Memoirs of the Regent

This king must describe the current situation in a spring and autumn style.

In fact, I don't know what the Spring and Autumn Brushwork is, so let's just say it.

It is said that at one o'clock in the afternoon this morning, Huang Sanye, a retainer of King Su's mansion, took a group of elites from the manor's mansion to walk chickens and dogs in the market, making the capital restless. They drew their knives to help, but because of the bad weather and the unrelenting ground, the masses of the people pulled sideways. The most important thing is that Wan Taisui's legs were a little weak seven times a night last night, and he lost to the hands of Huang Sanye-choke! [Brackets, there should be thunderous applause here. ]

Huang Sanye picked up Wu Er, who was selling cooking cakes, and used Cheng Bite's three moves of the golden ax to twitch his mouth. The five-short Wu Er slammed into the crowd of the General's Mansion steadily and fiercely.

This king's evaluation of Huang San has risen from [-] to [-]. This is a talent who has caused trouble, not a criminal case!

Isn't such a talent just what the king needs?

This king originally wanted to help Huang San when he couldn't hold on, and spread the reputation of being arrogant, domineering and murderous to the world, but Huang San's fighting power is too strong, and the generals of the General's House, who are known for their force, are not opponents .

Lai Fu said: "We have a total of [-] and nine people in our house, and they generally have this skill."

Ben Wang thought for a while, "5000 people are too many."

"How can it be, half of ten thousand and nine is ten thousand."

There are 1 Liangshan heroes in this palace, the men are all Wu Song, the women are all Sun Erniang, the dogs are all Xiaotian dogs, and the chickens are all fighting chickens.

The king suddenly thought of many popular sayings, such as three thousand Yue Jia can swallow Wu, the Jurchens are dissatisfied and invincible.

In the end, Huang Sanye came back with a big victory, and the killed general threw away his helmet and armor, and Wan Taisui left behind a sentence "I will come back!"

Huang Sanye bowed his hands to the audience friends, and when he looked up, he saw Ben Wang smiling at him.

"belch--"

Huang San drew it over.

The king's smile froze on his face, is this king's smile so scary? You slag!

Be bold!

Back at the palace, I heard from Lai Fu that Huang San's legs were as soft as noodles, and he felt weak more than ten times a night, but he still struggled and crawled forward in front of the king.

He hugged the king's thigh, "My lord! You made a big mistake, please spare my life."

The king helped Huang San warmly, and said when he was panic-stricken: "Don't ask the source of the hero, this king has seen great possibilities in you, you are an indispensable minister of the humerus of Su Wang's mansion, this king Good on you."

Huang Sangen stammered: "My lord, my lord."

"What are you still kneeling on? Where is your courage to challenge the General's Mansion?"

"My lord, if they dare to speak ill of you, you must beat them!"

No, you have to beat them even if they don't speak ill of the king.

At this time, the big butler, Jin Jin, rushed in hurriedly, and Laifu pinched his waist and said, "Old Huang, I told you to go through the door, through the door, and not through the window."

"Yes."

"What is it! You quickly jumped off the beam."

Gold was the big man in the total empty door before.

Huang San knelt down on one knee, and the king moved away, so I didn't want you to propose marriage.

"My lord, if Huang San makes any mistakes, please let his subordinates take responsibility."

Jin Jin was recruited by this king to come to the palace with good results in martial arts. At the same time, his three thousand brothers also came in. As the king who can invent banks, hot pot restaurants, greenhouse vegetables, Liuli, reformed papermaking, and invented movable type printing. After the plague, smallpox, malaria and plague, the dignified King Su with 3000 ocean-going ships could definitely support [-] people.

The king said: "Huang San, you don't have to worry. Not only will this king not blame you, but you will be rewarded. From now on, you will be even more domineering in the capital. As long as you are not a prince or grandson, no matter who's retainer you are If you can beat them, even if they are servants, father-in-laws from the east and west factories, you can still beat them!"

Huang San was stunned, not only him, Jin Jin and Laifu were also stunned, "My lord, what do you mean..."

The king patted him on the shoulder, "From now on, you will be the king's confidant, remember that you are domineering by order."

A pinch of ash fell from the eaves, and no one noticed.

Huang San became serious, and his eyes showed a sense of vicissitudes of life, "What the prince said is according to the order."

Ben Wang nodded very silly and sweetly, "Yes."

Huang San Jin Laifu all knelt down: "I must die for the prince!"

It was only later that the king remembered, isn’t it only the emperor who can say about the decree? ?What the emperor says is the purpose.

You see how domineering the emperor is. After the king succeeds in rebelling, he must let everyone say what he wants.

This king really has great ambitions.

The king's son is still fluttering butterflies in the garden. His son's dog is a husky, with blue fur, a pair of fluffy ears, and a fluffy tail.

Ben Wang's vocabulary is a bit poor, because Ben Wang is a technical talent who graduated from Lanxiang Excavator.

My son was playing an endless game of chasing me and running infinite escape with Erha. Erha, who was very crazy at first, didn’t know if it was time to reproduce. He lay on the cushion very coldly, and his son held it The dog's tail teased it.

"Xuan Mai~Xuan Mai~Xuan Mai?"

Erha stretched out his paws and moved up impatiently.

Seeing the king coming, his son threw away the dog and rushed over. The king glanced at Erha, who is proud. Usually, he rushed over together, didn't he?

"Father!"

I have to explain that I am still a virgin. This is the author's request, not my own will. Don't get me wrong, thank you.

The son is the son of the old prince. As for the other brothers and sisters of this king, they left Su Wang's mansion in order not to follow in the footsteps of the previous son after the king became the son of the prince, and they made up their minds not to have any contact with the king.

At this moment, there was a black shadow, the dead soldier of the king, Yun Shisanlang... let's call it this. He reported: "Xiao Shen, Marquis of the Lie Kingdom, was hit by an enemy's poisonous arrow when he was fighting in the northwest, and he fell off his horse and hasn't woken up yet. Said that the soul was lost..."

The king's heart skipped a beat, "I don't say anything, it's strange."

"Yes."

Originally, this was a trivial matter that had nothing to do with the king, but the next morning, King Ning read the book of the king: "King Su conspired to assassinate Marquis Xiao Shen of the Lie Kingdom, and he fell from the horse! I hope that Your Majesty will be the Marquis of the Lie Kingdom." Three generations of heroes are the masters! Both father and son of Lie Guohou died in the battle, Xiao Shen is only 16 years old this year, my lord watched him grow up, Your Majesty!"

Just say why are you crying?

You are under 35 years old, what kind of old tears are you playing? Didn’t you see Wu Ge and other ministers are telling you with their eyes: Guan Gong dances with a big knife in front of you, and you have been crying for 30 years. No?

"His Majesty--!!"

King Ning gave me a big thunderbolt. As a professional householder in the imperial court, I naturally couldn't let King Ning grasp the rhythm of tearing. He took a step forward, and the aura was fully opened. The emperor was shocked suddenly, thinking Chuai looked anxiously at the general standing first on the left.

That look, I am too embarrassed to mention it.

Make up your own mind.

The emperor was encouraged and just said: "I thought—"

King Ning suddenly got up from the ground, "I haven't finished playing yet."

emperor:"……"

"King Ning continues to play."

King Ning: "This king, King Cansu, committed slavery and injured 23 members of the general's family. There are all witnesses and material evidence! Please judge!"

This king is so excited, King Ning is indeed the emperor's pig teammate, so he helped this king. From today on, this king's reputation of being arrogant and domineering will be stinky for dozens of miles, and no one will say it in the future This king is too self-loving and hypocritical.

But the king did not expect the general to stand up, "What King Ning said is nonsense, and no one in the minister's house has any conflicts with King Su's people."

"Quack-quack-quack"

The king seemed to hear and see a mocking crow flying over King Ning's head.

King Ning's face turned green: "General, I didn't expect you to be such a general."

The general looked at his nose and mouth with concern, and retreated without saying a word.

Where did the general sing this?

The king really doesn't understand.

King Ning is worthy of being a veteran of many years of ups and downs in the officialdom, and he quickly cheered up. The degree of thick-skinned made this king amazed, "Your Majesty, you want to be the master of Lie Guohou!"

What kind of onion is Lie Guohou? This king doesn't even know how many hairs he has, what is he trying to do?

Anyway, this king is the one who takes the blame, the kind who can blow away the earth in one breath.

Recently, the emperor doesn't know if he took stimulants and he likes to fight against this king. In the past, he would throw something over, and then the king turned sideways and hit the emperor behind him, and the emperor was hit on the head. A big bag came out, and I was sick at home for several days. The king kicked the paperweight thrown by the emperor and changed its direction with his shoulder. He used a clever trick, but other people couldn't see that the king had used a dirty trick, so he smashed the paperweight. Between the general's legs! ! ! !

Ben Wang: "..."

Minister: "..."

emperor:"……!!!"

The general is worthy of being a man of iron bones, but he didn't say a word when his key parts were hit by a paperweight at a speed of [-] miles per hour. He is really a warrior!

The emperor was so frightened that he scrambled down from the dragon chair. All the ministers lowered their heads as if they hadn't seen it. If it wasn't for fear of affecting the image, the king would have whistled to show that he was just passing by.

The emperor yelled heart-piercingly: "The imperial doctor! Hurry up and announce the imperial doctor!"

It really hurts the general and hurts the little emperor's heart.

It doesn't matter if the general really has a chance, the king can also cure him, all he needs is a breath of dragon breath.

I don't know if the emperor will close the door and let the dogs go in a fit of anger, and act out the transformation of Xuanwumen.

It's very possible. Hey.

The general was quickly helped away, and the emperor looked at the king, "King Su stays here, I have something important to discuss."

What's the matter with the emperor looking for the king?

The emperor and the king went to the imperial garden together, and after they left and left, the emperor said to the king in embarrassment: "My lord is in Jingyue Temple... have you seen Concubine Xiao Gui?"

Miss Xiao?And the old Emperor Dauphin and you both have strong men with legs.

The emperor continued to be embarrassed: "I was confused for a while..."

Ben Wang: "Concubine Xiao, mother and child are safe, very good."

The emperor's face almost cracked.

The king is a bit wicked.

The emperor smiled wryly, "King Su still wants to keep it a secret from me."

The king said nothing.

The emperor's face became even darker. Did he think that the king was threatening private revenge?How could this king take revenge on you?This king is clearly threatening you!

The king picked a peony flower, sniffed it, and said, "Famous flowers are all over the country, and two love each other, since ancient times, kindness and righteousness can hardly be reconciled..." The king started to show off his literary talent again, and for some reason, the connection was extremely smooth.

The emperor is not quite used to this king's embroidered mouth saying that he is half a prosperous Tang Dynasty, "My lord is so talented, I have been taught."

That night, the emperor sent someone to assassinate Concubine Xiao.

Ben Wang:! ! !

No, no, this king is asking you to take Concubine Xiao back to the palace and treat her well! After all, it’s sad enough that you cheated on marrying your wife. Don’t harm other girls. Concubine Xiao is on top!

Emperor, what kind of brain circuit do you actually comprehend the unique trick of taking everything from the bottom to the bottom? !

I heard that even Concubine Xiao Gui yelled that I was covered by King Su to no avail.

The king is puzzled.

In the middle of the night, new news came. It turned out that the person who assassinated Concubine Xiao was the general's person, and the person sent to save her was the emperor's person.

This king seems to have seen the Shura Field happening.

Sure enough, the emperor did not go to court the next day.

The imperial physician said sternly that the emperor did a split at the waist, why don't you put your legs together—you are so moral!

Concubine Xiao Gui was crying.

Sure enough, the general who had vented his anger agreed to the emperor to welcome Concubine Xiao into the palace. Since Concubine Xiao was the old emperor's concubine and the little emperor's concubine, in order not to arouse the ruling and opposition parties' remonstrance to carry the coffin to the court [Why is she so loyal?] I haven't met such a brave speaker, are you bullying the weak and afraid of the hard? In fact, this king is easily defeated. 】So the general said that Concubine Xiao is the woman this king dedicated to the emperor......

In their imagination, this king should look like this——

On an extremely luxurious big bed, there are all kinds of top-quality beauties like Concubine Xiao, who can only be used as the maid of the house. The king does anything.Millions of troops covered any land under the sun. Soldiers regardless of skin color and race were in one army, and they all had only one thought in their hearts - to fight under King Su's banner and sow the majesty of this king to the world on every corner.Although he is only 20 years old, His Majesty King Su is already invincible. As a person who shoulders the luck of the earth for 45 billion years, he shoulders the mission of unifying the universe. Giving this king a fulcrum can move the earth——

They definitely thought so in their hearts!