jj: There are always people who want to strip me naked

According to the guidance of the great god, Xiao Ming studied the top-ranked articles with rebirth, entertainment circles, and wealthy families very seriously.

After another three, five, seven, eight days, Xiao Ming finally finished reading the top ten novels according to the list of statistical books given by the great god.I want to remember how I felt after watching it.Xiao Ming sat in front of the computer, took out his pen and notebook, and prepared to write down his experience.

1 minutes passed.

5 minutes passed.

10 minutes passed.

fall!Can't write it at all.

Xiao Ming spread out on the chair like a deflated rubber ball.

As a single dog, why should he study how other people fall in love!After reading it, it is full of internal injuries, and it is more than [-] points to be critically hit. Where is there a guide for mood research, story progress, plot conflicts, and seduction targets.

Especially reading pure love novels, Xiao Ming's shame level is super high every time he reads it!Although there is no description below the neck in the whole article, the sexiness and hormones in the whole article are going to break through the sky!

How did the authors of these cute girls do it... Xiao Ming admired it while watching it in pain.

Having said that, Xiao Ming still read every sentence meticulously with an attitude of serious research.A large number of boat plays and bridge sections rushed to the face, which greatly enriched Xiao Ming's relevant knowledge.

I feel that I am no longer the pure self I used to be.Xiao Ming is a little sad. Compared with these articles, his novels at most only have scenes where the male protagonist molested the female protagonist, and he didn’t even take off his pants!

It's so unreadable!

Xiao Ming, who has already read a lot of books, couldn't help but dislike his clear-cut cultivation essay.

But is it really that cool?

Just as Xiao Ming was about to think about it, a voice in his mind stopped him in time.

stop!The consequences of such deep thinking are dangerous.

Although the qualitative analysis was inconclusive, the amount of inventory was still accumulating, which vaguely gave Xiao Ming some inspiration.

After reading these novels, not only the steelyard deep in Xiao Ming's heart is crumbling, but also his writing style has changed to a certain extent.

For example, he also began to try to add more love scenes of in-depth communication.Xiao Ming carefully considered his own advantages. After all, he is a man. Unlike the fantasy of the author of the cute girl, he can describe the scene of teasing girls from the perspective of a man.Definitely more real, man, wild.It will definitely make readers feel the long-lost sense of reality, and find another way, which is very marketable.

The more Xiao Ming thought about it, the more he felt that his idea was very reasonable.

On the same day, he started to revise the plot of the next few chapters.

Therefore, the male protagonist who has been silently guarding the female protagonist and sprinkling sugar finally couldn't bear it anymore, and played with all kinds of strong kisses and hugs.

As if this wasn't enough, Xiao Ming added a perfect golden supporting role in accordance with the general trend of today's popularity, and he has nothing to do to sell rot, do shit, and so on.

The painting style is getting more and more crooked. Although Xiao Ming doesn't like it very much, but thinking of satisfying the readers, he still publishes the latest chapters nervously.

Thinking that he had changed so thoroughly, he felt that it would be interesting to apply for a contract this time.He did not give up and clicked the button "apply for a contract".

Unexpectedly, Xiao Ming was rejected without even half a day this time!

Xiao Ming couldn't believe it, his own routine was clear, the plot was violent, his emotions were bloody, and he even had good friends who could be yy.The perfect standard web text mode, why is it still not working?

And it was rejected so simply.

What made Xiao Ming even more sad was that there were comments from readers who had been diving under his article.And all the scores are negative!

"I like the character of the hero before, why is it a bit perverted now?"

"The author must be brainless, the purpose of wheat bran is too obvious, it's disgusting."

"I can't bear it! The male lead is so strong against the female lead, yet he is so ambiguous with other males. Give it up!"

And the little angel was very sad: "This article was pretty good before, why has it changed now?"

Except for the little angel who has never been shaken for ten thousand years, Yuan Dian left a sentence of "Come on." Everything else is "abandoned".

Xiao Ming is about to vomit blood.

how so!I obviously wrote it according to the routine of the most popular article at present.

After being decadent for three days, he finally couldn't hold back and found the Great God.

After hearing what happened to Xiao Ming, the Great God expressed deep sympathy.However, he was silent for a while and then said: "Actually, if you write only to please readers blindly and lose your own ideas, this is a very sad thing. This is the same as life. Ignore your own feelings, don’t stick to your dreams, and all the fun in life will disappear. I remember when you first wrote the article, you just wanted to record the stories you liked. The story you told me at the beginning was very good. I love so much."

Xiao Ming was deeply touched by the words of the Great God.

Looking at the outline and writing that have been changed beyond recognition, Xiao Ming felt himself sinking deeper and deeper, like a headless fly flying around in confusion, and even forgot that he was once a human being with elegant tastes and aspirations that were more elegant than tastes.

He nodded on the phone, he wrote it for fun, what could be more important than that?If the story can't make me happy, is it necessary to exist, can it make others happy.

However, the little flame of reconciliation was still stirring in his heart.For the last time, he wanted to figure out which article was the easiest to sign!

The Great God agreed to help with the analysis.

However, after three days, the Great God has not yet responded to the analysis results.

The efficiency of the Great God has always been very high, even if there is no result, he will definitely tell himself to reassure himself.

Xiao Ming was a little worried, so he called the Great God, and the phone rang several times before the Great God answered.

The great god's voice was buzzing, and he knew he was sick as soon as he heard it.

It turned out that since yesterday, Dashen had a headache and a high fever, and had been lying in bed resting.

Despite this, the master still did not forget to promise Xiao Ming: "The statistical results are out, and I will send them to you in two days."

Xiao Ming felt that it would be too indifferent if he only considered the statistical results at this time.He knew that the Great God lived alone, and now that the Great God is sick, there is no one to take care of him...

So two hours later, Dashen heard someone knocking on the door.Get up to open the door and see Xiao Ming standing at the door with a happy face.

He thought he was burned out and dazzled.

Xiao Ming bought cold medicine and vegetables.Although Xiao Ming is also an otaku, he is not an otaku who can be easily dismissed with instant noodles.Every night for that meal, Xiao Ming cooks delicious food for himself in different ways.

From this point of view, Xiao Ming is quite virtuous.

This is really Xiao Ming's few remaining advantages.

The Great God is a patient, so he naturally rests on the bed.Xiao Ming has been to Dashen's house a few times, and the design of Dashen's house is as modern and simple as his own, with black, white and gray tones, and the milky white carpet in the center of the living room looks refreshing.

After busying in the kitchen, Xiao Ming cooked ribs soup and lean meat porridge, and then went to the bedroom to see the master with a cup of hot water.

The Great God's complexion was paler than the silver-white satin pajamas he was wearing, and his normally rosy and healthy lips became dry.He was slumped on the big soft bed, looking very weak.

There is a unique aesthetic feeling that is morbid after being bullied.

Hey, why did a strange idea pop up.Xiao Ming felt a headache while holding his forehead.It must be because I have read too many pure/love novels recently for research and writing online articles. Now two healthy and normal adult men are alone in a room and they will think crookedly. It is really depraved.

The great master was obviously very uncomfortable, and kept resting with his eyes closed.He didn't notice Xiao Ming's wretched expression.

Hearing Xiao Ming's approaching footsteps, Dashen opened his eyes.After the two chatted for a few words, they were relatively speechless. Having nothing to do, the master simply got up, leaned his body on the pillow, and said without rejection: "Let's analyze the data."

The master is really dedicated, and he is so serious about analyzing the data for himself when he is sick... Xiao Ming is deeply moved and admires the rigorous character of the master.He decided to go to the kitchen to add another dish later!

Maybe it's because I'm sick and my memory isn't that good, so the master took the laptop on the desk, turned on the computer and started the analysis.

"We have counted 36934 novels, but unfortunately, there are 10351 novels whose homepage does not show his signing status. I have tried to analyze, some of them are works of signed authors, some are works of unsigned authors, and some of them have good results There are high points and lots of comments, some have poor grades, and there are no rules to follow. Maybe it’s because of the background rules and management of the website, but I still don’t know why.”

"So when analyzing, we first remove these 10351 works, leaving 26583 works."

"But these works are not the same. Some are written by contracted authors, so they are naturally signed works. What we want to analyze is which type of novels are most likely to be signed by unsigned authors. Therefore, we must first remove the contracted works with multiple works. author."

"Looking at it this way, we can do a screening. Remove the unqualified articles in the works of each author, such as non-fiction articles such as essays and unknown articles, and pre-stored articles with a word count of 0. Under this condition, Take all the authors who are contracted and analyze what kind of articles they write."

"There are also 26 authors who have been dealt with by the administrator due to hacked accounts, or violations of the published content or suspicion of plagiarism. We will also remove them."

"In this way, we selected another 26557 works."

"However, there are many authors who have written multiple works. They may have signed the contract a long time ago, so they are no longer within our consideration. For example, the most author has written 217 works..."

Xiao Ming was stunned, 217! ?

What is this concept.

It may take me half a year to read all the articles written by this author...

Seeing Xiao Ming's surprised expression, the master smiled and said, "There are many authors whose diligence index exceeds our imagination. According to my statistics, there are 4 authors whose total number of articles exceeds 100."

Xiao Ming is going to faint.I have only written 10 words and feel that my energy is being squeezed out every day. Those authors who have written more than 100 books, how do they do it...

"Great God, you must give me their homepage URL, I'm going to worship."

"In fact, a large number does not necessarily mean a large number of words. This should only prove that those authors have relatively large brains. For example, the two authors who wrote 125 works and 100 works have not yet signed a contract, and most of their writing is less than 164 words. Short essays; but the two signed authors who wrote 217 and [-] works are more powerful, and there are quite a few works with more than [-] words."

Xiao Ming once again felt that the Internet literary world is really full of talents, and there is a long way to go.

The selection method of the Great God is very reasonable.

Since the master said the word "small vacuum" last time, Xiao Ming felt more and more that the master knew Jin Jiang very well.

"Under this condition, we selected authors who have only written one book, and there are a total of 11317 books."

The master suddenly paused, and he turned his head and asked, "How many works do you think have been successfully signed in the past three months?"

The Great God's voice is very gentle, and the cause of his illness makes his whole body feel warm.

Xiao Ming turned his head subconsciously, wanting to answer the master's question, but suddenly he found that, in order to see the data better, he was already sitting on the bedside staring at the computer screen with the master before he knew it.

As a result, the distance between the two of them seemed...too close again.

Xiao Ming instantly thought of the last time the master accidentally brushed his cheek with his lips in the movie theater.

It was completely unconscious, Xiao Ming couldn't control his eyes, and subconsciously aimed at the lips of the Great God, which were thin and angular. Due to his illness, his lips were pale and looked very cold.

An idea suddenly popped up in Xiao Ming's mind: I really want to bite the lips of the Great God.

Pia!Xiao Ming patted his head.

What are you thinking!

You are a super straight guy.How can you take advantage of others!

Dashen was also stunned when he saw Xiao Ming suddenly smashing his head violently, he didn't understand what Xiao Ming was doing at all.

Xiao Ming finally smashed out the evil thoughts in his head.

He looked up at the Great God: "Okay, let's continue."

Great God: "..."

The question I just raised seems to be completely ignored by Xiao Ming.

However, feeling that Xiao Ming's hairy head was approaching him again, the Great God was in a good mood, and continued to tell the data in a low voice: "In the past three months, only 361 people signed a contract after writing a book. Only those who wrote a book 3.19% of the author."

"There are only such a small number of people." Xiao Ming thought that he was one of the 96.81%, and his long-lost mood regained his balance.

"Among them, the one who wrote the least number of words only wrote 4691 words, and wrote about the theme of 'original-romance-fantasy future-science fiction' apocalyptic and portable space."

What a lucky one, Xiao Ming was very envious, and he wanted to ask the master to ask for the address to read it.

"We tried to analyze these 361 novels to see what themes are the most."

"If you don't add labels and just look at the type analysis, the easiest to sign is original-romance-future fantasy, and their signing success rate ranks in the top three." Said the master and called up a form.

The top three on the table are "Original-Romance-Fantasy Future-Science Fiction", "Original-Romance-Fantasy Future-Online Games", and "Original-Romance-Fantasy Future-Legendary".Especially for original-romance-fantasy-future-fiction novels, in the past three months, 21 authors have only written one book, and 9 of them have successfully signed contracts, accounting for 42.86% of the total.

Xiao Ming suddenly thought that the person who wrote the least number of words was also on this subject.It seems that this theme is indeed in line with the editor's taste.

Among the top ten, none of the genre tags are related to love, but are science fiction, online games, and legendary themes of various eras.Except for No.4 and No.6 which are "Fanren-Romance-Fantasy Future", the rest are all original romances.

Xiao Ming always thought that pure love in Jinjiang was the hottest type, but after reading the analysis data, he found that the number of signed articles on pure love was extremely low, and the topic of pure love, which ranked the highest in the success rate of signing, also ranked 12th, which was " Fanren-Pure Love-Modern Modern-Others", according to statistical conditions, there are 11 articles of this type, but only two of them have been successfully signed.

Romance has a 4.02% success rate in signing contracts, Lily has a 2.9% success rate in signing contracts, and although there are only 4 successes in female idols, compared to the total number of them, there is also a 2.985% success rate in signing contracts; while the pure love category is very low. , only 1.77% of the signing success rate; however, the lowest signing success rate is No CP, only 908 of the 2 books are signed successfully, only 0.22% of the total number, and they are all fanfiction.

In fact, Xiao Ming's "Original-Romance-Antique-Fantasy" has a relatively high signing rate, with 16 out of 3 books signed, ranking tenth.

But Xiao Ming wrote 15 words and no editor asked him to sign a contract. It can only show that the style and content of his writing are too inconsistent with the situation of jj station!

Xiao Ming felt deeply frustrated, and there was too much information just now, he needed to calm down.

He was shocked for a long time, and also reviewed his own works along the way.After he went back, he was going to see what was the difference between what was written in those signed contracts and what he wrote.

The peace of mind of writing for my own happiness that I figured out two days ago disappeared in an instant.

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Xiao Ming recovered from the shock, and when he looked up, he saw the Great God looking at him for an unknown how long.

Although he is still sick, the big god's little black eyes are extremely warm and moist!Looking at Xiao Ming's appearance intently, he seemed particularly focused.

The Almighty was originally as white as jade, and he was usually cold, but after he got sick, he didn't know if it was because of the high fever, and he became much warmer.

Xiao Ming always knew that the Great God was good-looking, but he looked at each other so closely.

His heartbeat—"thump."

"thump."

"thump."

Xiao Ming quickly stood up and stammered, "I'll go and see if the porridge in the kitchen is ready."

The porridge was ready, bubbling in the casserole.

Xiao Ming lamented in his heart: The cooking speed is too fast!

While the master was drinking porridge at the dining table, Xiao Ming borrowed the master's computer to go through the data carefully.

He carefully clicked on the browser.

Xiao Ming was about to close it, but when he glanced at it, he found that the name of his novel was impressively written on the collection label at the top of the browser!

Xiao Ming was stunned, how could the master know his own novel!

No, it's easy to find your own novel with the skills of a great god.

But, why does the Great God collect his own novels!Still in such a conspicuous position?

Haven't you read all the bloody clichés Tom Su and the shameful play god that I wrote?

Xiao Ming had a premonition of something, and clicked on the bookmark with anxiety.

He clicked on the bookmark with apprehension.

I saw the user name clearly displayed on the personal information status on the upper right: origin.

Xiao Ming felt five thunderbolts.

You know, every time he commented on the original point, he would reply shamelessly in various ways, asking for support if he was so cute, these are commonplace, okay?

And for his first little angel, Xiao Ming has always cherished it extremely.

The origin turned out to be the Great God!Xiao Ming felt that his weak writing and bloody stories must have been ridiculed [-] times in the heart of the Great God.

He turned his head tremblingly, and looked at the great god who was drinking the porridge quietly.

The great god's eating posture is particularly beautiful, pleasing to the eye, like an elegant big cat.

At this time, the big cat noticed Xiao Ming's expression, and he poked his head over to take a look.

Then the Great God smiled gracefully.

It's like a big cat finally taking aim at its prey.

Dashen said, "I like your story very much."

Just like Xiao Ming's heart, pink bubbles also appeared in the surrounding air.

Xiao Ming couldn't restrain the upward curve of the corners of his mouth.

The author has something to say: This article ends here for a while.

In the future, depending on the author's mood and energy, I will post a small episode from time to time, such as which day has the most articles, what time period has the most articles, which type of articles has the most readers, and which type of articles mentioned earlier have the most active little angels. Comments, favorites, comparisons, blah blah blah.

Of course, there is also the happy life of Dashen and Xiaoming.