No CP version of Liu's Pharmacist Hall

However, he was taking a nap, and the voice of answering the phone was exactly the same as last night.

Okay, I'm still taking a nap at four o'clock in the afternoon.Liu Xi spoke evilly, and asked, "Brother, do you mean that I won't be able to see you until today next year?"

Liu Xi murmured twice, for a long while, suppressing sleepiness, and told his younger brother in a holy voice: "You have to understand it this way, I don't think there is any objection, yes, it is very correct."

"Then get out of the house."

When the two brothers were negotiating, Liu Xiyan held the thicker and thicker Qingxin Talisman on his forehead, and looked at Liu Xisheng in disgust who had slept for fifteen hours a day and was still pretending to yawn.

For fifteen hours, he slept in three days.

"I'm 30 years old. I have no money to buy a house or rent a house. I plan to get married on a blind date. After I get married, I plan to have one or two children. Of course, I don't have time to take care of the children. I must live at home and let my mother take care of the children. So, big brother, you should move out, at least you don’t have the above-mentioned troubles.” Liu Xiyan, after experiencing questioning, yelling, threats, and tears to wash his face to no avail, found that doing the above-mentioned emotions at the current heart rate is very painful, so he changed his mind. Reasoning for the deadpan presentation of the facts.

"Calm down, you should only be able to complete one-third of the plan this year at most." Liu Xisheng comforted the younger brother while sticking the heart charm on his head.

"No, if the speed is fast, you can be pregnant for 5 months by the end of the year." Liu Xiyan murmured unconsciously.

"Actually, whether it's erection/erection/obstruction/obstacle or erection/arrival obstacle, but ejaculation disorder must be cured before pregnancy can be achieved." Liu Xisheng continued to comfort her softly.

"You're right."

Huh?

Liu Xiyan looked up at his eldest brother, and saw a compassionate smile on his face.

"You sneaked into my dream again?" Liu Xiyan tore off the talisman, threw it on Liu Xisheng's face, and returned to roaring mode again: "Why don't you peel off your little lotus quickly if you have such a leisurely heart! Stick it to yourself! "

Liu Xisheng took the Qingxin Talisman, and painstakingly re-attached it to the head of his brother, who was clutching his chest and gasping for breath, and said, "This is the same as a mobile phone with WIFI turned on. It automatically connects. It takes time to log out manually, you understand." After saying this, Liu Xisheng looked in the direction of the door and let out a sigh.

Liu Xiyan was terrified.

"What's the matter? Frog essence? Xiaolian?"

Liu Xisheng greeted the air: "An Chang, you have been gone for 1000 years, why are you here?"

"Who is An Chang?" Liu Xiyan dared not look back.

Liu Xisheng didn't seem to hear what he said, so he laughed and said, "Oh, so that's the case, is it Xisheng again?"

Xisheng, this unlucky bastard?

Liu Xiyan simply stopped talking.

Then, Liu Xi said oh, oh a few times, and his expression became serious.Then he turned his head to Liu Xiyan and asked, "Did you deliver a pre-term baby this morning?"

"I'm a physician."

"Did the baby see you the first time it came out?"

"..." Liu Xiyan said: "You mean, I participated in an operation early in the morning to save a pregnant woman, but the child came out and saw me first, and then followed me back?"

"The child is not full-term, and the bardo body cannot enter. The child just came out and saw you, and the bardo body came back. By the way, this bardo body is your cousin from 1000 years ago."

"..." Liu Xiyan said, "The bardo body you mentioned is the ghost?"

"No," Liu Xisheng admired his younger brother's relieved expression, and continued forcefully, "It's the soul."

"..." Liu Xiyan breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Brother, what I mean is that there are three 'souls' behind me now, lying on my back like an arhat, and you, a master of the Tao, have nothing to do but Can such a younger brother be kicked out of the house? I think this kind of plot is very suitable for getting positive and negative reviews on Liu Jushi's [-] to [-] collection of fraudulent online stores."

Liu Xisheng said seriously: "Would you rather choose A, B, or C?"

"Options."

"A, I'll investigate the child's situation. If it's not suitable for An Chang to enter, I'll send An Chang to reincarnate. Because An Chang and that mother have previous karma, since you accidentally messed with this karma, you have to pay it back."

"...You want me to be reincarnated as her child?"

"Or marry her and have another one."

"PASS."

"B. Send An Chang in forcibly now. If the child survives, it will be fine. If the child fails, An Chang will naturally reincarnate."

"Isn't this great?"

"Want to hear the consequences?"

"...No need, PASS."

"C. Wait until the day when the child reaches full term. If the child is still alive, An Chang will naturally go in. It doesn't matter what happens afterward. His cause and effect will be cleared."

Liu Xiyan pondered for a while, and finally looked up at Liu Xisheng: "So you said a few hundred words, which means that I still have to carry the three 'souls' of the Arhat on my back until the child reaches full term? What if he cannot reach full term?"

Liu Xi said: "Then there's nothing wrong with An Chang following you, you see, the three of them are already fighting the landlord."

The weather was sunny, no, it was hot, but Layman Liu was forced to put down his business, no, practice, and go out with his younger brother.Liu Xiyan was greatly stimulated after learning that the three ancient souls learned to fight the Landlord without a teacher, and asked for the remaining half-day vacation to date her brother.He felt that the longer he was with Liu Xisheng, the more stable his heart rate would be, and he suddenly remembered a medical term: tolerance.So he decided to use all available time to spend time with his brother in order not to be kicked out of the house.

In fact, Liu Xiyan misunderstood. When a person is addicted to Doudizhu, emotional matters can be put aside for a while.

The two brothers, one unkempt and the other a fairy, went to Wanda together, ate ice cream without saying anything, and then went to Wanda Studios one after the other, bought two movie tickets, a tube of popcorn, and went in to watch a film about the film. Taoist action movie.

Then the two brothers were woken up by the staff who cleared the venue, and they looked at the popcorn that was spilled all over the floor silently.

Liu Xisheng said sincerely: "I feel that after spending 200 yuan, it is not as comfortable as sleeping at home."

"It's me who pays, and I like it."

Liu Xisheng looked at his younger brother's shoulder affectionately, and said, "You remind me of the time when I was with Xiaolian."

"You mean the date is all money from the woman?" Liu Xiyan was heartbroken, "How did your parents give birth to something like you?"

"Actually, they only planned to give birth to me, but there was a broken gift. Misfortunes never come singly." Liu Xi smiled and pasted a heart-cleaning charm on the head of Liu Xiyan, who had a sudden arrhythmia and a painful expression, "By the way, brother, a heart-clearing charm is 20 Yuan, I'll give you a 41% discount, remember to transfer Alipay to my account later, a total of 410, [-], and then erase the change, transfer [-] is enough."

If Dr. Liu has any other interests besides buying lottery tickets, in short, he has none.Then if someone asks Dr. Liu how he spends his free time, he will definitely roll his eyes first: free?Then I found my free time in the corner of my memory, and said blankly: Why don’t you buy a lottery ticket when you’re free?

So in his free time, he was either on the way to buy a lottery ticket or bought a lottery ticket and came back.It's just that in the past few days, because he always feels that life is hopeless, his interest in buying lottery tickets has also dimmed a little.It's like after going home for dinner, Dr. Liu wanted to sleep but couldn't, so he knocked on Layman Liu's door and said, "Brother."

By the way, "Brother" is the title during normal diplomatic relations.

Layman Liu opened the door, but his brows were furrowed.

"What hindered my Dao heart?" Dr. Liu was taken aback, "Brother, your cultivation has stagnated!"

By the way, "big brother" is what the bromance scene is called.

It was rare for Liu Xisheng not to join him in the play, and said to Liu Xiyan: "Someone made bad reviews maliciously."

"...Who is so smart?"

Liu Xisheng didn't speak. Liu Xiyan felt that the problem might be a bit serious, so he went to the desk to look at the computer screen.

Then he found that things were not simple.There was a person with the id "Why don't you die" who bought some cheap products, such as peace charms, pure heart charms, small pendants for blessings, etc., and gave bad reviews on everything when they arrived, saying that the items were useless.When Liu Xisheng contacted him, he directly said that he did it on purpose, and then said that he had an enemy. This enemy caused his business to fail, his family was ruined, his family was ruined, his wife was scattered, and his enemy did all kinds of evil. He wanted the enemy to pay for his parents, but he couldn't bear to leave A young child, so I asked the master for help, and sold him some curse-like talismans to help him fulfill his wish.At the end, he said respectfully: Master's talismans are very effective. If it wasn't for attracting attention, he would definitely not give a bad review.

Liu Xiyan turned back to look at his elder brother, his elder brother really still had that expression that hindered his Taoism.

"You don't need to pay attention to this kind of person, right?" Liu Xiyan knew Liu Xisheng's character well, and knew that he would never harm others for money.

"I feel a deep sense of malice." Liu Xisheng's seriousness this time is not pretending, "I can feel it through the screen. If I don't give it to him, he will find other ways."

"That's none of your business, besides, there is such a deep hatred, it is reasonable for him to do what he wants to do."

Liu Xisheng asked: "If a person kills other people's parents, causing his family to be separated, will he still be close to this person?"

Liu Xiyan was taken aback: "Of course normal people don't."

"The talisman seals I make are only useful if they are close to the body."

Liu Xiyan looked at the words carefully again, and suddenly felt that the plot was like a certain series, and Liu Xisheng told him directly: "Many series have this plot."

"You mean, it's a lie that he wants revenge, and what he wants to deal with is the closest person?"

Liu Xisheng nodded and said, "And I figured out that this person has a great cause and effect with An Chang."

Liu Xisheng told Liu Xiyan that not only did this person have a great karma with An Chang, but if he really did something, he would also have a great karma with Liu Xiyan.It was the first time Liu Xiyan thanked Liu Xisheng's villain GPS so much when he saw the ID of "Why don't you die" and the chat history of the store on the tablet computer used to rescue the family members of the first bed during the ward rounds.

Rescue 1 bed is the mother with heart failure he rescued yesterday morning. After a day and night of treatment, the patient has improved significantly, and the parameters of the ventilator have been lowered. This afternoon, it is expected to be temporarily offline. Originally, this kind of heart failure will quickly disappear as long as the pregnancy is terminated. Get better because the patient has no underlying disease.

That family member was undoubtedly the man who honestly believed that the doctor was about to kill his wife and children.

I had to wronged Layman Liu to become an idiot for the time being.

That day, Liu Xiyan was in the deputy class. At around four o'clock in the afternoon, he saw a handsome young man wearing a SF Express uniform and a hat poking his head at the door of the office. When he saw that he was the only one there, he winked at him.

Of course, his face was handsome no matter how he looked at it.So when he cursed Liu Xisheng, he never attacked his appearance.

Take the eldest brother to the doctor's duty room, ask him to change back into his clothes, and ask in a low voice, "Is it done?"

Liu Xisheng took off his coat - on such a hot day, of course he was naked without underwear, Xiao Lian started to make trouble again, causing Dr. Liu to have a nosebleed, and directed his hand to reach Liu Xisheng's chest. /

When Director Ye opened the door of the duty room, what he saw was this subordinate's obsession/fascination/mind.

When Liu Xisheng turned his head, Marven Ye suffered [-] points of damage, and murmured in a dazed way: "No wonder the erection/rising/obstacle."

Liu Xiyan wiped away the nosebleed silently, and said to Director Ye: "Director, this is my brother, I borrow the duty room to change clothes."

Director Ye's eyes said more than ten thousand words, but only one word came out of his mouth: "Okay."

Not blatantly engaging in feudal superstition activities in the hospital, Liu Xisheng had no choice but to take out a box of poker to remind the three souls, Xiao Lian said that he was a little tired of fighting the landlord, after Liu Xisheng taught them the rules of the blackjack game, Liu Xiyan finally stopped the gurgling nosebleed.

"Are you sure that Xiao Lian is Xiaojiabiyu and not a flower picker?" Liu Xiyan asked his elder brother in chingilish, and in view of the high degree of compatibility between the two souls, Liu Xi replied in seconds: "You just got stuck for a year, and you have been alone for 500 years."

"Not 1000 years?"

"no."

"You said that An Chang lived 1000 years ago."

"Who told you that we only live one life?" Liu Xi smiled.

Liu Xiyan was terrified.Why did he feel that Liu Xisheng didn't want to say the word "live", but the other three words.

After changing his clothes and comforting the three souls, Liu Xisheng took out a small bottle from his school bag, a blue crystal bottle, and there seemed to be something vaguely inside.Liu Xiyan looked at the bottle curiously, and asked, "Is this the soul?"

At this moment, Ye Wenxuan called and said, "Li Yuexi was stopped on bed 1, and I couldn't wake up. Come and have a look."

Liu Xiyan hung up the phone and asked Liu Xisheng: "Wouldn't it be impossible to wake up if the soul came out?"

Liu Xisheng nodded.

Liu Xiyan was in peace of mind, and when he left the duty room and walked to the door of the first bed room, he could already hear the excited shouting and cursing from his family members.Marven Ye adjusted the parameters of the ventilator with an ugly expression.

Not only did he not wake up, but the patient's spontaneous breathing also suddenly stopped.

If it weren't for his strong confidence in Liu Xisheng, Liu Xiyan would probably be as hopeless as Ye Wenxuan at this moment.

When Liu Xiyan walked to the patient's bed, the family members were scolding: "If anything happens to my wife, I will ask you to be buried with her!"

Liu Xi said nothing, and took out the stethoscope to listen. Under the assisted breathing of the ventilator, the moist rales in both lungs basically disappeared.Liu Xiyan saw the talisman that exposed half of the pillow, took off the stethoscope, pulled out the talisman, and pretended to the nurse, "Why did you drop the medicine manual on the bed? Throw it away."

The family members were dumbfounded, and when the nurse took the talisman in doubt, they snatched it away, their faces pale.

Liu Xiyan looked at the family members in "surprise".

"Don't touch this casually, this, this is the peace talisman I asked the master for!" His pale face suddenly turned red.

Liu Xiyan let out an ah, and said meaningfully: "It's a safety talisman, please be safe and healthy."

The family members responded vaguely and put the talisman in the drawer.

"Since it's a safety talisman, put it back under the pillow." Liu Xiyan persuaded kindly, "It's not harmful anyway."

Ye Wenxuan poked Liu Xiyan quietly, and Liu Xiyan rolled his eyes at him.He hasn't done enough yet.

The family members stopped talking, Marven Ye said: "Let's go out and discuss the next step."

Of course, Ye Wenxuan didn't ask Liu Xiyan to discuss it, and their medical measures were just a few. He originally wanted the patient to be put on a ventilator for a head CT scan, but his family members have already refused.He just asked Liu Xiyan to complete the medical records, saying that this family member is very likely to file a lawsuit, and even if they don't file a lawsuit, they will still make medical troubles.

Liu Xiyan sneered: "The happiest thing for a man is that his wife dies in middle age, and he can make a fortune, and by the way, marry the pregnant young lady."

Ye Wenxuan said: "You know the truth again? It's your shit!" After he finished speaking, he hesitated, and finally hesitated: "Are you twins?"

"You just know?" Liu Xiyan asked in surprise.

"Didn't you always talk about big brother or something, I thought you were a few years older than you." Marven Ye said, "I was born with you in the end." Marven Ye looked at him with contempt.

Liu Xiyan understood but ignored Ye Wenxuan's eyes. After writing the shift record, she smiled and said, "Boss, I'm going back, you are busy."

After going out, he turned back, patted Ye Wenxuan on the shoulder, and said, "Boss, don't worry, my elder brother is here, and the patient will be fine. But please resist the pressure, talk to the patient's family according to the actual situation, and tell him: Hurry up!" ,died."

"Come on, your elder brother is a god! He can take care of birth, old age, sickness and death!" Of course Marven Ye didn't make such a fuss, the critical illness notice had already been issued.But the family members seemed to understand what they meant, and they called the patient's mother very cooperatively, and told her that the patient was dying, at most until the next day.So Marven Ye heard the old woman crying outside the door all night.

If you use the Soul Seizing Talisman, you will die the next day at most. I wish you a successful revenge—this is what Liu Xisheng told his client.

That night, the living soul in bed 1 followed Liu Xisheng home, was released at home, was instantly attracted by Liu Xiyan, and then the four souls played double liters.Xiao Lian intentionally or unintentionally asked about the marital status of the first bed, and the first bed said with a sad face that her husband's hometown was very patriarchal and insisted on having a son. She had graduated from college and had a decent job, but later resigned to have a second child. However, she gave birth to two daughters but failed to give birth to a son, and was sterilized.After so many years, her husband insisted on having a son, so she went for a test-tube baby.It seemed that she didn't quite remember what happened later, she was a little confused, and suddenly asked: "Am I dreaming?"

Xiao Lian shook her head with a smile and took out a photo: "Have you seen this person?"

After the ward round the next morning, the affectionate husband of the patient in bed 1 was extremely tired because he had been excited all night without waiting for the bad news. He told the patient's mother to accompany him and went home to "sleep" by himself.

After the special nurse reported that the patient's husband had left, Liu Xiyan took a SF Express brother to the door of the first bed for a walk.

"I think it's a bit uncreative to pretend to be SF every day." Liu Xiyan muttered.

"The other family doesn't wear uniforms." Liu Xisheng opened the cyan vial, chanted some spell, and the bottle became clear.

The ventilator showed that the patient was breathing spontaneously. After being reminded by the subordinate doctor Liu Xiyan, Ye Wenxuan stopped Li Yuexi suspiciously. A few minutes later, the patient regained consciousness.

She adapted for a while, and suddenly shed tears when she saw her mother.The mother and daughter looked at each other and wept.She was intubated, unable to speak, and asked her mother to bring her paper and pen.

"Mom, my dad told me in a dream that Zhang Zhe was going to kill me. Now you ask my brother to bring a camera to my house and help me record evidence of his cheating. The key is in my purse."

After she finished writing, she pointed to the pillow she was sleeping on, and Dr. Liu understood, took out the talisman and gave it to her mother, and pointed the back of the talisman to the old man, pointing to the three small characters on it: Soul Seizing Talisman.

He turned around and sent a text message to Liu Xisheng: Brother, the success of your plan only depends on the low IQ of the client.

I forgot to mention that "brother" is a title used in all intrigue situations.

Of course, Liu Xisheng's Soul Seizing Talisman was proved by his peers to be a complete deception. In fact, the Talisman was not a Talisman at all, but just wrote the words "My brother is an idiot" in Xiaozhuan.

The patient in bed 1 recovered at a miraculous speed. Since her younger brother recorded her husband's sex scene, she seemed to have been reborn. Not only did she cooperate with all medical consultations, pay the arrears, and actively expressed breastfeeding for her premature baby in the neonatology department. .She let her mother take her two daughters, let her older sister and younger brother watch over her, and never let her husband get close to her and the newborn.

She told the nurse that she had filed for divorce and that her husband did not agree to the property distribution she requested, so she wanted to file a lawsuit.While recovering, she struggled to find re-employment opportunities.

She told her mother that her father gave her a dream when she was in a coma. He not only told her the truth, but also taught her heartbrokenly: women must strive for self-improvement and cannot obey men; they must have independent financial capabilities and not be easily reduced to reproductive tools.

Her mother wiped her tears and said: Your father learned a lot in the underworld.

Of course, the so-called father is just a frog who has recently become interested in the lifestyle of modern women and spends half of his time playing mobile phones and visiting feminist forums every day.

The days are spent in the poker games of the souls and Liu Xisheng recites the Medicine Master Sutra to An Chang behind Liu Xiyan every day.One day, An Chang bid farewell to the souls and the Liu brothers—Liu Xiyan couldn't see it, but Liu Xisheng dictated it.

An Chang said that his body is strong enough to drink breast milk and can accommodate the soul, he is leaving, and will not remember them in the future, goodbye by fate, and thank them for helping his mother.Also, because Liu Xiyan in the previous life owed him a lot of money, it was written off.

"He waited for 1000 years because I didn't pay back the debt?" Liu Xiyan asked Liu Xisheng jokingly, "Aren't you my other half of the soul? Why don't you pay it for me?"

Liu Xisheng said lightly, "Because I don't know you borrowed money."

"Aren't you supernatural? Why don't you know I borrowed money?"

"He died earlier than you."

The joke is completely off.The heart-clearing talisman didn't work either, Liu Xiyan felt his heart racing fast, heavy and painful, and he felt that this matter had nothing to do with Xiao Lian.

He didn't know what to say when he opened his mouth, so he had no choice but to say nothing.

But he remembered that he had a dream that night and said to the mirror: You can never die earlier than me in this life.

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