Memoirs of the Regent

Ben Wang needs a bottle of Wanglaoji Jianlibao mixed with Laobaigan to calm down.

Now let's analyze the composition of the Gugui faction, let's start with the name, come on, follow me and read it backwards - ghost - solitary - valley - everyone must have understood this.

It's that ghost valley.

Alright, the introduction of the Lone Ghost Pie is over.

As we all know, the Lonely Ghost Sect is a place that specializes in producing ghosts. According to the current characters, there are three heavenly wizards, the king, the national teacher, and the holy monk, and the younger sister is a pet. The king is not very clear about the teacher because he left the sect earlier. From the aesthetics of pets, it can be seen that this king is a disciple of the Lonely Ghost Sect who is not conventional.

The holy monk is called Brother Ben Wang, so the arrangement should be like this: National Teacher > Ben Wang > Holy Monk.

Very good, this king likes Nianxia.

But the king doesn't really believe that the national teacher is telling the truth, because he may also be defrauding the king, so the king decides to pretend to be a narcissus.

As for why it is not garlic, it is because garlic is too ugly.

"My lord can't understand what you're saying."

Oops, this line is too clichéd, and it will affect the level of this king's pretense. This king should say something like 'I have forgotten my past since I inherited the title of King Su' or something like that.

But the holy monk didn't find it funny at all.

He seemed to be really angry, bad, his eyes were red with anger.Then two sharp fangs appeared from the corners of his mouth, deeply embedded in the king's slender neck...

A poignant and beautiful "Death of the Swan" is slowly kicking off.

The blood-dripping lips of the holy monk were printed on the king's lips, and he said: "Dizzy, you are paralyzed—"

No no no no no no!The king rejected this brain supplement. It should be that the rose-like lips of the holy monk were printed on the king's lips, and his beautiful face was full of sadness. He said: "Did you eat green onions at noon? Gaha stuff is suffocating to death." Bro."

no no no! ! ! ! ! ! !

This is the last time, it must be like this. The holy monk held me in his arms like a fragile treasure, his handsome face was reflected in his eyes, he kissed my eyes lightly, and said: "………………"etc! ! !

He said: "If you love someone but can't be with him, then you can't kiss his lips, but kiss his eyes. Gently, this kind of kiss is called a butterfly kiss."

now it's right.

The king raised his head, shyly, the immaculate face of the holy monk was approaching, should the king close his eyes?

The holy monk punched me in the stomach

He beat up the king

The king's nose was bruised and his face was swollen by the holy monk

Monk's hand strength verymuch big

The king vomited

I'm sorry, but the reason why the above incident is so dry and tasteless is because when the king was beaten, he really couldn't bring it up to be funny.

The king was out of breath and was stepped on by the holy monk

The holy monk did not wear shoes because of the plot arrangement

This king couldn't hold back the prehistoric power and licked the holy monk's ankle

And showing an expression of carelessness

The holy monk retracted his feet like an electric shock

A touch of rouge appears on the face

The penultimate incident is purely my king's delusion

The real situation is that the holy monk crushed the king's face hard

[Please consciously bring into the plot of the prison, prison, school, and garden]

It's a pity that the holy monk doesn't use a whip, what a pity.

After finishing his work, the holy monk sat on the king's waist and wiped his sweat.

Although this king is very happy, he still has to put on an expression that the holy monk is killing his father and enemy.

After the holy monk finished breathing, he began to recall, which is the same as slowly smoking a cigarette after that.

Then the holy monk began to recall the past, because the original owner was sent to Su Wang's mansion at a very young age, so the king was particularly impressed by the holy monk's clear memory of the five-year-old.

And the holy monk couldn't forget this king when he was five years old.

Now there must be an echo, this king wants to hurt him.

is in love.

The holy monk's feelings for this king can be described as follows: this king is his wife, the fire of his desire, his sin, and his soul.

"Don't you remember when you were a child, you put dead mice in my bed, cockroaches in my bowl, and caterpillars and spiders in my books?"

Ben Wang: "..."

You choose the kind of thing to be an undercover agent, how can you be a lone ghost?

I didn't expect you to be such a lone ghost.

The body is so happy to tell the king about his youthful pain, I am sorry that the king can't feel any innocent childhood memories.

The holy monk was talking about the past with the king, but the king and the bamboo horse in his mouth were not the same person, but the holy monk thought we were one person, let alone the holy monk did not recognize that the king was not him The king in memory.

So the holy monk didn't love the original owner that much.

He just loves those good memories.

You don't need to guess the king to know that in the 20 years of his life, the holy monk must have been indoctrinated like Murong Fu every day, "You want to restore the country!" ''If you don't return to the country, what's the use of you! ''If you want to restore your country in life, why should you be afraid of death! '

The king suddenly feels sorry for the holy monk.

Why impose the grievances of the previous generation on the next generation?

The holy monk: "My father also decided to make a marriage contract for you and me..."

Ben Wang:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The historical regret of the previous generation must be completed by the next generation!Otherwise, how will human beings develop civilization and how will they continue? Do you think a monkey with one leg, Lucy, can handle everything?That monkey is most likely surnamed D!

Ben Wang: "Although I don't remember this matter, the elder's order must not be disobeyed."

The holy monk: "I have already killed my father."

Ben Wang: Holy Monk, you seem to have said something terrible in a serious manner.

The holy monk suddenly pulled out his sword, where did it come from? ?

Looking up to the sky and shouting loudly: "I would rather let the people of the world bear me than allow the people of the world to blame me. He is already crazy. It is better for me to kill him than to let others kill him! Only one of us can survive!"

I don't know what people who are committed to rebellion are thinking.

The king just wanted to comfort the holy monk with a few words, but unexpectedly, the holy monk made a big turn, and the sword lay across the king's neck, "Say, the way to get out."

Ben Wang: "Are you really going to kill me?"

There was a hint of wavering in the eyes of the holy monk, and finally he said firmly: "I must leave here."

The king gave a miserable smile and shook his head: "There is no exit, unless someone finds you and me, the guards of Su Wang's mansion... How did you transfer them away?"

"Put some makeup on."

Yes, I will make you scrambled eggs, scrambled duck eggs, scrambled goose eggs, scrambled quail eggs, scrambled pigeon eggs, scrambled peacock eggs.

The holy monk suddenly used his whole body's true energy, slashed at the wall like crazy, and finally died of exhausted vomiting blood.

"Do not!!!"

The king crawled over like a dead wife, and held the hand of the holy monk after going through a lot of hardships, "Mingjing, Mingjing..."

The holy monk held the king's hand: "Don't be born in the emperor's family."

A generation of confidante dies.

Since then, the king's hair has turned gray overnight.

Yushu said worriedly: "My lord, my condolences."

Tai Sunyi, the counselor, shook his head and said, "Love is too deep to last."

From above [the holy monk weakly supported the wall and coughed, his shoulders trembling like weak willows supporting the wind. ] At the beginning, Duben Wang based on facts and reasonable imagination, thank you.

Then, starting from the fact that the holy monk was fine, continue to use the spring and autumn style of writing to narrate history.

This king tells you that this is a true story.

The only thing that remains the same is that the holy monk is still murderous.

The king tried his best to disguise himself as a stubborn stone standing for thousands of years, the holy monk said: "Su Wang's mansion really has countless organs, it's the little monk who missed it."

This is the normal painting style of the holy monk.

At this moment, there are only the king and the holy monk. If the holy monk wants to do something to the king, the king can't resist at all.As the old saying goes, if you can't resist, you can only enjoy it.

For example, kill the king.

This king will definitely resist!

"My lord knows the mechanism to get out."

The king nodded.

The holy monk said in surprise: "My lord actually admitted this matter so frankly, the lord's heart really breaks my heart."

This king only wants you to bend.

"I don't know what is the purpose of the prince's late-night visit?"

If the holy monk answers "you", is this king going to resist?

The holy monk was very ignorant of the situation and said, "I don't know how Min'er is."

You ask him?How does this king remember.

I really don't remember, so I turned to "Su Wang Da Biography: Volume [-]" to find it. Min'er is the apprentice of the holy monk, a little red guy.

"It's in the palace, why, didn't the holy monk find it?"

Of course the holy monk was not found. If he were found, he would not be here!

The holy monk: "How is Min'er?"

"It's fine."

The holy monk showed a reassuring smile, "In this case, I am relieved."

Hey Hey hey!Holy monk, why do you act like you are confessing your last words!Why are you going to pass away?It is said that passing away as a virgin will not lead to Buddhahood!Would you like me to help you become a Buddha for a while——

At this time, the trap was suddenly opened, gold and Laifu were surrounded by black heads, no, this king has intensive phobia!

They put down a soil basket that was written as a means of transport, and several hidden guards yelled slogans while pulling it back, "Ho Ho He He He, a bowl of wine, Ho He Ho, pull it up quickly, Ho He Ho—— Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey - "

Ben Wang was born unloved and was pulled up while sitting on a dirt basket.

Taisun Yi ran over in a hurry, plopped and knelt down, the king said: "It's not your fault, it's my carelessness."

Tai Sunyi: "This subordinate is not talking about this."

The king asked suspiciously, "What is that?"

Taisun Yi threw the ground and said loudly: "The Marquis Lie came back from the northwest. When he passed by Zhangye, the secret guard sent a message saying that Xiao Shen had woken up. We sent someone to tease him, but he was caught in the tongue, and there is evidence that we sent someone to do it He also wants to send someone to pick our ladle, saying that we didn't show our tricks, and sent someone to buy a foreigner's little black donkey, which will have already stepped on the plate around the palace, and there are also notes from the six doors. , a few of our brothers have died, the one who came in just now is obviously an old Kuan, the brothers thought about catching a turtle in the urn, so they opened the empty door for him, and those eagle-clawed grandchildren didn't really want to tie the knot, fearing that he would get a kick, they cleared ten A few, the remaining ones have a way to make his monkey cubs appear."

So you heard that Marquis Lie Guo woke up and was going to kill him for a while, but he didn't think that he was caught instead, and then he came to you to kill the master, and the holy monk took the opportunity to run in. So that's how he came in. It's not brilliant at all, so disappointing.

So why do you want to engage in Xiao Shen on your own initiative.What happened to Marquis Lie Guo?

The king looked into Taisun Yi's pure and innocent eyes.

They always thought that it was the king's fault that Marquis Lie's poisoned arrow fell off his horse, and they were just trying to deal with the aftermath of the king.

The king forgave him.

Taisun Yi is really good-looking, especially when he is so engrossed in looking at me.

How can I, who is so unpretentious and upright when I accidentally fell asleep with my subordinates around me, do it?

The king waved his hand, "Okay, you all go down."

At this time, the holy monk had been tied up by Wuhuada, and the hidden guard who went down to check under the trap came up and said that there was nothing wrong with the wall.

Was it just the king's hallucination?

Could it be that my king's brain has already started to affect my eyesight?

The king threw all his subordinates out of the room, and now only the king and the holy monk who was tied up were left in the room.

Oh, what should the king do?

By the way, you should take off your pants first.

And because of the routine problem, someone must come to disturb at this time. Laifu kicked open the door of the king's room, and the door of the top lobular red sandalwood was kicked to pieces. Laifu usually struggles to carry a girl. Now this is to get through Ren Du Second pulse?Laifu yelled sadly: "The Marquis Lie came to the door!!! He threatened to go crazy!! Cut the prince's penis!!!!"

(⊙///⊙)?

Marquis Lie Guo used such vicious tricks to get along with each other, I didn't see it!

Now that Marquis Lie has come to kill him, I can't sit still. Although the first assassination was an accident, I didn't do it, but the second time was done by my people. As the boss, it is reasonable to take the blame for his subordinates. Take it for granted (crying) Of course.

The king wiped away his sad tears and told Laifu, "Take care of this spy."

The royal sect, the elite soldiers of Marquis Lie, all played the King of Qin's Breaking the Battle Song, and the front one was a hairless, eight-foot-tall boy, is this bastard an adult yet?

Marquis Lie Guo held a silver Overlord Spear and said arrogantly: "You are King Su Zhan Yuncen?"

It's my dad.

"What's your business?"

Marquis Lie jumped off his horse, but he was actually shorter than the king.

He seemed to have noticed this and stopped. He must be jealous that the king is taller and mightier than him. As soon as he raised his hand, two soldiers escorted a man with a rag in his mouth and was pushed over. The soldiers After removing the rag, the man cried and said, "My lord!!! My lord wants to make decisions for the little one!!!"

Paralysis is actually an acquaintance!Isn't this the third master Huang of the palace!

This king remembers that he was ordered to be domineering!

Could it be that the specific act of your domineering decree was to assassinate the Marquis of Lie, and you were caught right away?How much dedication and dedication do you have to do this kind of thing?Does this king have any grudge against you?

What Huang Sanye provoked was not a matter, but a criminal.

But the king can't blame him yet.

But why did Huang San shout it out in public?

Lie Guohou's face turned blue.

Huh?What is he green?

A counselor next to Marquis Lie came out and said, "I think this person is not a subordinate of King Su, and I don't know who sent him to frame King Su. Please don't be offended, Lord Hou is young and ignorant..."

what's the situation?

What is this development?

The king was taken aback by this divine development.

But this king, who is well versed in the philosophy of tearing, understood in the blink of an eye: King Su sent someone to kill Lord Hou, could he send such a stupid person?Of course not, so there is a high probability that this person is someone who pretends to be someone from Su Wang's mansion to frame him.The second possibility is that the assassin who is paralyzed is really clever. If he shouts in the public, no one will believe that he is King Su's man. If someone believes such a clumsy deception, he will not be a fool.

So the king turned the crisis into safety.

Lie Guohou withdrew with his people.

The king brought Huang San in, and Huang San wailed all the way, "My lord, don't skin me!! Don't skin me alive!!!!"

The king kicked him aside in disgust, making trouble.

Is it fun?

Not fun.

After having Huang San imprisoned in a small black room to write a self-criticism, the king went to the holy monk to play the game of looking for chicks under his skirt.

But when the king returned to the room, he found that the handsome Lai Fu and the holy monk had rolled together.

Don't stop me, the capital will be bleeding like a river today!