What a god, what a god! [network distribution]
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That's it, Shen Muge casually typed "I have a date with someone on Friday night", got up and went to throw out the garbage and wash his hands.
Five minutes later, Shen Muge finished his housework and returned to the computer—actually, he had nothing to do, but he was a 5-year-old guy who didn’t have a boyfriend. It can be seen from the five boxes of instant noodles with different flavors.
Sure enough, there was another round of explosions on the screen, and the big red letters were still flying up like fireworks: "Don't, Muda! If you have an appointment, just push it down, or you can do it earlier! This is very meaningful It’s the fifth anniversary! After passing this village, there will be no more shops like this!”
"No, have I been misled by you again? Oh! Mu Da's Wannian escape party meme has appeared again! What's the matter with someone? This is an excuse, it must be an excuse, right! If you don't want to come, just say it Anyway, I won’t agree with you, don’t you?”
"Hey, let's be serious, just come here once, Muda. This fifth anniversary celebration is really important to me! It won't take you a long time. You can just say a few words and sing a song. How nice it is for everyone to get together and have fun, don't drag yourself outside all the time."
"And your true fans must also want to hear your voice, I mean, the daily voice, not the one that is deliberately substituted into the role and modified in post-production. You must be so sad, they must be very sad .”
Shen Muge originally wanted to lock up the penguins, he really didn't want to go to this kind of activity.It's just... Shen Muge was stunned for a moment when he saw the last sentence, and slowly retracted the hand that had reached out to the mouse, pinching his chin and falling into deep thought.
Want to hear my original voice...?
Shen Muge remembered that when he watched the weibo of the villain Yu Mu Muai Eating Eggs in the morning, he saw that he retweeted the troupe's anniversary event, and the reason for retweeting was "Is the Suimu Grand Meeting coming? Will you come? I really want to hear more What a voice, QAQ confesses to the male god every day! Meh dah!"
Hmm... Shen Muge rubbed his chin with his thumb, thoughtfully: He said he wanted to hear it... what else did he say... so entangled... maybe I should think about it seriously?Go back to the world from the sky?
Thinking of this, his fingers slid down with self-awareness.In an instant, he fell into the ocean of black silk and black silk and black silk again. Shen Muge's eyes were glued to it, and his mind was full of looping "Male God!", and his heart began to thump to his throat again. .
Or... I, I will reluctantly agree... The more Shen Muge looked at it, the more his mood fluctuated. As soon as his mind became hot, he couldn't help but clicked on the dialog box with Liu Yue'er again, and typed three words: " Oh well".
……
Seeing a new round of swiping on the screen, he regretted it a bit.However, what he said = a married son, even if he wanted to regret it now, it was useless.
But right now I'm really upset!Now that he has decided to go, should the news be released?Shen Muge gritted his teeth and scratched his hair: If I said it myself, it would completely destroy the image of a cold male god; but if I didn't say it, what if he didn't know?Although it is unlikely... what if?What if?
Okay, so tangled!No matter how much you try to hide it, it's useless. The original intention of Shen Muge's agreement was because of Yu Mumu's love to eat eggs, "I want to hear more voices from male gods".I did this subconsciously, but after thinking about it carefully, it didn't seem to make any sense.It's just that Yu Mumu loves to eat eggs and will like him more. As for him, no matter how curious he is, he still doesn't know any more information about the other party.
Ah - forget it!Don't think so much anymore!Just go, just be careful not to talk too much about yourself, after all, you must be defensive.Shen Muge quit Penguin and posted on Weibo, and clicked forward under the event that the troupe announced the anniversary event. After thinking about it, he still knew two words: "Congratulations".
I went for a stroll around other places, but in less than two minutes, there was already a large row of comments below, all of which were "Muda Muda, are you here?" "I seem to smell happiness" "This, this is The rhythm of a big event is about to happen!" "Oh my god, what did I see! Who am I and why am I in the sky!" "Muda's first time!!"...Shen Muge sat in front of the computer, the lens was covered The light reflected from the screen shone brightly.He pushed his glasses, and a cold and evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: Ha, you can just guess, I will never say it!
But... something seems wrong?How come the more you go back, the more certain you look?
A bad premonition suddenly surged in Shen Muge's heart.He swallowed, and pressed f5 to refresh with his fingertips.
——One minute ago, Liu Yueer just posted a Weibo, which read, "Little ones tell you a big secret! @cv岁木野歌大大 will be participating in the 1th anniversary of the Little Pure Radio Troupe Celebrate! There will be a mysterious easter egg dropping soon! Hurry up and raise the massage/massage/sticks in your hands, bah, it’s a small torch and charge forward!”, the accompanying picture is Keke tearing his clothes and shouting.
"..." The corners of Shen Muge's mouth twitched, and he held his forehead in pain: Why did I forget that there is still this stubble!Even if I confessed, she would still let me out every minute, not to mention that I didn't say anything at all!
Because of the more diligent interaction, Liu Yue'er has much more fans than him, and the comment area below has exploded right now.Many people came to listen to the anniversary yy just for her, not to mention that Shen Muge originally had a lot of fans. At this time, they all said, "Oh my God, the male god is going to flip my brand, don't praise me, I'm going to pass out." look like.
This is all right, I guess I already know what I should know and what I shouldn't know.Shen Muge pulled his face and let out a long sigh: Fortunately, I still thought of giving them a surprise, anyway, as long as that person comes, the less other onlookers of course the better.Forget it, anyway, I didn't release the news anyway, and it's not considered self-degrading.
Brother!Do you have any misunderstanding about social worth?
According to past experience, Yu Mu Muai is not around at this time to eat eggs.After careful observation, Shen Muge discovered that his active time periods are from 7:8 am to 12:1 am, from 10:11 noon to [-]:[-] pm, and from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] pm—well, as a perpetual screen spy, Shen Muge He is quite dedicated, and he almost didn't write a "list of Yumumu's haunted time" and put it on the wall to remind himself.
It was just after eight o'clock, and there were still more than two hours before Yu Mumu's appearance.Shen Muge stretched, thinking about it, there was nothing to do, and planned to take a shower in advance.Only ten minutes after coming out of the bathroom, Shen Muge remembered that he hadn't touched a professional book he borrowed from the director two days ago, so he dragged the beanbag sofa in the living room to the room, put on his glasses, and slowly Look it up.
As a result, I forgot the time.Although Shen Muge is a sullen guy (actually a hidden pervert), he is still very attentive to work, which is why he was appreciated by the old director not long after graduation.This book is very well written, Shen Muge has never seen some cases before, unknowingly aroused a strong interest, the more excited he is the more he reads.
After finally reading the first chapter, Shen Muge felt severe pain from the cervical spine to the spine, probably because of sitting in one position for too long.He grinned and stood up with his waist supported, trembling like a menopausal old man. If there was a BGM, maybe he would improvise a square dance. After all, this is the most nationalized anti-aging exercise.
Twisting here and there, Shen Muge finally felt a little better.He inadvertently glanced at the wall clock on the wall, only to realize that the pointer had already pointed to 28:[-], which was earlier than the usual bedtime, and...enjoy Yumumu's privately customized good night for him What a time.
Shen Muge was not very happy.Although Memoda just doesn't come and go, but I always feel a little nervous when I miss that point.He rubbed his waist and moved it step by step to get the phone. He almost couldn't wait to open the private message. He was full of anticipation when he saw the "Male God! Good night!" before falling back to reality—— No way, even if I knew what it was, even if I knew when it would appear, every time I saw it, there would still be a little person in my heart who would start dancing ballet on tiptoe.
Super happy der!Shen Muge suddenly felt that his body was full of strength again, his waist was no longer sore and his legs were no longer hurting, and even his curved spine seemed to be stretched into a beautiful watch supporting the sky.
The next schedule is to appreciate (shi) appreciate (jian) before going to bed.Shen Muge retreated to Yu Mumu's Weibo homepage, and sure enough, the night's black silk control benefits appeared again.
no no no!Wait a moment!Today's... seems to be a particularly thick and long version?
The announcement of the troupe's anniversary event that he retweeted three hours ago has indeed been forwarded by Yu Mumu for the second time, and a small line of text on it is particularly eye-catching: "Aww, confession to the male god! There are special benefits tonight!"
Shen Muge's heartbeat suddenly quickened.
Swipe down with your fingertip to pull the page to the top.Yu Mumu's top Weibo was originally a new lolita-style dress, but it has been replaced by another one: "Male god, male god! I love you so much! "
The picture below filled the nine grids, and there was only one before.However, the focus is on the content of the picture.Yu Mumu was wearing a small agate red dress with a deep V, with fluffy puff sleeves. The back was open from the shoulder blades to the back waist, fastened with black cross straps, and tied with a small bow.The hem of the skirt was still super short, and the knee-high black silk fit tightly on the beautifully shaped legs, revealing a small section of absolute crime-inducing territory.There are nine close-up shots of his various parts, and the word p is unprecedentedly written on the picture: "Male God!"
"mwah"
The bottom three pictures are the movements of three hands making love, left, middle and right, very symmetrical.
"..." Shen Muge didn't express any opinion on this, but just silently pressed "Save Picture".There is a special photo album in his mobile phone called "Those Scenery You Don't Know", but when he clicks on it, it's all kinds of selfies of Yu Mumu.
Shen Muge watched it again with a blank face, pressed the button on the side to lock the screen, and sat silently on the chair for a while. Three minutes later, he suddenly jumped up and rushed to the bed, rolled up the quilt and wrapped himself in it.
Eh?Your face seems to be on fire?
The author has something to say: An Xiaoyu: "The male god, the male god!"
Shen Muge gave a "tsk" sound: "Are you disgusted? You keep saying this all day long."
Then Shen Mensao turned his head away and quietly blushed with an old face.
☆, male god!
The days flowed through his fingers day by day, Shen Muge and An Xiaoyu too, just lived a decent life, completed their assigned work, checked Weibo, and said "male god, male god!" twice a day, One clocked in and the other secretly watched, rest assured that I was silly.
No, if there is a common mood, it is the feeling of nervousness and anticipation, the feeling of finally meeting Ji/Ji with an unknown creature who has been dating for three years online, which makes people blush and heartbeat (in fact, they don't).
yes!The anniversary of the Little Pure Radio Troupe is approaching day by day!The day when Shen Da, who has gone to heaven, returns to the earth is approaching!The exciting moment for An Xiaoyu to hear the voice of the male god is approaching!
When I saw Shen Muge retweeting the anniversary promotional blog, An Xiaoyu was lying on the bed shaking his feet - he just came out of the shower, but he really didn't like to wipe his feet, so he always let them dry naturally like this.Xiao Ziyang came in to get his changed clothes, and immediately frowned upon seeing this, and couldn't help but start nagging again: "Little Yu'er, how many times have I told you that you must dry your feet after washing them, Otherwise, it is easy to catch cold, and..."
"Ah—the wind is so strong—I can't hear what you're saying—" An Xiaoyu rolled her eyes towards the sky, threw the phone aside casually, and rolled around on the bed with her ears covered.
He had just taken a shower, his hair was half-dry, and he was wearing a baggy little vest and big pants, with the openings wide open, revealing a large piece of milky white skin, one on the chest, one on the waist, And the roots of the thighs also disappeared with his unconscious movements.
Xiao Zi Yang Chu was there, feeling his throat was a little dry, so he couldn't say anything.
An Xiaoyu rolled from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, and rolled back from the bed again. She lay on her stomach for a while, then secretly removed her hands covering her ears, squinted her eyes and quietly glanced at Xiao Ziyang. .Seeing that he didn't seem to be nagging any more, An Xiaoyu was relieved, she shrank her neck with a chuckle, and reached out to touch her phone again.
Xiao Ziyang had nothing to do with this person.He sighed helplessly, and went into the bathroom to collect the clothes that An Xiaoyu had changed: Who made me fall in love with it first?Who made me worry about him being alone?
As a result, as soon as Xiao Ziyang stepped into the bathroom, he heard a loud "bang" from behind him. The volume was really worrying.As soon as the incident with An Xiaoyu happened, Xiao Ziyang's reaction was unprecedentedly fast. He paused, grabbed the door frame and twisted his body abruptly: "Little fish, you..."
The man seemed to be completely unaware of what was going on. After falling off the bed, he kept lying on the ground in that position, not forgetting to protect the phone tightly, and his eyes were glued to the phone as if dipped in 502. The screen is so round that people worry that the eyeballs will accidentally fall out.An Xiaoyu gasped for breath with an expression about to twitch, her cheeks swelled at a speed visible to the naked eye, like a harassed puffer fish.
Xiao Ziyang was taken aback by his appearance, and was hesitating whether to go up and have a look.An Xiaoyu's hand holding the phone was trembling slightly, she gritted her teeth again and again, and suddenly she became angry and yelled out in her dantian: "Brother Yang Yang Yang Yang!!"
Xiao Ziyang staggered when he shouted, and almost slipped to the ground.
"My god! He said! He said! I want to participate! YY! Anniversary celebration! My God! I! Am I! I'm dreaming!" Every time An Xiaoyu said two or three words, she had to stop and take a deep breath. Holding his chest with an expression of "I'm almost suffocating with happiness".Xiao Ziyang just watched him twitch, and the feeling in his heart was even more indescribable than eating a duck's butt: I wash your clothes and cook for you every day like an old woman, so maybe you can say a few more words of thanks, I don't know A fool who came out of nowhere can say a few words casually and you can be so happy, do you think you are short-hearted?
Xiao Ziyang was right, An Xiaoyu was really that careless.He tightly grabbed the clothes on his chest and wrung the small piece of fabric until it was crumpled, but he still couldn't vent his excitement at all, and rolled around on the ground uncontrollably.Although Xiao Ziyang had just done cleaning in the afternoon, he would still get a lot of dust from being in close contact with the floor like this, but An Xiaoyu acted as if he didn't realize it, rolling and having fun while laughing foolishly to himself.
If it wasn't for liking this person, Xiao Ziyang would have complained that mentally handicapped children are much happier.
With a "bang", An Xiaoyu was so overjoyed that she knocked her forehead on the foot of the bed, and a bruise soon appeared on her milky white skin.Xiao Ziyang closed his eyes in pain, and wanted to say that he was stupid, whether such a drop in IQ would plummet to prehistoric times.
An Xiaoyu seemed to be summoned back to the real world by this heavy blow.He clutched his forehead and sat upright, his round almond eyes stared at nowhere, and he pursed his lips as if he was thinking about life from scratch.His eyes moved around the room, and suddenly settled on a certain place, his eyes suddenly became brighter several degrees.
"I know how to celebrate! I haven't worn that newly made dress yet! Oh oh! Special benefits for tonight!" An Xiaoyu didn't know what good idea she thought of, anyway, she couldn't care less about just kowtow There were several bruises when it came out, and I jumped up and ran to the closet.At night, he started to toss again, changing into a small skirt, wearing black silk, curly bangs, and a light makeup, although he didn't pat his face at all.Then I fixed the phone on the shelf and snapped dozens of pictures, and then took it out to pick and choose the color p pictures.
Xiao Ziyang silently went to do the laundry.What are you afraid of? It's just someone on the other end of the network. I don't know if it's true. It doesn't constitute a threat at all.
Facts have proved that the flag cannot be set up randomly.
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An Xiaoyu was counting the days on her fingers, hoping that Friday would arrive soon.His mobile phone has an alarm clock set to remind him, and he will never delay if he asks each other in the morning and evening. Although he has never received a reply, and he doesn't know if that person really read it, but it seems to have changed into a habit, what? When the time is running out, I am scratching my heart and scratching my liver.
He had already agreed with Xiao Ziyang that he would never go out on Friday, and would stay at home and wait for the male god to go online—who knows when the male god will come?Ah... the figure of the male god is like a snowflake falling from the sky, it may not be able to fall to the ground, even if it is caught by hand, it will soon melt.
Yes, Shen Muge is such a pure and pure person in An Xiaoyu's eyes? ? ?Otherworldly? ? ?Angelic? ? ?Humanity.An Xiaoyu pressed the phone to her chest, grinned and narrowed her eyes, she straightened her body and trembled while laughing, then pulled out her earphones, and started drawing pictures while listening to the old drama of the male god.
something unexpected may happen any time.Just at noon on Friday, an old customer came from other provinces, saying that he wanted to discuss a batch of company performance costumes.Originally, this kind of matter only needs Xiao Ziyang to come to the interview. This time, he didn't know why, but he insisted on An Xiaoyu to follow up, saying that it would be better to communicate with the old customers in person about the details of the foreign dress.
Although An Xiaoyu is a bit willful, he still knows how to measure things related to work.It's just a meal at noon, and we'll talk in the afternoon, no matter what happens, it won't delay the YY celebration at night, right?Thinking of this, An Xiaoyu hesitated for a while, and was a little unhappy that the plan she had planned had been broken, but she still agreed.
It turned out to be late at night.That old client was also an enthusiastic host. Xiao Ziyang took An Xiaoyu to pick him up at the airport, and after having dinner outside at noon, they went back to the studio for a detailed discussion.The order of the old customer is not small, detail by detail, and it is already past four o'clock in the afternoon when the final plan is finalized.Of course he couldn't be left alone at such a time, Xiao Ziyang proposed to go to a nearby resort and have dinner there by the way.The old customer laughed and nodded.
An Xiaoyu was a little anxious.Go out to play now, and come back after dinner, it must be seven or eight o'clock, right?It is not ruled out that the old man may be addicted to playing and want to continue with the next program.An Xiaoyu originally wanted to say no, but Xiao Ziyang turned around and winked at him. He didn't quite understand, maybe it meant "taking care of the overall situation"?Anyway, An Xiaoyu had no choice but to bite the bullet.
Sure enough, the middle-aged uncle's fighting power is always particularly strong.Went to the beach for a long walk and came back. After eating barbecue, the group set off for KTV again.Sitting in the small box with blinding lights, An Xiaoyu stared at her watch while enduring the wonderful (fog) singing voice that kept pouring into her head, with a look of lovelessness on her face.
I beg you uncle!Please stop for a while!If it's not that I'm not familiar with the male god, I'll call him every minute to help you recognize the reality!
The footsteps at eight o'clock are getting closer and further away; the footsteps at nine o'clock are getting closer and further away; the footsteps at ten o'clock... no!Definitely can't wait any longer!This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to confess to the male god on the spot! (In fact, there is no such plan).
An Xiaoyu told Xiao Ziyang several times before that she was going to leave, but she was always dealt with "wait a little longer" and "wait a little longer".He made up his mind at this moment, and simply stopped wronging himself so much, said to Xiao Ziyang, "I'm going to the toilet", and slipped out the door quietly.
As soon as she left that bizarre place (actually because no one sang better than the male god), An Xiaoyu ran off like a girl, forgetting about the high-tech thing like the elevator, and went straight to the taxi.Panting for breath, he told the driver uncle the address, and only then did he take out his mobile phone and send a message to Xiao Ziyang.
"Brother Yang, I'm going back first."
There was a "ding" sound in the pocket, accompanied by a "buzzing" vibration.Xiao Ziyang took out the phone and took a look, then put it back silently, and laughed with the old client beside him who was chatting happily.
Sure enough, no matter how much you deliberately delay it, can you still not keep it?
An Xiaoyu didn't think too much about it for a while, but rushed home with all her strength.Because he was meeting a client, he was wearing a serious waist-tight small suit and trousers today. Otherwise, it would be so late and it would be unsafe to casually get on a black car in women's clothing.
"Ha...ha..." An Xiaoyu almost hoisted herself up with the help of the stairs.I haven't exercised for a long time, and suddenly I run so violently, my overloaded heart is clamoring to strike, and my feet are so numb that I can't wait to amputate them in minutes.To be honest, if it weren't for the support of the willpower of wanting to see the male god, An Xiaoyu might have been exhausted and paralyzed downstairs, and the next day the newspaper would probably see "Young man lying dead on the street, killing for love? Or for vendetta?" A kind of news.
An Xiaoyu dragged his legs crookedly into the house like a zombie, hanging on his chest, and fumbled into the dark room while pressing the switch along the road.After turning on the light and pressing the switch of the notebook, An Xiaoyu had the time to stop and take a rest while waiting for the startup to start up, leaning against the bed and panting heavily.An Xiaoyu boarded YY and entered the room at the fastest speed. During the period, he entered the wrong password several times because of being too excited (jin) (zhang). , Just say, "Male god, male god, I can't wait to see you, so go ahead."
After finally climbing up, An Xiaoyu quickly entered the room.As soon as the public screen is turned on, all kinds of colorful swiping screens flicker and damage the eyes.The Little Pure Radio Theater Troupe is quite famous in the circle. It has produced a lot of dramas in the past five years, and the quality is extremely high. There are more than one fan. They are laughing and chatting enthusiastically at the moment.
An Xiaoyu glanced at the row of red and yellow id names on the left, the names changed continuously, and because the laptop screen was a little bright, his eyes hurt from staring.
Where is the male god?
The author has something to say: An Xiaoyu stomped her feet anxiously: "Male God! Where are you!"
Shen Muge smiled charmingly: "I'm waiting for you, baby~"
☆, male god male god!
Here, An Xiaoyu is staring at the screen with wide-eyed eyes, and on the other side of the world, ah bah, at the other end of the city, a certain male god is also looking at the screen seriously.
Huh……?Why didn't I see Yu Mumu... Shen Muge was wearing a pair of thin silver-rimmed glasses, sitting on a chair and trying to lean towards the screen, almost in the posture of lying on the table.His middle finger was sliding slowly on the scroll wheel of the mouse, and his eyeballs almost fell out-there were already many audiences, and with the addition of new people joining from time to time, all kinds of colorful vest names almost flashed. blind him.
Could it be that he didn't come... right?Impossible, as a true fan, how can you miss the male god's YY debut?have no idea?No, he obviously switched to Liu Yue'er's blog, so he must have known about it.forget?No, no, no, no, two privates can be sent up without a hitch in a day, the only major event in life that can be forgotten?Absolutely impossible!
Or...are you busy with something else and can't get away?Shen Muge searched for the person he was looking for on the screen, while clenched his fist and knocked on the table: Come here!Drag me out and hang me!Shouldn't the male god have to overcome all difficulties for the first time to come and watch? !
Huh!A thought flashed through Shen Muge's mind, he immediately let go of the mouse, raised his head and sat up straight: After all, Yu Mu Muai Eating Eggs is just his Weibo name, maybe there will be other people on YY vest.If so... where do I find someone?
Look at the time, it's past ten o'clock.There are quite a lot of people in the troupe, there are a total of twenty or so guests Mai Xu, and there are only seven people who are warming up and gagging.Shen Muge originally didn't plan to stay for too long, but, in order to satisfy some ulterior selfishness, he specially ordered Liu Yue'er to temporarily put his Mai Xu at the end, because he was afraid that when Yu Mumu came, his Mai Xu would be out of order. After that, for some reason, Shen Muge felt that he would definitely come, and that he would be very disappointed if he didn't meet him.
Just treat it as if I'm biased, I don't want to disappoint him.Shen Muge thought so.
At the moment, the atmosphere is very lively. It's time for the wheat sequence of coconut milk and ginger soup, and they are singing the popular song "Dan Qing Ke" not long ago.To be honest, Shen Muge thinks that coconut milk and ginger soup is not suitable for this song at all. His voice is soft and cute. It’s good to sing some lively and fast-paced songs, but I want to choose this kind of lyrical style... All I can say is, it's a little bit different.
But who cares?Coconut milk and ginger soup can be coquettish and cute, plus there are so many girls in the fan group, the public screen has already been maxed out, full of all kinds of "Oh my god, little coconut milk is so soft and cute!" "I really want to take it home with sauce Niang Niang", "I want to do something indescribable to the little coconut milk" and so on.
Shen Muge supported his chin with one hand, narrowed his eyes and stared at the screen boredly.His eyes were already narrowed, his vision was a little loose, and he yawned lazily.A little sleepy, if it wasn't for some subconscious obsession, he really wanted to let it go.What are you waiting for? People may not come when you wait, and things may not happen if you come. You have not written your horoscope yet, and you are here like an idiot. If you don’t know, you think you are cos Shoushan Stone .
Actually...you are a little curious about Yu Mumu, right?No, it should be quite curious.After all, as an old man in the online distribution circle whose body is about to be buried in the ground, he suddenly finds that there is a true love fan buried as deep as himself, the normal reaction should be to care, right?
Eleven o'clock, just wait until eleven o'clock, if he hasn't shown up, I'll go to bed.Shen Muge yawned again, his eyes were unconsciously staring at the screen, and his fingers tapped restlessly on the edge of the keyboard.
Ah - I'm really sleepy - Shen Muge first straightened his face, then raised his chin all of a sudden, grinning at the computer screen in front of him.He saw his rather bad facial expression through the reflected outline, and he couldn't hold back he laughed, euphemistically calling it "Shu Huo Shu Huo Muscles and Bones and Vigorously Energetic".
As a result, this game is really addictive.Like an idiot, Shen Muge changed his face in front of the computer, changed his face and smiled, and his weird laughter echoed in the entire empty room.
If the little nurse in the hospital saw such an indescribable behavior of the male god, he might be able to remove his jaw manually on the spot.
Eh?Eh eh eh? ! !Wait a minute!Shen Muge got up there by himself, if he didn't subconsciously still remember the original purpose, and his eyes drifted towards the screen, he would probably do something that he would regret for the rest of his life.
I, I, my eyes didn't take off the window, did I? ! !Did you see Yu Mumu just now? ! !Shen Muge made Erkang's hand with his thoughts: Don't leave, wait a minute, you god, I'm still here!
Shen Muge jumped up from the chair all of a sudden, and rushed over in a posture of swallowing the notebook raw, the expression on his face was confiscated, which almost caused a tragedy of facial paralysis.He was lying in front of the computer desk with his butt pouted, the hand holding the mouse was trembling uncontrollably because of being too excited, he wished he could directly attach his eyeballs to the screen.
Where... Where is it... Shen Muge held his breath and searched carefully among the rows of vest names, because he held his breath too much and almost choked himself to death.Probably the gods in the distance also saw his expectation, and finally, as his finger slid down again, Shen Muge found the name "Yu Mumu loves to eat eggs" without any mistakes.
he came! !
Shen Muge's mood at that time was at the same level as that of sixty salutes blasting into the sky over Tian/an/men Square at the same time.He didn't know how to react, and blinked his eyes at the screen in a daze, grinned and made an expression of "the weather is so nice today, I'm so happy", then stood up and walked around the room.
How to do it?What to do now?The goal just now was to wait for him. Now that he is here, what should I do next?Shen Muge frowned and walked around the room with his hands behind his back. The IQ raised in the previous 28 years seemed to be fed to dogs, and he was at a loss like an innocent old virgin who was waiting to see his wife (Da Wu).
With a sound of "bang", Shen Muge lowered his head to think about the major events in his future life, and accidentally knocked his head against the wall in front of him, which happened to be in the middle.If it weren't for the bruise on An Xiaoyu's forehead that had already healed, the two of them would probably be able to form a couple's head portrait in the dark, only the forehead one.
Anyway, no matter what, this knock woke Shen Muge up.He instantly came to his senses and realized that he was struggling with some stupid question just now, and when he raised his head and clapped his hands as if he had suddenly realized: You have wanted to see him for a long time!Now that it's here, grab it!Why are you still hesitating, you idiot with a lower IQ!
The male god Shen Da has always been a man of action, especially for his true fans (actually, he has taken a fancy to his legs), that is called a pamper.He hurriedly went to poke Liu Yue'er, and typed "Hurry up, I'll be the next one, I'm on 100 million, hurry up, don't ask, I won't answer you", and just pressed Enter, thinking that she would not see it, the mouse Moved and added a screen shake to keep up.
An Xiaoyu was sitting cross-legged on the ground, holding her chin to look at the guest Mai Xu above.Hey...the male god is the last one...but it's only the eighth one now, it will be twelve o'clock when the male god arrives, right?Do you want to wait... If you wait, you won't be able to make the mask on time. It will be ugly tomorrow... If you don't wait, you will be very unwilling. After all, if you miss it, there will be no next time...
An Xiaoyu sat motionless in front of her notebook, looking like she was going to wait forever, and sighed quite sadly.
Suddenly, after Coconut Milk and Ginger Soup finished singing and hahahahahahahahaha with fans for a while and finally said that he was going offline, the host Liu Yueer's voice came in: "An urgent announcement is broadcast now! Now Broadcast an urgent notice! Mr. Sui Mu said that there is an urgent matter and wants to join the team! It will only be 10 minutes soon! Please wait a moment for the guests in the future? Thank you for understanding! Thank you for your cooperation!"
The public screen immediately exploded.An Xiaoyu also exploded.He widened his eyes all of a sudden, jumped up and approached the screen, put his hands on the floor like a cat, his legs spread out in the shape of an "eight", and his buttocks slightly raised.
The male god is about to appear?God who am I and why am I in heaven? !Where are the Ear Ear Earphones Headphones?
An Xiaoyu got up to find the headset where I didn't know where to fall.After finally turning the earphones out, An Xiaoyu ran back to the side of the book in a panic, completely ignoring the room behind her that looked like a robbery scene.
An Xiaoyu's hand that connected the earphone cable was almost trembling: This is a male god!A living god!A crisp male god without post-editing!After finally connecting the line, An Xiaoyu almost plunged into the crack of the earphone. Suddenly, without any precautions, the slightly hoarse voice of the male god came to his side through time and space: "Hello everyone, I am cv Sui Muye Song. I'm sorry for cutting the line, but there are urgent matters later, thank you for your understanding."
"..." The male, male god's voice!An Xiaoyu tried hard
Five minutes later, Shen Muge finished his housework and returned to the computer—actually, he had nothing to do, but he was a 5-year-old guy who didn’t have a boyfriend. It can be seen from the five boxes of instant noodles with different flavors.
Sure enough, there was another round of explosions on the screen, and the big red letters were still flying up like fireworks: "Don't, Muda! If you have an appointment, just push it down, or you can do it earlier! This is very meaningful It’s the fifth anniversary! After passing this village, there will be no more shops like this!”
"No, have I been misled by you again? Oh! Mu Da's Wannian escape party meme has appeared again! What's the matter with someone? This is an excuse, it must be an excuse, right! If you don't want to come, just say it Anyway, I won’t agree with you, don’t you?”
"Hey, let's be serious, just come here once, Muda. This fifth anniversary celebration is really important to me! It won't take you a long time. You can just say a few words and sing a song. How nice it is for everyone to get together and have fun, don't drag yourself outside all the time."
"And your true fans must also want to hear your voice, I mean, the daily voice, not the one that is deliberately substituted into the role and modified in post-production. You must be so sad, they must be very sad .”
Shen Muge originally wanted to lock up the penguins, he really didn't want to go to this kind of activity.It's just... Shen Muge was stunned for a moment when he saw the last sentence, and slowly retracted the hand that had reached out to the mouse, pinching his chin and falling into deep thought.
Want to hear my original voice...?
Shen Muge remembered that when he watched the weibo of the villain Yu Mu Muai Eating Eggs in the morning, he saw that he retweeted the troupe's anniversary event, and the reason for retweeting was "Is the Suimu Grand Meeting coming? Will you come? I really want to hear more What a voice, QAQ confesses to the male god every day! Meh dah!"
Hmm... Shen Muge rubbed his chin with his thumb, thoughtfully: He said he wanted to hear it... what else did he say... so entangled... maybe I should think about it seriously?Go back to the world from the sky?
Thinking of this, his fingers slid down with self-awareness.In an instant, he fell into the ocean of black silk and black silk and black silk again. Shen Muge's eyes were glued to it, and his mind was full of looping "Male God!", and his heart began to thump to his throat again. .
Or... I, I will reluctantly agree... The more Shen Muge looked at it, the more his mood fluctuated. As soon as his mind became hot, he couldn't help but clicked on the dialog box with Liu Yue'er again, and typed three words: " Oh well".
……
Seeing a new round of swiping on the screen, he regretted it a bit.However, what he said = a married son, even if he wanted to regret it now, it was useless.
But right now I'm really upset!Now that he has decided to go, should the news be released?Shen Muge gritted his teeth and scratched his hair: If I said it myself, it would completely destroy the image of a cold male god; but if I didn't say it, what if he didn't know?Although it is unlikely... what if?What if?
Okay, so tangled!No matter how much you try to hide it, it's useless. The original intention of Shen Muge's agreement was because of Yu Mumu's love to eat eggs, "I want to hear more voices from male gods".I did this subconsciously, but after thinking about it carefully, it didn't seem to make any sense.It's just that Yu Mumu loves to eat eggs and will like him more. As for him, no matter how curious he is, he still doesn't know any more information about the other party.
Ah - forget it!Don't think so much anymore!Just go, just be careful not to talk too much about yourself, after all, you must be defensive.Shen Muge quit Penguin and posted on Weibo, and clicked forward under the event that the troupe announced the anniversary event. After thinking about it, he still knew two words: "Congratulations".
I went for a stroll around other places, but in less than two minutes, there was already a large row of comments below, all of which were "Muda Muda, are you here?" "I seem to smell happiness" "This, this is The rhythm of a big event is about to happen!" "Oh my god, what did I see! Who am I and why am I in the sky!" "Muda's first time!!"...Shen Muge sat in front of the computer, the lens was covered The light reflected from the screen shone brightly.He pushed his glasses, and a cold and evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: Ha, you can just guess, I will never say it!
But... something seems wrong?How come the more you go back, the more certain you look?
A bad premonition suddenly surged in Shen Muge's heart.He swallowed, and pressed f5 to refresh with his fingertips.
——One minute ago, Liu Yueer just posted a Weibo, which read, "Little ones tell you a big secret! @cv岁木野歌大大 will be participating in the 1th anniversary of the Little Pure Radio Troupe Celebrate! There will be a mysterious easter egg dropping soon! Hurry up and raise the massage/massage/sticks in your hands, bah, it’s a small torch and charge forward!”, the accompanying picture is Keke tearing his clothes and shouting.
"..." The corners of Shen Muge's mouth twitched, and he held his forehead in pain: Why did I forget that there is still this stubble!Even if I confessed, she would still let me out every minute, not to mention that I didn't say anything at all!
Because of the more diligent interaction, Liu Yue'er has much more fans than him, and the comment area below has exploded right now.Many people came to listen to the anniversary yy just for her, not to mention that Shen Muge originally had a lot of fans. At this time, they all said, "Oh my God, the male god is going to flip my brand, don't praise me, I'm going to pass out." look like.
This is all right, I guess I already know what I should know and what I shouldn't know.Shen Muge pulled his face and let out a long sigh: Fortunately, I still thought of giving them a surprise, anyway, as long as that person comes, the less other onlookers of course the better.Forget it, anyway, I didn't release the news anyway, and it's not considered self-degrading.
Brother!Do you have any misunderstanding about social worth?
According to past experience, Yu Mu Muai is not around at this time to eat eggs.After careful observation, Shen Muge discovered that his active time periods are from 7:8 am to 12:1 am, from 10:11 noon to [-]:[-] pm, and from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] pm—well, as a perpetual screen spy, Shen Muge He is quite dedicated, and he almost didn't write a "list of Yumumu's haunted time" and put it on the wall to remind himself.
It was just after eight o'clock, and there were still more than two hours before Yu Mumu's appearance.Shen Muge stretched, thinking about it, there was nothing to do, and planned to take a shower in advance.Only ten minutes after coming out of the bathroom, Shen Muge remembered that he hadn't touched a professional book he borrowed from the director two days ago, so he dragged the beanbag sofa in the living room to the room, put on his glasses, and slowly Look it up.
As a result, I forgot the time.Although Shen Muge is a sullen guy (actually a hidden pervert), he is still very attentive to work, which is why he was appreciated by the old director not long after graduation.This book is very well written, Shen Muge has never seen some cases before, unknowingly aroused a strong interest, the more excited he is the more he reads.
After finally reading the first chapter, Shen Muge felt severe pain from the cervical spine to the spine, probably because of sitting in one position for too long.He grinned and stood up with his waist supported, trembling like a menopausal old man. If there was a BGM, maybe he would improvise a square dance. After all, this is the most nationalized anti-aging exercise.
Twisting here and there, Shen Muge finally felt a little better.He inadvertently glanced at the wall clock on the wall, only to realize that the pointer had already pointed to 28:[-], which was earlier than the usual bedtime, and...enjoy Yumumu's privately customized good night for him What a time.
Shen Muge was not very happy.Although Memoda just doesn't come and go, but I always feel a little nervous when I miss that point.He rubbed his waist and moved it step by step to get the phone. He almost couldn't wait to open the private message. He was full of anticipation when he saw the "Male God! Good night!" before falling back to reality—— No way, even if I knew what it was, even if I knew when it would appear, every time I saw it, there would still be a little person in my heart who would start dancing ballet on tiptoe.
Super happy der!Shen Muge suddenly felt that his body was full of strength again, his waist was no longer sore and his legs were no longer hurting, and even his curved spine seemed to be stretched into a beautiful watch supporting the sky.
The next schedule is to appreciate (shi) appreciate (jian) before going to bed.Shen Muge retreated to Yu Mumu's Weibo homepage, and sure enough, the night's black silk control benefits appeared again.
no no no!Wait a moment!Today's... seems to be a particularly thick and long version?
The announcement of the troupe's anniversary event that he retweeted three hours ago has indeed been forwarded by Yu Mumu for the second time, and a small line of text on it is particularly eye-catching: "Aww, confession to the male god! There are special benefits tonight!"
Shen Muge's heartbeat suddenly quickened.
Swipe down with your fingertip to pull the page to the top.Yu Mumu's top Weibo was originally a new lolita-style dress, but it has been replaced by another one: "Male god, male god! I love you so much! "
The picture below filled the nine grids, and there was only one before.However, the focus is on the content of the picture.Yu Mumu was wearing a small agate red dress with a deep V, with fluffy puff sleeves. The back was open from the shoulder blades to the back waist, fastened with black cross straps, and tied with a small bow.The hem of the skirt was still super short, and the knee-high black silk fit tightly on the beautifully shaped legs, revealing a small section of absolute crime-inducing territory.There are nine close-up shots of his various parts, and the word p is unprecedentedly written on the picture: "Male God!"
"mwah"
The bottom three pictures are the movements of three hands making love, left, middle and right, very symmetrical.
"..." Shen Muge didn't express any opinion on this, but just silently pressed "Save Picture".There is a special photo album in his mobile phone called "Those Scenery You Don't Know", but when he clicks on it, it's all kinds of selfies of Yu Mumu.
Shen Muge watched it again with a blank face, pressed the button on the side to lock the screen, and sat silently on the chair for a while. Three minutes later, he suddenly jumped up and rushed to the bed, rolled up the quilt and wrapped himself in it.
Eh?Your face seems to be on fire?
The author has something to say: An Xiaoyu: "The male god, the male god!"
Shen Muge gave a "tsk" sound: "Are you disgusted? You keep saying this all day long."
Then Shen Mensao turned his head away and quietly blushed with an old face.
☆, male god!
The days flowed through his fingers day by day, Shen Muge and An Xiaoyu too, just lived a decent life, completed their assigned work, checked Weibo, and said "male god, male god!" twice a day, One clocked in and the other secretly watched, rest assured that I was silly.
No, if there is a common mood, it is the feeling of nervousness and anticipation, the feeling of finally meeting Ji/Ji with an unknown creature who has been dating for three years online, which makes people blush and heartbeat (in fact, they don't).
yes!The anniversary of the Little Pure Radio Troupe is approaching day by day!The day when Shen Da, who has gone to heaven, returns to the earth is approaching!The exciting moment for An Xiaoyu to hear the voice of the male god is approaching!
When I saw Shen Muge retweeting the anniversary promotional blog, An Xiaoyu was lying on the bed shaking his feet - he just came out of the shower, but he really didn't like to wipe his feet, so he always let them dry naturally like this.Xiao Ziyang came in to get his changed clothes, and immediately frowned upon seeing this, and couldn't help but start nagging again: "Little Yu'er, how many times have I told you that you must dry your feet after washing them, Otherwise, it is easy to catch cold, and..."
"Ah—the wind is so strong—I can't hear what you're saying—" An Xiaoyu rolled her eyes towards the sky, threw the phone aside casually, and rolled around on the bed with her ears covered.
He had just taken a shower, his hair was half-dry, and he was wearing a baggy little vest and big pants, with the openings wide open, revealing a large piece of milky white skin, one on the chest, one on the waist, And the roots of the thighs also disappeared with his unconscious movements.
Xiao Zi Yang Chu was there, feeling his throat was a little dry, so he couldn't say anything.
An Xiaoyu rolled from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, and rolled back from the bed again. She lay on her stomach for a while, then secretly removed her hands covering her ears, squinted her eyes and quietly glanced at Xiao Ziyang. .Seeing that he didn't seem to be nagging any more, An Xiaoyu was relieved, she shrank her neck with a chuckle, and reached out to touch her phone again.
Xiao Ziyang had nothing to do with this person.He sighed helplessly, and went into the bathroom to collect the clothes that An Xiaoyu had changed: Who made me fall in love with it first?Who made me worry about him being alone?
As a result, as soon as Xiao Ziyang stepped into the bathroom, he heard a loud "bang" from behind him. The volume was really worrying.As soon as the incident with An Xiaoyu happened, Xiao Ziyang's reaction was unprecedentedly fast. He paused, grabbed the door frame and twisted his body abruptly: "Little fish, you..."
The man seemed to be completely unaware of what was going on. After falling off the bed, he kept lying on the ground in that position, not forgetting to protect the phone tightly, and his eyes were glued to the phone as if dipped in 502. The screen is so round that people worry that the eyeballs will accidentally fall out.An Xiaoyu gasped for breath with an expression about to twitch, her cheeks swelled at a speed visible to the naked eye, like a harassed puffer fish.
Xiao Ziyang was taken aback by his appearance, and was hesitating whether to go up and have a look.An Xiaoyu's hand holding the phone was trembling slightly, she gritted her teeth again and again, and suddenly she became angry and yelled out in her dantian: "Brother Yang Yang Yang Yang!!"
Xiao Ziyang staggered when he shouted, and almost slipped to the ground.
"My god! He said! He said! I want to participate! YY! Anniversary celebration! My God! I! Am I! I'm dreaming!" Every time An Xiaoyu said two or three words, she had to stop and take a deep breath. Holding his chest with an expression of "I'm almost suffocating with happiness".Xiao Ziyang just watched him twitch, and the feeling in his heart was even more indescribable than eating a duck's butt: I wash your clothes and cook for you every day like an old woman, so maybe you can say a few more words of thanks, I don't know A fool who came out of nowhere can say a few words casually and you can be so happy, do you think you are short-hearted?
Xiao Ziyang was right, An Xiaoyu was really that careless.He tightly grabbed the clothes on his chest and wrung the small piece of fabric until it was crumpled, but he still couldn't vent his excitement at all, and rolled around on the ground uncontrollably.Although Xiao Ziyang had just done cleaning in the afternoon, he would still get a lot of dust from being in close contact with the floor like this, but An Xiaoyu acted as if he didn't realize it, rolling and having fun while laughing foolishly to himself.
If it wasn't for liking this person, Xiao Ziyang would have complained that mentally handicapped children are much happier.
With a "bang", An Xiaoyu was so overjoyed that she knocked her forehead on the foot of the bed, and a bruise soon appeared on her milky white skin.Xiao Ziyang closed his eyes in pain, and wanted to say that he was stupid, whether such a drop in IQ would plummet to prehistoric times.
An Xiaoyu seemed to be summoned back to the real world by this heavy blow.He clutched his forehead and sat upright, his round almond eyes stared at nowhere, and he pursed his lips as if he was thinking about life from scratch.His eyes moved around the room, and suddenly settled on a certain place, his eyes suddenly became brighter several degrees.
"I know how to celebrate! I haven't worn that newly made dress yet! Oh oh! Special benefits for tonight!" An Xiaoyu didn't know what good idea she thought of, anyway, she couldn't care less about just kowtow There were several bruises when it came out, and I jumped up and ran to the closet.At night, he started to toss again, changing into a small skirt, wearing black silk, curly bangs, and a light makeup, although he didn't pat his face at all.Then I fixed the phone on the shelf and snapped dozens of pictures, and then took it out to pick and choose the color p pictures.
Xiao Ziyang silently went to do the laundry.What are you afraid of? It's just someone on the other end of the network. I don't know if it's true. It doesn't constitute a threat at all.
Facts have proved that the flag cannot be set up randomly.
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An Xiaoyu was counting the days on her fingers, hoping that Friday would arrive soon.His mobile phone has an alarm clock set to remind him, and he will never delay if he asks each other in the morning and evening. Although he has never received a reply, and he doesn't know if that person really read it, but it seems to have changed into a habit, what? When the time is running out, I am scratching my heart and scratching my liver.
He had already agreed with Xiao Ziyang that he would never go out on Friday, and would stay at home and wait for the male god to go online—who knows when the male god will come?Ah... the figure of the male god is like a snowflake falling from the sky, it may not be able to fall to the ground, even if it is caught by hand, it will soon melt.
Yes, Shen Muge is such a pure and pure person in An Xiaoyu's eyes? ? ?Otherworldly? ? ?Angelic? ? ?Humanity.An Xiaoyu pressed the phone to her chest, grinned and narrowed her eyes, she straightened her body and trembled while laughing, then pulled out her earphones, and started drawing pictures while listening to the old drama of the male god.
something unexpected may happen any time.Just at noon on Friday, an old customer came from other provinces, saying that he wanted to discuss a batch of company performance costumes.Originally, this kind of matter only needs Xiao Ziyang to come to the interview. This time, he didn't know why, but he insisted on An Xiaoyu to follow up, saying that it would be better to communicate with the old customers in person about the details of the foreign dress.
Although An Xiaoyu is a bit willful, he still knows how to measure things related to work.It's just a meal at noon, and we'll talk in the afternoon, no matter what happens, it won't delay the YY celebration at night, right?Thinking of this, An Xiaoyu hesitated for a while, and was a little unhappy that the plan she had planned had been broken, but she still agreed.
It turned out to be late at night.That old client was also an enthusiastic host. Xiao Ziyang took An Xiaoyu to pick him up at the airport, and after having dinner outside at noon, they went back to the studio for a detailed discussion.The order of the old customer is not small, detail by detail, and it is already past four o'clock in the afternoon when the final plan is finalized.Of course he couldn't be left alone at such a time, Xiao Ziyang proposed to go to a nearby resort and have dinner there by the way.The old customer laughed and nodded.
An Xiaoyu was a little anxious.Go out to play now, and come back after dinner, it must be seven or eight o'clock, right?It is not ruled out that the old man may be addicted to playing and want to continue with the next program.An Xiaoyu originally wanted to say no, but Xiao Ziyang turned around and winked at him. He didn't quite understand, maybe it meant "taking care of the overall situation"?Anyway, An Xiaoyu had no choice but to bite the bullet.
Sure enough, the middle-aged uncle's fighting power is always particularly strong.Went to the beach for a long walk and came back. After eating barbecue, the group set off for KTV again.Sitting in the small box with blinding lights, An Xiaoyu stared at her watch while enduring the wonderful (fog) singing voice that kept pouring into her head, with a look of lovelessness on her face.
I beg you uncle!Please stop for a while!If it's not that I'm not familiar with the male god, I'll call him every minute to help you recognize the reality!
The footsteps at eight o'clock are getting closer and further away; the footsteps at nine o'clock are getting closer and further away; the footsteps at ten o'clock... no!Definitely can't wait any longer!This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to confess to the male god on the spot! (In fact, there is no such plan).
An Xiaoyu told Xiao Ziyang several times before that she was going to leave, but she was always dealt with "wait a little longer" and "wait a little longer".He made up his mind at this moment, and simply stopped wronging himself so much, said to Xiao Ziyang, "I'm going to the toilet", and slipped out the door quietly.
As soon as she left that bizarre place (actually because no one sang better than the male god), An Xiaoyu ran off like a girl, forgetting about the high-tech thing like the elevator, and went straight to the taxi.Panting for breath, he told the driver uncle the address, and only then did he take out his mobile phone and send a message to Xiao Ziyang.
"Brother Yang, I'm going back first."
There was a "ding" sound in the pocket, accompanied by a "buzzing" vibration.Xiao Ziyang took out the phone and took a look, then put it back silently, and laughed with the old client beside him who was chatting happily.
Sure enough, no matter how much you deliberately delay it, can you still not keep it?
An Xiaoyu didn't think too much about it for a while, but rushed home with all her strength.Because he was meeting a client, he was wearing a serious waist-tight small suit and trousers today. Otherwise, it would be so late and it would be unsafe to casually get on a black car in women's clothing.
"Ha...ha..." An Xiaoyu almost hoisted herself up with the help of the stairs.I haven't exercised for a long time, and suddenly I run so violently, my overloaded heart is clamoring to strike, and my feet are so numb that I can't wait to amputate them in minutes.To be honest, if it weren't for the support of the willpower of wanting to see the male god, An Xiaoyu might have been exhausted and paralyzed downstairs, and the next day the newspaper would probably see "Young man lying dead on the street, killing for love? Or for vendetta?" A kind of news.
An Xiaoyu dragged his legs crookedly into the house like a zombie, hanging on his chest, and fumbled into the dark room while pressing the switch along the road.After turning on the light and pressing the switch of the notebook, An Xiaoyu had the time to stop and take a rest while waiting for the startup to start up, leaning against the bed and panting heavily.An Xiaoyu boarded YY and entered the room at the fastest speed. During the period, he entered the wrong password several times because of being too excited (jin) (zhang). , Just say, "Male god, male god, I can't wait to see you, so go ahead."
After finally climbing up, An Xiaoyu quickly entered the room.As soon as the public screen is turned on, all kinds of colorful swiping screens flicker and damage the eyes.The Little Pure Radio Theater Troupe is quite famous in the circle. It has produced a lot of dramas in the past five years, and the quality is extremely high. There are more than one fan. They are laughing and chatting enthusiastically at the moment.
An Xiaoyu glanced at the row of red and yellow id names on the left, the names changed continuously, and because the laptop screen was a little bright, his eyes hurt from staring.
Where is the male god?
The author has something to say: An Xiaoyu stomped her feet anxiously: "Male God! Where are you!"
Shen Muge smiled charmingly: "I'm waiting for you, baby~"
☆, male god male god!
Here, An Xiaoyu is staring at the screen with wide-eyed eyes, and on the other side of the world, ah bah, at the other end of the city, a certain male god is also looking at the screen seriously.
Huh……?Why didn't I see Yu Mumu... Shen Muge was wearing a pair of thin silver-rimmed glasses, sitting on a chair and trying to lean towards the screen, almost in the posture of lying on the table.His middle finger was sliding slowly on the scroll wheel of the mouse, and his eyeballs almost fell out-there were already many audiences, and with the addition of new people joining from time to time, all kinds of colorful vest names almost flashed. blind him.
Could it be that he didn't come... right?Impossible, as a true fan, how can you miss the male god's YY debut?have no idea?No, he obviously switched to Liu Yue'er's blog, so he must have known about it.forget?No, no, no, no, two privates can be sent up without a hitch in a day, the only major event in life that can be forgotten?Absolutely impossible!
Or...are you busy with something else and can't get away?Shen Muge searched for the person he was looking for on the screen, while clenched his fist and knocked on the table: Come here!Drag me out and hang me!Shouldn't the male god have to overcome all difficulties for the first time to come and watch? !
Huh!A thought flashed through Shen Muge's mind, he immediately let go of the mouse, raised his head and sat up straight: After all, Yu Mu Muai Eating Eggs is just his Weibo name, maybe there will be other people on YY vest.If so... where do I find someone?
Look at the time, it's past ten o'clock.There are quite a lot of people in the troupe, there are a total of twenty or so guests Mai Xu, and there are only seven people who are warming up and gagging.Shen Muge originally didn't plan to stay for too long, but, in order to satisfy some ulterior selfishness, he specially ordered Liu Yue'er to temporarily put his Mai Xu at the end, because he was afraid that when Yu Mumu came, his Mai Xu would be out of order. After that, for some reason, Shen Muge felt that he would definitely come, and that he would be very disappointed if he didn't meet him.
Just treat it as if I'm biased, I don't want to disappoint him.Shen Muge thought so.
At the moment, the atmosphere is very lively. It's time for the wheat sequence of coconut milk and ginger soup, and they are singing the popular song "Dan Qing Ke" not long ago.To be honest, Shen Muge thinks that coconut milk and ginger soup is not suitable for this song at all. His voice is soft and cute. It’s good to sing some lively and fast-paced songs, but I want to choose this kind of lyrical style... All I can say is, it's a little bit different.
But who cares?Coconut milk and ginger soup can be coquettish and cute, plus there are so many girls in the fan group, the public screen has already been maxed out, full of all kinds of "Oh my god, little coconut milk is so soft and cute!" "I really want to take it home with sauce Niang Niang", "I want to do something indescribable to the little coconut milk" and so on.
Shen Muge supported his chin with one hand, narrowed his eyes and stared at the screen boredly.His eyes were already narrowed, his vision was a little loose, and he yawned lazily.A little sleepy, if it wasn't for some subconscious obsession, he really wanted to let it go.What are you waiting for? People may not come when you wait, and things may not happen if you come. You have not written your horoscope yet, and you are here like an idiot. If you don’t know, you think you are cos Shoushan Stone .
Actually...you are a little curious about Yu Mumu, right?No, it should be quite curious.After all, as an old man in the online distribution circle whose body is about to be buried in the ground, he suddenly finds that there is a true love fan buried as deep as himself, the normal reaction should be to care, right?
Eleven o'clock, just wait until eleven o'clock, if he hasn't shown up, I'll go to bed.Shen Muge yawned again, his eyes were unconsciously staring at the screen, and his fingers tapped restlessly on the edge of the keyboard.
Ah - I'm really sleepy - Shen Muge first straightened his face, then raised his chin all of a sudden, grinning at the computer screen in front of him.He saw his rather bad facial expression through the reflected outline, and he couldn't hold back he laughed, euphemistically calling it "Shu Huo Shu Huo Muscles and Bones and Vigorously Energetic".
As a result, this game is really addictive.Like an idiot, Shen Muge changed his face in front of the computer, changed his face and smiled, and his weird laughter echoed in the entire empty room.
If the little nurse in the hospital saw such an indescribable behavior of the male god, he might be able to remove his jaw manually on the spot.
Eh?Eh eh eh? ! !Wait a minute!Shen Muge got up there by himself, if he didn't subconsciously still remember the original purpose, and his eyes drifted towards the screen, he would probably do something that he would regret for the rest of his life.
I, I, my eyes didn't take off the window, did I? ! !Did you see Yu Mumu just now? ! !Shen Muge made Erkang's hand with his thoughts: Don't leave, wait a minute, you god, I'm still here!
Shen Muge jumped up from the chair all of a sudden, and rushed over in a posture of swallowing the notebook raw, the expression on his face was confiscated, which almost caused a tragedy of facial paralysis.He was lying in front of the computer desk with his butt pouted, the hand holding the mouse was trembling uncontrollably because of being too excited, he wished he could directly attach his eyeballs to the screen.
Where... Where is it... Shen Muge held his breath and searched carefully among the rows of vest names, because he held his breath too much and almost choked himself to death.Probably the gods in the distance also saw his expectation, and finally, as his finger slid down again, Shen Muge found the name "Yu Mumu loves to eat eggs" without any mistakes.
he came! !
Shen Muge's mood at that time was at the same level as that of sixty salutes blasting into the sky over Tian/an/men Square at the same time.He didn't know how to react, and blinked his eyes at the screen in a daze, grinned and made an expression of "the weather is so nice today, I'm so happy", then stood up and walked around the room.
How to do it?What to do now?The goal just now was to wait for him. Now that he is here, what should I do next?Shen Muge frowned and walked around the room with his hands behind his back. The IQ raised in the previous 28 years seemed to be fed to dogs, and he was at a loss like an innocent old virgin who was waiting to see his wife (Da Wu).
With a sound of "bang", Shen Muge lowered his head to think about the major events in his future life, and accidentally knocked his head against the wall in front of him, which happened to be in the middle.If it weren't for the bruise on An Xiaoyu's forehead that had already healed, the two of them would probably be able to form a couple's head portrait in the dark, only the forehead one.
Anyway, no matter what, this knock woke Shen Muge up.He instantly came to his senses and realized that he was struggling with some stupid question just now, and when he raised his head and clapped his hands as if he had suddenly realized: You have wanted to see him for a long time!Now that it's here, grab it!Why are you still hesitating, you idiot with a lower IQ!
The male god Shen Da has always been a man of action, especially for his true fans (actually, he has taken a fancy to his legs), that is called a pamper.He hurriedly went to poke Liu Yue'er, and typed "Hurry up, I'll be the next one, I'm on 100 million, hurry up, don't ask, I won't answer you", and just pressed Enter, thinking that she would not see it, the mouse Moved and added a screen shake to keep up.
An Xiaoyu was sitting cross-legged on the ground, holding her chin to look at the guest Mai Xu above.Hey...the male god is the last one...but it's only the eighth one now, it will be twelve o'clock when the male god arrives, right?Do you want to wait... If you wait, you won't be able to make the mask on time. It will be ugly tomorrow... If you don't wait, you will be very unwilling. After all, if you miss it, there will be no next time...
An Xiaoyu sat motionless in front of her notebook, looking like she was going to wait forever, and sighed quite sadly.
Suddenly, after Coconut Milk and Ginger Soup finished singing and hahahahahahahahaha with fans for a while and finally said that he was going offline, the host Liu Yueer's voice came in: "An urgent announcement is broadcast now! Now Broadcast an urgent notice! Mr. Sui Mu said that there is an urgent matter and wants to join the team! It will only be 10 minutes soon! Please wait a moment for the guests in the future? Thank you for understanding! Thank you for your cooperation!"
The public screen immediately exploded.An Xiaoyu also exploded.He widened his eyes all of a sudden, jumped up and approached the screen, put his hands on the floor like a cat, his legs spread out in the shape of an "eight", and his buttocks slightly raised.
The male god is about to appear?God who am I and why am I in heaven? !Where are the Ear Ear Earphones Headphones?
An Xiaoyu got up to find the headset where I didn't know where to fall.After finally turning the earphones out, An Xiaoyu ran back to the side of the book in a panic, completely ignoring the room behind her that looked like a robbery scene.
An Xiaoyu's hand that connected the earphone cable was almost trembling: This is a male god!A living god!A crisp male god without post-editing!After finally connecting the line, An Xiaoyu almost plunged into the crack of the earphone. Suddenly, without any precautions, the slightly hoarse voice of the male god came to his side through time and space: "Hello everyone, I am cv Sui Muye Song. I'm sorry for cutting the line, but there are urgent matters later, thank you for your understanding."
"..." The male, male god's voice!An Xiaoyu tried hard
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