Daily life with wolf king

After leaving the laboratory, Lu Yunfeng bought a hair sticking device and a pet hair removal comb on a certain treasure after returning home.

On the day when the courier arrived, Lu Yunfeng unwrapped it almost without hesitation and prepared to start stroking the dog's fur.And Ergou actually refused to face the comb at the beginning, but Lu Yunfeng brushed it down forcibly a few times to let him find it... It felt good, so he lay down and enjoyed it without any morals , Squinting his eyes so cool that he couldn't help himself.Lu Yunfeng showed it the brushed hair balls, it raised its eyelids and took a look, then walked away with a hum.

Hairless and light, I feel like the cutest husky in the world!

Lu Yunfeng also thought it was funny when he saw its proud little appearance. He made a ball of those hairs, put them in front of him and looked at them for a while before wrapping them in garbage bags and throwing them into the trash can, thinking about the situation of hair shedding in this way It should be much better, and this hair removal comb is worth the money.

However, before he could be happy for a long time, Er Gou came over with the hair removal comb in his mouth when he was sitting on the sofa outside waiting for his hair to dry after taking a shower that night.

"..."

"..."

"Woof." Still combing!

Lu Yunfeng pretended not to see it, and moved to the side.The recently popular variety show was on the TV, and he cast his eyes casually.

Seeing that Lu Yunfeng was ignoring him, Ergou moved closer to him again, "Wow." You pay attention to me.

The hair-removing comb that was picked up just now was placed on the ground at this moment, and a big paw was fiddled with it, and from time to time, it would use its nose to poke it. The intention to attract Lu Yunfeng's attention was very obvious.

But Lu Yunfeng just didn't intend to talk to him.

Get used to you!

You know it's cool and you still want it?An unsatisfied goblin, a stupid dog can't get used to it.

Ergou didn't know what was going on in Lu Yunfeng's mind, and when he saw the other party after a while and still didn't respond, he felt a little anxious.

Could this stupid human being not understand what I mean?

Thinking of this, Ergou suddenly became enlightened. It felt that Lu Yunfeng must be too stupid. He didn't understand what he wanted to do, so he didn't react.Sympathizing with this idiot's IQ in his heart, Ergou decided to do something to remind him, show mercy and give him a chance to show courteousness to him.

It picked up the depilatory comb from the ground again, and walked around behind the sofa without saying a word.Lu Yunfeng didn't pay too much attention, just when the stupid dog finally gave up on the idea just now, and was secretly breathing a sigh of relief, he felt his shoulders sinking suddenly, and then a hard object was hit hard on his head , before he could react, he was already smashed into a daze.After he reacted, he heard something like a comb scraping vigorously on his scalp, the sound made his teeth chatter.

This, smelly, stupid, forceful, dog! !

Ergou finished combing behind the sofa for the last time, thinking that this human should understand now, right?So contented, she took a small comb and trot to Lu Yunfeng in a playful and cute way: "Wow~"

Comb!

Lu Yunfeng slapped the dog on the head quickly and jumped up from the sofa. Before Ergou even understood the current situation, the merciless slap had already landed on the ass, accompanied by the burning pain. There is a sense of shame and excitement of being spanked for the first time... This complicated feeling made Ergou subconsciously open his mouth and let out a tragic howl.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Lu Yunfeng stretched out a hand to pinch Ergou's mouth with astonishing strength. He said viciously to Ergou: "Don't bark, tell me to beat you to death today!"

Er Gou stared at a pair of aggrieved small eyes, and wanted to break away from Lu Yunfeng's hand but was frightened by the opponent's aura. The look of wanting to move but not daring to move seemed extremely cowardly, and it became even worse after Lu Yunfeng saw it. The desire to abuse this idiot who loves dogs.

He smacked the dog's butt, but there was still an unknown fire in his heart, but at this moment, the second dog had already avoided Lu Yunfeng's hand that was clamping its mouth earlier, and made a threatening gesture He opened his mouth to bite Lu Yunfeng, and Lu Yunfeng was on fire all of a sudden, he no longer abused his ass, but seemed to calm down, and dragged Ergou's collar towards the gate.

"Aw! Aw!" Ergou seemed to have a premonition of something, and pressed his four legs to the ground, trying to resist Lu Yunfeng's forceful pull, but Lu Yunfeng used his strength to tell it what it meant to resist in vain.

He pushed Ergou out of the opened door, and then closed the door neatly when the opponent tried to pounce on him with his paws. The whole movement was smooth and smooth, more ruthless than that.

The screams of the husky outside the door resounded throughout the corridor.

Lu Yunfeng sneered twice, locked the door and went back to his bedroom.

Stupid dog, just stay outside!

The cohabiting roommate, An Ge, had made it clear before that he would not come back, and Lu Yunfeng had made up his mind not to let Ergou in.After returning to the room, he first took off the set of pajamas he was wearing, then touched the scalp that was still tactile, gritted his teeth and walked to the bathroom.

The hand he just touched his head was now stained with a few dog hairs, obviously it was put on by the pet's hair removal comb, and all of them ran into his own hair after being tossed by Ergou just now.

When he came out of the bathroom again, he didn't deliberately go around to the living room to listen. He was surprised to find that the second dog outside the door had opened his throat and howled twice when he was pushed out at the beginning, but after that it was uncharacteristically quieted down.

There must be something wrong here.

Lu Yunfeng frowned and walked to the entrance, originally wanting to listen to the movement outside through the door, but just as he got closer, a loud noise came from the door in front of him.

He was startled and suddenly took three steps back.

"Wow!" A dog barking exploded instantly, Ergou outside seemed to feel Lu Yunfeng's approach, and slapped on the door outside, the movement intensified.Without showing any weakness, Lu Yunfeng slapped on the door twice, and the two dogs outside barked miserably, and immediately became much more stable than before.

Lu Yunfeng walked into the bedroom and closed the door forcefully.

This time, there is no movement outside.

The night was getting darker, and the noise of the day finally gradually returned to silence.

midnight.

Howl suddenly.

Shi Potian was startled, echoed endlessly, and could not bear the disturbance.

Lu Yunfeng finally sat up from the bed before the neighbors around them rose up.

Anxiously, he grabbed his phone from the bed and made a call not long after: "Xue Huai, get over here and get that stupid dog away!"

Xue Huai on the opposite side was obviously just woken up by the phone, and was at a loss: "Brother Feng...?"

The anger in the other party's tone was obvious, and when he was hesitating how to respond, the other party had already hung up the phone with a snap.

Xue Huai: "..."

After Lu Yunfeng hung up the phone, he picked up a coat and put it on, and sat by the bed to calm himself down.

The temperature of the autumn night was already very low, the cold and bright moonlight outside the window shone in front of the bed through the window, and the intermittent barking of dogs outside seemed particularly abrupt and shrill at this time, Lu Yunfeng couldn't help shivering.

It looks really cold outside.

The dog fur is so thick, shouldn't it freeze?Or sled dogs...

Even though he was thinking this way, Lu Yunfeng still stood up and walked outside.Ergou's howling was mixed with sobbing, and he was obviously a little anxious after hearing Lu Yunfeng's footsteps approaching.

Lu Yunfeng pushed open the door, and the next moment, Ergou rushed up eagerly.

As if thinking of the accident last time, Ergou obviously controlled his strength this time, but the unavoidable problem of his own weight still made Lu Yunfeng who caught it stagger back two steps.

"Aooooooooow..."

The dog in his arms kept trying to get into his arms, if it wasn't too big, Lu Yunfeng had no doubt that its next move would be to jump the whole dog into his arms.The long dog hair on Er Gou's body felt a bit cold to the touch, and while rubbing against Lu Yunfeng's body, he looked behind him in horror, this appearance made Lu Yunfeng dumbfounded, there was no trace of his previous anger.

He reluctantly touched Ergou's back twice, and then looked out the door, "What's outside that scares you like this?"

Just as he poked his head out, a black figure flashed past the stairs, followed by a cat meowing in the stairwell.

"cat?"

Lu Yunfeng looked at the dog in his arms in disbelief, "Are you scared like this by a cat?"

"Woo—" Ergou was extremely wronged.

Lu Yunfeng: "..."

He is in a very delicate mood now.

He stretched out his hand and patted Ergou's head twice, not knowing what to say for a moment.After a while, his tone was quite heavy: "Okay, come in."

Er Gou propped his legs on the ground, quietly put his head on his chest, and remained motionless.

The dog is suffering and wants to be hugged.

"If you make further progress, I will kick you out."

"...Wow."

Although he doesn't really understand what it means to make an inch, Ergou is still very sensitive to words like "kick" and "get out".

In my heart, I severely reprimanded the cruelty of human beings, and finally it got off Lu Yunfeng's body miserably.

Lu Yunfeng watched its back slowly walking towards the balcony, and felt a sense of loss of strength in his heart.

When he saw Ergou passing by the sofa, he deliberately picked up the hair removal comb that had been thrown on the ground in the chaos before and picked it up...

fuck.

There was a message from Xue Huai on the phone. The other party probably didn't know whether to call or not, so they asked in this way.

"Brother Feng, is Wang Zilang okay?"

Lu Yunfeng thought for a long time before he remembered who this Wang Zilang was, and there was another burst of silence.

——"It's good, I'm not good, let's sleep with you!"