Daily life with wolf king
Chapter 25 Tsk, Little Stupid Dog
"Wang Zilang, do you know what liking is?"
Ergou lowered his head, unable to see the expression on his face clearly.
Lu Yunfeng had a panoramic view of his appearance, he could even feel the slight trembling of the opponent's body, shivering in the wind like a person who lost his direction, angry, dazed, wronged, and painful.
Just when Lu Yunfeng thought that the two of them would remain silent like this, Ergou suddenly raised his head, and he looked directly into Lu Yunfeng's eyes, which were red but extremely firm.
"I know!" Ergou fought back tears.
Lu Yunfeng didn't expect him to answer like this, he was taken aback, "You..."
Ergou seems to be holding his breath, eager to prove himself: "Lu Yunfeng, I really know... I like you, I just want to be with you, I just want to see you all the time, and I'm happy when you scold me , I am also happy when you lose your temper. In my eyes, you are the best person in the world. I will be angry when I see you talking to others, and I will also be angry when I hear others say that you are not good. You stay together, I want to have sex with you because I like you, I don't know if that's what you mean by liking, anyway, I just like you, I know, I like you, Lu Yunfeng..."
"I like you so I want to mate with you, not because I regard you as my spouse. I only like you, only you, just want to be with you, you just asked me to find someone else, I am so sad."
Er Gou doesn't know how to beat around the bush, he is just sad when he is sad, and the tears that he was holding back after saying this sentence can no longer be held back, and he wipes the tears that are pouring out of his eyes with the back of his hand, but his eyes are firmly fixed on Lu Yun wind.
Lu Yunfeng was stunned because of his direct confession. He didn't expect Ergou to say such a thing. He always thought that Ergou didn't understand anything, and thought that his dependence on him was just a pet's possessive desire. Trouble... so he thought so?
The emotion in the sentence "I only like you, only you, and just want to be with you" surprised him, this kind of emotion... Don't you like it?
But how?
"I..." He opened his mouth, only to realize that there was no suitable wording.
"Ergou, listen to me..."
"Call my name."
Lu Yunfeng was originally dumbfounded by his words, but at this moment he could care about addressing him, really... Then he suddenly thought of something, and after thinking of this, he couldn't laugh anymore.
Ergou and Wang Zilang are completely different from each other.
Ergou is a dog, and Wang Zilang is a person who can talk to him.
"Lu Yunfeng, I know you don't like me." Ergou took a step forward, his voice choked up, but he wasn't complaining.
Lu Yunfeng had no way to refute, he was silent as default.
"Do you like someone else?"
Lu Yunfeng looked into his red eyes, thought about it seriously, and then shook his head.
"Then... let me pursue you, can't you?"
"I don't want to be your dog anymore. Lu Yunfeng, I like you and want to be with you. I want you to kiss me like a lover, not like a husky... Lu Yunfeng, please, you Promise me." He took the last step and walked to Lu Yunfeng's side, grabbed Lu Yunfeng's arm hanging by his side with both hands and shook it, with a pleading look in his eyes.
Looking at such two dogs, Lu Yunfeng couldn't say no to him no matter what.
"Wang Zilang." After hesitating for a long time, he finally turned sideways and put his other hand on the other's shoulder.He maintained a half-bent posture, looking at the two dogs at the same level.
Fear, trepidation, and cautiousness, he saw a lot from the pair of black and blue eyes opposite him, which he had never cared about before.Ergou was afraid, afraid of saying the answer he didn't want.
In fact, Lu Yunfeng has always been thinking: you little stupid dog, you know what liking is, stop being funny.
But now he realized that he was wrong, and he was the one who didn't understand the most.
"Wang Zilang," he said, "I treat you so badly, do you still like me? Why are you so stupid."
Ergou felt that what Lu Yunfeng said was wrong, he was obviously very kind to him, and he could always feel it.He felt that his favorite Lu Yunfeng had been slandered, so he whispered stubbornly: "I just like you...you are the best."
"Is it okay if I lose my temper?"
"Ok!"
"Is it okay when I spank your ass?"
"...Hmm!" Er Gou's face turned red again because of this sentence.
"Then, even if I don't like you, is that okay?"
He looked at the person in front of him, but he didn't even realize that his eyes were tender like never before.Maybe he can't like Ergou as a lover, but there is no doubt that Ergou is the most important family member for him, and it has been since the moment he accepted Ergou as his dog.
Even though he has been not being gentle with Ergou all the time, he doesn't mind giving him all the tenderness.
He put both hands on Ergou's shoulders, looked straight into his eyes, and said softly: "Wang Zilang, even if I still only regard you as Ergou now, and don't like you like you like me, in this way, Is that okay too?"
Even if I still can't accept you in the end, will you still like me?
Without hesitation, Ergou nodded heavily.
"Even if you don't like me, I will always like you forever, only you."
Lu Yunfeng laughed: "Okay, then I promise you too, I will try my best to cooperate with your pursuit. Wang Zilang, if you still can't catch me, then I have nothing to do."
Ergou was provoked by Lu Yunfeng's words and cried again. He couldn't hold back and hugged him, buried his face in his chest, and hugged him tightly, for fear that the other person would push him away. Same.
Lu Yunfeng was helpless: "Don't rub your nose on it."
"Huh!" I don't have a runny nose!
"Okay, I was so fierce when I promised you to pursue me, I..." "Not so fierce anymore!" Ergou raised his face nervously.
Looking at his face covered with tears and hair, Lu Yunfeng felt pitiful, no different from a puppy.He rubbed his hands on the messy hair, and said: "Just kidding, as long as you don't cause trouble, I promise you can be more skinny in the future."
"I've never been in trouble before." Ergou denied it and refused to admit it.
"Okay, okay, the sofa and the cabinet are not broken by your teeth..." Lu Yunfeng responded, "Can you stop crying, you are so tall when you stand up, like a girl."
Ergou buried himself in his arms, his voice muffled: "Don't you like me being like a girl?"
"I don't like it. If you are always a mother, I will definitely not like you."
Although after thinking about it for a while, I couldn't figure out what "mother Xixi" meant, but Ergou also knew that what Lu Yunfeng meant was that he didn't like himself crying all the time.And when Lu Yunfeng said that he didn't like girls... his mood immediately improved a lot.Even as a dog, he also knows that human beings will like people of a different gender from his own. If Lu Yunfeng doesn't like boys, he will suffer again.
"Then I won't cry anymore. But it's great, so you're gay..." He happily said the words he just learned not long ago.
"...well, you're a gay dog too."
"That's not it." Ergou hugged him and shook his head, his face was a little shy, "I'm not gay, I only like you, I don't like other people, regardless of male or female."
He solemnly declared: "I am Lu Yunfeng's sexuality."
Lu Yunfeng was caught off guard by a dog.
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After that day, Ergou really "pursued" Lu Yunfeng as he said.Ever since Lu Yunfeng taught him to use the social software Penguin xx, the two of them have been having in-depth emotional exchanges all the time throughout the day.
Xue Huai's spirit is not very good, he looks like he hasn't slept for several nights.He glanced at Lu Yunfeng, who was playing with his mobile phone, and joked, "Brother Feng has a shiny face, could it be that he fell in love recently?"
Lu Yunfeng frowned, a little disgusted: "If you are uneducated, don't imitate other people's language. Is this a human word with a shiny face?"
Xue Huai was taken aback, and said, "Isn't it?"
"That's for you. Similarly, there are fat and strong, with a face full of flesh, and passed the quarantine."
Xue Huai: "..."
Lu Yunfeng replied to Ergou on the phone, and then put the phone on the coffee table beside him, looking at Xue Huai with a half-smile: "Tell me, I haven't seen you for a long time, why did you call me here today?"
Xue Huai took a sip from the wine glass in his hand, and he didn't look like he was fooling around just now. He looked a little lonely, so he projected his eyelashes under the light on his face. "My dad knows about Gu Xicheng and I."
"You and Gu Xicheng?" Lu Yunfeng raised his eyebrows, "Hey, what's the matter with you, why don't I know?"
Xue Huai smiled wryly when he heard this, and said, "Brother Feng, don't be so mean to me. I don't know why my brain got hot... I obviously liked girls back then."
Lu Yunfeng laughed: "That's right, the three of us are the only ones who like men, who would have thought that I didn't do anything in the end, and the two of you who like girls went together."
"Xue Huai," he said, "I really didn't expect Xi Cheng to fall in love with you."
Among the three of them, Lu Yunfeng was the biggest, but because Lu Yunfeng was not able to reach the month of birth, he studied late for a year, and was at the same level as the other two.Last year, Lu Yunfeng took the postgraduate entrance examination, Gu Xicheng also found a relatively stable job, only Xue Huai had nothing to do, and until now he was living at home.
He was not annoyed by Lu Yunfeng's words, he just laughed at himself: "Who isn't, I didn't even think of it."
"Do you remember the girl you had a blind date with last time?"
"Qiao Chu, what's the matter?"
Xue Huai said: "She broke up with me after dinner last time. Guess what she said to my mother when she went back? She said, 'Hey, Auntie, your son is really gay. I just met his boyfriend today. ', you know my mother, she usually likes to think about things, she has always felt that there is something wrong with Gu Xicheng and me, and she saw it before my mother saw it! It is probably her fault Talking to Qiao Chu, usually it’s okay, but the bad thing is that Qiao Chu sent the text message to my dad and saw it.”
Xue Huai had a cold face.
Lu Yunfeng thought this was embarrassing, he asked: "You didn't explain it? Uncle should know aunt quite well."
After all, for so many years like a day... out of tune.
Xue Huai chuckled, "When it was time to explain, I was pinned on the hotel bed by that bastard Gu Xicheng and fucked."
Lu Yunfeng: "..."
He made a token gesture of sympathy.
Then there were more torches and gasoline in his hands.
"At first, my dad didn't really believe it, but since Gu Xicheng and I ran into him in the hotel last time...he now says he's going to break my leg."
Lu Yunfeng was very surprised: "Can you go to a hotel by chance?"
This is also quite awesome.
"My dad was going to discuss business, and I happened to have weak legs and was dragged out by Gu Xicheng..." Mentioning this, Xue Huai seemed a little weak.
A large part of the Xue family's business is engaged in hotel chains. When he and Gu Xicheng had a fling, he only thought about not going to his own hotel, but he forgot that Xue's father would often go out to discuss business...
Lu Yunfeng thought to himself that this probability shows how lustful and thirsty you are, and you might even live in a hotel all day long.
"What did uncle say?"
"He said that I must have shamelessly seduced Gu Xicheng - damn, who is his own?! He didn't break that bastard's legs to beat his own son?" Xue Huai was indignant, "I have been a child since I was a child." I suspect that I have made a mistake with Gu Xicheng's family, and now that I think about it, it's not all just wishful thinking."
Lu Yunfeng patted him on the shoulder as a comfort.
"What's the matter with you and Gu Xicheng? I couldn't contact you a few days ago, so I thought you two were having trouble again."
Xue Huai's eyes dodged for a moment: "Who is going to make trouble with him?"
"What about others?"
Xue Huai remained silent.
After a while, he said: "He went abroad, and the company sent him on a business trip."
That's why you dare to come to me now?Lu Yunfeng sighed, picked up the wine in front of him and took a sip.
"What do you think of Xi Cheng?"
Xue Huai groaned twice.
The voice was like a mosquito humming: "That's right, admit it."
"I heard that some people were looking for death and life to make trouble a while ago."
Xue Huai looked serious: "You heard wrong."
Lu Yunfeng didn't expose him, and said again: "How is Xicheng treating you? I think you are not in good spirits." He frowned, but still said, "You should also remind him to be careful."
Even a dog can't be so tireless.
Inexplicably, he thought of Ergou's small body...cough.
No matter how shameless Xue Huai was, he felt a little ashamed when he encountered such a topic at this time. He stammered: "No, no... I have been busy looking for a job these two days, so I didn't sleep well."
"Why do you think that you are looking for a job, and your father wants to cut off ties with you?"
"It's not... If I really get together with Gu Xicheng in the future, I can't rely on him alone." He rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment.
Lu Yunfeng was stuffed with dog food again for no reason.
Xue Huai said with a smirk: "Brother Feng, it's rare for us brothers to get together. Would you like to teach me some experience?"
"What experience? Coming out of the closet?"
Xue Huai nodded.
Lu Yunfeng smiled lightly: "I haven't been back for several years, you still use me to teach?"
Xue Huai: "..." Damn, he's mentally retarded!
"Brother Feng, listen to me, I didn't mean that..."
"It's okay." Lu Yunfeng waved his hand indifferently, "I know you don't mean that. Besides, after so many years, do you think I'm relieved?"
Xue Huai still felt sorry, he just wanted to call Lu Yunfeng out today, the two of them would have a drink and get together, and complain a little bit, but who knew that the door he was talking about would be gone before the drinks were finished. handle.
"Shall we go to sing tonight? I'll book a private room now." He went to get his cell phone after speaking.
"No," Lu Yunfeng pressed his hand, "Recently, there are too many documents, and Ergou has no one to take care of him at home, so I still have to go back early."
He drank the wine glass in his hand and said, "I'll go back after two more drinks."
When Ergou was mentioned, Xue Huai's eyes flickered.
Seeing him like that, Lu Yunfeng smiled and said: "What's the matter, you haven't seen him for a long time, come back with me today?"
Xue Huai was flattered: "Yes, is it possible!"
Lu Yunfeng smiled: "You are not allowed to touch him."
"……it is good."
As soon as Xue Huai heard that he could go to see the dog, Xue Huai immediately lost interest in staying in the bar. The two hurriedly put down their glasses and went out to pay the bill, and took a taxi to Lu Yunfeng's house.
When the car drove halfway, Lu Yunfeng sent Ergou a message to go back, reminding him that Xue Huai would go back together later.
"Brother Feng, who are you messaging with?" Xue Huai approached curiously.
Lu Yunfeng pushed his head away: "It's none of your business, stay away from me."
When they arrived at the door of Lu Yunfeng's house, Xue Huai held his chest: "Brother Feng, I'm a little nervous."
Lu Yunfeng who was opening the door didn't even look at him, and said: "You are so nervous, that is my dog."
"You said what if it bites me when I go in later?" He asked.
"Don't worry," Lu Yunfeng smiled kindly and opened the door, "I will definitely remember to call you for emergency services."
The door was pushed open, and the six eyes looked at each other in twos.
Er Gou stared blankly at the two people at the door, subconsciously put the apple in his hand into his mouth and took a bite.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Xue Huai stepped in before Lu Yunfeng closed the door, and he leaned in front of Ergou and stretched out his hand stupidly: "Hello, I'm Xue Huai, Lu Yunfeng's friend!"
Then he winked at Lu Yunfeng again: "Hey, I remember your roommate doesn't look like this! What's the matter, this one is... huh?"
This must be very predictable!
Lu Yunfeng ignored him, he came over and frowned slightly after seeing that Ergou was still wearing nothing but a pair of underwear under a big shirt as usual.He watched Ergou put the apple core into Xue Huai's outstretched hand with a disgusted expression, and said without expressing any opinion, "You go into the room first."
Er Gou immediately said "Oh", glared at Xue Huai several times and quickly turned back into the room.
Facing the gossiping Fa Xiao, Lu Yunfeng snorted twice.
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When Lu Yunfeng entered the room to call Ergou, Xue Huai had already left.
Ergou stared at the closed door, hesitantly: "Did you just... beat him?"
"No." Lu Yunfeng denied.
"Ah..." Then why did I hear him scream a few times?Did you hear me wrong?
Seeing his doubts, Lu Yunfeng explained: "I just kicked him a few times, I didn't beat him."
Ergou nodded in understanding.
Only then did Lu Yunfeng start to get into the point. He carried Ergou and asked him to stand in front of him, like a teacher scolding an elementary school student who made a mistake: "I told you that Xue Huai would come, why didn't he change back?"
He grabbed Ergou's ear: "Are you disobedient again, huh?"
Since that day, Ergou has become less and less willing to change back to his original body. As long as there are no outsiders present, he will get along with him with a human body. Lu Yunfeng has never had any objections. Xue Huai was seen... Thinking of this, his subordinates couldn't help putting in a little more effort.
Ergou felt a little painful from being pulled by his ears, Lu Yunfeng's strength was directed upwards, so he tried his best to stand on tiptoes, so as not to hurt himself so much.
"I didn't see..." he said pitifully.
"Didn't see anything?" Lu Yunfeng grabbed his ear and raised it up again, asking intentionally.In fact, he already knew what Ergou meant, and he probably didn't see the message, but he couldn't help bullying him even more when he saw this.
Er Gou tried to stand on tiptoe: "I, I didn't see the hand... ah!"
When Er Gou stood on tiptoe, his body was supported by his toes, but now he lost his center of gravity and fell forward, Lu Yunfeng grabbed his waist and patted his butt: "It's so noisy! "
Er Gou blushed like blood, and defended himself in a low voice: "I didn't make a fuss."
He thought to himself that Lu Yunfeng would also spank his ass after he became a human, and now he is hugging me, hehehehe...
However, Lu Yunfeng didn't hold him for long, and let go of him after he was able to stand still.
"Did you twist your foot?"
Ergou tried to move, then shook his head.
"That's good." He took out his phone from the back pocket of the trousers that Ergou had put on, unlocked it, and clicked on Penguin xx to charge Ergou's newly registered account as a xx member with an annual fee, and then tapped a few more times , set a special notification tone for your account.
"In the future, when you hear this voice, you will know it's me, you know?" Lu Yunfeng said very domineeringly.
Ergou looked at him with admiration in his eyes.
There are only two people in his account, one is Lu Yunfeng, and the other is his second brother Luo Li.Luo Li once told him that in the world of Penguin xx, there is a kind of person who is the noble of this world, the king of this world, and that is - xx members!And the annual fee xx member is the most peak existence in this world.
The second brother's admiration for Lu Yunfeng is almost overflowing!
Lu Yunfeng: "..." What kind of eyes do you have?
"Lu Yunfeng, you are so amazing!" Ergou couldn't help admiring.
"...Hmm." He was at a loss. So in Ergou's eyes, is it amazing to be able to set a special notification sound?
Tsk, so easy to satisfy.
Tsk, no wonder I ticked it and ran away.
Tsk, little stupid dog.
He went to the bathroom and took a quick shower. Although the words Xue Huai said after the bar just now caused some discomfort in his heart, it also reminded him that in two days... he must go back .
That man's 50th birthday, if he doesn't go back, it will be a bit unjustifiable.
"Ergou, I'm going home in a few days, do you want to go with me?" When he came out of the shower, Ergou was sitting on the sofa watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.
He scolded Big Big Wolf angrily, and then asked: "Isn't this your home?"
"Well, this is my home, our home." He sat down next to Ergou, "but I still have a home, my father is there, and his birthday is coming soon, can you understand?"
Ergou nodded, thinking that this is the same as him, he still has a home in Lone Wolf Star, where his father, queen mother and brothers are there.
He took the pear he had cut from the side and handed it to Lu Yunfeng courteously, saying: "You eat this!"
"Didn't I tell you not to use the knife, don't you remember when you cut your hand last time?" Having said that, Lu Yunfeng still took the fruit plate from Ergou's hand.This is a small move that the other party said they wanted to pursue him, and he also promised to try his best to cooperate with him.
Ergou sat beside him: "I'm very careful this time."
Lu Yunfeng glanced at him, the way he looked up and praised made him laugh, so he said: "Well, that's amazing."
Ergou immediately smiled like a little sun.
"When are we going back to your house?" Ergou asked.
Lu Yunfeng thought about it while eating the pear, and said, "In three more days."
Er Gou suddenly became a little nervous: "This, so fast... Then, are you going to take people or dogs?"
He looked at Lu Yunfeng with wide eyes and swallowed.
Lu Yunfeng smiled, stuffed a pear into his mouth, and asked, "What do you want?"
Ergou said: "I'm embarrassed to say."
Lu Yunfeng was surprised: "Are you still embarrassed? It's okay, just tell me, I won't laugh at you."
Er Gou pursed his lips and said, "I hope you take someone with you, and I'll take you on my arm..."
"That's fine." Lu Yunfeng temporarily put the bowl aside, "There is no class tomorrow, I'll take you to the street to buy some clothes, and I'll take you back home."
Ergou felt that he was so happy that he was about to pass out.
He almost didn't sleep all night, and the next morning Lu Yunfeng just came over to call him, and he woke up by himself.
"It's still early." Lu Yunfeng was very helpless, "We will go to the street in the afternoon."
Ergou had already run into the bathroom to wash up, and he even thoughtfully squeezed toothpaste for Lu Yunfeng.These were all taught to him by Lu Yunfeng after he became a human. He never did this when he was in Lone Wolf Star.
"Then no one would dare to kiss you." Lu Yunfeng laughed.
No, my mouth is delicious, if you don't believe me, you can try it... Ergou thought secretly in his heart.
After washing up, I still have to leave the breakfast to Lu Yunfeng. At this time, Ergou stepped aside and looked at Lu Yunfeng's back with a happy expression on his face.
That's great, if this goes on like this, maybe we can really catch up with Lu Yunfeng.
Up until now, Ergou hadn't eaten the "pickles" that made him miss the last time. He saw that Lu Yunfeng was in a good mood this morning, so he cautiously made this request again...
Lu Yunfeng was so angry that he lost his temper, and raised his forehead: "Why do you always miss this pickle!"
Ergou laughed twice.
Lu Yunfeng angrily put a chopstick of pickled vegetables into his bowl: "Eat, eat, let me see if you like it!"
Seeing his long-standing wish come true, Ergou was overjoyed!He happily took the pickles out of the bowl, and slowly put them into his mouth... for a moment, neither swallowed nor spit out.
Why are pickles so salty qaq
Lu Yunfeng looked at his brilliant face and laughed out loud.
After breakfast, the two simply tidied up the house. Ergou can now do some simple housework. He went back to the room and folded the quilts they both slept in. He felt a sense of accomplishment.
After folding the quilt, he secretly pulled the floor he was sleeping on to Lu Yunfeng's bed. Lu Yunfeng, who was standing outside the door, had a panoramic view of all this, but did not speak.
Originally, Lu Yunfeng's plan was that the two of them would go out to buy clothes in the afternoon, but Er Gou was too excited to stand up, although he didn't say it clearly, but the behavior of asking the time after a while... Lu Yunfeng ended up at ten o'clock Take him out.
Since he came to the earth, Ergou actually rarely went out. The place he usually goes to is the square near the community. The farthest place is probably the last time he had a fever and went to the pet hospital... He feels very much about everything on the street. novel.
"Lu Yunfeng, what is that?"
Following his line of sight, Lu Yunfeng saw a string of hydrogen balloons, the corners of his mouth twitched, and imagined the scene of two big men walking down the street with a flower balloon... No matter how I think about it, I get drunk.
He whispered: "Shh, don't talk."
Ergou was taken aback by him: "What, what's wrong?!"
"Have you seen that Big Big Wolf tied up with a rope? It's Pleasant Goat's conspiracy. It's actually Big Big Wolf's soul. Out of curiosity, he took a look at the string of balls, but Pleasant Goat turned him into this. You If you go, you will be turned into a husky balloon."
"But..." Ergou hesitated, "Pleasant Goat is a good person!"
"I said he is a bad guy and he is a bad guy." Lu Yunfeng didn't change his face.
"Okay, I won't watch it!" Ergou thought to himself, as long as Lu Yunfeng said it, it must be right.He said that Pleasant Goat is a bad person, so he must be a bad person.
A chubby little boy next to him was led by his mother and rolled his eyes when he heard this conversation.
"Mom, there are two retarded people over there."
"Don't talk nonsense, it will be terrible when you hear that they are coming to beat you."
Lu Yunfeng: "..."
Ergou: "Huh (⊙w⊙)?" Who are they talking about?
After that, Lu Yunfeng took Ergou straight to the shopping mall, never daring to stay on the street again.Ergou is good-looking and has a good figure, so buying clothes is not a troublesome thing, but Lu Yunfeng's eyes are really picky, and he managed to change seven or eight sets of clothes in one store before he barely picked one. suit fit.
"That Ultraman just now...beautiful." Ergou was still thinking about the clothes lined up in the window of a store that sold parent-child clothes they just passed. In his opinion, it was much more beautiful than the little dress Lu Yunfeng picked. But he didn't dare to say that Lu Yunfeng was not good-looking.
Lu Yunfeng pretended not to hear what he said. Although the two of them had just bought a set of clothes after shopping for so long, their stomachs were already empty. He took Ergou to the cafeteria on the top floor of the shopping mall for a quick lunch. Ergou ate cakes the whole time , very happy.
"I have to eat less sweets in the future." Lu Yunfeng looked at the cream on his lips with distaste, "Be careful of diabetes."
Ergou burped in satisfaction.
In the morning, I already bought the formal clothes for the banquet two days later. In the afternoon, I just need to buy some daily clothes. After all, it takes longer and longer for Ergou to become a human, so he can’t just walk around wearing his own big shirt all day long. , if the situation like Xue Huai's came again yesterday...
This time Lu Yunfeng is not so picky, Ergou is not picky about clothes, he looks good and has fair skin, he looks good in anything.The shopping guides in those stores were about to exaggerate Ergou, and they all said to Lu Yunfeng that you and your brother are really alike, they are both first-class and handsome.
Just as Lu Yunfeng frowned and was about to say something, he heard Ergou who had just come out of the locker room say seriously: "I'm not his younger brother."
"Uh, so I guess they are friends?" The shopping guide was a little embarrassed.
Ergou shook his head: "That's not right, I'm his intern boyfriend."
Shopping guide: "..."
What a fag? !Show what love!
Lu Yunfeng glared at Ergou, but didn't say anything.
After coming out of that shop, Ergou always felt that Lu Yunfeng was angry again.
He thought for a long time and didn't know what he had done, so he asked directly: "Lu Yunfeng, why are you angry again?"
Lu Yunfeng sneered: "I'm not angry."
"You're just angry! If I do something wrong, tell me, okay? I'm afraid if you don't say that... Lu Yunfeng, I really didn't want to make you angry on purpose."
"You..." Lu Yunfeng was so choked by him that he couldn't say a word, and couldn't get angry.In the end, he had no choice but to shake his hands dejectedly, and said, "It's okay, I won't be angry anymore, why the hell am I angry with you silly dog."
Ergou smiled happily: "I knew you were good to me."
After buying three more sets of clothes for Ergou, Lu Yunfeng thought it was enough, but before leaving, he went back to the store he had visited in the morning, and went next door to buy the dress that Ergou liked.
"Lu Yunfeng! Why did you buy three!" Ergou exclaimed.
"You don't want to wear it for me?"
"No... You must look better in my clothes. I like to wear the same clothes as you. There is another one that is so small. Whose is it?" Ergou curiously picked up the obviously small size clothes.
Lu Yunfeng snorted: "Ergou's."
Ergou lowered his head, unable to see the expression on his face clearly.
Lu Yunfeng had a panoramic view of his appearance, he could even feel the slight trembling of the opponent's body, shivering in the wind like a person who lost his direction, angry, dazed, wronged, and painful.
Just when Lu Yunfeng thought that the two of them would remain silent like this, Ergou suddenly raised his head, and he looked directly into Lu Yunfeng's eyes, which were red but extremely firm.
"I know!" Ergou fought back tears.
Lu Yunfeng didn't expect him to answer like this, he was taken aback, "You..."
Ergou seems to be holding his breath, eager to prove himself: "Lu Yunfeng, I really know... I like you, I just want to be with you, I just want to see you all the time, and I'm happy when you scold me , I am also happy when you lose your temper. In my eyes, you are the best person in the world. I will be angry when I see you talking to others, and I will also be angry when I hear others say that you are not good. You stay together, I want to have sex with you because I like you, I don't know if that's what you mean by liking, anyway, I just like you, I know, I like you, Lu Yunfeng..."
"I like you so I want to mate with you, not because I regard you as my spouse. I only like you, only you, just want to be with you, you just asked me to find someone else, I am so sad."
Er Gou doesn't know how to beat around the bush, he is just sad when he is sad, and the tears that he was holding back after saying this sentence can no longer be held back, and he wipes the tears that are pouring out of his eyes with the back of his hand, but his eyes are firmly fixed on Lu Yun wind.
Lu Yunfeng was stunned because of his direct confession. He didn't expect Ergou to say such a thing. He always thought that Ergou didn't understand anything, and thought that his dependence on him was just a pet's possessive desire. Trouble... so he thought so?
The emotion in the sentence "I only like you, only you, and just want to be with you" surprised him, this kind of emotion... Don't you like it?
But how?
"I..." He opened his mouth, only to realize that there was no suitable wording.
"Ergou, listen to me..."
"Call my name."
Lu Yunfeng was originally dumbfounded by his words, but at this moment he could care about addressing him, really... Then he suddenly thought of something, and after thinking of this, he couldn't laugh anymore.
Ergou and Wang Zilang are completely different from each other.
Ergou is a dog, and Wang Zilang is a person who can talk to him.
"Lu Yunfeng, I know you don't like me." Ergou took a step forward, his voice choked up, but he wasn't complaining.
Lu Yunfeng had no way to refute, he was silent as default.
"Do you like someone else?"
Lu Yunfeng looked into his red eyes, thought about it seriously, and then shook his head.
"Then... let me pursue you, can't you?"
"I don't want to be your dog anymore. Lu Yunfeng, I like you and want to be with you. I want you to kiss me like a lover, not like a husky... Lu Yunfeng, please, you Promise me." He took the last step and walked to Lu Yunfeng's side, grabbed Lu Yunfeng's arm hanging by his side with both hands and shook it, with a pleading look in his eyes.
Looking at such two dogs, Lu Yunfeng couldn't say no to him no matter what.
"Wang Zilang." After hesitating for a long time, he finally turned sideways and put his other hand on the other's shoulder.He maintained a half-bent posture, looking at the two dogs at the same level.
Fear, trepidation, and cautiousness, he saw a lot from the pair of black and blue eyes opposite him, which he had never cared about before.Ergou was afraid, afraid of saying the answer he didn't want.
In fact, Lu Yunfeng has always been thinking: you little stupid dog, you know what liking is, stop being funny.
But now he realized that he was wrong, and he was the one who didn't understand the most.
"Wang Zilang," he said, "I treat you so badly, do you still like me? Why are you so stupid."
Ergou felt that what Lu Yunfeng said was wrong, he was obviously very kind to him, and he could always feel it.He felt that his favorite Lu Yunfeng had been slandered, so he whispered stubbornly: "I just like you...you are the best."
"Is it okay if I lose my temper?"
"Ok!"
"Is it okay when I spank your ass?"
"...Hmm!" Er Gou's face turned red again because of this sentence.
"Then, even if I don't like you, is that okay?"
He looked at the person in front of him, but he didn't even realize that his eyes were tender like never before.Maybe he can't like Ergou as a lover, but there is no doubt that Ergou is the most important family member for him, and it has been since the moment he accepted Ergou as his dog.
Even though he has been not being gentle with Ergou all the time, he doesn't mind giving him all the tenderness.
He put both hands on Ergou's shoulders, looked straight into his eyes, and said softly: "Wang Zilang, even if I still only regard you as Ergou now, and don't like you like you like me, in this way, Is that okay too?"
Even if I still can't accept you in the end, will you still like me?
Without hesitation, Ergou nodded heavily.
"Even if you don't like me, I will always like you forever, only you."
Lu Yunfeng laughed: "Okay, then I promise you too, I will try my best to cooperate with your pursuit. Wang Zilang, if you still can't catch me, then I have nothing to do."
Ergou was provoked by Lu Yunfeng's words and cried again. He couldn't hold back and hugged him, buried his face in his chest, and hugged him tightly, for fear that the other person would push him away. Same.
Lu Yunfeng was helpless: "Don't rub your nose on it."
"Huh!" I don't have a runny nose!
"Okay, I was so fierce when I promised you to pursue me, I..." "Not so fierce anymore!" Ergou raised his face nervously.
Looking at his face covered with tears and hair, Lu Yunfeng felt pitiful, no different from a puppy.He rubbed his hands on the messy hair, and said: "Just kidding, as long as you don't cause trouble, I promise you can be more skinny in the future."
"I've never been in trouble before." Ergou denied it and refused to admit it.
"Okay, okay, the sofa and the cabinet are not broken by your teeth..." Lu Yunfeng responded, "Can you stop crying, you are so tall when you stand up, like a girl."
Ergou buried himself in his arms, his voice muffled: "Don't you like me being like a girl?"
"I don't like it. If you are always a mother, I will definitely not like you."
Although after thinking about it for a while, I couldn't figure out what "mother Xixi" meant, but Ergou also knew that what Lu Yunfeng meant was that he didn't like himself crying all the time.And when Lu Yunfeng said that he didn't like girls... his mood immediately improved a lot.Even as a dog, he also knows that human beings will like people of a different gender from his own. If Lu Yunfeng doesn't like boys, he will suffer again.
"Then I won't cry anymore. But it's great, so you're gay..." He happily said the words he just learned not long ago.
"...well, you're a gay dog too."
"That's not it." Ergou hugged him and shook his head, his face was a little shy, "I'm not gay, I only like you, I don't like other people, regardless of male or female."
He solemnly declared: "I am Lu Yunfeng's sexuality."
Lu Yunfeng was caught off guard by a dog.
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After that day, Ergou really "pursued" Lu Yunfeng as he said.Ever since Lu Yunfeng taught him to use the social software Penguin xx, the two of them have been having in-depth emotional exchanges all the time throughout the day.
Xue Huai's spirit is not very good, he looks like he hasn't slept for several nights.He glanced at Lu Yunfeng, who was playing with his mobile phone, and joked, "Brother Feng has a shiny face, could it be that he fell in love recently?"
Lu Yunfeng frowned, a little disgusted: "If you are uneducated, don't imitate other people's language. Is this a human word with a shiny face?"
Xue Huai was taken aback, and said, "Isn't it?"
"That's for you. Similarly, there are fat and strong, with a face full of flesh, and passed the quarantine."
Xue Huai: "..."
Lu Yunfeng replied to Ergou on the phone, and then put the phone on the coffee table beside him, looking at Xue Huai with a half-smile: "Tell me, I haven't seen you for a long time, why did you call me here today?"
Xue Huai took a sip from the wine glass in his hand, and he didn't look like he was fooling around just now. He looked a little lonely, so he projected his eyelashes under the light on his face. "My dad knows about Gu Xicheng and I."
"You and Gu Xicheng?" Lu Yunfeng raised his eyebrows, "Hey, what's the matter with you, why don't I know?"
Xue Huai smiled wryly when he heard this, and said, "Brother Feng, don't be so mean to me. I don't know why my brain got hot... I obviously liked girls back then."
Lu Yunfeng laughed: "That's right, the three of us are the only ones who like men, who would have thought that I didn't do anything in the end, and the two of you who like girls went together."
"Xue Huai," he said, "I really didn't expect Xi Cheng to fall in love with you."
Among the three of them, Lu Yunfeng was the biggest, but because Lu Yunfeng was not able to reach the month of birth, he studied late for a year, and was at the same level as the other two.Last year, Lu Yunfeng took the postgraduate entrance examination, Gu Xicheng also found a relatively stable job, only Xue Huai had nothing to do, and until now he was living at home.
He was not annoyed by Lu Yunfeng's words, he just laughed at himself: "Who isn't, I didn't even think of it."
"Do you remember the girl you had a blind date with last time?"
"Qiao Chu, what's the matter?"
Xue Huai said: "She broke up with me after dinner last time. Guess what she said to my mother when she went back? She said, 'Hey, Auntie, your son is really gay. I just met his boyfriend today. ', you know my mother, she usually likes to think about things, she has always felt that there is something wrong with Gu Xicheng and me, and she saw it before my mother saw it! It is probably her fault Talking to Qiao Chu, usually it’s okay, but the bad thing is that Qiao Chu sent the text message to my dad and saw it.”
Xue Huai had a cold face.
Lu Yunfeng thought this was embarrassing, he asked: "You didn't explain it? Uncle should know aunt quite well."
After all, for so many years like a day... out of tune.
Xue Huai chuckled, "When it was time to explain, I was pinned on the hotel bed by that bastard Gu Xicheng and fucked."
Lu Yunfeng: "..."
He made a token gesture of sympathy.
Then there were more torches and gasoline in his hands.
"At first, my dad didn't really believe it, but since Gu Xicheng and I ran into him in the hotel last time...he now says he's going to break my leg."
Lu Yunfeng was very surprised: "Can you go to a hotel by chance?"
This is also quite awesome.
"My dad was going to discuss business, and I happened to have weak legs and was dragged out by Gu Xicheng..." Mentioning this, Xue Huai seemed a little weak.
A large part of the Xue family's business is engaged in hotel chains. When he and Gu Xicheng had a fling, he only thought about not going to his own hotel, but he forgot that Xue's father would often go out to discuss business...
Lu Yunfeng thought to himself that this probability shows how lustful and thirsty you are, and you might even live in a hotel all day long.
"What did uncle say?"
"He said that I must have shamelessly seduced Gu Xicheng - damn, who is his own?! He didn't break that bastard's legs to beat his own son?" Xue Huai was indignant, "I have been a child since I was a child." I suspect that I have made a mistake with Gu Xicheng's family, and now that I think about it, it's not all just wishful thinking."
Lu Yunfeng patted him on the shoulder as a comfort.
"What's the matter with you and Gu Xicheng? I couldn't contact you a few days ago, so I thought you two were having trouble again."
Xue Huai's eyes dodged for a moment: "Who is going to make trouble with him?"
"What about others?"
Xue Huai remained silent.
After a while, he said: "He went abroad, and the company sent him on a business trip."
That's why you dare to come to me now?Lu Yunfeng sighed, picked up the wine in front of him and took a sip.
"What do you think of Xi Cheng?"
Xue Huai groaned twice.
The voice was like a mosquito humming: "That's right, admit it."
"I heard that some people were looking for death and life to make trouble a while ago."
Xue Huai looked serious: "You heard wrong."
Lu Yunfeng didn't expose him, and said again: "How is Xicheng treating you? I think you are not in good spirits." He frowned, but still said, "You should also remind him to be careful."
Even a dog can't be so tireless.
Inexplicably, he thought of Ergou's small body...cough.
No matter how shameless Xue Huai was, he felt a little ashamed when he encountered such a topic at this time. He stammered: "No, no... I have been busy looking for a job these two days, so I didn't sleep well."
"Why do you think that you are looking for a job, and your father wants to cut off ties with you?"
"It's not... If I really get together with Gu Xicheng in the future, I can't rely on him alone." He rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment.
Lu Yunfeng was stuffed with dog food again for no reason.
Xue Huai said with a smirk: "Brother Feng, it's rare for us brothers to get together. Would you like to teach me some experience?"
"What experience? Coming out of the closet?"
Xue Huai nodded.
Lu Yunfeng smiled lightly: "I haven't been back for several years, you still use me to teach?"
Xue Huai: "..." Damn, he's mentally retarded!
"Brother Feng, listen to me, I didn't mean that..."
"It's okay." Lu Yunfeng waved his hand indifferently, "I know you don't mean that. Besides, after so many years, do you think I'm relieved?"
Xue Huai still felt sorry, he just wanted to call Lu Yunfeng out today, the two of them would have a drink and get together, and complain a little bit, but who knew that the door he was talking about would be gone before the drinks were finished. handle.
"Shall we go to sing tonight? I'll book a private room now." He went to get his cell phone after speaking.
"No," Lu Yunfeng pressed his hand, "Recently, there are too many documents, and Ergou has no one to take care of him at home, so I still have to go back early."
He drank the wine glass in his hand and said, "I'll go back after two more drinks."
When Ergou was mentioned, Xue Huai's eyes flickered.
Seeing him like that, Lu Yunfeng smiled and said: "What's the matter, you haven't seen him for a long time, come back with me today?"
Xue Huai was flattered: "Yes, is it possible!"
Lu Yunfeng smiled: "You are not allowed to touch him."
"……it is good."
As soon as Xue Huai heard that he could go to see the dog, Xue Huai immediately lost interest in staying in the bar. The two hurriedly put down their glasses and went out to pay the bill, and took a taxi to Lu Yunfeng's house.
When the car drove halfway, Lu Yunfeng sent Ergou a message to go back, reminding him that Xue Huai would go back together later.
"Brother Feng, who are you messaging with?" Xue Huai approached curiously.
Lu Yunfeng pushed his head away: "It's none of your business, stay away from me."
When they arrived at the door of Lu Yunfeng's house, Xue Huai held his chest: "Brother Feng, I'm a little nervous."
Lu Yunfeng who was opening the door didn't even look at him, and said: "You are so nervous, that is my dog."
"You said what if it bites me when I go in later?" He asked.
"Don't worry," Lu Yunfeng smiled kindly and opened the door, "I will definitely remember to call you for emergency services."
The door was pushed open, and the six eyes looked at each other in twos.
Er Gou stared blankly at the two people at the door, subconsciously put the apple in his hand into his mouth and took a bite.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Xue Huai stepped in before Lu Yunfeng closed the door, and he leaned in front of Ergou and stretched out his hand stupidly: "Hello, I'm Xue Huai, Lu Yunfeng's friend!"
Then he winked at Lu Yunfeng again: "Hey, I remember your roommate doesn't look like this! What's the matter, this one is... huh?"
This must be very predictable!
Lu Yunfeng ignored him, he came over and frowned slightly after seeing that Ergou was still wearing nothing but a pair of underwear under a big shirt as usual.He watched Ergou put the apple core into Xue Huai's outstretched hand with a disgusted expression, and said without expressing any opinion, "You go into the room first."
Er Gou immediately said "Oh", glared at Xue Huai several times and quickly turned back into the room.
Facing the gossiping Fa Xiao, Lu Yunfeng snorted twice.
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When Lu Yunfeng entered the room to call Ergou, Xue Huai had already left.
Ergou stared at the closed door, hesitantly: "Did you just... beat him?"
"No." Lu Yunfeng denied.
"Ah..." Then why did I hear him scream a few times?Did you hear me wrong?
Seeing his doubts, Lu Yunfeng explained: "I just kicked him a few times, I didn't beat him."
Ergou nodded in understanding.
Only then did Lu Yunfeng start to get into the point. He carried Ergou and asked him to stand in front of him, like a teacher scolding an elementary school student who made a mistake: "I told you that Xue Huai would come, why didn't he change back?"
He grabbed Ergou's ear: "Are you disobedient again, huh?"
Since that day, Ergou has become less and less willing to change back to his original body. As long as there are no outsiders present, he will get along with him with a human body. Lu Yunfeng has never had any objections. Xue Huai was seen... Thinking of this, his subordinates couldn't help putting in a little more effort.
Ergou felt a little painful from being pulled by his ears, Lu Yunfeng's strength was directed upwards, so he tried his best to stand on tiptoes, so as not to hurt himself so much.
"I didn't see..." he said pitifully.
"Didn't see anything?" Lu Yunfeng grabbed his ear and raised it up again, asking intentionally.In fact, he already knew what Ergou meant, and he probably didn't see the message, but he couldn't help bullying him even more when he saw this.
Er Gou tried to stand on tiptoe: "I, I didn't see the hand... ah!"
When Er Gou stood on tiptoe, his body was supported by his toes, but now he lost his center of gravity and fell forward, Lu Yunfeng grabbed his waist and patted his butt: "It's so noisy! "
Er Gou blushed like blood, and defended himself in a low voice: "I didn't make a fuss."
He thought to himself that Lu Yunfeng would also spank his ass after he became a human, and now he is hugging me, hehehehe...
However, Lu Yunfeng didn't hold him for long, and let go of him after he was able to stand still.
"Did you twist your foot?"
Ergou tried to move, then shook his head.
"That's good." He took out his phone from the back pocket of the trousers that Ergou had put on, unlocked it, and clicked on Penguin xx to charge Ergou's newly registered account as a xx member with an annual fee, and then tapped a few more times , set a special notification tone for your account.
"In the future, when you hear this voice, you will know it's me, you know?" Lu Yunfeng said very domineeringly.
Ergou looked at him with admiration in his eyes.
There are only two people in his account, one is Lu Yunfeng, and the other is his second brother Luo Li.Luo Li once told him that in the world of Penguin xx, there is a kind of person who is the noble of this world, the king of this world, and that is - xx members!And the annual fee xx member is the most peak existence in this world.
The second brother's admiration for Lu Yunfeng is almost overflowing!
Lu Yunfeng: "..." What kind of eyes do you have?
"Lu Yunfeng, you are so amazing!" Ergou couldn't help admiring.
"...Hmm." He was at a loss. So in Ergou's eyes, is it amazing to be able to set a special notification sound?
Tsk, so easy to satisfy.
Tsk, no wonder I ticked it and ran away.
Tsk, little stupid dog.
He went to the bathroom and took a quick shower. Although the words Xue Huai said after the bar just now caused some discomfort in his heart, it also reminded him that in two days... he must go back .
That man's 50th birthday, if he doesn't go back, it will be a bit unjustifiable.
"Ergou, I'm going home in a few days, do you want to go with me?" When he came out of the shower, Ergou was sitting on the sofa watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.
He scolded Big Big Wolf angrily, and then asked: "Isn't this your home?"
"Well, this is my home, our home." He sat down next to Ergou, "but I still have a home, my father is there, and his birthday is coming soon, can you understand?"
Ergou nodded, thinking that this is the same as him, he still has a home in Lone Wolf Star, where his father, queen mother and brothers are there.
He took the pear he had cut from the side and handed it to Lu Yunfeng courteously, saying: "You eat this!"
"Didn't I tell you not to use the knife, don't you remember when you cut your hand last time?" Having said that, Lu Yunfeng still took the fruit plate from Ergou's hand.This is a small move that the other party said they wanted to pursue him, and he also promised to try his best to cooperate with him.
Ergou sat beside him: "I'm very careful this time."
Lu Yunfeng glanced at him, the way he looked up and praised made him laugh, so he said: "Well, that's amazing."
Ergou immediately smiled like a little sun.
"When are we going back to your house?" Ergou asked.
Lu Yunfeng thought about it while eating the pear, and said, "In three more days."
Er Gou suddenly became a little nervous: "This, so fast... Then, are you going to take people or dogs?"
He looked at Lu Yunfeng with wide eyes and swallowed.
Lu Yunfeng smiled, stuffed a pear into his mouth, and asked, "What do you want?"
Ergou said: "I'm embarrassed to say."
Lu Yunfeng was surprised: "Are you still embarrassed? It's okay, just tell me, I won't laugh at you."
Er Gou pursed his lips and said, "I hope you take someone with you, and I'll take you on my arm..."
"That's fine." Lu Yunfeng temporarily put the bowl aside, "There is no class tomorrow, I'll take you to the street to buy some clothes, and I'll take you back home."
Ergou felt that he was so happy that he was about to pass out.
He almost didn't sleep all night, and the next morning Lu Yunfeng just came over to call him, and he woke up by himself.
"It's still early." Lu Yunfeng was very helpless, "We will go to the street in the afternoon."
Ergou had already run into the bathroom to wash up, and he even thoughtfully squeezed toothpaste for Lu Yunfeng.These were all taught to him by Lu Yunfeng after he became a human. He never did this when he was in Lone Wolf Star.
"Then no one would dare to kiss you." Lu Yunfeng laughed.
No, my mouth is delicious, if you don't believe me, you can try it... Ergou thought secretly in his heart.
After washing up, I still have to leave the breakfast to Lu Yunfeng. At this time, Ergou stepped aside and looked at Lu Yunfeng's back with a happy expression on his face.
That's great, if this goes on like this, maybe we can really catch up with Lu Yunfeng.
Up until now, Ergou hadn't eaten the "pickles" that made him miss the last time. He saw that Lu Yunfeng was in a good mood this morning, so he cautiously made this request again...
Lu Yunfeng was so angry that he lost his temper, and raised his forehead: "Why do you always miss this pickle!"
Ergou laughed twice.
Lu Yunfeng angrily put a chopstick of pickled vegetables into his bowl: "Eat, eat, let me see if you like it!"
Seeing his long-standing wish come true, Ergou was overjoyed!He happily took the pickles out of the bowl, and slowly put them into his mouth... for a moment, neither swallowed nor spit out.
Why are pickles so salty qaq
Lu Yunfeng looked at his brilliant face and laughed out loud.
After breakfast, the two simply tidied up the house. Ergou can now do some simple housework. He went back to the room and folded the quilts they both slept in. He felt a sense of accomplishment.
After folding the quilt, he secretly pulled the floor he was sleeping on to Lu Yunfeng's bed. Lu Yunfeng, who was standing outside the door, had a panoramic view of all this, but did not speak.
Originally, Lu Yunfeng's plan was that the two of them would go out to buy clothes in the afternoon, but Er Gou was too excited to stand up, although he didn't say it clearly, but the behavior of asking the time after a while... Lu Yunfeng ended up at ten o'clock Take him out.
Since he came to the earth, Ergou actually rarely went out. The place he usually goes to is the square near the community. The farthest place is probably the last time he had a fever and went to the pet hospital... He feels very much about everything on the street. novel.
"Lu Yunfeng, what is that?"
Following his line of sight, Lu Yunfeng saw a string of hydrogen balloons, the corners of his mouth twitched, and imagined the scene of two big men walking down the street with a flower balloon... No matter how I think about it, I get drunk.
He whispered: "Shh, don't talk."
Ergou was taken aback by him: "What, what's wrong?!"
"Have you seen that Big Big Wolf tied up with a rope? It's Pleasant Goat's conspiracy. It's actually Big Big Wolf's soul. Out of curiosity, he took a look at the string of balls, but Pleasant Goat turned him into this. You If you go, you will be turned into a husky balloon."
"But..." Ergou hesitated, "Pleasant Goat is a good person!"
"I said he is a bad guy and he is a bad guy." Lu Yunfeng didn't change his face.
"Okay, I won't watch it!" Ergou thought to himself, as long as Lu Yunfeng said it, it must be right.He said that Pleasant Goat is a bad person, so he must be a bad person.
A chubby little boy next to him was led by his mother and rolled his eyes when he heard this conversation.
"Mom, there are two retarded people over there."
"Don't talk nonsense, it will be terrible when you hear that they are coming to beat you."
Lu Yunfeng: "..."
Ergou: "Huh (⊙w⊙)?" Who are they talking about?
After that, Lu Yunfeng took Ergou straight to the shopping mall, never daring to stay on the street again.Ergou is good-looking and has a good figure, so buying clothes is not a troublesome thing, but Lu Yunfeng's eyes are really picky, and he managed to change seven or eight sets of clothes in one store before he barely picked one. suit fit.
"That Ultraman just now...beautiful." Ergou was still thinking about the clothes lined up in the window of a store that sold parent-child clothes they just passed. In his opinion, it was much more beautiful than the little dress Lu Yunfeng picked. But he didn't dare to say that Lu Yunfeng was not good-looking.
Lu Yunfeng pretended not to hear what he said. Although the two of them had just bought a set of clothes after shopping for so long, their stomachs were already empty. He took Ergou to the cafeteria on the top floor of the shopping mall for a quick lunch. Ergou ate cakes the whole time , very happy.
"I have to eat less sweets in the future." Lu Yunfeng looked at the cream on his lips with distaste, "Be careful of diabetes."
Ergou burped in satisfaction.
In the morning, I already bought the formal clothes for the banquet two days later. In the afternoon, I just need to buy some daily clothes. After all, it takes longer and longer for Ergou to become a human, so he can’t just walk around wearing his own big shirt all day long. , if the situation like Xue Huai's came again yesterday...
This time Lu Yunfeng is not so picky, Ergou is not picky about clothes, he looks good and has fair skin, he looks good in anything.The shopping guides in those stores were about to exaggerate Ergou, and they all said to Lu Yunfeng that you and your brother are really alike, they are both first-class and handsome.
Just as Lu Yunfeng frowned and was about to say something, he heard Ergou who had just come out of the locker room say seriously: "I'm not his younger brother."
"Uh, so I guess they are friends?" The shopping guide was a little embarrassed.
Ergou shook his head: "That's not right, I'm his intern boyfriend."
Shopping guide: "..."
What a fag? !Show what love!
Lu Yunfeng glared at Ergou, but didn't say anything.
After coming out of that shop, Ergou always felt that Lu Yunfeng was angry again.
He thought for a long time and didn't know what he had done, so he asked directly: "Lu Yunfeng, why are you angry again?"
Lu Yunfeng sneered: "I'm not angry."
"You're just angry! If I do something wrong, tell me, okay? I'm afraid if you don't say that... Lu Yunfeng, I really didn't want to make you angry on purpose."
"You..." Lu Yunfeng was so choked by him that he couldn't say a word, and couldn't get angry.In the end, he had no choice but to shake his hands dejectedly, and said, "It's okay, I won't be angry anymore, why the hell am I angry with you silly dog."
Ergou smiled happily: "I knew you were good to me."
After buying three more sets of clothes for Ergou, Lu Yunfeng thought it was enough, but before leaving, he went back to the store he had visited in the morning, and went next door to buy the dress that Ergou liked.
"Lu Yunfeng! Why did you buy three!" Ergou exclaimed.
"You don't want to wear it for me?"
"No... You must look better in my clothes. I like to wear the same clothes as you. There is another one that is so small. Whose is it?" Ergou curiously picked up the obviously small size clothes.
Lu Yunfeng snorted: "Ergou's."
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