No CP version of Liu's Pharmacist Hall

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1,

It was late at night, and when Liu Xiyan passed through the nurse's station from the office, he couldn't help yawning.The next night nurse, who had been on duty for more than two hours, was staring at the computer with wide-eyed eyes. Her eyes were bloodshot with colored contact lenses, her face was serious, and her fingers kept clicking on the mouse.Liu Xiyan couldn't help but feel a little guilty, and confessed: "I just received this and the fever may not go away so quickly. If the antipyretics don't work, give her an ice pack."

"Ah."

"Wake me up if you have any questions."

"Okay." The nurse raised her head, "You can rest for a while."

Liu Xiyan fell asleep when he returned to the duty room.He was having a dream. He dreamed that he was looking at himself in the mirror, and suddenly smiled strangely. He was terrified. He only heard the sound of beeps, and he woke up immediately. Sharp ringing.

It's the emergency department.The guiding nurse in the emergency department said that a female patient suddenly couldn't speak, so she immediately went to the ward to see him.

Liu Xiyan had a headache, and looked at his phone, it was three o'clock in the morning.Only slept for half an hour.

The hospital where Liu Xiyan works is a secondary hospital with a small number of staff. Internal medicine and emergency internal medicine are not divided into different departments, and there is no division of internal medicine. There are a total of 24 beds. They accept all kinds of headaches, brain fever, stroke and cough. It is a great blessing to be able to sleep for an hour or two after coming down.

You can meet all kinds of weird patients at night, isn't this another stroke?

Liu Xiyan put on his white coat and went to the office to wait for the patient. After waiting for more than ten minutes, no one came up. He called the emergency nurse, who told him that the patient had already gone up.

After 10 minutes, there were footsteps at the door, and when he saw the patient, he felt that he might have made a wrong judgment just now.

The female patient came in with a male family member. The female patient was only in her twenties, and her expression was quite anxious. As soon as she entered the door, she sat down on the chair in front of the desk, pointed her finger at her throat, and made ah ah It looked like it was making a sound, but there was no sound at all, only a whispering sound from the airflow.

The hands and feet move freely, and the facial expression is not rigid.

She was very anxious. Seeing that Liu Xiyan didn't ask questions, she directly pulled the male family members and said in a hissing voice, "Tell him what's going on!"

The male family member said: "She was watching TV at around eight o'clock, and she suddenly lost her voice when she was smiling. She thought it was a sore throat, so she ate some banlangen. In the middle of the night, she dreamed that she became dumb. She was frightened. Just come to see a doctor."

"Does your throat hurt? Do you have a runny nose?"

The female patient shook her head.

"Are the hands and feet moving well? No numbness or anything like that?"

She still shook her head.

Liu Xiyan saw that her throat was not red, listened to her lungs, and did a physical examination of the nervous system, but found nothing special.He wrote the medical records, so he said to the patient: "You may want to go to the ENT department to see if there is any problem with the vocal cords. The ENT department is on the fifth floor. You can go down now."

When Liu Xiyan was silently saying sorry to the ENT doctor on duty tonight, he suddenly heard a loud noise.He was shocked to find that the female patient smashed her bag on his desk, probably because there was metal inside, so the impact sound was very loud.She crossed her hips, pointed at him and started cursing—of course it was only the sound of air currents, so he couldn't hear what she was cursing.Because of her rich expression, Liu Xiyan also guessed most of it: What kind of shit hospital is it? Why is there no doctor in the emergency department, why do patients run around? Don't you know that my situation is urgent?You push patients around like this, do you believe I will complain to you?Believe it or not, see you in the newspaper tomorrow?I told you I recorded everything you said!

The male family member stayed silent and yawned impatiently.

Liu Xiyan waited for her to finish cursing, and then slowly told her: "Actually, your problem is not considered an emergency, and it is not life-threatening when you see it tomorrow morning. No hospital has an emergency department at night. If a patient comes, it is indeed a medical emergency." Triage to internal medicine or surgery first, and then ask specialists if you have any special problems. Sorry, our hospital is relatively small, there are not enough staff, and doctors have to manage the wards. I am sorry for letting patients run around. If you have any opinions, you can contact us Customer service center to complain."

The female patient began to tremble all over, and she almost pointed her finger on Liu Xiyan's nose. This time Liu Xiyan heard clearly: Why are you so irresponsible, a doctor!You didn't even give me an examination and told me to go to the ENT department!I don't have a sore throat at all, why should I see an ENT department?Let me tell you, just wait for the newspaper!

Liu Xiyan looked at his watch, it was four o'clock.He turned his head and said to the male family member: "If you plan to see the ENT department, I'll make a call now, and you can go down and see a doctor."

The male family member yawned again, stretched out his hand to pull the female patient, and said impatiently: "Go away! It's retribution if you can't speak, look at what you say all day long?"

Liu Xiyan dodged the bag that the patient threw towards him, watched the female patient being dragged away by the family, and stood up.He is tall and not weak in build. Generally, no patients dare to do anything to him. The female doctors in the department are more troublesome. They have to wear anti-wolf spray when they go to the emergency department at night.He called the ENT doctor to remind him. He was so tired that he fell asleep again as soon as he touched the pillow.

Fortunately, I slept from four o'clock until six o'clock. I received a call from the Department of Ophthalmology at six o'clock. Dr. Zhang said that there was no problem with the laryngoscopy on the female patient just now, so he asked Liu Xiyan if he needed a head CT. Or MRI to see if there are other problems.

Because the hospital is too small, neither CT nor MRI can be used for emergency treatment. Liu Xiyan asked Dr. Zhang how the patient's attitude was. Dr. Zhang smiled wryly: "I almost beat my head to pieces, and the examination was also very uncooperative."

"If you let her come up to me again, it's probably too much. I'll go down."

Dr. Zhang expressed uneasiness about this, and Liu Xiyan said: "I'll be fine for a while, the nurse will call me if something happens."

Doctors in the ward cannot leave their posts without authorization, but in fact, in case of emergency in the emergency department or other departments, the doctors in their departments must also go out because of insufficient staff.It's just that the doctor on duty had better not leave the ward unless it is absolutely necessary.

Liu Xiyan yawned and waited for the elevator, a haggard shadow appeared in the floor-to-ceiling windows, and he remembered the dream just now, no matter what, he felt that the smile was not his own, it was completely that guy's smile.

After he reached the fifth floor, he ignored the female patient and explained his illness to the yawning male family member, telling him the following things: First, the nervous system problem cannot be completely ruled out. , but the emergency time can’t do it, the fastest can be done at [-]:[-] in the morning; secondly, the hospital does not have a neurology and psychiatry department, after excluding the five sense organs, if she wants to get better treatment, she can choose to go to the neurology and psychiatry department of the higher-level hospital.

The yawning male family member pulled the female patient who didn't know what he was scolding, and said, "Forget it, let's go look elsewhere."

After the patient and his family left, Dr. Zhang shook his head and smiled wryly at Liu Xiyan. She was a petite female doctor. Because she was afraid, she called the nurse to come over to see the doctor.There is no permanent security guard in the ENT department. When the female patient hit someone, the nurse called the security guard, who arrived just now.

"Fortunately, her husband is a normal person."

2,

After dealing with the ward, it was almost noon. Liu Xiyan drove the car home in a daze. When he opened the garage, he found that the car inside hadn't left. He had to close the garage door and park the car on the road. side.Yawning and entering the door, he saw Liu Xisheng squatting beside a flowerpot in the front yard, looking at something.

Liu Xiyan didn't bother to pay attention to him, and went straight up the stairs, intending to go upstairs to sleep.

"You have been haunted by little ghosts in the past few days." Liu Xisheng said to the flower pot without looking at him.

"Oh." Liu Xiyan yawned again and didn't stop walking upstairs.

"One talisman is three hundred, should I buy it or not?"

"Thank you, no need, save it for a big price."

"It can be credited, and Alipay can be transferred to me."

"Your business is not good recently?" Liu Xiyan stopped and turned to look at that ass.

"It's nothing, it's very good." Liu Xisheng stood up and said seriously, "I just care about you."

Liu Xiyan stared at the face that was the same as his own, and said with a bland smile, "Thank you for your concern. If there is a 0.1% discount, it will be more sincere."

"Oh, 0.3% discount, remember to transfer nine yuan to me from Alipay." Liu Xisheng took out a crumpled yellow paper from his pocket and handed it to him.

30-year-old Liu Xiyan has an identical twin brother named Liu Xisheng.His parents didn't know what was wrong, so they gave him this name. Since then, he has never been a normal person for a moment.He claims to be proficient in the three schools of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism. Sometimes he is called a layman, sometimes he is called an expert in Yi studies, and sometimes he claims to have supernatural powers, and he can stand and die—of course, after all these years, he is still alive and well.His parents had given up on admonishing and reforming him. He lived a free and unrestrained life. After graduating from university, he stayed at home and opened a so-called Yixue studio. The name can no longer be remembered, and he can also deceive some ignorant boys. Young girls or middle-aged and elderly men and women, occasionally make a fortune, and then spend money and spend nothing.

The only thing he and Liu Xiyan have in common other than their appearance is that they are so old and not yet married.Of course, Liu Xiyan thinks that his reason is much nobler than his: he saves the dying and heals the wounded, and is too busy to fall in love and go on a blind date, while this elder brother who sacrificed is because everyone in the world knows that there is something abnormal about him, and no one wants to find him. door to door.

Liu Xiyan paused, thinking of that dream, and of the abnormality of this abnormal elder brother, and said, "If you want to enter my dream next time, please don't appear in the mirror."

Liu Xisheng squatted down again, continued to look at the newly sprouted grass, and shook his head to read a poem: "The good wind is like a fan and the rain is like a curtain, and sometimes I see the shore flower swell, hey, swell, this artistic conception , tsk tsk."

Sleeping until [-]:[-] p.m., Liu Xiyan was gradually awakened by a strange sound. The sound was vague at first, and then gradually became louder. It was a regular and rhythmless sound, and finally woke him up completely.He opened his eyes to look for the source of the sound, and finally found that it was his mobile phone, which was continuously outputting a scripture chanted collectively by many monks.

Liu Xiyan took the phone and found that it was the director of the department.

"Boss, what's the matter?"

"You have been complained about. What happened last night?" Marven Ye asked directly.

He was considerate enough not to call until six o'clock.

Liu Xiyan unconsciously took out the pocket of his pajamas, took out a crumpled yellow paper talisman, and said casually, "What's the matter? I'm mentally ill, can I apply for work-related injury?"

"Write a report and submit it to the medical department. Most of your bonus this month will be gone. The woman said it was a reporter from a website, and she said she would report on our hospital."

"She can talk?"

"No, she can write."

"What disease do you think she looks like?"

Ye Wenxuan said: "Is there any disease, neuropathy."

"That's it, deduct my bonus because of my insanity, and write a testimonial? Don't write it."

"She demanded a face-to-face apology or write a report."

"No, love to report."

"What do you want?"

"Anyway, this month's bonus is gone. I have accrued 100 days of leave and haven't taken it. Why don't I take it all at once."

"...You have a good idea!"

"By the way, boss, in this class, I haven't had sex for a year and a half, no, I've had erectile dysfunction for a year and a half, do you think you should give me a vacation?"

"You have no sex/life/life for a year and a half because you fucking don't find a girlfriend, what does it have to do with going to work!" Ye Wenxuan yelled, "Who will work if you don't go to work? Let's have a couple of days every three days?"

"Recruit someone, boss, it's a trivial matter for me to ask for leave, just for a few days, if I keep doing this, I'll resign, don't you guys have to take it every three days forever?"

Ye Wenxuan suddenly became depressed: "How can the hospital recruit you so easily? It doesn't cost you money? Isn't this all counting your monthly bonus?"

"Okay, I'm not feeling well, I'm asking for a vacation, if it's really not possible, let me take turns, give me a week first."

"Three days at most."

"The last time my aunt's daughter, whom I had a crush on until my cousin got married, you all arranged for me to be on duty. This trauma is counted as a work-related injury. How can three days be enough?"

"Aren't we doing it for your own good? Are you afraid that you will be hurt? Stop talking nonsense. I will help you in your next shift. Give me three days to get back to work."

The unlucky Marven Ye hung up the phone.He is 37 years old this year. He was transferred from a big hospital to this hospital with great ambition five years ago, and he was appointed as the director of general internal medicine in name. This time and that time, every month if there is a small problem in the department, he will be deducted money, and he is always bullied by the administrative department, so that Liu Xiyan suspects that he has had erectile dysfunction for far longer than himself, and he has not been able to let his wife give birth smoothly offspring.

The one-month bonus is gone, and I have three days off... Liu Xiyan held the paper talisman, and the voice of chanting rang out again. He looked at his phone, and couldn't help but get angry: "Liu Xisheng, what phone did you change for me?" ring!"

"Oh, the rebirth mantra." Liu Xisheng said calmly, "Nanwu Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, it's time for you to come down to eat, child, 9 yuan, don't forget to transfer the money, the amulet cannot be activated without paying, and it will have no effect."

3,

As soon as he stepped out of the air-conditioned room, the August heat made his whole body boil. Liu Xiyan walked downstairs shirtless, yawning profusely.Mom has already cooked the meal, Liu Xisheng and Dad are sitting at the dining table, Dad is eating while watching TV, and Liu Xisheng is eating while watching his mobile phone.Liu Xiyan sat beside him, took out ten yuan from his trousers pocket, and pasted it on his face, saying, "You don't need to change it."

Liu Xisheng put the ten yuan back into his wallet, Liu Xiyan had sharp eyes and found that there were only two yuan left in his wallet.

"Are you out of money?" Liu Xiyan asked again.

"It's still in the credit card."

"How much money do you have left?"

"You can also overdraft 2."

"Your overdraft limit is 5, right?"

Liu Xisheng looked at his younger brother very seriously, and said, "You are quite right."

"Before the 5th of next month, what will you use to repay the loan?" Liu Xiyan's eyes were bloodshot with a fierce look.

Liu Xisheng looked at the wall calendar and said, "What's the rush, it's only the 27th."

Liu Xiyan snorted coldly and said, "Brother, I can tell you that my bonus for this month is gone. You just skinned me and got 3000 yuan in my card." There is such a person in my family, but luckily I don't have a credit card.

"Don't worry." Liu Xi said with a smile, "There are guests coming tonight."

Liu Xiyan pawed at his meal without a word, and didn't want to say anything more. I don't know how many times, his elder brother used to dig at his door in the middle of the night with his nails and shouted, "Help, tomorrow is the last day. If you don't pay the debt, you won't be able to overdraw next month." Already!" A young man who was tortured by a 4-hour shift for 24 days and suffered from severe sleep deprivation to erectile dysfunction had no choice but to honestly throw his credit card to him to pay off his debts, and only hoped for a safe sleep—although he would not have There is no repayment of the loan, but the frequency of his repayment can be as low as once every three years-for a moonlight family like Liu Xiyan, lending money to others is really a pain.

Yes, he is moonlight, he has no time to eat, drink, prostitute, gamble, or have a girlfriend. He can only buy lottery tickets like crazy. He hopes that after winning the big prize, he can resign, buy a house by himself, and travel around the world if he has money left. It is best to leave Stay away from this abnormal relative.If he could ask for the winning amount, he hoped to win more than [-] million.

"Don't change your phone's ringtone during the day." Liu Xisheng glanced behind Liu Xiyan.

"I've already changed it." Liu Xiyan was used to him nagging.

"I'll set it up for you tomorrow morning."

"Can you stop coming into my room while I'm sleeping?"

Liu Xisheng stared at Liu Xiyan and said with deep affection and meaning: "You are my other half of the soul. If something happens to your soul, I will not be able to get over it."

"Thanks to big brother, my soul is very clean, thank you." Liu Xiyan decided to change the lock.

"By the way, I have a master key. No matter what kind of difficult lock you change, I can open it quietly without disturbing you." Liu Xi said with a smile, "Or we can just do it like we did when we were young." Let's sleep together, I can change the sheets for you if you wet the bed."

When Liu Xiyan was about to go out with the car keys, he saw Liu Xisheng squatting in the front yard with a slap on his face, staring at a pot of flowers in the dim light and muttering, it was still the pot of flowers at noon.

"Don't go out tonight." Liu Xisheng still said to him.

Liu Xiyan decided to ignore him.

"If something happens, read 'Nanwu Pharmacist Liuliguang Tathagata' immediately, and burn the paper I gave you after reading." Liu Xisheng said without turning his head.

Liu Xiyan went out with the wind in his ears.He's going on a blind date, yes, going on a blind date.He received a call from Marven Ye at around seven o'clock, saying that a blind date had been arranged. Marven Ye's opinion was that some problems should be solved from the root cause, instead of just blaming the schedule.As for why he could arrange a blind date within an hour, Liu Xiyan decided to ignore it—according to Ye Wenxuan's sidelines, that woman had admired Liu Xiyan for a long time. In order to save face, he must go on a blind date, otherwise the three days off will be gone.

The night is bright and the stars are sparse. There is a light yellow moon that is missing a third of the sky.Liu Xiyan subtracted one month from the Gregorian calendar, and came to the conclusion that it should be the seventh month of the lunar calendar.

Ah, this month, no wonder Liu Xisheng became more and more insane.

He was on the night shift on July [-]th last year, and Liu Xisheng unexpectedly appeared in his duty room after ten o'clock, and sat upright all night.But it was strange to say that there were no emergency patients that night.Afterwards, Liu Xiyan promised to share half of his bonus and asked him to accompany him on the night shift, but in the end he only received the word "hehe".

Liu Xiyan sat in the driver's seat and suddenly felt a little cold on the back of his neck.He started the car and adjusted the rear mirror. He didn't know if it was because it was getting late, but he always felt very hazy.

He opened the car window, turned on the air conditioner, and closed the car window when he was approaching the entrance of the village.Usually, there are few cars at the entrance of the village at this time, and he didn't slow down on purpose. Just as he was about to turn a corner, a huge dump truck whizzed by in front of his car. He missed the windshield, and then he realized he wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Hey, are you short of sleep to a certain extent?

There was a strange sound of chanting sutras on the phone. He listened carefully and found that it was "Nanwu Pharmacist Liuliguang Tathagata". He parked the car aside and checked that it was Liu Xisheng's phone.

"Remember to read." Liu Xisheng's voice sounded very deep.

"...When will the paper be burned?"

"When you feel like you're dying."

"..."

"Don't think about it. Since you have already gone out, it is too late to come back now. Concentrate on the blind date and try to solve the first difficulty as soon as possible."

Liu Xiyan hung up the phone, pulled himself together and drove. After driving for about twenty meters, he felt that something was wrong: the one who recited the scriptures was a monk, and the one who burned the paper seemed to be a Taoist priest—with such unsteady faith, who would come to rescue him?

Liu Xiyan wanted to cry but had no tears, don't lie to him that he has never heard anyone recite the scriptures, he has also heard the recitation of the Medicine Master Sutra played by his mother, and he has to "remember it attentively".

When the car got on the Huancheng Road, the moon in the sky disappeared at some point, and the strong wind began to blow the fallen leaves towards the windshield. Liu Xiyan turned on the local radio, and it was broadcasting an orange rainstorm warning—wait, didn’t you see the moon before going out? Is Xingxi coming?Where is there a dark cloud in the sky?

The torrential rain started to fall. Liu Xiyan turned on the double flashing lights, slowed down the car, and tried to identify the road in the dark. The phone rang again. It was Ye Wenxuan. He pressed the hands-free button. The girl refuses to go out. This is fate."

"I've already come out." Liu Xiyan said weakly, "I want to go home."

"Okay, go back, go back, pay attention to safety."

Lightning flashed within a short distance, white light flashed in front of his eyes, followed by deafening thunder, Liu Xiyan had to stop the car, and watched dumbfounded as a tree trunk half as thick as a thigh fell down and blocked the car right in front.The most frightening thing is that there seems to be a shadow under the trunk.

He was already chanting Medicine Buddha in his heart, and Liu Xiyan was thinking whether to burn the paper amulet first, what if he got wet?But he found the thing under the tree moving.

Moaning/groaning or something must be inaudible, the sound of rain, wind and thunder is terribly loud.Liu Xiyan didn't even bring an umbrella, so he opened the car door, rushed into the rain, and rushed under a broken tree three meters away, and he saw a person lying on the ground with his thighs pinned down.Judging by his attire, he should be a homeless man in his 50s. He may have a mental problem. The key is that he closed his eyes and groaned. I don't know if he is conscious or not.

Liu Xiyan patted the man on the shoulder vigorously, and called out loudly: "Hey, are you awake? Are you awake?"

The man barely opened his eyes.

The eyes are wrong.

The man yelled like a ghost: "Don't come here! Don't come here! Don't come here!"

"What's your name?"

"Don't come here! Don't come here!" The homeless man smashed his head with his hands.

"..." Liu Xiyan took out the phone wordlessly, covered the heavy rain with his head, and called 120 and 110.

Liu Xiyan sat in the emergency department of No. 1 People's Hospital like a drowned chicken, answering the doctor's questions. The air conditioner was so loud that he was almost freezing to death—his whole body, including his underwear, was soaked.

"The family members are here." The nurse came over to remind the doctor.

A strong man walked in aggressively and asked, "Who hit my dad?"

Both the doctor and Liu Xiyan were stunned, and looked at the nurse together. The nurse frowned and said, "When I called, I said that I was struck by lightning on the road around the city and was crushed by a tree. Didn't I mention a car accident?"

The strong man sneered: "You lied to a child, right? Got struck by lightning? Got crushed by a tree? And just happened to be sent to the hospital? Did you hit my dad?"

Liu Xiyan grinned: "Brother, you left a 60-year-old man shopping on Huancheng Road in the middle of the night and was crushed by a tree. Is it my fault if I send him to the hospital?"

The burly man creaked his fists: "Are you the perpetrator?"

The doctor winked at the nurse, the nurse understood, and quietly went out to call someone.

Liu Xiyan considered whether to burn the paper again, but felt that it was not time to hang up, so he thought it would be better to wait, who knew that the man's fist was as fast as lightning, and he had already greeted his face.Chang Taiban's body couldn't escape the gold and jade rags and rags caused by it. He just moved back and was hit hard in the right eye.He instantly recalled the chapter in Water Margin where Lu Zhishen beat Zheng Butcher violently, and after thinking of the black eyeballs rolling on the ground, his heart was ashamed and he fell to the ground.

Oh, he didn't forget to chant Medicine Buddha.

So when he woke up, barely opened his left eye, and saw the doctor's masked face spinning in front of his eyes, he asked, "Doctor, can you lend me a lighter?"

You know, he just called the police on the road around the city, and the uncle of the police has subdued the strong man who committed the murder. The emergency doctor is doing his vision examination and neurological examination. Check out the bed for him.

Liu Xiyan silently burned the paper amulet with the alcohol lamp found in the corner of the emergency department under the attention of the doctor, and then called his elder brother: "Aren't you here to save your other half of the soul?"

"where is it?"

"No.1 Civil Hospital Emergency Department."

"How long can I live?"

"...When you come here, bring a set of clothes, including underwear, socks and shoes."

"What's wrong with you, brother? Has the problem of erection/kids been solved or been solved? Do you want to call the police..."

Liu Xiyan hung up the phone.

The end of that night was to stay in the hospital for several hours, a head CT was done, nothing happened, the right eye could barely be opened, and then he abandoned his car, and was driven home by Liu Xisheng, and took a hot shower , went straight to Liu Xisheng's room, and occupied his bed.

4,

Liu Xiyan experienced the long-lost laziness. There was no alarm clock, no ward rounds, no calls from nurses, and no reminders from the leader. She woke up naturally when she fell asleep, and when she opened her eyes, she saw...

A pair of dull eyes with dark circles.

Liu Xiyan suppressed the shock, sat up slowly, looked at Liu Xisheng who was sleeping next to him in a corpse-like state but couldn't close his eyes, and asked calmly, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

"Chatted all night."

"with who?"

"The one on your shoulder."

"..." Liu Xiyan brushed his shoulders, "Is it human?"

"No, it's a frog."

"Does it have any wishes?"

"It has been unlucky all its life. It has been struck by lightning, crushed by trees, run over by cars, and abandoned. It has no love in life. It drowns itself and dies with regret."

"Frogs are amphibians."

"It couldn't be drowned, so he put a sponge in his nostrils first, then threw himself into the water."

"It doesn't need nostrils in the water."

"It took human form and killed itself."

"...You mean, he's a mature frog?"

Liu Xisheng's sluggish eyeballs finally rolled: "How can he chat with me if he's not good enough?"

"Can you commit suicide if you become a sperm?"

"He has the talent of cultivating Taoism, and he will naturally become a master in less than 100 years. He didn't want to. He just wanted to be a quiet frog, watching the flowing water and life."

"So, to what extent have you communicated deeply? For example, why did he come to me?"

"We are both responsible for this matter. In your previous life, you abandoned him and caused him to commit suicide, and then married me. He couldn't forget his love for you, and he secretly spied on you for a long, long time, until you were reincarnated as a human..."

"I have been reincarnated for 30 years, and what do you mean I married you?" Liu Xiyan couldn't help but growl, "Didn't you say that I am your other half of the soul? How can you be crazy to marry yourself?"

Liu Xisheng rubbed his temples, and said weakly, "Can you keep your voice down? I'll explain this later."

"What the hell is that frog trying to do?"

"He doesn't want to do anything, he just wants to protect you silently. But because his physique is too unlucky, you are also unlucky, that's it. By the way, the reason you abandoned him in your previous life was because he was too unlucky."

"Brother." Liu Xiyan held Liu Xisheng's hands and stared into his eyes.

"What are you doing? Let me tell you, I'm not interested in you at all in this life. You should look in the mirror first." Liu Xisheng turned her head to one side.

"You help me save him, and I'll pay you."

"You don't need to be so polite when you talk about fees between brothers. Well, please pay back the credit card for me." Liu Xisheng reluctantly said to Liu Xiyan's shoulder, "Don't cry, buddy, I'll let you cast a good baby , don’t be so unlucky in your next life.”

"what did he say?"

"He said he didn't want to leave you."

"Tell him, if he gets a good pregnancy, like Sister Qingxia or Sister Zuxian, I can consider being with him in my next life."

Liu Xisheng's face suddenly became serious, and he stopped Liu Xiyan from continuing to speak.He listened attentively, and after a while, he looked at Liu Xiyan very solemnly.

"what happened?"

"The frog spirit fell asleep. He was out of energy during the day and wanted to sleep."

"What does your expression mean?"

"Before he fell asleep, he said that another thing has taken a fancy to you and is trying to attach itself to you from someone else. If you drive him away, that thing will come soon."

Liu Xiyan looked at Liu Xisheng silently, and after a long while, he said, "If I were your other half soul, why would people only look at me and not you?"

"It has nothing to do with the soul, it has to do with the birth date. That is to say, two equally beautiful cups, one filled with honey and the other filled with shit, naturally attract different things."

"Mine is filled with honey so it attracts a lot of bees? Yours is filled with shit so it's okay?"

"Your shit attracts flies, mine with honey attracts butterflies."

"...Brother, we are twins, and our birthdays are exactly the same, right?"

"I was on the fourteenth day of the seventh month, and you were on the fifteenth day of the seventh month. It's not the same at all."

"Okay, I just pretended to be shit, so why has nothing happened all the time, and the flies came just today?"

"A cup full of shit just happened to be in the toilet, that's it - you've been walking too much at night."

Because of Liu Xisheng's words, Liu Xiyan already planned to reduce the standard of resignation after winning the lottery from 100 million to [-] million, and gave up the idea of ​​staying away from the big brother. According to him, shit may survive next to honey, and if unfortunately it is discarded In the wild, then the only choice is to dance with the flies for a lifetime.

The sun is shining, the weather is fine, and it’s been a rare vacation in the past few years. He doesn’t even have to go back to check the room, but he can’t go to the beach to see beautiful women in bikinis, can’t go to the hotel to stare at the swimming pool in a daze, can’t fly freely in the blue sky to the other side of the sea, and can’t go on a blind date. , can't have dinner with old friends, can't even go to the first hospital to drive back to my car, can only sit silently in the sphere of influence of honey, quietly staring at the pot of small white flowers in the yard, watching the sun rise in the scorching heat Sunset.

No, in fact, guests came to the house before sunset.When the doorbell jingled, Liu Xiyan hopped up like a little sparrow, fluttered her wings and happily went to open the door—finally she could see a living normal person.

The moment he opened the door, he froze.The guests who came to the door were two women, dressed in white collars, one was a beautiful woman, and the other was not the dumb woman who beat someone that night?

But no one recognized him. A doctor who took off his white coat and changed into casual clothes, washed his hair, and took off his glasses was hard to be recognized.The beautiful woman asked very piously, "Is Master Liu at home?"

Ah, I became a layman again.Liu Xiyan had a flash of inspiration, and from the corner of his eye, he glanced at the beating woman who hadn't spoken, cleared his throat, and said, "The layman is sitting in meditation, please follow me."

With a solemn face bathed in Buddha's light, the beauty followed Liu Xiyan into the gate lightly, and walked through the front yard into the living room; the beating woman followed behind the beauty with a reluctant expression.

"Please sit down, both of you, and allow me to inform the Layman."

Liu Xiyan walked slowly and calmly to the second floor, then knocked on the door of the room, calling in a loud but respectful voice: "Layman?"

No one answered for a long time.

The acting naturally ends here.Liu Xiyan opened the door and walked in, closed the door to prevent eavesdropping, then went straight to the big bed, and began to slap the elder brother who was sleeping in a large font and drooling all over the pillow: "Why don't you wake up soon?"

Liu Xi hummed and turned over and continued to sleep.

"Someone paid off your credit card for you!"

Liu Xisheng got up suddenly and opened his eyes wide.He woke up in an instant, rushed to the toilet and began to wash and tidy his hair. When he came out, he looked like a dog: a white brocade Tai Chi suit that was ironed without a trace of wrinkle, his hair was smooth and smooth, and he was full of fairy spirit. .

"Go, I won't go down to hinder your preaching. Remember, you owe [-] credit cards, and I can help you pay up to [-]. Also, that woman caused me bad luck the night before yesterday, and all bonuses for this month have been deducted." It's—" Liu Xi spoke earnestly, "You, use more skills."

"Tan Yue doesn't need to worry too much, I have my own discretion." Liu Xisheng turned his head and asked before going out, "Did you pretend to be my servant or apprentice just now?"

"All."

"Then why don't you come down to serve tea and water, and wait on your side?"

After serving tea and delivering water, Liu Xiyan stood quietly behind Liu Xisheng, concentrating on being taught.