What a god, what a god! [network distribution]

The man's hot breath sprayed on his lips, An Xiaoyu grabbed his arm, feeling a little short of breath.

When Shen Muge left, there was a light "pop", and An Xiaoyu's lips were wet from being licked, looking full of lust.He wiped his mouth, his disordered breathing still hasn't calmed down, and said bitterly: "Didn't you say you want to see it? What are you doing all of a sudden?"

Shen Muge looked innocent: "After taking a look, of course it is the right medicine, is there a problem?"

"No, what kind of medicine did you give you?" An Xiaoyu felt that he couldn't keep up with his brain circuit, and couldn't speak, so he could only gesture abstractly, "Didn't you just do this, do this, do this again? What's the matter?" use?"

Shen Muge was almost fascinated by this enigmatic description, so he couldn't help but hold back his laughter.He rubbed his hands solemnly, and explained: "Well, it's an emergency treatment plan newly developed by me. It's still in the testing stage. If you happen to come across it, try it first. Oh yes, it also has a very professional treatment plan. name."

"Huh?" An Xiaoyu waited for a long time but did not wait for the next sentence, so she could only follow his will and ask, "What's your name?"

Shen Muge showed a satisfied smile: "Saliva disinfection method."

An Xiaoyu: "..." Do you think I'm stupid?

"Don't believe it!" Shen Muge said, "You dare to question my professionalism", "Look for yourself, is the wound not bleeding anymore?"

An Xiaoyu licked it subconsciously. Indeed, the salty smell was almost gone.He blinked, and suddenly realized: "What the hell is the saliva disinfection method? I don't have it myself? How can I use you..."

Before he could finish speaking, Shen Muge threw him down: "Baby, I will treat you again, you must know that this disease cannot be delayed."

An Xiaoyu was gagged, sobbing and unable to speak, so she could only pat him on the shoulder desperately: You are the only one who is sick!piss off!

☆、Fanwai No. [-]

The much-anticipated Double Eleven has finally arrived. An Xiaoyu has long since pushed away everything. She just stays at home all day busy shopping and thinking about what else she can buy. She doesn't notice that someone is doing it. something happened.

So, when he met Shen Muge on the way downstairs to pick up the courier, and saw that the man was also carrying a big packing bag, which was so bulging that he didn't know what was in it, he was very surprised.

"God and God, are you also going to pick up the courier?"

Shen Muge fiddled with the bag, and answered absent-mindedly: "Ah... yes, a courier came."

An Xiaoyu's curiosity was aroused by his reaction, and she turned her head to look while carrying the box staggeringly: "What is that?" The man rolled down without paying attention: "Watch the road and watch the road, here, give me the box, let it go."

"What did you buy, why is it so heavy?" Shen Muge weighed the box, the box was quite heavy, so he couldn't help asking.An Xiaoyu didn't tell him, but said, "You'll find out later."

As soon as he entered the door, before he changed his shoes, An Xiaoyu excitedly opened the box with scissors.Shen Muge leaned against the wall and looked at him, picking and picking at the thin packaging bag with his fingers, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Look, floor lamp!" An Xiaoyu dragged out a metal object from a pile of foam, moved it to the corner of the wall and set it up, and removed the foam particles stuck to it one by one.It was a champagne-gold folding floor lamp, and as soon as it was powered on, it shone with warm orange light, just wrapping a corner of the sofa inside.

"Well, it looks good." Shen Muge wrapped his arms around An Xiaoyu's waist, put his chin on his shoulder, and kissed his ear.An Xiaoyu has long been used to someone who is sticky when they disagree with each other, so she let him hold her, and continued to count with her fingers: "I bought a storage bucket made of rattan, a small tablecloth for the coffee table, a carpet, um... ...by the way, there are scarves, I am white and you are beige..."

Shen Muge nodded approvingly, grabbed An Xiaoyu's hand, and squeezed along his slender fingers one by one.A lot of things have been added to the house, and it gradually fills up, and it feels more and more like a home.

"Hey, you haven't said what you bought yet." After An Xiaoyu finished counting, she inadvertently glanced at the packing bag on the ground from the corner of her eye, and then remembered it again.Shen Muge had already torn a big hole just now, so it was easy to pull out the contents at this moment, shaking it in his hand.

"Oh, the counter is on sale, so I picked a few shirts." Shen Muge said while unpacking the shirts, shaking them out for An Xiaoyu to see.A white shirt with a striped shirt, and a pure black one, it couldn't be more flamboyant.

"..." The corners of An Xiaoyu's mouth twitched uncontrollably, wondering why he couldn't think about it so much.There are dozens of shirts in the wardrobe. If you don’t stock up on sweaters and down jackets in winter, how obsessed you are with shirts?

"I can't wear it now, so I can keep it for next year." Shen Muge put one hand on An Xiaoyu's shoulder and the other hand on the collar of the black shirt, looking satisfied, although An Xiaoyu didn't like it at all. Know how to complain about his unusual long-term gaze.Shen Muge looked at it, then suddenly leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Baby, would you like to try wearing one?"

The breath of Shen Muge's words sprayed on the pinnae of the ear, which was numb, and An Xiaoyu shrank her neck from itching.He glanced at Shen Muge in some confusion, not quite understanding what kind of mess that man was messing with, "Isn't this yours? Why should I wear it?"

Shen Muge said "Why don't you understand me".He rubbed An Xiaoyu's neck, and his voice was deliberately lowered, sounding a little hoarse, "This is a boyfriend shirt..."

"..." An Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and after realizing what he meant, his face suddenly burned.He struggled twice, trying to push Shen Muge's hand away, but unfortunately he failed, "No! What are you pretending to be in your mind..."

"Try it, try it." Shen Muge pinched his waist to tickle, and began to play tricks, "Baby, try it, just for a while, I want to see it, huh?"

An Xiaoyu's legs softened a little from the sound, and she couldn't help but compromise.He gritted his teeth, trying to save the situation: "It's so cold in the room..."

Shen Muge gave Yihui a big hand: "I turned on the heater."

An Xiaoyu's gaze turned to the ground again, "Then these express boxes..."

Shen Muge replied straightforwardly: "I'll throw it away."

"..." All the back roads were blocked, and An Xiaoyu couldn't find any reason now.He glared at Shen Muge, grabbed the coquettish black shirt, and walked to the bathroom with his slippers on.In fact... it seems to be a little bit expected? ? ?

Shen Muge was still waving his hands behind and warned: "Baby, remember not to wear pants!"

An Xiaoyu blushed, took a pillow and threw it over: "Shut up!"

Shen Muge leaned on the bed to watch the news, absent-minded, his eyes wandered to the bathroom from time to time.The sound of water inside had stopped for a while, and he couldn't help feeling a little anxious before the person came out.

Why is it so slow?

The door opened with a "click", and Shen Muge sat up straight immediately, staring at the direction of the bathroom with burning eyes, full of (indescribable) expectations in his heart.An Xiaoyu took a long time to move out slowly, lowered her head, pinched the hem of the shirt with her hands and pulled it down desperately, wondering if it was steamed by the heat, her pink and tender face looked very attractive.

Shen Muge's eyeballs were about to fall off.The man walked slowly towards this side. Although he was holding his hand, the shirt could barely cover the bottom of his thighs, revealing his beautifully lined legs. The black and white formed a strong contrast.Shen Muge covered his nose, feeling that the blood was surging up, and a hot stream was about to spray out from inside.

This is too foul, right? !

As soon as An Xiaoyu moved to the side of the bed, her wrists were clasped. Before she could raise her head, the surroundings were spinning for a while, and then she threw herself into someone's arms.

Shen Muge wrapped his arms around his waist, kissed his neck, lifted the hem of his shirt with one hand, and rubbed his upturned buttocks: "Baby, you are so sexy."

An Xiaoyu was so angry that her whole body was steaming.He supported Shen Muge's shoulders and stood up, not noticing that he had changed into a posture of straddling the man's legs.An Xiaoyu tugged at the hem of the shirt vigorously, but as soon as she withdrew her hand, she retracted it again, and immediately glared at Shen Muge angrily: "What kind of ragged shirt did you buy? It's so short that it can't cover anything, okay? "

Shen Muge's inner os: Isn't it better if you can't cover it, baby?He squeezed An Xiaoyu's face, rubbed it on the pursed lips, and said with a smile in his voice, "Isn't this a discount? It's not expensive anyway, so I just bought it casually."

"Look at the length! You can't buy something like this if you just buy it." An Xiaoyu gestured with her finger on her body, and then put it on Shen Muge's body to measure, "Look at it for yourself, it's only this long. You can wear it with your navel exposed. What's the difference between pretending? Ah, is that what you have in mind, dressing like this to go out and seduce someone?"

Shen Muge didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she was about to kneel to this confusing brain circuit.He touched An Xiaoyu's waist with his hand, and bit his ear with a low smile: "Well... afraid that I will go out to seduce others? Then I will give you this one, and keep it for you to seduce me, how about it? "

"...Pervert." An Xiaoyu gritted her teeth, then clamped her legs tightly, and licked Shen Muge's lips.

Shen Muge picked off his fat times without saying a word.

……

Two days later, Shen Muge couldn't find the shirt he just bought everywhere.After thinking for a while, he opened the drawer where An Xiaoyu put her pajamas, and sure enough, he saw that the three legendary boyfriend shirts were folded neatly inside, and they were pressed under the cabinet in an attempt to hide it.

Shen Muge raised the corners of his lips and smiled: It seems that next time we can buy some more interesting gadgets.

☆, Fanwai No. [-]

People who love to make trouble always have a thousand wonderful ways to play. After the war between sweet rice dumplings and salty rice dumplings, sweet bean curd and salty bean curd, sweet soy milk and salty soy milk, the war between black silk and white silk finally appeared.

An Xiaoyu lay on the bed and checked Weibo, watching the topic with great joy.Shen Muge cooks in the kitchen. Ever since he developed this hidden skill, he has become a private chef—no way, he is too lazy to mess with these things, but when An Xiaoyu put on that pitiful "I'm so hungry", Shen Muge instantly abandoned all principles.

What is trouble?My baby's happiness is the top priority, okay?

Chef Shen filled the dining table with the dishes.After washing his hands, he called twice and no one answered, so he went to the room to find An Xiaoyu.

"Baby, what are you doing?" As soon as Shen Muge entered the door, he saw the man lying on the bed, swinging his legs back and laughing to himself from time to time.Shen Muge couldn't help but follow Le, he walked over, kissed An Xiaoyu on the face with his body, and huddled next to each other to look at the phone, "What is this?"

"Hey man, let me ask you a question, please be sure to tell your true thoughts." An Xiaoyu turned over and sat up, crossed her legs and stretched out her hands as a gesture of a microphone, and interviewed, "Do you think black silk and white Si, which one is justice?"

"..." Shen Muge's first reaction was to look down at An Xiaoyu's legs, and found that it was hard to touch when they were coiled up, so he pinched his exposed thighs, "Of course you look good in black silk, baby .”

"I didn't mean that!" An Xiaoyu rolled his eyes at him, slapped Shen Muge's hand away, and pulled the quilt to wrap herself up, only revealing her round almond eyes.Shen Muge couldn't help laughing when he saw his snail's appearance, and reached out to pinch his face, but was sternly said: "Don't move! Old rascal!"

"..." The male god Shen expressed his great sadness: My baby is getting more and more uncontrollable, and you actually call me an old hooligan?Is this going to heaven? ? ?

An Xiaoyu spread her hands: Isn't it because you let me go to heaven?

"Seriously, which one do you think looks better, black silk or white silk?" An Xiaoyu moved her butt and retreated out of Shen Muge's contact range, keeping a safe distance, and then stuck out a small microphone from the quilt to continue the interview , "Leave all subjective factors aside, remember, yes, and answer my question."

"..." Shen Muge was silent for a while, "I can't answer this question right now. How about this, let's eat first, and I'll tell you when we're done."

An Xiaoyu refused: "Is there anything difficult to answer? Tell me now!"

Shen Muge stretched out two fingers: "Sweet and sour pork ribs and sweet and sour pork."

An Xiaoyu moved over and broke off his ring finger: "There is also sweet and sour fish."

Shen Muge looked embarrassed: "This... okay..."

"Deal!" An Xiaoyu threw off the quilt and jumped out of bed, slapped on her slippers and ran to eat, with a proud face as if she had taken advantage of it.Shen Muge looked at his cheerful back, got up and followed, with an imperceptible smile on his lips.

Black silk...or white silk?

An Xiaoyu turned her head and forgot about it. After eating, she washed the dishes spontaneously and then went to sleep on the bed.In a daze, Shen Muge seemed to get into the quilt and squeeze him for a while, then got up lightly and went out in a daze, when the door was closed, there was a clear "snap".

It was around three o'clock in the afternoon when An Xiaoyu woke up from a full sleep. Shen Muge was not there, so she didn't know where she had gone.He sat bored and waited for his mind to wake up, then he picked up a notebook and started drawing pictures.

When Shen Muge came home, he was carrying a bag in his hand, but An Xiaoyu didn't pay attention, and when he heard the voice raised his head, the bag had already been hidden.Shen Muge came over and kissed him on the cheek, looking completely the same as usual: "Honey, what do you want to eat tonight?"

An Xiaoyu blinked and snapped her fingers excitedly, not noticing the approaching danger at all.The bed is full of fluffy pillows, he likes to bury himself in it after taking a bath and play with his mobile phone, but today he unexpectedly saw that Shen Muge had already stayed on it.

"Hey, male god, what are you doing..." An Xiaoyu was very surprised. Normally, Shen Muge would be studying academic issues in front of his notebook at this time, but now he went to bed early, which is really abnormal.

"Baby, come here, come here." Shen Muge patted the bed, motioning An Xiaoyu to go to the place next to him.An Xiaoyu was also unprepared, she leaned on the bed and lowered her head to pick off her shoes: "What are you doing so mysterious..."

As a result, as soon as he was about to climb onto the bed, he was dragged up directly with his arms around his waist.An Xiaoyu buried her head in Shen Muge's chest, knocked her forehead firmly, and couldn't help but let out a cry.

"..." Shen Muge's expression was distorted, and he forced himself to break it back.He slapped An Xiaoyu's butt punitively, and then kissed his forehead, sounding doting and helpless: "I'm making you fuss, look, does it hurt?"

"..." The corners of An Xiaoyu's mouth twitched, and he wanted to flip the table every second: Can this person be more shameless?Whose blessing is it that I hurt? Hello? !

"Male god, don't you have to work today?" An Xiaoyu rubbed her forehead and got up, and tugged at the rolled pajamas.As a result, Shen Muge's trousers were ripped off in the next second, An Xiaoyu subconsciously covered her cold buttocks, glared at someone who would play hooligans at the slightest disagreement, and said angrily, "You, you, what are you doing?!"

"Baby, didn't you ask which one is justice, black silk or white silk? I think we can try." Shen Muge smiled charmingly, and then took out a black silk from under the pillow, "The great predecessor said that practice is justice." The sole criterion for testing truth."

"!!" An Xiaoyu babbled and kept hypnotizing herself: This is not true, it must not be what I thought, my male god can't be such a ghost...

Shen Muge held the black silk and approached him, smiling, not to mention how harmless she looked: "Baby, come on, let me see."

An Xiaoyu: "..."