What a god, what a god! [network distribution]

He rolled his big eyes towards the sky, snatched Shen Muge's cell phone resignedly, quickly saved his number in it, and by the way provided one-stop service, and dialed in front of someone who was smarter than anyone else. , took out her beeping mobile phone and shook it in front of him, before throwing his phone back into his arms.

Shen Muge maintained a doting smile throughout the whole process, caught the phone in a chic and handsome manner, turned off the screen, and gracefully put it back to the place where it came out of nowhere.

"Since you know your mistakes and can correct them, then I will give you some rewards." Shen Muge said very forgivingly.

An Xiaoyu suddenly had a bad premonition in her heart.

Before he could react, his ankle was grabbed.Shen Muge carefully helped the person put the shoes back on, and by the way (really by the way!) quietly (no one is more obvious than you, okay!) gently touched the feet wearing white invisible socks .

Shen Muge's face was intoxicated: Hey!Why is he so cute everywhere? I really want to do something illegal and criminal!

An Xiaoyu's whole body was trembling: What the hell are you doing, stop now! Can the doctor run amok and kidnap good people?

After Shen Muge finished putting on An Xiaoyu's shoes, he picked up the bag on the ground and hung it back on his arm, touched his face, straightened his hair, and tugged at his little skirt like he was playing with a toy (what toy???).The timing was just right, and it was successfully delayed until the fair and honest off-duty time. Shen Muge walked over and unlocked it, opened the door and smiled and turned around and said, "Let's go."

"..." An Xiaoyu stood there expressionlessly.

Shen Muge sighed helplessly.He came over, took An Xiaoyu's hand lightly, and squeezed his cheek very naturally: "Don't be angry, what should I do if I'm hungry?"

An Xiaoyu's face blushed immediately: No, don't speak to me with this face in such a voice, hey!Still have hands!Where is your hand touching no no no I really don't want to touch back!It's too foul to be so provocative!

...and then he obediently followed some old rascal.

The author has something to say: An Xiaoyu turned her face into a soup dumpling: "You fouled!"

Shen Muge let out a low laugh and leaned closer to him, leaning into his ear and said, "I have even more fouls."

... So An Xiaoyu lay down obediently.

☆, God, God, God, God, God!

Actually, except for Shen Muge's petty tricks, he hasn't done anything out of the ordinary so far.

After coming out of the hospital, Shen Muge directly drove An Xiaoyu to a vegetarian restaurant that he had discovered before.When An Xiaoyu was sitting in the co-pilot staring at the trees passing by the car window in a daze, she heard Shen Muge casually say: "Haha, if I take you to eat vegetarian dishes, you won't think I'm too shabby, right? You still eat lightly for the past two days It’s better to order, there will be some meat, and I will definitely make up for it in the future. Ah, but this vegetarian restaurant is doing a good job, I think you will like it..."

Shen Muge talked casually while watching the road ahead intently, the atmosphere seemed less dull.An Xiaoyu's heart softened inexplicably when he heard him chattering so easily.

This person is really thinking about himself.

In the end, the two of them really ate all-you-can-eat vegetarian dishes.Shen Muge stared dumbfounded at An Xiaoyu cleaning up plate after plate of all kinds of dishes on the table, then spread out on the chair, rubbed his belly, squinted his eyes and muttered to him contentedly, "Delicious—— ——” and kept hypnotizing myself in my heart, “Oh, this is normal and nothing unusual. As a local tyrant, how can I not even be able to support my little angel with black silk?”

At the end of the checkout, the card was still swiped - the hundreds of dollars that Shen Muge brought out in a hurry were not enough to look at.This vegetarian restaurant takes a high-end route, and a small plate of pickles costs dozens.Shen Muge clutched his wallet and looked at someone who was bouncing around and about to fly up, obviously in a better mood, and decided that although it was important to win a beautiful woman's smile, he would not forcefully pretend to be x in the future, after all, we are people who want to live.

An Xiaoyu sneered: I'll give you a negative score for this reason, so you can just pick it up. Where did you get so many excuses? !

It was still early after dinner, although Shen Muge told Xiao Ziyang that he would not go back at night without authorization, but An Xiaoyu thought that he must be joking. Back and forth to digest food.

A very bombastic MINI stopped beside him, and Shen Muge's handsome (not) handsome face was exposed from the rolled down car window.An Xiaoyu glanced at him, nodded without feeling anything, and then turned his gaze back to the road—he thought Shen Muge was just here to say goodbye.

Shen Muge maintained a handsome and elegant pose with legs from the neck down for a while, but he didn't receive the envious eyes as expected, so he could only cross his legs embarrassingly, and to be honest, he was a little uncomfortable.He didn't get the attention he wanted, so he spontaneously and consciously lowered his body to greet that person: "An Xiaoyu! What are you doing?"

"I'm waiting for the car." An Xiaoyu gave him a rather strange look, as if this was such an unreasonable question.Seeing Shen Muge's silly look, he joked casually, "You don't really want to sleep with me at night, do you?"

Oh hehehehe, this is really a bottomless pit dug for myself.Shen Muge immediately made an appearance of "you mentioned it yourself but I didn't say anything" from Shan Ruliu, and then said: "Of course."

"..." An Xiaoyu suddenly realized that he seemed to have sold himself out again, and it was still the kind of money back.

"Just kidding." Seeing his expression, Shen Muge knew what he was thinking, and quickly clarified (temporarily), "Come up, I'll take you to a good place. Hey, don't believe it, it's really fun!"

Anyway, if you're full, you'll be supporting yourself, or you'll be idle... An Xiaoyu hesitated for a while, but decided to go out for a walk with Shen Muge.

Anyway, he doesn't look like a bad guy... right? (But he is a pervert_(:з」∠)_)

The car next to it drove past quickly, and two or three cars behind it were blocked, and they honked their horns "beep beep beep".When An Xiaoyu opened the car door, she saw the man inside who was hunched over with his legs twisted and forced to stay in the small space.

"..." An Xiaoyu paused, and said very sincerely, "Mr. Shen, I have a suggestion for you."

Shen Muge stared curiously, eyes full of curiosity: "???"

"Go and have a limb amputated." An Xiaoyu's voice sounded serious and sincere, very feasible.

Shen Muge: "..." Oh, this is a suggestion from my little angel with black silk... Do you feel a little tempted? ? ?

The good place Shen Muge mentioned was nothing more than a park, because it was a temporary decision, and there was no preparation at all.At first, I was thinking about where to go, but there was a gathering place in front of my eyes. Shen Muge honked the horn decisively and pleasantly, scaring An Xiaoyu, who was in a daze, and almost hit his head on the roof of the car. : "Look! It's a very fun place!"

An Xiaoyu nodded in agreement, saying that I will just believe you.

…then they spent half an hour looking for a parking space.

But that's not the most frustrating thing.An Xiaoyu wore a white dress and flat shoes, carrying a small bag like a water onion, and followed Shen Muge, who looked like an elite in a white shirt and suit pants, from a group of people dancing "The Most Dazzling Little Apple", "Cruel" and "Flying to Other People's Beds" (???) through the square dancing aunts, through a bunch of brats running around laughing and shouting "You chase me, if you catch me, I'll be with you hehehe", from Sitting around on the grass, they waved their hands curiously and yelled "Yilong!" "Shunzi!"

An Xiaoyu kicked on the tree next to her, her expression under the moonlight was particularly ferocious: "Mr. Shen, is this the 'extremely fun place' you said?"

Shen Muge wiped the cold sweat off his forehead with a smile, and continued to force himself to be happy: "Haha, ha, it's really fun, isn't it? Look, these old people, these children, are they full of the most simple and pure enthusiasm in the world?"

An Xiaoyu said that I don't want to talk to the mentally retarded and turned around and left.

In the blink of an eye, Shen Muge saw a small forest next to him.Grove!Isn't this the most suitable place for strolling in the courtyard, getting close to nature, talking about love and falling in love (what the hell is this last!) since ancient times!If I invite him to sit in the grove and have a friendly conversation and the atmosphere is just right, wouldn't it be logical to do some indescribable things!

Shen Muge praised his IQ and applauded.

"Hey, An Xiaoyu, wait a minute!" Shen Muge grabbed An Xiaoyu's hand, and grabbed back someone who was about to run away.He straightened his back, showing a gentle and holy (???) smile on the whole collar, and his magnetic voice was particularly obvious amidst the noise of beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, and beeping, you don’t like it too much. If it's noisy, let's go sit there."

An Xiaoyu's face turned red: Damn, don't speak in such a voice, you know I can't hold you back!

So the two happily held hands (not!) bouncing like two mentally handicapped people (not to mention!!) into the grove that is most suitable for doing certain things.

It was already the end of September at this time. Although there was still a big sun during the day, it was a bit cold at night, not to mention walking in this kind of densely leafy grove without any lights coming in, so the psychological coldness was even more obvious.

The two walked side by side without saying anything, they just walked forward slowly step by step, keeping a proper distance between them.Originally, this kind of situation where no one speaks is the most embarrassing, but for some reason, An Xiaoyu feels that this is the most natural thing when she is by Shen Muge's side, and she doesn't need to deliberately think about it what common topic.

Later in the day, the surrounding temperature is even lower.An Xiaoyu was wearing a loose white sundress. As she walked, she felt that it was getting colder and colder. She couldn't help rubbing her arms, but the goosebumps on them became more joyful.

Damn it... An Xiaoyu rolled her eyes in her heart. She wanted to wear this dress because she couldn't wear it. Now it's all right. If you take a step, the wind will leak in all directions. It's like running naked. It's better not to wear it.

Then he sneezed loudly.

Shen Muge saw An Xiaoyu's movements out of the corner of his eye, and he was overjoyed, thinking that this is the chance for me to embrace Beauty Gui and reach the pinnacle of my life.According to the classic plot of soap operas, at this time, the male lead should open his mouth, drape the windbreaker on the shoulders of the second male lead (there is nothing wrong???), and at the same time lean towards his ear gently and pamper him He scolded, "I told you not to wear more clothes, have you caught a cold?"

oh!How romantic and wonderful!What a superb seductive technique!

Shen Muge fell into the infinite longing for the future and couldn't extricate himself, so he undid the three buttons of the neckline (within half a second impatiently).Wait a minute... Just as Shen Muge was about to untie it, the movements of his hands suddenly paused, and he realized that he was only wearing a white shirt, in short, he was wearing nothing at all.

"..." Shen Muge swallowed, a little unsure: if he continues to explain, will he be regarded as a pervert? (I’m sure it will, okay!) But if you don’t understand that I’m about to lose a rare opportunity to do meritorious deeds in front of the little angel with black silk (don’t forget that you are a master of popping assholes, male god) it’s really a pity...

An Xiaoyu twitched her nose and turned her head to the side to get a tissue, when she saw Shen Muge covering her chest with one hand and frowning with an expression immersed in some kind of spring love.What the hell happened when I wasn't paying attention? !An Xiaoyu moved to the side in horror: Uncle Policeman is so scary, help!

"Ah!" Shen Muge also sneezed loudly.

After a fierce ideological struggle (what's the use of ideological struggle, hey), Shen Muge gave up the idea of ​​taking it off and taking it all off, and put the button back in melancholy and melancholy.He gave full play to his good eyesight, which is not night blind, carefully surveyed the surrounding terrain and future development trend (no problem???), then reached out and patted An Xiaoyu on the shoulder: "Hey, there is a big rock that can shelter from the wind. , let's sit in the back."

An Xiaoyu burst into tears: Big brother, why didn't you directly propose to go back, but I couldn't refuse you so enthusiastically suggested, so why did you hide in the grove and sit in the back instead of driving a warm like spring? The room (marked) sit and sit!

The two of them shrank their necks in the dark night and approached like the legendary "big rock that can shelter from the wind".Before I could really go around, I heard the sound of laughing and flirting from behind.

"Da Zhuang, I love you~~"

"Tie Zhu! I love you too!"

"Da Zhuang, tell me how much you love me~~"

"Tie Zhu! I love you like I love the Smurf's cosmos!"

"Oh~~Da Zhuang, you actually love me like a cosmos who loves the Smurfs~~I'm so touched~~"

"Tie Zhu! I love you so much that I want to have a cosmos with you!"

"Oh~~Da Zhuang, I love you too, muamuamua~~"

"..." In the night wind, An Xiaoyu's white and tender face was first frozen red and then purple.He didn't even look at Shen Muge, he sneezed in the direction of the stone, turned around and left.

Shen Muge stretched out Erkang's sad hand behind him: I don't know what I did wrong?

The author has something to say: Shen Muge: "Baby~~ Tell me how much you love me~~"

An Xiaoyu pushed that handsome face away with a palm: "Fuck off, I don't talk to the mentally retarded."

☆, male god male god male god male god!

To be honest, ever since An Xiaoyu lived together with Xiao Ziyang, An Xiaoyu really didn't have such a situation of staying out at night.

...still with a male (bian) person (tai) who said "I know you very well, well, it seems to be quite familiar".

It hadn't been pre-arranged at all.While driving the car slowly, Shen Muge pretended to be talking to important people, frowned seriously and looked down at the phone from time to time, holding the steering wheel with one hand and swiping quickly on the screen with the other. There was a wind blowing from the bottom of his finger, and then he quickly raised his head with the attitude of "I am a law-abiding little street expert", staring at the road ahead with blazing eyes, not knowing how busy he was.

An Xiaoyu looked at that someone who played too much from the rearview mirror, and the corner of her mouth couldn't help twitching: Even if you are handsome and act well (not), I still don't want to watch you at all, okay!

The screen of the mobile phone is on, and it is laid out next to the steering wheel. The Baidu page is open, and the search bar is full of "how to break a car with the person you want to flirt with", "how to arrange a date" Atmosphere", "How to make the little angel in black silk fall in love with me instantly", "What are the most famous couple hotels in City A", and the search content in the top column is "Looking for cheap and easy-to-use lubricant condoms recommended online, waiting urgently! "

... If An Xiaoyu knew what the person next to him was searching for, she would definitely run away even if she jumped off the car.

Uncle policeman, there is a pervert here who wants to chase me for help!

Although (temporarily) done enough homework (not yet),... for some reason, the two of them are standing in front of the counter in the lobby (xiao) of a business hotel, which is still a three-star hotel, waiting to receive a The key to the double room.

An Xiaoyu hung one hand on the backpack strap, calmly looked around the hall full of post-modern minimalism (actually, there was nothing there), and calmly wiped off the ash that was rubbed on when walking by the counter, and then He looked more calmly at the person who was negotiating with the girl at the counter.

Shen Muge showed a polite and charming smile: "Hi, I want a double room."

The girl at the counter opened her mouth and smiled brighter than him: "Do you want one bed or the one with two beds?"

Although I really want to say that I want a bed and it is a king-size one that can do all kinds of sauces and stuffing, but... Shen Muge secretly glanced at An Xiaoyu, and then received a smile with no clear meaning.He felt his eyes flicker, thinking "Oh my god, I'm going to pass out, how can he be so cute", swallowed his saliva and said to the girl at the counter, "Just...the one with two beds."

The girl at the counter suddenly let out a barbell-like laugh, and then said blankly, "No more."

Oh yeah!Gone!Shen Muge suddenly felt something in his heart, it wasn't a group of villains who started to dance samba: gone!Hahahaha gone!However, there was a disappointed and distressed expression on his face after the request was rejected: "What about the one on the bed?"

The girl at the counter flipped through the unidentified object that was rotten like dried mustard, looked up and smiled at him with a brightness of 300 watts: "Congratulations! There is the last one left!"

"Oh! There's only one left!" Shen Muge turned to look at An Xiaoyu in surprise, "Then we..."

An Xiaoyu didn't even look at him, and asked the girl at the counter, "Don't you have a single room here?"

The girl at the counter smiled heartily and said, "Of course there is!"

An Xiaoyu nodded: "Then come two..."

"But I didn't clean it, hahahaha..."

An Xiaoyu: ...hehe, I suddenly want to hit someone. What's going on?

Well done!Shen Muge gave this hotel a big praise in his heart, and persuaded An Xiaoyu with a helpless expression of succumbing to reality: "Hey, let's stay here first, it's already so late."

An Xiaoyu flipped the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: Whose fault do you think this is?!

"Hey, let's go, let's make up for you next time, okay?" Shen Muge said softly like coaxing a mentally handicapped child, completely unaware that he had already dug countless holes for "next time's compensation".An Xiaoyu wasn't a difficult boss in the first place, but everything that happened tonight was too fast-paced and I couldn't bear it alone.He was too lazy to roll his eyes at Shen Muge, grabbed the room key and walked upstairs.

After appreciating the decoration along the road full of post-modern minimalist style, An Xiaoyu thought silently: Oh, should I be glad that this three-star business hotel still has a key instead of tying a rope to the door and pretending that it is inside? People are safe?

Shen Muge followed behind, looking at the "good place to sleep together" he had picked, quietly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: It is absolutely not that he was too busy thinking about some indescribable things and accidentally went too far After driving to the suburbs, only this wine (lv) shop (guan) can live in a radius of eighteen miles!It's too embarrassing to have to force Amway to admit that I went the wrong way and then turn back. It will definitely leave a bad impression on my little black silk angel!As a (forcibly) perfect, high-quality male god, how could I let this happen!

An Xiaoyu said that you have left a bad impression on me no matter what (really).

The surroundings are quiet, and it seems that no one goes to the place.Shen Muge entertained himself while strolling and forced himself to be happy: Oh!look!Nobody bothers!What a perfect place for a tryst!My little angel with black silk, you can scream, you can scream, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you!

Broken Throat & Nobody: What do we care if you're a pervert yourself?

The lights in the corridor are a bit dim.The two walked one after the other, neither of them making a sound, just like the scene of a ghost film shooting, they always felt the inexplicable chill on the soles of their feet.

Tsk, thinking about it this way, it seems a little scary.An Xiaoyu shrank her neck silently.

I found the corresponding room according to the small sign hanging on the key. Because the light was too dark, I couldn't see the keyhole. It was Shen Muge who took out his mobile phone and turned on the flashlight to insert the key. With a "click", the door opened, An Xiaoyu pushed the door suddenly, the door frame hit the wall behind the door with a loud "bang", and then An Xiaoyu quietly stood behind Shen Muge.

"..." Shen Muge forced a smile, "Why are you hiding behind me? There's nothing to be afraid of."

"Oh, is that so? Then you go ahead." An Xiaoyu's voice could not hear the slightest ups and downs.

"..." The good things I have done are trembling and I have to finish them!come on!I can't let my little angel with black silk see that I've fallen for this big event! (An Xiaoyu said that I can see through you at a glance) Shen Muge tried his best to beat himself up, and moved in tremblingly, using his good non-night blindness to see clearly the position of the switch, then closed his eyes and took a With a fearless expression on his face, he clicked on the light in the room with a "snap".

It's okay, okay, the light is on normally... Shen Muge subconsciously raised his hand to pat his chest to comfort himself, only to remember that An Xiaoyu was still watching from behind. If he did this, he would look shameless and anxious With a turn of the wrist, it was temporarily changed to arranging buttons.

However, Shen Muge's buttons are well buttoned, and there is nothing wrong with it. The consequence of this incident is that the visual effect from behind is somewhat indescribable...

An Xiaoyu wrinkled into the curator's face from behind: Why does this man always touch his chest or his own? It's so perverted!

Fortunately, the only usable (emphasis) single-bed double room (emphasis) is quite complete with basic facilities, at least the bed has a light and a cabinet.An Xiaoyu was exhausted after being tossed all night. Shen Muge was looking around, feeling and studying the internal structure of the room (although I don't know what's worth studying), An Xiaoyu casually threw the bag on the bed and picked it up. He took off his shoes and went straight to the bathroom, ready to take a shower first.

...but can anyone tell me what's going on with this weird design? !An Xiaoyu pressed one hand on the doorknob of the bathroom, trembling with various indescribable emotions: Why is this bathroom completely transparent? !Forget it, why is the door also fully transparent? !Well that's fine, but why the bathroom door can't be closed just a piece of glass swinging around on an axis? !

What kind of business hotel is this? !

Shen Muge walked around the room, knocking on the wall from time to time, hoping to knock out a treasure house, without stopping.Seeing him coming this way, An Xiaoyu was afraid that he would discover this shocking secret, so she quickly turned around and leaned against the door, trying to block the curious eyes in front of her: "It's very good here..."

However, An Xiaoyu forgot that the door cannot be closed. The immediate consequence of this incident was that when he leaned in in such a panic, the door was knocked open, and he lost all support and fell backwards.

Shen Muge was also confused by this sudden situation.He subconsciously wanted to pull An Xiaoyu, but he couldn't control the angle and strength well, so he slid forward with his feet. Fortunately, he hadn't completely forgotten his common sense. Although his body lost his balance, he still pulled him He stopped, holding An Xiaoyu's arm with one hand and putting the other behind his head to cushion him, preventing him from falling too hard and knocking him stupid.

With a "bang", the two fell to the ground in unison, presenting a posture in which An Xiaoyu was completely protected and pressed under Shen Muge.The excessive impact made both of them stunned for a while. Shen Muge's arm was pressed underneath, and his skin was scratched a little due to the friction. .

"Are you alright?" Shen Muge put his elbows on the ground, raised his upper body slightly so as not to crush him, and asked in a low voice.The two were still very close, Shen Muge's breath sprayed on An Xiaoyu's face when he spoke, it was numb, crispy and itchy, making people's heart itch.

Fortunately, he doesn't have bad breath... At this moment, An Xiaoyu was actually distracted from thinking about this serious problem.

But more critical is the sound.An Xiaoyu felt his hands and feet go limp, and every pore on his body was stretched, and he lost the strength to explode in an instant.

This, how can this voice be so nice!

Shen Muge didn't realize that he had flirted so casually, and was still focused on An Xiaoyu waiting for an answer.An Xiaoyu's mind was completely unable to think at the moment, her lips muttered a few times but she didn't say a word, but the lower bodies of the two of them were tightly pressed together, and only then did she realize the embarrassment.

An Xiaoyu was thinking about how to remind her, but Shen Muge's elbows were probably sore from stretching, so she adjusted her posture a little, and moved her whole body together.

...and then a certain indescribable part of the offset is in close contact and friction, rubbing and rubbing like the devil's steps.

"..." An Xiaoyu's face turned blue, "I'm fine, it will be better if you go out now."

"Then, you wash it slowly, don't rush, haha, don't rush at all." Shen Muge stood up while talking, pretending to carelessly (emphasize) rubbed and then pretending to casually (emphasize) on that white and tender waist touched it.

An Xiaoyu said that he is used to it and he has no temper at all now.

Shen Muge obediently (on the surface) went out. An Xiaoyu observed secretly for a while, and found that he was sitting on the bed with his back facing this direction, probably playing with his mobile phone. Undressed and started showering.

...Don't worry at all, okay!

An Xiaoyu poured water on her body with the nozzle expressionless, and when the man outside passed by for the fifth time and said, "I'll get a hanger", she finally couldn't bear it anymore, and almost blurted out, "This damn bathroom is full of water." It's completely transparent, why don't you come up and take a look!"

Shen Danan said that there is a decorative horizontal bar on the glass that just blocks the key parts and cannot be seen clearly.

With a sound of "bang", An Xiaoyu kicked the door out. Shen Muge's first reaction was to turn his head and peek down.

Alas!As expected of my little angel in black silk!Even the little Ding Ding is so beautiful and so cute!

"What do you see?" An Xiaoyu asked calmly.

Shen Muge didn't know if his mind was confused by black silk, so he continued without thinking, "Look where I should look."

...An Xiaoyu opened the door and kicked the person out, and locked the lock mercilessly, completely ignoring the person outside who slammed on the door and shouted, "An Xiaoyu, I know you are inside, you have the ability to kick me!" You have the ability to open the door" Someone who played too much.

Hey, the fully transparent bathroom seems to be very good, and it is very cool to take a bath by yourself. _(:з」∠)_

The author has something to say: An Xiaoyu lifted the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: "Are you a pervert?!"

Shen Muge was surprised: "You just know?!"

An Xiaoyu: "..." I was speechless.

————————Here is the pure dividing line———————

Don't doubt that I have stayed in this kind of wonderful business hotel, it is indescribable hhhh☆, God, God, God!

In fact, the two of them really slept soundly.An Xiaoyu didn't know what kind of coward was in Shen Muge's gourd at all, he wanted to say that if he had nothing to do, he would dawdle around and die if he didn't take advantage of it, he would die on the bed, what kind of Liu Xiahui are you pretending to be.In the end, Shen Muge just slept next to him, without even hugging him, and had to be in close contact because there was only one quilt.

Fuck, this guy can't lift, right? But didn't he (also) rock when he fell just now?Or can wilting be sudden/intermittent no no no this is impossible and I don't want to believe it!

Shen Muge has no idea that he has become a sudden impotence man in the heart of his dear little angel with black silk (what kind of classification is this?!).If you want to talk about why Liu Xiahui suddenly possessed a body, the actual situation is actually like this.

While An Xiaoyu was taking a shower, Shen Muge searched all the cabinets, windows and even the cracks along the window sills. He also bent down under the bed and looked around to see if anyone had left behind, but he still couldn't find what he was looking for.He heard the sound of water in the bathroom stop, An Xiaoyu guessed that she was about to come out after washing, and frowned in her heart: I forgot to bring a lubricant condom, and this poor hotel doesn't provide them, it really killed me!

Even so, it's just a thought.Shen Muge's wretchedness is wretchedness (the male god says I don't have it!), but he is not a so-called stallion man.Giving someone sex before confessing, it's unreasonable both emotionally and rationally.But why do you always feel that having some tools will make you feel more at ease?Could it be that my real idea is to confess quickly, then feel uncontrollable, and then go to the pinnacle of life?

No, no, this kind of happiness comes too fast, I can't bear it alone!

Shen Muge was sitting on the edge of the bed, thinking seriously about how to plan a romantic, gorgeous, simple, and preferably unforgettable (no problem???) confession, when there was a "creak", the bathroom door opened.He turned his head subconsciously, and then saw a scene that was truly unforgettable in his life.

——An Xiaoyu didn't wear slippers, and came out of the bathroom staggering on tiptoe with bare feet.He was wearing the most common type of pure white bathrobe in hotels. His hair had been wiped, but it was probably not dry, and the water was still dripping down. The clear water beads rolled down from the tip of the black hair. Slip into the loose bathrobe collar along the curve of the neck and collarbone, leaving a clear water mark on the surface of the skin.

Shen Muge couldn't help swallowing: Damn, I really want to take off the bathrobe and lick his whole body, especially his legs!Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, who am I, why am I in heaven!

Because she had just come out of the steamy bathroom, An Xiaoyu's whole body was steamed hot, her milky white skin was slightly reddish, the color of being slightly drunk after drinking a small glass of red wine.He didn't seem to realize how dangerous this was. He stretched out his hands to squeeze out the water contained in the ends of his hair, and walked towards this side lightly, with the arc of his thighs looming as he walked.He sat down on the other side of the bed and brushed his hair without making a sound.

At that moment, a picture appeared in Shen Muge's mind...the picture of a small ad for a strong x drug in a newspaper, and the title in bold and bold type clearly reads "Men can't do it! What's wrong with a loving couple who have been in the same bed for many years and have different dreams?"

Pooh!Is Lao Tzu doing well?

Although the hardware facilities of this business hotel are a bit poor, the bed is still fine, the mattress is soft and soft, and the four-piece bed set actually uses the legendary "Naked Sleeping Artifact" washed cotton.An Xiaoyu sat down on the other side, and a large piece of the bed sank in. The feeling of the depression was conveyed, and there was an illusion that two people were sitting together butt to butt.

Hey, it's really embarrassing (bian) shame (tai).

The bedside table was on the other side, and An Xiaoyu's mobile phone was placed there, and the small green light in the upper right corner was blinking.I don't know if it was intentional (An Xiaoyu said I did it on purpose), but instead of getting up to pick it up, he propped up half of his body on the bed with one hand. Twist into a nice arc.Shen Muge froze and didn't move, but a soft and hot white paw touched his shoulder, and patted him without fear of death, and at the same time, a voice sounded softly from a very close place: "Mr. Shen, help me Can you grab your phone?"

Not bad at all!What kind of mobile phone do I want to play with now, do you want to hug and rub?Shen Muge growled in his heart, but couldn't see any excess emotion on his face, he was still a personable (false) gentleman under the teaching of socialism.He suppressed the urge to pull that hand over, bite, lick, and lick the bubble (cross out), reached out to touch the phone and handed it to An Xiaoyu halfway back.

As a result, the situation is not so good.Because of the angle, Shen Muge's gaze went straight into An Xiaoyu's wide-open bathrobe. The beautifully shaped collarbone was almost exposed, the slender but nice-looking waist, and... the place where the belt was tied. The looming black.Shen Muge