Memoirs of the Regent

I don't know much about paranoia. Could it be possible to change people's hobbies?For example, the Batman hanging upside down above the living room, such as this desolate deserted city that looks like a ghost, because Donghua University is located in the University City, surrounded by hundreds of universities and more scientific research institutions, of course the school district housing is also indispensable, But his house is not among them, but in the suburbs 10 minutes away by car, but it is unbelievable that there are such things as suburbs in today's highly modernized world.

What came into view was ruins, just like the uninhabited city in the Central District reported on TV before. Faded billboards lay in the middle of the road, buildings tilted, glass was blown to pieces, asphalt roads were also cracked, and many roads were overturned. Come over, the carbonized car after the explosion was covered by lush plants. How could this happen to me when I planted a lot of flowers?Even if it happens, it will be cleaned up the next morning, making people think that it was just a visual problem yesterday.

Just when the king was confused, King Ning began to explain, "Five years ago, a spaceship carrying aliens invaded the earth..."

wait! ! ! ! !

Is this turning into a sci-fi blockbuster?Have you thought about your readers' brains?But King Ning couldn't hear the king's psychological activities, and continued to say vicissitudes: "It was October, just after the small long holiday, and the sky was fine. In the blink of an eye, the sky turned cloudy. I only saw it in science fiction movies." It hovered over the city, and mercilessly suppressed it..."

"People ran into the streets in fear and drove away from the city because there were so many traffic accidents and many of these cars were damaged by traffic accidents."

Don't blame the aliens at all, right?etc! !Does this scene look familiar?I didn't go in when I went to Prince Ning's Mansion to make trouble, and the people in Prince Ning's Mansion had a stampede incident...

"The strength of aliens far exceeds ours, and they want to rule the earth—"

"Cirita?"

"Huh? What?"

"No, just talk about it casually." (≡.≡)

so close.

"All countries in the world have dispatched the most advanced forces, but none of them can stop their attack. At the moment when human beings are facing the crisis of extinction, a hero appears."

Underpants outside?

Fanatical emotions flashed in Yun Ning's eyes, as intense as a volcano erupting. The king looked at him with a dazed expression and grabbed his hand. He was so excited that he couldn't describe it, and said quickly: "That The person is you! The hero who saved the world! Although I don’t know how you did it, even though you covered your face, I know that person is you! Ah Cen, brother will help you keep the secret!”

It's him, it's him, it's him, our hero Xiao Su Wang!

King Ning is this king's fanboy? ?

Is it the script of "Doraemon Su Wang" that Ben Wang took?Will I have to go to the Jurassic era to save dinosaurs in the future?There will be hundreds of theatrical versions and another 2500 episodes. Saving the world is nothing to this king. According to the script of Doraemon King Su, this king must at least go through [Su Wang’s Dinosaur], [Su Wang’s Universe Expansion] History], [King Su in the Demon Realm], [King Su's Ghost Rock City under the Sea], [King Su's Great Adventure in the Demon World] [King Su's Little Cosmic War], [King Su and the Dragon Knight], [King Su's Parallel Journey to the West x Four Great Masterpieces], [The Birth of King Su's Planting Flowers], [King Su's Creation·World Diary], [The Legend of King Su's Sun King], [King Su and the Flower Planting Captain], [King Su's Mermaid Sea Battle], [Nine Lord's Galaxy Super Express], "Nine Lords and Prince Vegeta", "Ninth Lords and God of Destruction", "Nine Lords and the King of Destruction" and other series of theatrical versions can become the regents of the twelve universes.

Becoming the ancient regent in the dream before was just the starting point of the long march.

In this way, I, King Dasu, can fight another 1000 million words, so that I can go to the Hall of Eternal Life!

Then take the 'Galaxy' Regent as the first target!

King Ning holographically projected the scene at that time, a man wearing a black windbreaker who was so cool and handsome... This person is my king at all!It's just wearing a blindfold!Could it be that our big-eyed big flowers are the same as the metropolitan people who can't tell the earth people from the Kryptonians when they take off their glasses?

To be honest, this king is very curious about how he saved the world.

In the video data, countless people's wailing, fear, and the shadow of death pervade the entire city, which are more clearly visible than any special effects in movies. Wang Xu suddenly appeared on the top of the Capitol, and the black windbreaker was buzzing. I don't know why everyone's eyes suddenly focused on the king. In fact, according to Newton's law, the people on the ground look at the king. It's like looking at a black spot. In short, how they saw this king is still a mystery.

As for the suspicion of plagiarism in calling aliens Kiritas, let’s just call them aliens for now...

The group of aliens also noticed me. The tens of thousands of super electromagnetic guns and the barrels of the destructive dead light were all aimed at me. I really admired me at that time for being brave in the face of danger. Immediately afterwards, I started a battle with the aliens. In a life-and-death duel between you and me, the Alien Cup was finally driven out of the earth.

When King Ning turned off his portable watch and computer, the king's soul was still unsheathed.

This king can no longer tell which world is a delusion, and which world gives people a sense of unreality of "this is so sick"?

The author is crazy?Probably.

King Ning returned to his original state, but the enthusiasm in his eyes still made me feel terrible, as if it would burst out in the next second, melting me into water.

After traveling thousands of meters in the ruined city, we finally came to a villa next to a quiet lake. The king was thinking about King Ning's words along the way: "Since the aliens invaded and the city within the city became a ghost, the Flower Planting Government This place is assigned to the hero who saves the world, which is you."

So this king has the property of a city as soon as he wakes up?Although it is a ruin, it is also a huge property!

As expected, the people who grow flowers are completely different from those American people who resist and abuse hostile superheroes, and their souls have been sublimated!

Looking at the dilapidated plants and trees here, a desire to protect arises spontaneously...

It's all the king's property.

King Ning pointed to an unpretentious house and said, "This is it."

Ben Wang dug out the key from under a pile of dog shit at the door without thinking too much. Turning around, King Ning was staring at the dog shit in Ben Wang's hand. Ben Wang passed his hand forward, "High imitation."

Yun Ning (indifferent face): "Oh."

When the door was opened, a thick layer of dust came off. It seemed that no one had been here for a long time. The curtains were tightly drawn, and there was no sunlight to be seen. I held my nose and saw a black shadow rushing towards me. come over.

Shaggy, a dog?

Isn't this Erha raised by the king's son?

King Ning: "Yo? Is this little thing still there? You've been sleeping for three years and it's still waiting for you at home. It's really loyal."

No, now is not the time to discuss whether a dog is loyal or not. Brother, have you ever thought about how a dog lived for three years in an absolutely closed room?Could it be the cat in the pyramid?

Ben Wang picked up the dog's front paw, and clearly saw a trace of viciousness in its eyes.

[Zhao's dog is coming to eat me...]

[It can eat others, but it may not be able to eat me! ]

King Ning: "I still have a job, so I won't be with you."

King Ning left, leaving me alone in the ruined city with a dog from the Zhao family...

In fact, you just don't want to stay and clean up!

"Yunchen, you're finally back, cough."

Such a sweet subwoofer.

Who?

The king and a dog met each other's eyes.

Paralyzed don't tell me it's this dog talking, what about insulting the subwoofer?

"it's me."

"I guess you don't remember."

"You were a fool when we met in Egypt 1000 years ago."

"Today, we meet again."

"The moment to complete the mission is coming."

"You're with me... what are you doing?"

The dog looked at Ben Wang.

Ben Wang squatted down and grabbed its front paws, pinching the pads.

"Squeeze meat balls."

"How does it feel?"

"It feels the best among all the dogs I've ever pinched."

"You actually squeezed another dog's meat pad behind my back!" Murderous aura overflowed.

"what's your name?"

"Don't change the subject!"

"Xiao Shen."

(⊙-⊙)?

"...Your Majesty Lie."

"what?"

"Nothing, what is your mission?"

"It's the Sun King, he is going to rise from the kingdom of the dead to rule the earth."

The earth is really beautiful, and all men want to conquer it.

"1000 years ago, it was the Sun King that we jointly sealed."

"How did you seal it?"

"You seal it, I will cheer for you."

"What do you want."

"Personal attacks!"

"Pinch the fleshy balls of the hind legs."

"Dogs have dignity too."

"Same as a man's head and a woman's waist?"

"Yes, a man's head, a woman's waist, and a dog's hind legs."

"How did I seal the Sun King?"

"That's an epic story." The dog coughed dryly, "You bathed in the spring of the forest, wrapped your body in soft cotton cloth, then wrapped it in a blanket, and let the slaves carry it to the temple of the Sun King. You come out from the corner of the blanket, like Narcissus in Greek mythology... At that time, the Sun King was fighting with the Moon God, and you opened the city gate to attract the Luna Army, and the Sun King was hacked to death. In parity, 'If every queen can be steadfast, there won't be so many wars', you are the number one witch in the history of mankind. "

The king grabbed the Lieguo dog by its hind legs and threw it out of the door as it struggled.

One day you will close the door, put the key under the vase, throw the dog out the door and have a quick cleanup.

As for the dog's shrill barking and door scratching, just pretend you didn't hear it.

Ben Wang took the vacuum cleaner and turned on the generator, let's become a little housework expert!

The author has something to say: Someone asked me what the main line is?

Me: Become the all-knowing and all-powerful regent.

That is God at all!

In fact, this article is serious nonsense.

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this article

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a tragedy

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