How to Routine Mrs. into the Bed

"Brother cell boss! Big brother! Grandpa! I beg you! Can you just let my housekeeper go out to use the toilet? Don't you think it stinks when he always deflates here! Make this cell smell like hell! It’s like a latrine, if he can’t hold back and pull it in his trousers, what are you doing to those of us who are locked up!”

Su Zhu leaned helplessly by the wooden door and stretched out his hand, covering his nose with one hand, and waved to the prison bosses who were avoiding him, while Chi Gua curled up in the corner, covering his stomach, sweating profusely, holding back his stomach I am afraid that there is no serious tragedy.But the power of the croton powder is really great, even if he just took a bite, his stomach hurts after a little bit of powder, not to mention eating a big piece of Nankaifeng Master Servant!

"Okay! Okay! This thing is like a slop truck, it stinks to death! Go out and go to the bathroom, you're not in the mood to drink anymore!" Stinky, impatiently opened the door and dragged Chi Gua and ran out of Lao Fang, Chi Gua staggered behind with his hands on his butt.

"Wow!" Su Zhu took out the fan at his waist and waved it vigorously beside Nanximu, trying to disperse the stench quickly so that Nanximu can have fresh air. Mu's side, holding Nan Ximu's wrist and leaning her in his arms.

"Sir, I'm a little sleepy."

"Then sleep in my arms for a while. You have to take a nap at noon every day. You must not be able to bear it now, right? It's sweltering in the prison, so I'll fan you." Su Zhu pulled Nan Ximu into his arms , opened the fan with the other hand and waved it lightly, driving the jade pendant on the umbrella handle to shake, Nan Xingmu curiously grabbed the jade pendant.

"I didn't look carefully before, this jade pendant of yours is quite beautiful. It is engraved with a diagram of eight diagrams. It is transparent and feels extremely cold to the touch, as if it were ice. Such a fine jade, where did you come from?"

"The master gave it to me, saying it was a treasure I got by accident, so I used it as a pendant for decoration. What, do you like it? If you like it, I will give it to you." Su Zhu grabbed the shaking jade pendant, He actually wanted to tear it off and give it to Nan Ximu, Nan Ximu hurriedly pressed his hand, and said: "I just said casually, what your master gave you must be a rare item, I can't take away people's love."

"Everything that I, Su Zhu, is not as precious as you."

"Hey... I'm going to sleep, you actually said such nasty things, how can I rest?"

"Oh? You don't like to hear it? You don't like to listen to me and I won't talk about it, how about it?" Su Zhu looked at the disgusted little lady in his arms with a smirk. When the little lady heard it, she panicked and pulled Looking at Su Zhu's waist, he murmured in a low voice: "Why...you like it, just agree, and I'll listen."

Su Zhu smiled, and continued to fan gently, the warmth that did not belong in this dark dungeon broke a crack like an invisible light.

In the imperial palace, in the Sapphire Hall, the burning honey and incense can be traced everywhere in the gorgeous palace. The woman in blue who was half nestled on the imperial concubine's couch was holding a round fan in her hand, and fanned it lightly once in a while. He opened his eyes and looked at the maidservant who just came in from outside the hall to announce, then closed his eyes again and snorted.

"Yu Niangniang, I heard from the little eunuchs that the emperor met the woman by the Cailian Lake when he was out of the palace because of excessive worry. He said that when he was sad and sad, he suddenly heard the sound of the pipa, like rain falling from the sky, slowly flowing into the water. In his heart, the emperor found a woman who was sitting in the gazebo and playing the pipa."

"It is said that this woman has a beautiful appearance, and she is not an ordinary rouge fan. Moreover, she is so good at playing the pipa, that even the musicians in the palace can't beat it. It is said that the music played is as if Boya is alive, and it will not stop for three days. .”

"It is said that her voice is like jade knocking, which makes people intoxicated."

"It also said that she was thin and weak and boneless!"

"Weak and boneless?" Concubine Yu slowly opened her eyes when she heard this, and a sarcastic smile reflected in her slender red phoenix, "It's just a polite person like the Zhao sisters. A foxy thing , could it be that all men have been seduced?"

"Your Majesty, such an evil meeting, I'm afraid there is some conspiracy, shall we..."

"Make up, accompany me to see this etiquette man."

Concubine Yu thought she was just a clean amateur, but she didn't expect to hear a pleasant and soothing sound of the pipa as soon as she stepped into the Bailan Palace, which calmed her somewhat angry heart. This woman really has two Brush, walked into the hall with lotus steps.

"Sulan has met Sister Yufei." Sulan heard the announcement, put down her pipa, and half-kneeled on the bricks. Yufei saw that she was thin and thin, with simple hair accessories, but the appearance of a rough girl. The dress actually moved the emperor's heart, so he snorted coldly, but the maid beside him spoke first.

"Bold! Our empress is the niece of Prime Minister Qin, the most beloved concubine of the emperor today, how dare you call me elder sister?!"

"Su Lan has just entered the palace and doesn't know the rules. Please forgive me, Concubine Yu." This Su Lan was not in a hurry, and her tone was calm and gentle. This made Concubine Yu feel that this woman is not simple. To see whether this woman has three eyes or two mouths, why is it so confusing!

With just one glance, Concubine Yu was stunned.

There is never a lack of thousands of flowers in the harem, such as passionate roses, prosperous peonies, lonely plum blossoms, and graceful lotus flowers.And this Su Lan, her appearance is only delicate, but she gives people a kind of fatal weakness, which is the softness and gentleness engraved in the bones. Although the name has the word "blue", it is like a pear flower whose branches have been beaten by rain, fresh and seductive. .

Long eyelashes covered with two cuts of autumn water are as soft as moth wings, thin lips are bright red from the blood that accidentally dripped on plain brocade, hair is as moist as green, and it looks like a pointed green snail, and a knot behind the ear looks like amorous love Caress on the chest.

Such stunning beauty, even as a woman, she is a little moved, let alone a man.

"It's really a beauty that can overwhelm the city and the country." Concubine Yu smiled slightly, stretched out her fingers to attach Su Lan's face, and slowly slid her fingertips down, along the graceful neck, to her neckline. When she opened her coat, she saw her face There is a bluish-black birthmark on the collarbone, which is not unsightly, but rather a finishing touch.

"My lady's praise." Su Lan leaned slightly, and Concubine Yu's hand just stopped in place awkwardly, her fingertips still had her body temperature, which turned into indifferent air.

"I just want to meet this new sister, who must be loved by the emperor. From now on," Concubine Yu turned around and was about to leave, before she saw the cold and vicious smile on Su Lan's mouth, "It will be wonderful."

In the Red Pearl Hall, the woman in red was walking back and forth a little anxiously. Because of her impatience and anxiety, fine sweat had already appeared on her forehead. Regardless of the little maid's fan, she grabbed the fan and sat on the steps, looking at it. Looking at the sunny day outside the window.

"The emperor really took the girl directly into the palace without any title?"

"Yes, empress, the emperor has never had such a thing. Could it be that this Central Plains woman knows sorcery? The emperor was so obsessed with empress before, but I didn't expect that concubine Yu to use some means to immediately win back the emperor's heart. Now here comes What a goblin, Concubine Yu might have a headache too!"

"This matter is strange. Why did the empress die first? Could it be another trick by that old man Qin Yu? I heard from my brother that that old man is scheming and scheming. He is the most terrifying person in this country. People in the palace are unpredictable. It seems that we have to guard against it." Hey, have you found out who that woman belongs to?"

"I heard that she is the goddaughter of Xuangu, the owner of the Qingxiang Building, the largest brothel in Huizhou City. Madam, she must be a brothel girl!"

"Not necessarily, this woman's background is innocent, but because she is the goddaughter of the owner of the brothel. She is also a leisure place certified by the court after all. It's just a good place to listen to music and watch dances. You can check the background of Qingxiang Tower. Check, there is no guarantee that it has something to do with that Qin Qiao!"

"Yes!"

The emperor went out to relax, but met the goddaughter of Xuangu, the owner of Qingxiang Tower, and fell in love with him at first sight and took him back to the palace, which became the gossip news in Huizhou City at the moment, especially Chi Gua, who couldn't stop him from spreading gossip in prison. Immediately mingle with those jailers, and use gossip news to win the favor of those people.

It can be seen that as long as people, whether men or women, love to gossip.

Today is the third day that Su Zhu was imprisoned, Hong Xing sent some food every day, without bribing the guards, just relying on Chi Gua's gossip, he waved Hong Xing in, Su Zhu and Nan Xi Only then did Mu have some delicious food to eat, but he hadn't washed his face, showered or combed his hair for three days, so he was unavoidably a little unkempt.

"Master, I have already inquired about it. Aunt Xuan sent Miss Su Lan into the palace as an eyeliner. The emperor likes it very much!"

"Su Lan?!" Su Zhu stopped gnawing on the chicken leg, looked at Hong Xing in disbelief, and thought, "Aunt Xuan is crazy, she actually sent Su Lan to the palace! If the truth comes out from now on, But...it's unethical..."

"Master, since Aunt Xuan made such an arrangement, Miss Sulan must also agree. Since you love me, don't think so much. We still haven't found any news about the butcher in the past three days, and neither has Ye Mei. Any gains, I was thinking, could he have already escaped from Huizhou City?"

"Impossible! With his personality, he will definitely avenge Xiuniang. He must be hiding in Huizhou City, but I don't know where he is hiding. How about this, you go to places where Xiuniang usually goes, maybe there will be clue."

"Let's try our best. Eldest brother was injured by a beam, and he is still lying down to heal his wounds. Aoki can't get rid of his life, and pineapple and orange don't know martial arts. White peach, purple grape and blueberry and I are divided into two groups." It is really difficult to search in the city."

"If you really have no clue, go to Aunt Xuan. Aunt Xuan's eyeliner is all over the city of Huizhou. If you can't find it, you can go to Mr. Chen. If you can't find it, my wife and I can only grow mushrooms here!"

"Hmm..." Hong Xing lowered her head in thought, and left the prison with a food box. Su Zhu looked at Nanximu, thought about it, and felt that he couldn't sit still, he had to find a way...

After listening to Baitao's words, Aunt Xuan immediately expressed her cooperation, but she was thinking, it is not easy to find a man with strong martial arts hiding in the city, but he was seriously injured and always needed to see a doctor, and there was no one for him in the hospital, so He must be dying, hiding somewhere to heal his wounds, thinking about it, Aunt Xuan knew where he might be.

"Baitao, you and Hongxing hurry to Ghost Medicine Valley, he must be in Ghost Medicine Valley!"

"That's right! Why didn't we think of that! The poison doctor and the pig butcher in Ghost Medicine Valley have a close relationship of eight worshippers, and they are in love with each other through life and death. Miscalculation! Miscalculation! Let's go now!" Baitao patted his forehead and thought of Su Zhu before If that's the case, I really don't remember anything in a hurry, but Hong Xing said to let Zipu and Blueberry go. After all, the martial arts of the two are a hundred times stronger than her own, and they are familiar with the mist and miasma in Ghost Medicine Valley. can be saved.

Purple Grape and Blueberry immediately left in the air. Time was running short. Before they rode their horses, they rushed to Guiyao Valley day and night. When they saw the leaves outside Guiyao Valley covered the ground and blood stains, they knew that there was a fight here. He found two pills from his bosom and stuffed them into his mouth, then took out a square towel and covered his mouth and nose with the dew on the leaves.

Sure enough, as Aunt Xuan said, Gu Feng was indeed recuperating in Guiyao Valley, while outside the valley, it was the result of hallucinations and cannibalism among Yemei's soldiers who had been stricken by miasma.

"Now that we have found him, what shall we do next?"

The poison doctor smiled and said nothing, looking at Gu Feng with scars all over his body, the long knife standing in the corner, the chill seeping through his body.

"What happened that day?"

Gu Feng looked at the fine weather outside the house, that day, it was also such a fine weather...