Title: The Prince Woke Up, His Painting Style Has Changed
Author: Miss Liao Chongchong
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This article is 1v1, the loyal dog Yingwei Gong who is favored by the rope, vs the prince who is teased by talent and not by appearance.
ps. In the middle of the show, there will be a high-energy male second male who will steal the show, and the third male Sun Bird King will show his presence with soy sauce.
Yan Mu crossed the road while playing with his mobile phone and was hit. When he woke up, he didn't go to hell or heaven, but traveled through a novel?He also became the deposed prince who killed the first emperor.
Who said a prince has to be aloof?
Who said a prince has to be noble?
Who said the prince has to be superior?
He said that being a prince can also be very stupid, and I can tell you with actions that no matter how beautiful a person is, Laxiang is also stinky.
Question: If the hair is too smooth and can't be tied up, why is it swollen?
Question: Why is the stomach swollen if its capacity is small?
Question: Can makeup be changed?
Question: Can jingles be eaten with food?
Question: Will I get pregnant after taking birth control pills?
Content tags: Through time and space, the proud son of heaven has a soft spot
Search keywords: Protagonist: Dongfang Rui, Dongfang Lian (Yan Mu), Mo Yunxiao, Xuanyuan Fei┃Supporting roles: Shen Lanjun, Fang Deruo┃Others: Gong Infinite Favor
☆, as a prince, there is a wedge
In the 11th year of Hongguang, in Lingxiu Palace, just after the child's hour, the sky was as black as ink, and a spot of light flew down. That night, Situ Lingling, the concubine who gave birth, gave birth to a dragon son.
This son was born with beautiful features and beautiful features, with a strange fragrance on his body, as light as the fragrance of a lotus.
The emperor was overjoyed, he made him the prince and named him Lian
Everyone in the world says that the most beautiful person in the world is none other than the current prince. How beautiful is he?If someone is lucky enough to see the face of the prince, then the face of the world will be unsightly.
Everyone in the world said that the most intelligent person in the world is none other than the present prince. How smart is he?At the age of three, he could read and write, at the age of four he could do oral arithmetic, and at the age of five he could memorize poems and songs. After the age of ten, even the amazing and talented Taifu Shen resigned and returned home, saying that there was nothing to teach.
But people in the world also say that the most vicious person in the world is none other than the current prince. To what extent, if someone sees the prince and shows even a trace of sexual desire, then his eyes will be in trouble, because this prince will Gouging out the man's eyeball alive.
However, the world sighs, whether it is a vicious prince or an unbelievably beautiful prince, it has become a thing of the past.
He was too beautiful and vicious, and was remonstrated by all the ministers. The reason was that this prince must be abolished for the sake of the country, the country and the people.
The emperor actually liked this son the most, but in order to sit securely in his own position, he drafted the decree and abolished it.
After the prince was abolished, he was depressed all the time, and finally fell ill and died.
Originally, the folk rumors about this beautiful prince ended here, and it hadn't been half a year yet, when the new version was spread in the streets and alleys, it caused an uproar.
That is, the beautiful and poisonous former prince was not sick at all, and of course he did not die, but because he was deposed and held a grudge against the emperor, he killed the emperor on a dark and windy night.
Then under the protection of a shadow guard, he successfully escaped from the palace.
The emperor died, the old prince was hunted down, and the new prince has not yet been established, and they are still young.
It is said that a country cannot live without a king. In the end, the younger brother of the emperor's compatriot, Prince Rui, sat on the throne with the support of all the officials.
In a blink of an eye, the country changed hands. As long as there is no war, the people can live as they want. These changes in the monarch and ministers, or the situation in the court are just topics of chatting in the market.
☆, crossed as a prince
The moment Yan Mu was hit by a car, it can be said that there was no pain.
It’s just what happened to the suffocation feeling that came immediately, that kind, as if the body was falling straight down, not only the ears, but also the nose, and the mouth were filled with a lot of water, making the body swell like a burst balloon. .
And at this moment, some videos of ancient scenes were quickly played back in his mind, so caught off guard, so hated, so unwilling...
He opened his heavy eyelids, but his vision was as blurred as looking at flowers in a fog. At this moment, a black shadow swam towards him. His intuition was hope. He moved and stretched out his hand with all his strength.
When Yan Mu woke up again, he never expected that he was reborn, rebirth is fine, and time travel is fine, after all, it is popular now, online novels are flooding everywhere, and film and television works are slowly opening up situation.
Although he only graduated from junior high school, his IQ and education are not enough, and he can't write well, but when he is bored, Yan Mu will also take out his mobile phone to pass the time.
However, at this time, he had to change into a complaint mode in his heart.
Let me be a muscular, manly man with an inverted triangle model figure, but now I wear it on a man with a face more beautiful than a woman, a waist thinner than a woman, and a man with longer hair than a woman?
And what the hell is it that there are some memory fragments in my mind that don't belong to me?
The prince should be the prince, not the deposed prince, or the former prince who killed the emperor's father.
What's even more amazing now is that his uncle who became the emperor ordered that he is now a wanted criminal across the country. Do you want to punish me like this?
Yan Mu felt that he had to cry a lot and shed some tears to be worthy of this bloody rebirth time travel drama.
But being stared at by a man wearing a fox mask, Yan Mu was really embarrassed to death, so embarrassed that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.
From the information in his mind, he knew that this man was just loyal to him, no, he was a shadow guard who was loyal to the former prince.
The ex-prince had killed countless people in his previous life and his methods were perverted, so he didn't have a single friend.
After killing his own perverted father, he was rescued by this shadow guard.
It was just now, not just now, it should be an hour ago, when I was crossing the road with my mobile phone, and when I was still a prince in my body, the officers and soldiers caught up with them.
After a fierce fight, the big brother of the shadow guard dragged the prince to run and ran, because he could not beat the crowd with one punch, and ran to the edge of a cliff. Below the cliff was Shen Tan. Well, it’s not a little dog blood, +10086 Still in the future, is there anything? !
That is, during the fight, the prince accidentally fell off the cliff, and the shadow guard also jumped off without hesitation.
Well, like this, people all over the world betrayed me, stayed away from me, and wanted my life, but only you were by my side, protecting me well, and dying with me.
Nima, if this is not love, I don't believe in love anymore!
Unfortunately, at the moment they jumped off the cliff, I didn't dodge the oncoming truck.
Then came the fact that it was so contrary to all natural phenomena.
Yan Mu was stared at furiously, but he was afraid of revealing his true identity by speaking, so he could only cry silently in his heart: Where is the promised road to Huangquan?What about the Naihe Bridge?What about the Meng Po Soup?How should I deal with this situation, my IQ is not good enough.
And why is this world more open than the new China in the 21st century? Men and women can marry, but I like soft and cute girls with breasts and meat, and this prince doesn't understand at all, Yingwei Why are you so loyal to yourself? It's so nonsense.
A gust of cold wind blew by, Yan Mu shivered while hugging his wet clothes, and even sneezed heavily.
When the shadow guard dragged the strict wood worn on the prince's body to the shore, he was in this deep mountain forest full of trees as far as the eye could see.
At this time, there is only a smear of sunset glow in the sky, and it is late autumn here, so the coldness of the whole body is self-evident.
But this body, in the first half of his life, was a golden branch and jade leaf, very delicate, how can he bear such a crime now.
In a short while, Yan Mu's lips turned purple from the cold, and I don't know if it is a deep mountain and old forest. At this time, the sky is dark red and bloody, and the branches and leaves on the top of the head have all fallen off. The ground stretches and crisscrosses, like the hands of a monster.
And in the depths of the woods, there are all kinds of animal sounds, accompanied by the whistling wind, which makes people nervous and entangled, and looking at the person in front of them wearing such a mask, it is not so scary .
Especially the fox's mouth, as if it would turn into a real fox's head in the next moment, and the human body rushed towards him with teeth and claws.
Yan Mu's mind began to feel groggy, but the ghosts and ghosts deep in his heart still jumped out lively and frantically. This is really the rhythm of being frightened to death.
Thinking that I was really decrepit, I didn't even feel the pain when I was hit by a car because I was too fast and too anxious. Now it seems that I am slowly suffering from this body.
☆, as the prince's shadow guard
Mo Yunxiao kept looking at the prince, no, he is no longer the prince, not the former prince, not Dongfang Lian, but another person.
Because as a shadow guard who had been hiding in the dark to protect him since childhood, he absolutely believed in his observation ability.
As long as Dongfang Lian opened her eyes, she looked at everyone with a superior look.
Even if he did not become the prince, such a conceited person never showed a trace of fear and helplessness.
She even thought that she had unspeakable feelings for him, and wanted to escape from his protection several times regardless of her own life or death.
In fact, I just want to repay my benefactor, that is, the life-saving grace of Grandpa Dongfang Lian back then.
I remember when I was very young, because of the drought in my hometown, there was no grass growing everywhere, and the smell of bones and flesh was everywhere, and my parents, siblings, and sisters all starved to death, and I was the only one who had breath.
When he thought he would not be able to survive, it was Situ Yu, who was passing by for disaster relief, who rescued him.
At that time, Situ Yu was still young, with a high position and authority, but unfortunately he was a good official, so good that the folks praised him in songs.
Even if he was alive, the emperor was afraid of him, and not only made his daughter the queen, but also made his grandson the prince.
After his death, the emperor's true nature was revealed, and after gradually disintegrating all the power he had during his lifetime, the prince naturally became the former prince.
However, Situ Yu was a good official who respected the king above and served the common people below. If he was still there, the emperor's position would have been safe and secure.Now it seems that the change of ownership of the country has long been expected.
As for Dongfang Lian, protecting him was only a task entrusted by Situ Yu before his death, "Yun Xiao, if something changes in the future, please protect my grandson well." He naturally agreed in order to repay her.
It's just that the person in front of him is gritting his teeth, even though he looks like Dongfang Lian, it's different.Mo Yunxiao didn't know how to explain it for a while, he didn't have the talent of Dongfang Lian in his lifetime, and he only loved to practice martial arts with a dull voice.
Although the other party is in such a mess now, it seems that the opponent is not moving and I am not moving, but in fact this is better, after all, I don't know what to say.And Dongfang Lian's body is still Dongfang Lian's body, so he is Situ Yu's grandson, and he will still protect it with his life.
Well, it's a bit cold now, let's dry your clothes first.
Yan Mu felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, and then he widened his eyes as if he saw something terrible. He was so excited. He didn't expect this shadow guard to be so crazy. Just look at the smoke coming out of him. It's using internal force as a dryer.
That is the scene that every passionate boy who likes martial arts yearns for most in modern society.
Heck, why wouldn't I be reborn into him?Be handsome every minute and don't need to throw money out. Hey.
However, no matter how powerful Mo Yunxiao is, he still doesn't know what this fake prince is thinking. He reckoned that he couldn't bear it any longer, so he took out a torch wrapped in film from his bosom, picked up some dry twigs, and lit it. stand up.
The small flame gradually turned into a raging fire, and Yan Mu really found the feeling of being revived.
Regardless of whether it is rebirth, time travel, or soul transformation, as long as it is alive, it is a good thing.
Of course, if you are alive, you need to eat. If you don’t eat, you will be hungry.
It seems that this body has not had a good meal since the escape, but it is a picky, arrogant perfectionist.
The shadow guard had found a lot of food before, but he was lucky, and in the end he couldn't stand it anymore. He ate some, but he vomited profusely. Such a pampered physique really, really deserves to starve to death!Well, he should be dead, I just put it on him, but it can't be so tricky.
Look at this skinny wrist, which is only covered with skin and bones. She looks like an African refugee. She is also the most beautiful woman in the world. She doesn't understand the aesthetics of the people in this world!
Thanks to this skin, Yan Mu really felt the feeling of his chest against his back.
"Hey, I'm hungry." Yan Mu said pitifully, thinking that if he kept silent, he would be able to lay his body down tomorrow, maybe not tomorrow.
"..." Mo Yunxiao was stunned for a moment, of course he was wearing a mask, the other party didn't know why he was stunned for a moment.
Only he knew that even if Dongfang Lian starved to death, she would not show it, let alone talk to herself in such a tone.
So Mo Yunxiao didn't react right away, but he still stood up silently and walked to the edge of Shentan. There should be few people here, and there are many fish in the water. He picked up a slightly pointed wooden branch and looked With a sharp flash, two big fish came out.
Looking at this scene, Yan Mu almost wanted to clap his hands and applaud. He had watched acting on TV before, but it was a dead fish, or it was made before, and the two were still lively and dancing. Doing the dying struggle, I didn't expect to witness it with my own eyes, and I don't know how excited and emotional I am.
Mo Yunxiao really deserves to be the almighty shadow guard. With the fish in his hand, he quickly peeled off the belly of the fish with a swipe of the dagger, took out the internal organs, washed them quickly, and then took out the salt that was also wrapped in a film to spread evenly. smear.
After finishing it, he walked back and put it on the fire to roast slowly.
☆、As the prince, I recruited myself
The sky was completely dark at this time, and even the chirping of the birds was much quieter, only the fire was sputtering and crackling.
For a while, it was so quiet that Yan Mu couldn't get used to it, he shrugged his shoulders uncomfortably, thinking it would be better to say something, "That, that, I'm not Dongfang Lian."
Wow, I said it, I said it, will he kill me, I'm such an idiot, how did I get it right?People only protect Dongfang Lian, not you.
Yan Mu felt so regretful that he was about to die, he just looked at the other party and paused, then continued to grill the fish, and couldn't help but speak again,
"...I said I'm not Dongfang Lian, really not, although I don't know why Dongfang Lian went there, I'm in a different world from you, I was hit by a car, although I don't know how I could Run up to him, and then I don't know what to do..."
Yan Mu felt that he must have messed up his head, or a third person was talking instead of himself, otherwise he would have confessed to himself nakedly at the beginning, and didn't he ask someone to come over and wipe his neck directly.
It's just that he said a lot without thinking, and Mo Yunxiao didn't stop grilling the fish, but the other party looked at him with a silly expression that Dongfang Lian had never seen before, and thought of responding, so he hummed .
Um?Just huh?Brother, you are too calm, right?Don't you think you should do something?You are not a qualified shadow guard if you are so calm, you should ask, ask hard, if you can't ask, you will use torture to extract a confession!
Roaring in Yan Mu's heart, Mo Yunxiao moved as if he heard it, but he just handed over one of the grilled fish.
Well, the fish is too fragrant, and my stomach is really too hungry.Yan Mu took it bluntly, blew it carelessly, and put it in his mouth.
"Ouch..." It's just that the fish was eaten in the mouth, and the fishy smell in his mouth made him feel nauseous and rushed straight into his throat, and sour water came out.
After Yan Mu threw up all over the floor, he looked at the fish in his hand with tears streaming down his face. How could he have forgotten that this body is Dongfang Lian, even if the soul has become himself, the sense of taste is still the deity.
Do you want to treat me like this?I really can't starve to death if this goes on like this?
Mo Yunxiao originally thought that the new Dongfang Lian should not be so picky, but it seems that he should go find some wild fruits.
"Your Highness must not leave the fire." After a command, he rushed into the darkness.
Yan Mu only thought that it was convenient for him to go, and he didn't care, because at this time he and Dongfang Lian's body were exhausted.
You don't want to eat it, right? I will force you to eat it too!This body will be mine from now on, don't be stubborn!
When Mo Yunxiao came back with a few wild fruits in his arms, his mood was so complicated that he didn't know how to describe it.
The person who claimed to be no longer Dongfang Lian covered his mouth and ate the fish in his hand while vomiting.
If we talk about Dongfang Lian before, looking from a distance, the whole person has a cold light.
And the "he" now, made Dongfang Lian's original appearance a little more bloody and more energetic after such tossing.
Yan Mu finally swallowed a mouthful of fish with difficulty, and then he was relieved, but he was also very proud of himself, feeling like he had achieved something by defeating an opponent.
"Wow, there is still fruit, what kind of fruit is this?" Seeing the fruit brought back by the shadow guard, his eyes could not help but shine brightly.
Just as he felt that he was not full yet, he didn't mind eating fruit or anything like Dongfang Lian, as long as it was sweet.
Mo Yunxiao looked at his appearance speechlessly at this time, wondering why he thought of the puppy begging for food, wrapped the wild fruit in cloth, put it in front of him, then sat back to the original place, removed the mask, and silently I ate the fish.
Yan Mu felt that there was nothing to be polite about, so he ate generously.
Wow, it's really sweet, the taste is similar to apples, the ancient things are good, and there are no pesticides, accelerators, pigments, and completely green food, people can't help but advertise it, the ancient brand wild fruit, that is So crunchy, sweet and juicy, you deserve it.
"Lu...Gao...won't you take off the mask?" Yan Mu asked curiously, chewing wild fruits with his mouth full, which seemed to be something Dongfang Lian didn't even know.
But Dongfang Lian doesn't care about this kind of thing, let alone ask about it.
"It looks ugly, so I wear it." After eating and throwing away the fish bones, Mo Yunxiao moved the face back and put it on again.
"..." When Yan Mu was in that world, if there was anything particularly resentful, it would be Kakashi's face in "Naruto". I have been following anime for more than ten years, and I have seen a lot of them in fanart. But the author did not draw a picture in his hand, "Show me, you are sorry, I will help you."
Mo Yunxiao suddenly didn't know whether to refuse or agree, because Dongfang Yu didn't know how to ask, let alone do it.
And the people in front of them all sat up, looking eager to try.
When he didn't speak, Yan Mu of course took him as acquiescing, he had long disliked this mask, and felt terrified when he saw it.
He raised his hand, held the other party's mask, held his breath, and slowly took it off.
A clear and handsome face was displayed in front of Yan Mu, the sword-shaped eyebrows were drawn into the temples, and the pupils fell into Yan Mu's eyes like spots of paint.
☆, Diarrhea as a prince
"..." Very handsome, okay, what kind of ugly face did you use to mislead him by wearing words, making him really think that he was so ugly that he didn't dare to show his face to others.
"..." Mo Yunxiao looked at him in a daze, but didn't know how to speak.
The two looked at each other speechlessly, their pupils reflected each other, and they didn't know how long it had passed.
Yan Mu scratched his scalp, "Well, can I ask you something?"
Mo Yunxiao naturally knew what he wanted to ask, and said slowly, "If you say it, it is not the prince himself, but you are His Highness, and this subordinate will treat you as His Highness, and will still protect you."
Dedicated, so dedicated, buddy, if you can win the best role model award in modern times.
You don't even know, I'm really afraid that you will leave me alone and face the road of no return from being hunted down by officers and soldiers alone.
Yan Mu was so touched that he lay on the opponent's shoulder, and Mo Yunxiao froze his body so that he didn't dare to move.
He really doesn't know how to get along with this prince...
Yan Mu raised his head and wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, "By the way, my name is Yan Mu, what do you call me?"
Mo Yunxiao moved away a little, and sat upright, "Mo Yunxiao."
"Oh, oh, what a good name." After a few casual compliments, his stomach also gurgled.
The ensuing feeling made Yan Mu's chrysanthemum tense, he wasn't hungry this time, but his delicate stomach like Dongfang lotus was resisting.
And Mo Yunxiao also heard it, and looked down at his abdomen in a daze.
Yan Mu rubbed his legs and endured it for a while, his face was contorted, and finally he couldn't take it anymore and jumped up, clutching his stomach and rushing to the bushes not far away, unbuttoned his pants and squatted down Afterwards, it leaked like a note.
"Your Highness, are you okay?" Mo Yunxiao worried and walked over.
Originally, Yan Mu hadn't reacted when he heard him call His Highness, but when he heard his footsteps stepping on the wooden branches, his face turned red and he shouted, "I'm fine, don't come over!"
He felt like throwing up the sour smell, so where would his old face be if it got into someone else's nose?
Mo Yunxiao hesitated for a moment when he heard his words, then stood where he was and waited quietly.
After a while, I saw the man's head protruding from behind the bushes, his face was as red as a drop of blood, he smiled awkwardly, and then asked shyly, "Dude, do you have a tissue?"
tissue?Paper?Mo Yunxiao understood for a while and understood that it was for money, but at this moment, even if he had the best ability, he couldn't change it...
"This subordinate is incompetent, please punish him, Your Highness!"
"..."Brother, you don't have any paper, so it's useless for me to punish you, Yan Mu accepted with tears in his eyes, the fact that he pulled Xiang's chrysanthemum and scraped off the leaves.
And the smell is really bad, Yan Mu understands one thing from it, that is, so what about a person who is extraordinary, and the Xiang that he pulls out is fragrant!
When the stomach finally subsided for a while, Yan Mu collapsed like half his life.
After washing his hands and drying his hands, he yawned involuntarily. The past few days he had been running away, eating and sleeping in the open, falling off a cliff, and suffering from loose bowels after eating. His body was already exhausted.
When Yan Mu returned to sit by the warm campfire, Mo Yunxiao was also quiet. The two of them didn't communicate any more, and they couldn't stand the drowsiness. Their upper eyelids drooped twice, and they fell asleep completely on their bent knees. past.
Xu Shi felt a little uncomfortable, turned his face sideways, and let a strand of long hair fall down.
It was the first time Mo Yunxiao had seen him sleeping peacefully, and he couldn't take his eyes off for a while, maybe he let himself see a different Dongfang Lian from "this prince".
He closed his eyes, all this happened so unbelievably, if he hadn't witnessed it with his own eyes, he probably wouldn't have believed it, it's just that such a thing can't be studied at all, and he doesn't know if the prince will "come back", and now he still protects him , let’s take one step at a time.
☆, steal clothes as a prince
Faintly, there was the sound of someone pushing away the grass and colliding with weapons.
Mo Yunxiao opened his eyes with a whoosh. At this time, the sky was pale and the campfire was still burning with the last branches.
With lowered eyelids, he saw that the man was already lying on his back in the character "big". Suddenly, wondering if it was an insect bite, he raised his hand and scratched his stomach, muttered a few indistinct words, and then slammed his mouth open. He turned over and continued to sleep soundly.
"..."
At this time, the sound was getting closer and closer, and his heart tightened. He kicked out the fire with a sharp kick, and then quickly used the dagger to dig out some dirt and grass to cover it until there was no trace of it.
My ears moved, and I heard complaints from a distance, "It's not yet dawn, why did the adults urge us to find someone, the prince fell from such a height, is he still alive?"
"Oh, I heard it's Prince Rui, no, it's the current Emperor's order, saying that you must see people when you're alive, and corpses when you're dead. If we can't find it, we will be the ones who die!"
"Damn it, that prince is a disaster!"
Mo Yunxiao only felt that there was no need to confront them head-on today. If the officers and soldiers couldn't find them for a while, they would definitely suspect that they were buried deep in the bottom of the cliff, and maybe they would relax a lot in the future.
Thinking of this, he looked at the sleeping person and whispered, "Your Highness."
There was no movement, but the volume increased, "Your Highness."
The man moved, but his eyes were still closed, he raised his hand to cover his ears, and muttered, "Brother is not the prince."
"..." Mo Yunxiao felt powerless for the first time, and suddenly remembered the person's name, and called out again, "Yan Mu."
"Hey?" Yan Mu finally raised his heavy eyelids, half asleep and half awake, feeling the light of the morning sun seeping into his eyes, as if he didn't sleep enough, he said painfully, "It's dawn."
"Well, the officers and soldiers are here."
"What? Officers and soldiers?" Yan Mu sat up in a jerk and woke up completely. He knew that Dongfang Lian was a sinful body. If he was caught back, what kind of tiger whip, pepper water, torn apart would make his scalp numb. , he immediately grabbed Mo Yunxiao's arm in a panic and asked nervously, "What should I do?"
"Flee." Mo Yunxiao glanced at his hand silently, and spit out a word.
"Oh oh oh, hurry up." He hurriedly stood up, and heard a voice not far away, his expression changed suddenly, if he did this every day, he would no longer be nervous, Yan Mu wanted to cry but had no tears, could it be Did he come here to play the Great Escape game?His life is too tragic.
But he turned his head, this Mo Yunxiao is a shadow guard, no matter what he is considered a master, he must be able to do light work, he can run with his arms, after all, Dongfang Lian's body is so thin, it shouldn't be difficult.
"Yunxiao, how is your qinggong? Can you bring me along?"
Mo Yunxiao looked at him who was gearing up, nodded silently, and realized again that he was not Dongfang Lian, and the prince never let anyone get close to him before.
Yan Mu's hair was blown wildly and hit him in the face, at this moment he regretted it very much, very regretful, why did he forget that Dongfang Lian's body is delicate.
Mo Yunxiao was carrying him, his hand strength was also very strong, and he felt relaxed and free. His lightness kung fu was not superficial, and he threw the officers and soldiers a few streets behind in a single stroke. This speed was comparable to that of a train, and the scenery was endless The green land retreated, so he felt so nauseous, he really didn't want to be ashamed, but he was fainted!
This setting also made him too shameless to see people.
Because he was getting weaker and weaker in the bumps, Mo Yunxiao also went from hugging to carrying, carrying to supporting, and supporting to hugging.
It was almost noon, and they finally saw a family hidden in the forest.
This is an authentic farmhouse with black tiles and loess bricks. There is also a small courtyard surrounded by fences. In the courtyard there are strings of crystal clear green grapes hanging under the green and tender grape vines, which makes people drool. Want to flow.And under the rattan there is a round wooden table and four round wooden stools, it can be seen that the owner of this house is quite leisurely and elegant.After running for a whole morning, he was already extremely hungry, but Yan Mu yelled twice, but no one in the room agreed, he seemed to have gone out.
Yan Mu was really tired, thinking about the difficult development of the protagonist in the similar ancient dramas on TV, so he went forward and pushed the door of the courtyard, who knew that the door was actually opened, and he couldn't help but feel overjoyed. Sure enough, the door is not locked.
He proudly raised his hand and called Mo Yunxiao, who was a little embarrassed, walked in swaggeringly, then walked under the grape arbor, couldn't help but tiptoe and hook his hands, picked a bunch of grapes and put his head up and put it in his mouth.
Mo Yunxiao looked at him without blinking, and ate one bite at a time with a contented expression like a kitten licking his tongue, and then choked back the words he wanted to stop, and when Yan Mu was still satisfied with eating, he felt that his stomach was not full , and hurriedly searched to the kitchen. Mo Yunxiao followed behind, which naturally didn't stop him from rummaging through the boxes to find some porridge and steamed buns.
He intuited that "this prince" could do more extraordinary things in the future.
"Eat, eat, eat, it's easy to run away." Seeing Mo Yunxiao who was in a daze, Yan Mu yelled, biting down on a steamed bun.
Then, in broad daylight, the two entered the house like this and ate the food of others.Fortunately, these things are light, and the entrance did not cause Yan Mu's relatively big reaction. It is rare, and he ate very happily. When he was about to leave, Mo Yunxiao took out a penny from his arms and put it on the stove. superior.
"Hey, I think my clothes are too ostentatious." Yan Mu saw the cold clothes of the owner's house outside the yard, and said thoughtfully.
Mo Yunxiao didn't speak, but it was true, but Dongfang Lian had always loved white clothes, even if she was wanted, her requirements were never lowered, it must be made of high-quality fabrics and the sewing technique should be exquisite.
Although it was not difficult for him to find a change of laundry, he always made them easy to find, and he was embarrassed.
"Wait." Yan Mu tore off the host's clothes, ran back to the house again, and changed the clothes on his body.
"How is it?" Yan Mu, who had changed into sackcloth, ran out and asked.
Mo Yunxiao looked at him, Dongfang Lian was still dressed in white clothes, but such a dress was so charming.
"Well, my hair is too long, can I tie it up?" Yan Mu frowned as he grabbed a handful of hair to the end, and frowned. It had grown to the calf, and it was still disheveled, and he liked to wear it before. The white gown is too white for a person, if it is in the middle of the night, people will think it is a ghost.
Yan Mu once again felt that there was something wrong with the aesthetics of the people in this world!
After a few times of hard work, Yan Mu finally gave up the idea of tying his hair even if he asked Mo Yunxiao for help. This hair is too smooth and can't be tied at all. Hey, do you have such good hair? I really love to take care of his three thousand hairs.
"No, this is still too obvious, or you wiped my card."
"Think twice, Your Highness." Mo Yunxiao was taken aback for a moment, then immediately lowered his head and said.
"Oh, everyone said don't call me the prince, I'm not that Dongfang Lian at all, men in our world have short hair, that's dry, and even if you call me Baisi, I will cut it off, Come on, go down with a knife." Yan Mu grabbed his hair, wanting him to give him a good time.
"Think twice, Your Highness!" Although Mo Yunxiao is a martial artist, he also understands that his body and skin are affected by his parents.At this time, he clenched the dagger in his hand, as if he was afraid that it would be snatched away, and then stood upright with his eyes on his nose and his heart on his nose, not to mention executing it.
"Cut." Seeing that he was quite determined, Yan Mu didn't mind, and touched his chin. This kind of chin is called a beautiful person's point in this world. It is actually the same as an awl face. You can poke a hole wherever you poke it. Although he didn't like this face, everyone here was fascinated by this face. They rolled their eyes and stretched out their hands to ask Mo Yunxiao, "Okay then, put your mask on me." , I'm always too conspicuous like this."
Yan Mu redressed himself, looked at the sky, and felt that it was time to go on the road. Seeing that the officers and soldiers did not come after him, the two of them walked leisurely on the mountain path.
There are countless Miscanthus in the mountains, and Yan Mu's childlike innocence, he broke one and shook it to play, and said to the unsmiling and boring gourd-like human being beside him, "When I was young, when I went to school, I had to bring my own broom to school, ah, you guys It’s called Xuetang, but the family is poor, so where’s the money, well, there’s no silver, so I ran to the mountains to pick some and tie it up.”
"..."
"I used to, I didn't look like this, my muscles are developed, hey, I finally got quad abdominal muscles, and now I have become skinny after this time travel."
"..."
"Tell me, Dongfang Lian grows up like this, why do people in your world think he is beautiful? There are so many male admirers? Of course, I don't discriminate against homosexuals. Homosexuality is two men who are gay, and gays know that." No, ah, it's two men in love, of course I'm a straight man, um, a straight man means I like women, soft girls, and I don't like men!"
"..."
☆, as a prince, meet a hooligan
And these two people, one kept talking and the other kept walking in silence, and after walking for several days, they didn't come out of the forest.But I have to say that the ancient environment
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