Where's your boobs, madam?

1.

The leader of the demon sect and the leader of the martial arts alliance have always disliked each other.

One day, the Demon Cult talents gathered together.

"Master, please don't forget the great wish of the old master?" the Great Elder spoke earnestly.

"Slept with Cui Ling leaning on the red building?" The leader of the Demon Cult propped his head up, staring at the Great Elder with twinkling peach blossom eyes.

"Master!" The Great Elder held his chest, and was about to drive west in the next second.

"Okay, okay, I'm just joking with you." The leader waved his hand, very disapproving.

"I ask the master to kill the dog thief of the leader of the martial arts!" The second elder said sadly.

"Could it be that the leader of the martial arts robbed the second elder's friend?" The leader raised his eyes, "The second elder is really old and strong."

The Second Elder covered his face and retreated, tears streaming down his face, his grandson, the Master of Qingque Hall, supported the trembling old man.

"Master!" Seeing the first elder and the second elder retreating in a row, the third elder finally lost his composure and stared at the newly appointed leader.

However, the leader blushed, looking at the third elder, hesitant to speak, "Since Sansan said so, not to mention defeating the leader of the martial arts leader, even if he wants this demon sect, he is willing!"

The third elder didn't expect that he had worked so hard to cook food for the Demon Cult for so many years, and his elder brother would still bear the charge of being a seductress, so he finally rolled his eyes and passed out.

The leader hurriedly recruited a crappy doctor at the foot of the mountain to take a look. After all, there is only such a cook in such a big demon sect.

When the third elder woke up, the leader's exquisite face was in front of his eyes, and he was holding his hand and said affectionately at this moment, "San San, I will definitely do what I promised you, why do you bother to make my heart hurt like this. "The third elder almost lost his breath and wanted to follow the old leader.

The congregation said they didn't see it.

"But this newly appointed leader of the martial arts alliance is so powerful and unfathomable, I'm afraid..." one of the congregation said hesitantly.

The leader held his face in his hands, "Yes, what should I do?"

The congregation turned their heads one after another, the leader is so naive, what a crime.

At this time, the head of Heihutang said: "I heard that this year's martial arts leader is... quite different from the others."

The leader immediately became interested, "Oh? What's the difference."

The head of the Black Tiger Hall blushed, and hesitantly said, "This year's martial arts leader is a little obsessed with sex." Ouch, it's really embarrassing to call him a middle-aged man to say such a thing.

It is nonsense to say that the martial arts leader is obsessed with men and women!It is an insult to the leader of the martial arts!How could he just be addicted!He's just smelly and shameless, fuck the world, fuck the air, okay? !The congregation who knew the truth complained wildly in their hearts. This kind of thing simply polluted the ears of their pure leader!

"So we can send a beautiful woman to confuse him!" Immediately, some members of the congregation came up with ideas, and I couldn't be more witty, the leader will definitely praise him!

"But where do we get such beauties?" The leader looked at the proposed congregation with interest.

Hey, mother, the leader's eyes are so frightening, the disciples retreat carefully.

"I hate the leader, I have to say it myself~" The congregation were all shocked, looking at the burly man in front of him pinching his orchid finger and twisting his hips, they all looked at the left guardian with reproaches, why did they release the right guardian! ! !The left protector pointed his fingers aggrievedly, he was just a literary and artistic young man in charge of accounts, how could he stop Kong Wu's powerful right protector.

Before the congregation had time to stop them, the group looked blankly at the leader gently holding the rough hand of the right protector, and said softly, "How can a beauty like Ayou be able to take advantage of others for nothing?"

The right protector covered his face shyly, "But I heard that the leader of the martial arts alliance was very handsome, eight feet tall, extremely tall and straight, and he was not wronged."

The leader looked at Protector You with tears in his eyes, and said sadly, "Could it be that Ah You has already pleased others and stopped paying attention to this deity."

The right protector pinched a small pink handkerchief, covered his face, "Of course I like the leader!" After finishing speaking, he stomped his feet, grabbed the left protector to cover his face and ran out, the left protector yelled, "Slow down, I want Flying ah ah ah ah."

Congregation: "..."

The leader picked up the small pink handkerchief on the ground, wiped his hands, and threw it away casually, "I think this idea is very good, why don't you just let me go." The leader smiled charmingly.

The congregation were all excited, kissing my mother, the leader's smile is too scary.

"Master, absolutely not." The Great Elder finally regained his strength, and at this moment he almost fainted again, "How can I, the master of the Demon Cult, be like a brothel girl!"

"Isn't the Great Elder discriminating against brothel girls?" the leader asked in surprise.

The Great Elder did not answer at this time, but said, "This matter may be discussed again."

The leader raised his head, "But we can't beat him."

"Maybe sneak attack."

"But we have already failed 20 sneak attacks."

"...Maybe it can be seduced by the girls in the church."

"But the youngest cook in our church is already 46 years old."

"...or other congregants."

"Is there anyone more beautiful than me?" the leader asked, drawing out his sword.

The congregation said no.