found a crying bag

training.I have never seen any educated person compare himself to a bald head.

Wei Qiao snorted, and proudly continued to watch the next episode of Er Xiong.

The author has something to say: Young Master: Are you dissatisfied with my comparison of you to two bears?

Shen Zhao: Hehe.

Young Master: Then why don't you act like a bald head?

Shen Zhao: Hehe.

Young Master: You are so difficult to serve!

Shen Zhao: ...

☆, boo boo

The whole living room was filled with Wei Qiao's clear and clear giggles as he looked at Xiong Er.

Wei Qiao laughed and commented: "Hey, I'm dying of laughter, Xiong Er is so stupid, how can there be such a stupid person?"

Shen Zhao was lazily lying on the sofa, seeing Wei Qiao's beautiful smile, he couldn't understand the point of Wei Qiao's smile at all.

The rain outside is getting lighter, and the two of them are lying on the sofa in the house. This feeling is quite relaxing.

Seeing that it was past five o'clock, Shen Zhao asked, "What will you eat later?"

Wei Qiao took a moment to glance at him, pretending to be cold and said: "Anyway, I don't eat noodles."

"No noodles."

Wei Qiao stared at the TV, and said casually: "You can play freely, anyway, I have learned your cooking skills." After a pause, he added: "I don't have any expectations." After finishing speaking Seeing that Bald Qiang fell down, he giggled again, and the cold demeanor he deliberately created disappeared instantly.

Shen Zhao: "..."

When the hour hand reached six, Shen Zhao entered the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and thought about what to do.After thinking for a while, I have no clue.I couldn't think of what I ate for dinner before.I had to take out my mobile phone and check: What is the simplest home-cooked dinner?

Various answers came out, and Shen Zhao flipped through several pages.I'm very curious who has nothing to do and cooks steak and spaghetti for dinner.If you have the time to do something else, you can't do it.Shen Zhao clicked his tongue, and there was even a dinner to teach you how to make cakes. After checking, it turned out to be unreliable, so he turned off the phone.Decide how easy it is.

I scoured some rice, added half a pot of water, and put some vegetables and mushrooms.Seeing that there was only such a little thing in it, Shen Zhao saw that there were only vegetables and no meat after cooking, and the nutritional combination was not good, so he opened the refrigerator and found the shredded pork that he bought in the supermarket last time.I picked some up with chopsticks and put them in the pot...

Wei Qiao watched TV, his throat was dry from laughing, so he went to the kitchen, saw Shen Zhao added some inexplicable things to the pot, and asked casually, "What did you do?" Without waiting for Shen Zhao to answer, he opened the pot directly. Tap the faucet, opened his mouth, and drank several sips.Then he wiped his mouth and said with emotion: "Your water doesn't smell good, it also smelled bad when I drank it yesterday, it's really bad!"

"you…"

"What's your expression?" Wei Qiao glared at Shen Zhao, and said dissatisfiedly: "It's so bad that you don't want to let people talk about it."

Shen Zhao: "No...I want to say 'this water can't be drunk directly.'"

Wei Qiao looked at Shen Zhao because he didn't understand.

"This water isn't sterilized or boiled. It's raw water. Why don't you tell me if you want to drink water." After speaking, Shen Zhao stroked Wei Qiao's stomach. He drank a lot and his stomach was bloated.

Wei Qiao didn't understand Shen Zhao's meaning, so he understood that the water was not drinkable, and immediately felt that his stomach was a little uncomfortable, and immediately put his arms around his stomach and called Chang: "Hey, it can't be done, my stomach hurts. Why didn't you tell me earlier? You did it on purpose."

"Come on, just drink this, and nothing will happen."

"Really, I feel so uncomfortable, I want to shush." ​​Wei Qiao put his arms around his stomach, and added bitterly: "I haven't shushed from yesterday to today."

"Then what are you still doing here? Hurry up and boo."

Wei Qiao didn't move, but stared at Shen Zhao.

Shen Zhao: "You can stop peeing just by looking at me?"

"No, you haven't told me yet, where is your hut? Where should I pee?"

Only then did Shen Zhao realize that he didn't say that he hadn't even taken Wei Qiao to visit this house.

……

Shen Zhao lifted the cushion and said, "That's all, you can urinate on it. If you dare to urinate on the cushion, you will die."

Wei Qiao stumblingly unbuttoned his trousers, intermittently draining the water.

Shen Zhao couldn't help but yelled: "You are not very old, why is your kidney not good, and you can still pee intermittently."

Wei Qiao shook and said, "What kidney? I didn't do it because of your water. I used to pee very quickly."

Shen Zhao snorted, pressed it, and sucked Wei Qiao's urine.

"Next time you pee like this, give it a rinse."

"Ah."

Shen Zhao closed the lid and added: "If you want to shit, you can lift the mat, sit on it, then pull it, and finally flush it. If you don't flush it, you can clean the toilet every day." Pointing to the box next to it, he said: "Toilet paper, use it to wipe your butt after pulling it out, and then throw it into the wastebasket next to it."

"You are so vulgar." Wei Qiao expressed his contempt for Shen Zhao's just words with the attitude of a civilized person.

"Hehe, don't you shit?"

"That's called going to the toilet, lah... really ugly"

Wei Qiao touched the toilet paper and felt that it was quite soft. It was very convenient to tear it off after a while.

Shen Zhao suddenly remembered who said in the class at school that the ancients used bamboo sticks to wipe their poop, and he suddenly thought of it, so he leaned next to Wei Qiao and asked curiously: "What do you use to wipe your buttocks over there?" of?"

Wei Qiao blushed suddenly upon hearing this, glared at Shen Zhao, and said angrily, "Why ask this?"

Seeing that Wei Qiao's fair face was stained with a blush, Shen Zhao asked puzzledly, "Why are you blushing?"

"Want to be popular."

"No, there's nothing difficult to answer. What do you usually use to wipe?"

Wei Qiao blushed even more when he heard this, pushed Shen Zhao away and walked into the living room.Shen Zhao felt baffled, there was nothing to blush about this question.

Shen Zhao hasn't asked yet: "You—"

Wei Qiao quickly interrupted: "There is no end, you should hurry up and cook."

Shen Zhao...

The water in the pot was almost gone, so Shen Zhao quickly put some salt and vinegar. He wanted to add some soy sauce at first, but he thought the color would be ugly, so he gave up.

Wei Qiao looked at the small half bowl of rice in front of him, then glanced at Shen Zhao's full bowl of rice.Angry!

"Shen Zhao!"

Shen Zhao was eating his meal with relish, today's meal was pretty good, neither salty nor bland, just right.

"What do you want me to do?"

Wei Qiao pointed at his own bowl aggrieved, and said dissatisfiedly, "Look for yourself!"

Shen Zhao glanced at Wei Qiao's bowl: "?"

Seeing that Shen Zhao still pretended not to know, Wei Qiao kicked Shen Zhao's calf with his bare feet under the dining table, and said angrily, "Why do you eat so much by yourself, I only have half a bowl!"

Wei Qiao didn't use much force in that kick, it was like scratching an itch.

Shen Zhao seemed to be okay, and said slowly: "Oh, the water is boiled dry, and the rice is running short, so that's all that's left."

"That's all, you can't distribute it so unevenly? Your bowl is full, and mine is just a little."

"You only ate one bite of noodles yesterday, wasting food, and you are fined to eat less today. Besides, it's not that you don't have any expectations for my meal, you don't like it anyway."

Wei Qiao felt that Shen Zhao was just making excuses, why didn't he say this when he was eating at noon, now he obviously wanted to eat more.The more Wei Qiao thought about it, the more he felt this way.Especially now that Shen Zhao is still eating with relish, he is instantly unbalanced.Angrily, he kicked Shen Zhao chasingly.

"I'll kick you to death, I'll kick you to death, I eat so much, I only have this little." While kicking, I tasted it, and the taste was much better than yesterday's.I was about to take another sip, but it was gone.A total of three spoons were dug with a spoon.

Wei Qiao yelled, "I'm gone! I only ate three spoonfuls! I'm still growing, so you just give me this little."

Shen Zhao continued to eat indifferently, and took advantage of the situation to tightly clamp/clamp Wei Qiao's feet with his legs.Wei Qiao twitched, but didn't twitch.Momentarily pouting, she cried, "Wuuuu... You bully others, you bully me."

Shen Zhao didn't expect Wei Qiao to cry because of too little food, he really underestimated his crying nature.It's really worrying that this child is so hopeless!What should I do next?How can a girl want such an object!Fortunately, he has a good face, otherwise he would be useless. Shen Zhao has already predicted Wei Qiao's future...

Shen Zhao let go of the legs holding Wei Qiao's feet, and said, "That's all, don't cry."

Seeing that his foot was free, Wei Qiao took advantage of the situation to kick Shen Zhao again, and continued to cry with his mouth curled up!

Shen Zhao took Wei Qiao's bowl and filled another half of it for him: "Eat it, don't waste any more. I've served you."

Wei Qiao took a sip, and said while crying: "Didn't you say there is no more?"

"I lied to you."

The meal was finished while Wei Qiao was sobbing.

"Wash the dishes, and you will wash the dishes when I cook."

Wei Qiao poked the bowl with a spoon and said, "I won't."

"I won't teach you."

He clearly said to put a few drops of detergent, but just to play with bubbles, Wei Qiao put in half a bottle while he wasn't paying attention.The two bowls played with bubbles for half an hour, and finally both bowls were broken.Shen Zhao has a headache!I feel that Wei Qiao threw it on purpose to avoid washing the dishes.

Wei Qiao was full of bubbles, looked at the broken bowl on the ground, and said without any guilt: "Don't blame me, it's really slippery."

Seeing that Wei Qiao had no regrets at all, Shen Zhao's expression was written all over: You may not know that this was broken by the bowl's own hand, and it has nothing to do with me!

In the end, Shen Zhao pushed Wei Qiao out, slowly cleaned up the mess, and said that he would never let Wei Qiao come to the kitchen again, so he just cleaned two bowls. The clean and tidy kitchen was full of bubbles!The most important thing is that the bowl was broken.

Really good!What a master!

Shen Zhao washed his hands, boiled hot water with a water purifier and a kettle, washed a glass, and drank half of it.

"In the future, you can use this cup to drink water. If you want to drink water, tell me that I will cook it for you."

Wei Qiao took the water and peeked at the kitchen.Seeing that Shen Zhao didn't find fault, he felt relieved and took a sip.

"Hiss!" Wei Qiao sprayed boiling water on Shen Zhao's face.

The author has something to say: Shen Zhao: You did it on purpose, just to avoid doing the dishes.

Wei Qiao: It's nothing, your villain's heart is like a gentleman's belly.

Shen Zhao: Well, let's change the subject, so what do you use to wipe your ass?

Wei Qiao: I hate it, I keep asking.

Then he ran away shyly. In the end, Shen Zhao still didn't know the answer. . . .

☆, acting like a baby

Wei Qiao covered his mouth, mist formed in his eye sockets, and the tip of his nose seemed to feel pain, it was red and indescribably lovable.

Wei Qiao: "Wo Busi deliberately..."

Shen Zhao listened to him speak indistinctly with his tongue out, he didn't care that Wei Qiao's saliva was still dripping on his face, and slapped Wei Qiao's hand covering his mouth.

"Let me see, I'm so anxious to drink, didn't I try hot water?"

Wei Qiao didn't speak, but looked at Shen Zhao resentfully with wet eyes, and complained silently, as if saying: Who told you not to tell me that it was boiling water, which caused me to be scalded.

Shen Zhao: ...

However, Shen Zhao was quite surprised by Wei Qiao's performance at this time. Usually, he would cry and cry when it was a big deal. Today, his mouth was burned, but he didn't cry.Abnormal is a bit outrageous.

After listening to Shen Zhao's words, Wei Qiao opened his mouth obediently, his wet black eyes were indescribably brightened by the steam.Seeing him like this, Shen Zhao moved a little softer, and his voice couldn't help becoming gentler.

"Stick out your tongue and let me see."

What Shen Zhao said, Wei Qiao did, so he obediently stuck out his tongue a little, the little tongue was rosy and moist, and the tongue coating was also very clean, with a few bright blisters scalded on it.

Shen Zhao carefully checked Wei Qiao's mouth again, and there should be no major problems.

After Shen Zhao checked, he planned to go to get the spare medicine box in the house and give Wei Qiao some medicine. Before he left, Wei Qiao immediately hugged his waist, raised his head and said coquettishly, "I hurt."

"Can it not hurt? It's boiling water." Shen Zhao originally wanted to tear away Wei Qiao's arm wrapped around his waist, but seeing his injured and pitiful appearance, he decided to be gentle and said calmly: "And Hug and hug, do we know each other well? Let go first, and I'll get some medicine for you."

Wei Qiao grumbled and said reluctantly: "Oh! I'm not loose." Then he said crookedly: "Why don't we know each other well? We've already slept through, and besides, you still buy me clothes, shoes, and underwear. And I only know you here."

Shen Zhao was amused by his words, and deliberately joked: "It's only a day of acquaintance, and it's at most a one-night/love after a night of sleep. Is this considered familiar?"

Wei Qiao didn't understand what Yi/Yi/Qing really meant, so he said literally: "Yi Ye is also affectionate, huh, we just know each other very well, I don't care! Do you think you know me very well?" He arched his head against Shen Zhao's stomach.

Seeing that he was so childish, Shen Zhao rubbed Wei Qiao's soft and straight hair.Shen Zhao has not been so intimate with others for a long time, in fact, he does not reject Wei Qiao's intimacy towards him.Although at first I felt that Wei Qiao's love for crying was a trouble.But Wei Qiao is very simple, happy or unhappy will be written on his face, getting along with him will not be very tiring, but rather relaxed.

Wei Qiao put his arms around Shen Zhao's waist and kept pushing his head. At this time, the rain outside the window had gradually stopped.

Seeing that Wei Qiao still didn't let go, Shen Zhao reminded: "Have you hugged enough? Let go of me and go get the medicine, are you not in pain anymore?"

Wei Qiao stood up, still hugging Shen Zhao, coquettishly said: "I won't let go, I'll just hug like this, you go get it and leave me alone." He tried his best to carry out the rogue to the end.

The two of them couldn't move in this posture, and Wei Qiao was clinging to him again and wouldn't let go, so Shen Zhao hugged Wei Qiao maliciously, trying to scare him.

"Ah!" Wei Qiao jumped into the air suddenly, startled.

Shen Zhao originally just wanted to scare Wei Qiao, who knew that after Wei Qiao was frightened, he hugged him around his neck, stepped on Shen Zhao's waist with his feet, and quickly rolled over to Shen Zhao's back like a little squirrel.Shen Zhao didn't even see clearly how Wei Qiao completed this series of difficult moves.

……

Wei Qiao put his arms around Shen Zhao's neck, put his legs around his waist, and said happily: "Let's go."

"So you don't feel any pain anymore? Then let's start a chicken feather and come down quickly."

"Hey, it hurts, it hurts, why doesn't it hurt anymore, I've tried it until my skin is broken, and my tongue hurts when I touch it." Wei Qiao almost bit Shen Zhao's ear and spoke, and after speaking, it was another difficult movement, He nimbly turned from the back to the front like a koala, and faced Shen Zhao face to face, and opened his mouth to prove that there was really a broken skin.

Wei Qiao's face was very close to Shen Zhao's, and he opened his mouth like a puppy at this time, and the two of them stared at each other.

Shen Zhao was afraid that Wei Qiao would fall, so he quickly grabbed Wei Qiao's butt.He said angrily: "Okay, just keep your mouth shut, you're the only one who has a lot of things to do, and you deserve the pain you deserve."

Wei Qiao chuckled when he thought of something, put his arm around Shen Zhao's neck, and sat on Shen Zhao's hands with his buttocks.

"Do you think our current posture looks like that... Hahahaha" Wei Qiao laughed before he finished speaking: "Hiss!" Then his mouth hurt, so he covered his mouth with the other hand.

"..."

"Like a big tree and a monkey! Isn't it very similar? I am a monkey and you are a big tree."

Shen Zhao didn't want to talk to Wei Qiao at all.

I have never seen such a fresh and refined metaphor, and I even compare myself to a monkey.It's terrible to be uneducated. Every time I make a metaphor, I have to blackmail myself. I can't believe that he really started studying at the age of three. Ancient education...

Wei Qiao's starry eyes widened with a smile, and he asked happily, "Isn't it very similar?"

"Hmm... that's a very vivid metaphor." Shen Zhao didn't bother to talk to him, turned him over, put him on his back, and carried him to the bathroom to wash his face. He was worried about Wei Qiao just now, but he didn't care. Water was sprayed on the face.While washing his face, Wei Qiao kept lying on Shen Zhao's back, chattering twitteringly.

Shen Zhao put Wei Qiao on the computer chair and said, "Sit here first, I'll look for the medicine box."

When I moved here, because I lived alone, I prepared a medicine box for emergencies.

Wei Qiao jumped off the chair and looked at Shen Zhao's study.I found that the black wooden shelf on that wall was neatly filled with thick books.Wei Qiao picked up a book by hand, turned a page, looked at the densely packed small characters on it, his head was dizzy, and he cursed in his heart: I really didn't realize that Shen Zhao still loves to read!

Shen Zhao opened the medicine box and remembered that he didn't know what medicine to give Wei Qiao.So I took out my phone and checked: What should I do if my mouth is scalded by boiling water?

The answers are: sugar, oral anti-inflammatory drugs, toothpaste...

Shen Zhao carefully scrolled down, and found that there are also people who say that it doesn't matter, the tongue's recovery ability is super strong, and there is no major problem.

Wei Qiao walked up to Shen Zhao, looked at Shen Zhao's hand sliding on the phone, and asked curiously: "What is this?" His face was almost stuck to the back of Shen Zhao's hand.

"Mobile phone." Shen Zhao pushed Wei Qiao's head, and added another sentence: "I just checked and found that there is actually no need for medicine. Be careful not to eat spicy or hot food these two days."

"Oh." Wei Qiao's attention was all on the phone. In fact, the moment his mouth was burned was extremely painful, and he didn't feel much after that, otherwise Wei Qiao wouldn't have been messing around with Shen Zhao all the time.

But Shen Zhao was still worried, and asked Wei Qiao to open his mouth again, seeing that the few small blisters didn't look as big as before, so he relaxed a little.

"Does the blister hurt?"

Wei Qiao is now focusing on the mobile phone, and has been staring at the mobile phone.Seeing that Shen Zhao has no eyesight at all, he reminded: "What is a mobile phone?" There were signals all over his body, please take a look and tell me.

Shen Zhao: ...

Seeing Wei Qiao like that, Shen Zhao also knew that he might not be in pain anymore, so he handed over the phone.

"You don't even know! There are hundreds of years, maybe thousands of years between us."

"Hmph, what's the matter, I don't know if you tell me, I will know."

From yesterday to today, Wei Qiao has seen a lot of different things, and thinks that he accepts new things very quickly, so he confidently asks Shen Zhao to give him a popular science.After Shen Zhao explained the functions and functions of the mobile phone to him in detail, Wei Qiao was obviously in a daze, expressing his disbelief.

After Wei Qiao finished listening, he said, "It's unbelievable, your place is too scary, you have everything."

"Young man, there are a lot of things you don't understand. Learn slowly." Seeing his shocked expression, Shen Zhao strikes while the iron is hot, pointing to the computer and saying, "This is a computer, which is similar to the function of the mobile phone just now..." Another call For science popularization, try to finish all these at one time, so that Wei Qiao can get a general idea.

"Do you want to try calling?"

Holding the mobile phone, Wei Qiao asked excitedly: "Is it possible? How can I make calls with only one mobile phone?" Wei Qiao took the mobile phone and walked to the computer: "Use this to make calls?"

"No, there are tools that simply answer the phone."

Shen Zhao led Wei Qiao to the landline in the living room, and instructed Wei Qiao to unlock it by swiping the screen.Shen Zhao wrapped Wei Qiao's little hand, and put the phone next to Wei Qiao's ear.Then he took the landline and walked to the balcony.

"Hey."

Shen Zhao's voice reached Wei Qiao's ears through the mobile phone, it was indescribably pleasant, as if whispering in Wei Qiao's ear, Wei Qiao was very excited.He also imitated Shen Zhao and gave a feed.

"How is it? Have you felt it? With mobile phones, it is very convenient for people to communicate, even if they are thousands of miles away."

Wei Qiao still hadn't calmed down, so he nodded, and couldn't agree more.

"This stuff is amazing! It's amazing!"

Shen Zhao saw that Wei Qiao was still very receptive, so he taught him how to play with the mobile phone... until the hour hand was almost twelve o'clock, Wei Qiao was still groping there.In the end, Shen Zhao put away the phone and asked Wei Qiao to wash up, and Wei Qiao reluctantly went to the bathroom step by step.

After Wei Qiao finished washing, he couldn't find the phone.I had to go back to the bedroom depressed.By the time Shen Zhao finished washing, it was already 12:30.

Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Wei Qiao said with longing eyes, "I still want to play."

Shen Zhao ignored Wei Qiao, and refused, "It's too late, I'll teach you how to play computer tomorrow." When Shen Zhao went shopping today, he always felt that he forgot to do something, but now he realized that he forgot to buy a bed.

"I'm going to make do with it again today. If I didn't buy a bed, one/night/love will turn into two/night/love."

After Shen Zhao finished speaking, he lay down. Wei Qiao was still immersed in the fun of his mobile phone, and wanted to ask Shen Zhao to continue playing for a while. Hearing Shen Zhao's words, he immediately became dissatisfied, especially thinking that he kicked himself off when he was sleeping yesterday. bed……

☆, role-playing

Wei Qiao spun around to face Shen Zhao with his butt, showing a mouthful of neat white teeth, narrowing his eyes and threatening: "Are you not satisfied with sleeping with me?"

Shen Zhao lay flat, closed his eyes, and said slowly: "It's okay, I don't feel much." Shen Zhao was a little sleepy, his schedule was normal, and he basically didn't like staying up late.

Hearing Shen Zhao's slow tone, Wei Qiao jumped up and sat on Shen Zhao's waist. Shen Zhao likes to sleep naked, because he will sleep with Wei Qiao these two days, so he wears underwear , with nothing on his upper body, Wei Qiao didn’t have pajamas, and didn’t like wearing the underwear he just bought, so he looked for Shen Zhao’s new underwear.

However, both of them woke up skin to skin this morning, so Wei Qiao didn't reject being in close contact with Shen Zhao, on the contrary, he liked sticking to Shen Zhao.

At this time, Wei Qiao was riding on Shen Zhao's waist, gently pinching Shen Zhao's firm and smooth face, pretending to be a big wolf and asking: "Do you feel like sleeping with this young master? Huh?"

Aside from his slightly immature face, his tone and posture are very cool and domineering, President Fan.

Shen Zhao was going to sleep at first, but suddenly his waist was heavy, and he felt Wei Qiao's ass in unfit underwear, accompanied by Wei Qiao's voice.Shen Zhao opened his eyes, glanced at Wei Qiao, and didn't bother to talk to him.

Seeing that Shen Zhao didn't answer, Wei Qiao got excited.Leaning forward, half lying on top of Shen Zhao, he patted Shen Zhao's cheek lightly and said, "Huh? Why don't you speak?"

Seeing that he was still in good spirits, Shen Zhao opened his eyes and said lazily: "It's almost over, what are you doing in the middle of the night? Hurry up and get off me, I'm crushed to death."

"Hee hee, come on, let's play a show, I'll be a bully master, you'll be a little girl, I'll tease you." Wei Qiao was fussy today and couldn't sleep, so he tried to torment Shen Zhao.

Shen Zhao was completely sleepless from his torment, and heard that he still wanted to play a little girl, and said angrily: "You are so small and want to tease people, where do you come from so confident that I can play a little girl?" of?"

"I don't care, I want to be a bully master. I haven't been one yet. Li Dazhi next door played the role of a bully master before he got married. I want to!" Wei Qiao put his hands on both sides of Shen Zhao's head and said domineeringly: "Today you must be, otherwise you will not be allowed to sleep."

Wei Qiao's face was just above Shen Zhao's, and the breath of his words blew onto Shen Zhao's face, and Shen Zhao felt that Wei Qiao who was against the light looked like a little beauty.

"Okay! Hurry up and go to bed when you're done, don't make any fuss, or I'll let you sleep on the sofa." Seeing that he was about to perform, Shen Zhao compromised.

Wei Qiao sat up immediately, lifted Shen Zhao Guangjie's chin with his index finger, entered the scene for a second, and said nastyly: "Hey! Which little girl is this? She looks so beautiful! Let me marry you back!" Take good care of your family."

Shen Zhao has a handsome face, with deep eyes and a straight nose.When Wei Qiao provoked Shen Zhao's face, he was dissatisfied in his heart and said: "It's okay, why is it so good looking?"Not manly at all.

Shen Zhao: ...

I didn't expect Wei Qiao to be able to enter the play so soon, Shen Zhao really didn't know how to act, not to mention Wei Qiao's physical appearance, even Shen Zhao himself couldn't act.

Wei Qiao glared at Shen Zhao, and urged: "Speak up!" Then he changed his face and said evilly: "Would you like to follow me, little beauty?"

Shen Zhao saw that Wei Qiao's face changed really quickly, so he cooperated with him and said mechanically in a low voice: "I don't want to."

Wei Qiao said dissatisfiedly: "You can't do it, how can there be a beauty with such a rough voice like you!"

Shen Zhao glanced at Wei Qiao and said, "Then what should you say when you perform."

"Look at me." Wei Qiao withdrew his finger, pretending to be shy and said: "I don't want to." The voice was indescribably delicate.

Shen Zhao felt that his skin was getting goosebumps, and he said bluntly: "Are you sure you are playing the role of a civilian girl who is robbed?" Are you sure you are not playing a brothel girl?However, Shen Zhao silently added these words in his heart.

Wei Qiao said straightforwardly: "Why not? My young master is so graceful and domineering. If I like it, a little girl must be shy. I would definitely like it."

When Shen Zhao turned over, the two of them turned around, so that Wei Qiao was at the bottom and Shen Zhao was at the top.

"Well, what you said makes sense, but I can't act it out. I think you acted very well."

Wei Qiao's hands were pressed on top of Shen Zhao's head, twisted a bit, and said: "You little girl, how can you be so rude, do you see this young master's prosperous and handsome face, and take the initiative to throw yourself into his arms?"

Shen Zhao really wanted to cover him with a pillow, after all this, he could boast in a different way.He sneered and said, "Young master is right."

Wei Qiao turned his head, put his face on the pillow, and snorted coldly, "What do you want?"

"What do you think? Young Master?"

Wei Qiao waved his hands, and said unhappily: "I'm not playing anymore, why are you like this? Hmph, you don't cooperate at all. Get up, you're dead again."

Shen Zhao got up from Wei Qiao sideways and sat on the bed, Wei Qiao turned his back to him angrily.The white back is clean and smooth, the shoulder blades are especially beautiful, and the waistline is graceful.Seeing that Wei Qiao was upset, Shen Zhao poked Wei Qiao's smooth back, Wei Qiao shook off, and then poked Wei Qiao's waist unwillingly, Wei Qiao trembled, sat up, stared Zhao said, "Why poke me?"

"Angry?"

Wei Qiao glared at Shen Zhao angrily: "Can't you see it?" After speaking, he snorted arrogantly.

"Okay, okay, I'll play the little girl who is fascinated by you, okay? I will cooperate with whatever you want to play." After finishing speaking, Shen Zhao lay on the bed in big characters, as if he was at his disposal.

Seeing Shen Zhao's cooperation like this, Wei Qiao couldn't hold back anymore, but he still said firmly: "Huh, it's too late now." There was a hint of coquettishness in the words, and his mouth was almost split to the base of his ears.

Shen Zhao saw that he was still smiling and stubborn, so he deliberately said: "Since you don't want to act, forget it."

As soon as Wei Qiao heard what he said, he quickly climbed onto Shen Zhao with all hands and feet, sat down again, and said, "Now I've changed it, you play an ugly girl, and you fell in love with my young master, but you are too ugly, I can't see it." Come on, I declined."

Shen Zhao's mouth twitched, he really pushed his limits, let it be a little girl, but let him play an ugly monster.

"I think it's fine for me to play a beauty. After all, I can't play the role you mentioned with my looks."

Seeing his narcissism, Wei Qiao deliberately said against his conscience: "Are you still shameless? What's wrong with your appearance? You look so ugly."

Shen Zhao didn't refute after hearing this, and stared at Wei Qiao with a half-smile, his eyes were bright.Wei Qiao's face blushed when he was watched.

It's really disgusting that you dare to use beauty tricks on this young master.

"Okay, you play the beauty." Wei Qiao was seduced by the beautiful man.

"Ah."

"Whose little beauty is this, let me give you a kiss." Wei Qiao originally planned to tease Shen Zhao verbally, but who knew that Shen Zhao under the light was indeed very attractive, so he quickly lay down on Shen Zhao's face in obsession. a mouthful.After kissing, I felt that the taste was not bad, and said happily: "Not bad, the little beauty is very good to kiss."

Shen Zhao was stunned by the kiss, Wei Qiao was too fast, and left after taking a sip. If it wasn't for the soft touch left by Wei Qiao's lips on his face, he would have thought it was an illusion.Shen Zhao didn't think much about it, and was driven to quickly enter the state, covering his right cheek and said "shyly", "Young master, please respect yourself." He played the role of the molested woman in a serious manner, and even his voice was not as deep as before. , cleared up a little.

Wei Qiao: ...

Seeing that he was so cooperative, Wei Qiao didn't know what to say, and it took him a while to remember that he had just kissed Shen Zhao's face, so he coughed guiltily, waved his hands, rolled over from Shen Zhao, and said: " Cough, that's it for today, continue acting tomorrow, sleep, I'm tired and going to bed." After speaking, he immediately lay down on the bed, closed his eyes, and secretly hoped that Shen Zhao would go to bed quickly.

In fact, Shen Zhao didn't have much thought about Wei Qiao's babbling just now. He thought he was trying to make the character more vivid. Now seeing him suddenly stop acting, he felt very inexplicable. Shen Zhao felt that this was a waste of his acting skills. It was hard work. before entering the state.Turning his head to look at Wei Qiao who was lying on the bed pretending to be asleep, he felt a needle in the heart of the ancients.

"Don't sleep on your stomach, it will affect your development."

Wei Qiao moved sideways with his eyes closed like a crab, then turned over.

Only then did Shen Zhao turn off the light in satisfaction, and soon fell asleep.

Wei Qiao was lying on the big bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, kissing someone other than his parents for the first time.It's a little shy to think about it.The night was extremely quiet, and Shen Zhao's steady breathing penetrated into Wei Qiao's ears, which was exceptionally clear.Wei Qiao immediately became dissatisfied, he was so shy that he couldn't fall asleep by himself, but Shen Zhao slept so soundly.

Wei Qiao turned his head, looked at Shen Zhao's blurred figure through the moonlight through the curtain, and said silently: "Pig."

As if in response, Shen Zhao, who was sleeping soundly, turned over, then raised his long legs, and history repeated itself, Wei Qiao was kicked, and almost got kicked to the penis.

Wei Qiao was so frightened that he hurriedly protected his lifeblood, and whispered to the sleeping Shen Zhao, "If the kick breaks, I will rely on you." Before he could finish speaking, he was kicked on the calf again.

"With your sleeping appearance, besides I would like to sleep with you, tell me, who would be willing? You are not willing to sleep with me just because of this."

Shen Zhao, who was sleeping soundly, did not hear Wei Qiao's muttering words.

After being kicked by these two kicks, Wei Qiao lost all sleepiness. He got up, walked to the window lightly with bare feet, opened the curtains, and every house in the opposite neighborhood closed the curtains. The night was extremely quiet, with the moon hanging in the sky , looking very lonely, Wei Qiao sighed at the moonlight like all literati, but Wei Qiao may not be good at learning, and he has not been able to write poems.

The moon is still relatively bright in my hometown, and I don't know how my parents are doing now?Qiao'er can't go back now, but fortunately, I met someone who treats me very well, and I feel at ease by his side, and I won't panic.

Wei Qiao was thinking wildly in front of the moonlight by himself, and gradually became sleepy, so he walked back, put his face on Shen Zhao's back, and slowly fell asleep.

The author has something to say: Wei Qiao: Next time we will play the young master and the maid.

Shen Zhao: Hehe.

Wei Qiao imagined the scene of Shen Zhao serving tea and water for himself in a maid outfit, and he was so excited that he didn't want it.His eyes were fixed on Shen Zhao.

Shen Zhao: ...

Wei Qiao: 365-degree fancy rolling, selling cute, please collect, comment, collect and comment, you will lose 10 catties~

☆, the first wet dream

On the bustling street, the voices of peddlers came one after another, Wei Qiao led his little followers around in the street in an imposing manner, looking around.Suddenly a beauty in a red dress jumped on him, and Wei Qiao was almost thrown to the ground.

Wei Qiao supported the tall beauty in red who was leaning on him, and asked silently.

The beauty Chu Chu pitifully tried to shrink her tall figure, trying to snuggle into Wei Qiao's arms, with a trace of panic on her face, she pitifully said to Wei Qiao: "Master, save the slave family, there are bullies behind us who want to rob you." Slaves."

The beauty gave Wei Qiao a sense of familiarity, but her face was not very clear, Wei Qiao couldn't remember who it was for a while?But this does not prevent him from being a hero to save the beauty, so he put his arms around the beauty and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, beauty, I will save you."

After a while, two strong men came up from behind, and shouted at Wei Qiao impatiently: "Boy, do you dare to compete with us for a beauty? Are you getting impatient?" After speaking, he was about to rush forward.

Wei Qiao didn't hesitate at all, and calmly patted the beauty on the shoulder as a sign of comfort, and then raised his hand, and the little followers rushed up, and within a few rounds.The two strong men were beaten with bruised noses and swollen faces, and ran away in desperation.

"Don't be afraid, the bad guys have already been chased away by my subordinates." Wei Qiao felt that he was extraordinarily heroic, and boldly comforted the beauty, as if he had brought down the big man with his own hands just now.

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