliness.

Seeing it was so uncomfortable, I scratched my ears and said angrily, "Stop laughing. Tell me what and what happened just now? You know that Yan Gumian?"

The monster burst out laughing, his eyes sparkling in the sunlight, that's what it means to laugh!

I regained my senses and urged: "Don't just laugh! Tell me, what's the matter with you? Why are you fighting with him?"

Guai Ren pursed her lips and curved her lips in joy: "I didn't compete with him, he was trying to annoy me on purpose."

hum!He also said that there was no competition, no ghosts would believe it!However, that's not the point. (Confused people can't help but say: Have you... caught the point...)

I followed his words and asked, "Why did he provoke you on purpose?"

Gui Ren lightly shrugged his shoulders and continued walking: "I owe him money."

"What?!" I adjusted my posture, ready to scold him.

"I am not an existence in this time and space. When I come to this time and space, I can only become a human being. Yan Jiansheng is the guardian of this time and space. When I first came here, I borrowed [-] million from him. I want to support you." Guiren said, It forced me to swallow all the words I wanted to reprimand him.

I thought for a second and said, "I should borrow it, it's a good one!"

This Yan vermicelli is really stingy!Isn't it just [-] million?Really!

Wait, Yan Jiansheng?It sounds familiar. Could it be Yan Jiansheng who saw two lamp grasses dying in "The Scholars", right?

I asked Guai Ren: "Yan Jiansheng...isn't that Yan Jiansheng?"

Guai Ren said, "It's the Yan Jiansheng you learned in your textbooks."

I rely on!

I hurriedly asked, "How did you borrow [-] million?"

Guai Ren paused for a moment, and then said: "At that time, I was not a human yet."

"Huh?" I don't understand.

"My abilities are still there." Guiren explained.

I understand.Fuck!Fuck!Dare to feel that the money came by coercion!Yan Jiansheng will remember you forever and ever!

No, and me.Immediately, I felt that the whole ghost life was going to be bad!A line of lyrics came to my mind, don’t say it to me forever, forever, never, ever, forever is not the tomorrow I want~

Yan Gumian still seems to be a powerful character.I rely on rely on rely on rely on!Offending an NPC, is it you who will never end well?Will it be second, second, or second! ! !

The author has something to say: Does this song reveal its age?

☆, who cares!

Ghost life still has to go on, even if the next second is going to be a gameover, it's like walking still has to continue, even if I heard the news that I was about to be killed in the last second, after all, the sun is just right, the time is just right, and I happen to be bathed in such sunshine, wandering In such a time.Go ahead, why not?Can't you die?I'm all dead.

Guai Ren walked comfortably in front, and from his crooked eyebrows and eyes, one could get a glimpse of his joyful mood.I couldn't stay idle, so I drifted away and wanted to have some fun.

Float, float, didn't find the fun, turned around, but found that the monster was following behind, and was shocked: "Oh shit! When did you follow? There is no sound at all!" Patted his chest, stepped back Then distance yourself from the monster.As soon as I turned around, I almost bumped into his face, too close, making me look short.

Gui Ren smiled and said, "Always. You were too focused on other things, so you didn't realize I was behind you."

Yeah?I think about it, but it doesn't matter.I said aloud: "Don't get so close in the future, I'm easy to bump into, stay away."

Guai Ren said: "I can't hit it. Besides, it's not that I'm too close, it's that you turned around suddenly and recklessly."

cut!In the past three years, I've been used to being a ghost. It's obvious that you suddenly appeared and still get so close. How could I be reckless?

I retorted: "Why can't I hit it? Just now my nose was about to hit your chin!"

Guai Ren raised his hand to touch his chin, looked at the bridge of my nose, and said, "So you are a little short when you come to me." He raised his right hand to gesture for my height.

I rely on!Where am I short? !Obviously you are overdeveloped!I'm the height of a standard male god, okay? ! [-]! Is [-] short? !How do you want a cute girl below [-] to live?Dwarf? (Confused people can't help saying: You are a dwarf! Your whole family is a dwarf!!!)

I couldn't help jumping my feet, and shouted directly: "You are short! Your whole family is short!!!"

Guiren still laughed, and responded obediently: "Well, you are not short at all, you are small."

It is tolerable or unbearable!The anger rushed to the top of my head, I was going to explode!

Gui Renyou leisurely looked up at the sky: "It's dinner time, let's go back."

The sun was about to rise to the middle, and Gui Ren gave me a gentle smile, beckoning me to follow and go home.

Employment!Employment!I also want to eat, no matter how detached he is.I'm dying, what else is more important than food?return!have!Varied!what!

I was aggrieved for a long time, and spit out a sentence: "What's for lunch?"

Guiren replied: "Let's make dumplings, you like them."

I am silent, come again.

again?etc!This paragraph is so familiar.

Ah, the first conversation with Kai Ren was the same.

Guiren suddenly said: "I remembered the first time we talked, do you still remember?"

I remember, the first time a ghost spoke to a human, of course I remember.

But I was so cowardly twice!I don't recognize: "Huh? What? I don't remember."

Guai Ren said: "It's okay, as long as I remember it."

I thought about it, and said honestly: "Actually, I remember, just this morning. I don't have amnesia, so how could I not remember?"

The monster responded lightly: "Yes."

Mmmmmmm!Knowing all day uh huh huh!I turned my hands away and followed the monster step by step, and suddenly felt that this feeling was not bad. You remember what I remember, and I remember what you remember.Three years, the first time.

When I got home, Guai Ren prepared the ingredients to make dumplings. I was bored, so I just watched him do it casually.

Kneading noodles, chopping stuffing, rolling out skins, making dumplings, Guiren looked at the cookbook, all in one go, with fluent and beautiful movements.

I wondered and looked at the cookbook, then looked at the monster, and asked, "Can you make dumplings?"

Guai Ren's eyes were lowered, and he concentrated on making dumplings: "I couldn't do it before, but I can do it now."

(⊙o⊙) wow

"You are doing it for the first time?" No matter how you look at this action, it doesn't look like a novice.

Guai Ren put away the wrapped dumplings and replied, "Yeah."

Looking at the beautiful and delicate dumplings, I couldn't believe it: "How is it possible?!"

Guiren laughed, and his smiling eyes met my disbelief: "I didn't have time to do it a long time ago, and then I couldn't do it in the underworld. Now I have the opportunity to do it, so I am thirsty for knowledge and learn quickly."

"You mean...you've never cooked food, you just learned it now?" I was so shocked that I couldn't be more shocked, Guiren nodded his head lightly, looking at me with a funny face.

It's not funny at all!How can anyone immediately grasp the method after reading the production process? !

I had a flash of inspiration and excitedly suggested: "You can become a chef! You can definitely become a chef and make a lot of money! Okay?" I seemed to see money raining from the sky＼(≧▽≦)／.

"Not good." The monster said.

why?I looked at him, obviously very good!

Guai Ren didn't stop working, and continued, "I'm only making it for you to eat."

I frowned, it sounded so strange to hear these words: "What's your name? It's like a lover, eh~~~"

Guiren raised his eyes, looked at me, and said for a moment, "If you turn my hobby into a job, I will get bored, and then I won't even cook your meals in the end." After finishing his serious speech, he lowered his head and continued making dumplings.

Oh, そうですね (soudesune so so)!I understand, I thought about it, the pros and cons of benefits, eating is the biggest.Money, small things, don't worry!Isn't there more!

Guai Ren made the dumplings and asked me, "Steamed or boiled?"

certainly! ． ． ． ． ．A bit tangled, both are delicious.

Guiren opened his mouth to solve the problem perfectly: "Do both."

Yep!Do it yourself, and come as you like!

I nodded sharply, very much agree.Guai Ren smiled and started to cook, but there is nothing to see next, just wait and eat.

I floated to the sofa in the living room to watch TV. I didn’t watch the live broadcast yesterday, but watched the replay today.Looking at it with great interest, just before the exciting part, a female voice came: "Hello."

I turned around and said, "Hello!"

woman?Take another look back.

WTF? !Toxic girl!

I scrambled to my feet and yelled, "Monster! The monster is coming!"

Guai Ren appeared immediately, slapped the poisonous girl flying with his palm, and firmly protected me: "How did you get in?"

The poisonous girl stood up, wiped away the blood and tears that had just flowed out, and said in the same voice, "Yan Jiansheng threw me in."

I obviously felt that Guiren's face was dark, and Guiren said restrainedly: "Go back."

After the poisonous woman wiped her blood and tears, I could hear a trace of grievance in her flat voice: "Where are you going back. I don't know who I am, and I don't know anything."

I felt a sense of pity for each other, but the monster didn't respond: "Go back to Yan Jiansheng."

The poisonous woman thought for three seconds, looked up and said, "I don't know where I am."

The monster gave the order to chase away the guests: "Go and stay outside."

The poisonous girl floated out obediently without saying a word.

I looked at the poisonous woman, at the monster, and hesitated.

Guiren naturally walked back to the kitchen and said to me: "You are hungry, you can eat."

I obediently floated to the dining table, adjusted the height, sat in the air, and quietly watched the monster take the bowls and chopsticks, sauces, dumplings and tablets.

I ate it, the dumplings are delicious, the steamed dumplings are fragrant and tender, and the dumplings are soft and smooth, very good!But the atmosphere always feels weird.I ate one, glanced at the monster, ate one, and glanced at the poisonous girl floating outside the window, feeling apprehensive.

I couldn't stand the atmosphere and asked, "Are you angry?"

Guai Ren Slow Lisiao swallowed the dumplings in his mouth, took a sip of soup, and still smiled: "I'm not angry, I'll send her to Yan Jiansheng later, you watch TV at home for a while."

Won't let me follow?its not right!I asked, "Where is Yan Jiansheng's house? It's less than 50 meters away?"

Guiren replied: "No, I will set up a restriction after I go out, you can stay here without following."

It's so free!I protested: "I want to go with you!"

Guiren put down his chopsticks, got up and sighed softly: "Good boy, I'll be back soon."

ah? !How about coaxing a three-year-old?I immediately followed the monster.

Guai Ren walked out of the room, and I was stopped.

Guai Ren smiled to comfort me, turned away, I was flustered and sad, beat the invisible wall made of QQ candy to death, and went back to watch TV in agitation.

cut!I don't care about you!

The author has something to say: Confused people: Go!Little fool!Your head has come out, you can do something for mom!

Little Muddy: You!

Muddy: Hurry up!Do you still want to give birth!Believe it or not I'll push you back!

Little sticky man: ~~o(>_<)o~~ Please collect it!Ask for support!Seeking attention!

☆、I sleep with you?

Damn you, if you have the ability, don't give labor back!

I'm so heartbroken that I can't even watch the TV anymore. The laughing and joking on the show may be all fighting and stabbing each other behind the scenes!Boring!It's almost the same as reality, exactly the same as my current mood!Cut~ How can there be so many cola things in this world?It's all a lie!

Feeling quite depressed in my heart, I simply shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Oh? You don't want him to come back?" It sounded like Yan Gumian's voice.

Turning around abruptly, it was really Yan Guamian, who stood in front of the French window and smiled at me: "Am I handsome?"

"Handsome! Handsome! So handsome!" Thinking of the beautiful picture of him exploding in my mind, I immediately stood up and responded.

Yan Gumian nodded in satisfaction, put his hands in his pockets, swayed to me and sat down carelessly.

I couldn't help it, and when he approached, I couldn't help taking a small step back.Yan Gumian saw it, squinted at me, patted the side, and said, "Sit down, this show is pretty good, let's watch it together."

I swallowed, and finally sat down cross-legged in a well-behaved manner.

Except for the "ha ha ha" that came out from the TV from time to time, there was no other sound.The wind fluttered the curtains one after another, and the sun came running in. It was supposed to be a beautiful afternoon, but now I just wanted to run away, calling for the Great Sage Monster to appear over and over in my heart, but he just didn't show up!Yan Guamian and I stared at the TV screen with big eyes and small eyes, so speechless.

What is he going to do!Won't you watch TV at home?Run to other people's house to rub wool!I guessed Yan Gumian's intentions, the poisonous woman was clearly his bait to lure the monster away and leave me alone, and then his appearance was definitely out of intentions!But what is he going to do?Come on, hurry up!Hanging like this is very painful, is it more uncomfortable than hanging and beating? ! (Stupid people can't help but say: If you're sure it's better to hang and beat...I'll change it for you... Hu: Don't!!! Do you have no sense of humor, do you know what a joke is?! Confused people: You say I have no sense of humor :))

I stopped my inner OS, stabilized my emotions, and asked cautiously: "Master Yan, what is the business of you condescending to visit the humble house? The villain is stupid, so please give me some advice."

Yan Gumian turned his head and gave a mean smile, his mouth almost tilted to his ears: "It's okay! I just missed you, so I came to see you."

I really want to punch him in the face so hard that the shit will be fucked!But I can't, I can't hit, I can't hit, in the end it's not his shit.

With a smile that was about to collapse, I cheered up: "We knew each other before?"

Yan Gumian quickly replied: "I don't know."

Then why are you making us look eager? !I took a deep breath, took a deep breath, took a deep breath, and kept reminding myself, this is an NPC, you can't fight against him!Barely maintaining a smile: "You are so kind~"

Yan Gumian brazenly replied: "Where is that!"

I rely on!Please give me a knife, I can't hurt him and I can't kill myself? ! (Stupid person: Nuo... Dao... Hu:... Get fucked!)

Yan Gumian changed his posture, faced me, and said, "I fell in love with you at first sight, you can hang out with me."

I'm sluggish.Everywhere?neat?Kitchen?Reserve?Hoe?

Yan Gumian: "Let me be your boyfriend."

Fuck!Is Yan Jiansheng gay?It didn't say in the book, he has several wives!

My face was about to collapse: "You really like to joke! Don't you have several wives and concubines?"

Yan Gumian replied indifferently: "It happened hundreds of years ago, ashes return to ashes, ashes return to ashes."

I continued my efforts: "Don't you like women?"

Yan Gumian approached me, I leaned back with a frozen smile, he approached even more, I wanted to simply escape, but found that I couldn't escape, I was stuck. ． ．Monster, you have brought me misfortune!

Crying that it was not the time to settle accounts, Yan Guamian was trapping me in his arms with both hands, and said to me condescendingly: "It used to be, but after meeting you, I found that I can also treat men."

He is simply a perverted rogue among rogues!She even teased a man!I tried my best to push him away with my elbows, but Yan Gumian just kept a rogue smile on his face, winking at me triumphantly.

I still don't believe I can't get rid of you!

Kicked to death, his legs were crushed; his hair was pulled, his hands were caught; his forehead was pressed against his forehead when he used the iron head technique.

Yan Gumian looked at me provocatively, and when I exploded, I immediately bit his nose with my mouth.

Yan Gumian let out a muffled snort, but he didn't move. I continued to use all my strength, and I bit the skin, but he just didn't move.

I'm just wondering, doesn't he feel pain?

A bad premonition welled up in my heart, my whole body shook, my eyes flickered, I was thrown into the air, floating in the air, and I saw the monster came back and was fighting with Yan Gumian very fiercely.

I hurriedly stabilized my posture, floated to the ceiling, hid in a corner, and observed the situation.

Guai Ren was very angry, a blind person could see it, his eyes were fixed on Yan Guamian, as if he wanted to eat him alive, every move he made was merciless, and he was definitely going to beat him to death.Yan Gumian was a little embarrassed, but he was obviously able to handle it with ease, and even found time to wink at me.

I was a little anxious secretly, but the monster suddenly stopped, stopped aside, took a few breaths, raised his head and waved to me to let me go.

I looked at Yan Gumian who was standing on the other side with his pockets in his pocket and shaking his feet. I quickly ran behind Guiren and asked in a low voice, "What should I do next?"

The monster was an ordinary monster again, smiled at me gently, and said, "Wipe your mouth. I'll deal with him, just stand behind me."

How did you recover so quickly?I was bored, and according to Yan I raised my hand to wipe my mouth, looked at Gui Ren's eyes that were smiling but felt a little panicked, and said hesitantly, "It's a good thing you came back early, Yan Gumian is a pervert!"

Guai Ren smiled so vaguely, and nodded slightly to me.

Yan Gumian couldn't bear the loneliness and ran out to look for it: "Hey! Dear Hu, have you promised me?"

It's okay if you don't mention it, but if you mention it, you will get angry, and you will tear your face anyway. Who is afraid of Who?I hid behind the monster, popped out a head and shouted: "Go and make your Spring and Autumn Dream! Don't make an appointment! Labor and management don't make an appointment!"

Yan Gumian spread his hands and said, "Then I'll ask you next time, we have plenty of time. Farewell~" After speaking, he tapped his lips with two fingers of his right hand and blew a kiss to me.

I stood up with goosebumps all over my body, quickly dodged behind the monster, and when I came out again, Yan Gumian had disappeared.

I looked east and west, and found that the poisonous girl was also there, squatting in the corner of the radiator where I usually squat, still expressionless.

For the time being, I don't want to face the monster who trapped me in the house and caused me to be brutally molested, cut!Even if he appeared in time in the end, but the credit is not worth it, I don't want to talk to him.So she stepped forward and asked the poisonous girl, "Aren't you going with Yan Gumian? Why are you squatting here?"

The poisonous woman said: "Yan Jiansheng asked me to stay here, I can't leave, I can't beat him."

well!Sure enough, they are also fallen people in the world!I slapped my chest and said proudly, "Then I'll take you in! You can stay here!"

The poisonous girl's expression remained unchanged, she glanced at me, then looked away from me at the monster.

What a wink!I rubbed my nose and turned to face Guiren reluctantly, but Guairen still stood in the original position and looked at me.

I was struggling to open my mouth, when Guiren spoke: "She can stay, she can be regarded as a guest, and sleep in your room. For the next few days, you will sleep with me."

No need, I said: "Toxic... Uh, what do you call it?" I turned around and asked the poisonous girl.

The poisonous woman said, "You said I just opened my mouth."

Forehead. ． ．Forehead. ． ．Well, she doesn’t remember anything anyway, so I turned my head and continued to say to Guiren: “It’s okay for Dazui to sleep in my room. I’m a ghost, and she’s also a ghost. She can use my things. But you are human, and I How can I sleep with you?"

Guiren smiled: "It's okay, I've thought about this problem for a long time, and now I can solve it."

How to deal with it?

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How to deal with it?

After dinner, Guai Ren messed around in his room.I taught Dazui to eat and pay attention to the movement in the room.

Dazui learned how to use chopsticks in a serious manner. After eating the first dumpling, his eyes sparkled, and he immediately turned on the gobbling mode.

I had a great sense of accomplishment, so I moved all my dumplings in front of her, and said: "Eat slowly, no ghosts will steal from you, mine are all yours, if there are not enough, I will ask you to cook them again!"

Dazui stuffed his mouth full, nodded and said vaguely: "Not enough, more."

It's my style!I patted her on the back and said, "No hurry, finish eating here first, and ask Gui Ren to cook later."

Dazui turned to look at me slowly like that. I didn't know what her unchanging expression was trying to express, so I smiled and asked with loving motherly eyes.

Big Mouth watched me gulp down the food in my mouth, then slowly turned back, Cherry’s little mouth was full of blood, "Wow——", he ate all the dumplings in one bite, licked the plate, and retracted his tongue Grinding his teeth for a week, he turned to me and said, "I'm done eating."

Spraying "biubiu" all over me at close range, I endured it again and again, smiling, smiling, smiling, and yelled loudly: "Fuck the fart! It's gone! Go face the wall! Don't leave without my permission!" The child is Discipline!

The big mouth retracted, the watery little mouth squeezed, and squatted quietly in the corner, motionless.

With a stern face, I walked into my room to tidy up with a whole body of saliva. When I came out, Dazui was still squatting in the corner, and Guiren was washing dishes in the kitchen.

With a full expression on my face, I walked up to Dazui with a straight face, and asked arrogantly: "Do you know what's wrong?" Teach the child to be imposing!

Dazui raised his head, his eyes were not blunt, they were just dark, and asked: "What's wrong?" I was a little disappointed, shouldn't you be looking at me pitifully?Forget it, she has an expression disorder.

"You spit indiscriminately!" Be strict, I'm disciplining a child!

Dazui said, "I can't control it."

I think, that's right, that kind of mouth and big tongue, the