How to Routine Mrs. into the Bed

"You bastard, be careful to play with yourself someday! You are still looking for excitement, so why don't you go to the prison of the Criminal Ministry to find excitement!" Ignition looked at the cynical second apprentice in front of him, and sneered, unexpectedly, Su Zhu would pick up the quarrel: "That's why I burned the prison of the Ministry of Justice."

"..." Wan Fengqing was speechless, as expected, none of the people taught on this mountain were normal people, including herself!

"If it's okay, I'll go back to accompany my sweet wife. I'm not in a good mood looking at you two rough men. Let's go!" Su Zhu saw the two men staring at him with big eyes. , Is it really not as attractive as my own lady, anyway, the lady looks very attractive, unlike these two, a monk and a Taoist priest.

"Bai Feng, don't you care?"

"I'm going to ask someone to catch Ye Zhen to make up for him, what else can I do without you!"

So purple grapes and blueberries were ruthlessly sent to catch pheasants in the forest, fish in the river, and pick some Ganoderma lucidum to nourish Bai Feng's body. sunbathe.

Su Zhu didn't know about the situation up and down, he could even think of the worst budget, it was just that one person was not killed or injured, but it would be good to teach them a lesson, but one person must die!

"My lady, how about we stay on the mountain for a few more days? We'll go back to the Su Mansion after the summer heat in June is over. Anyway, we have nothing to do in the mansion all day long. It's better to escape the summer heat and enjoy the cool air on the mountain. Just think about it every day." Just eat and sleep."

"But there are many mosquitoes on the mountain, and there are many trees, and the air is too humid. There is always a feeling that I am about to become a mushroom." Nanxiu likes to wander around, but it is difficult to stay in one place for a long time, especially on such a high mountain. There are still so many trees on the mountain, and I am really afraid of ghosts walking at night when I come out at night.

"It's only sixteen today, so let's go back when we're twenty, and stay for two more days." Su Zhu held the tomatoes he just picked from the master's vegetable garden, and handed them to Nanximu's mouth. Nanximu saw that they were so red and big I took a sip of the fist-like tomato, and the juice immediately overflowed, and I took out a handkerchief to cover my mouth.

"It's a little sour."

"Oh? Is that so?" Su Zhu took a bite when he heard it, chewed it, frowned slightly, but then smiled brightly, "Is there any? The place where the lady bites is extra sweet!"

"You're making fun of me again..." Nan Ximu looked at Su Zhu's wretched smiling face, and immediately knew that Su Zhu was tricking him again, turned his head away coquettishly, stretched out his hand to pat Su Zhu's thigh, and asked : "Sanggong, do you still have the wine you drank last time? I think the wine tastes clear and refreshing, and I want to drink some more."

"Okay! My uncle and I almost finished drinking the mountain fruit wine made by the master. I will go to the wine cellar to steal two large jars tonight. We will never go home if we are not drunk!" Of course, Su Zhu thought about drinking You can mess things up, hehehehe~~~

"Since the master doesn't like to drink, why do you brew so much?"

"Let me tell you!" Su Zhu put his head next to Nan Ximu's ear, and secretly smiled, "Because the master used this wine to catch the uncle, hehe..."

"Ok?"

"The reasons are too complicated. Anyway, you just need to know that they are a happy couple. Just like the two of us!" Su Zhu winked at Nan Ximu, who blushed and pushed Su Zhu. Zhu's face turned to the side, but Su Zhu was laughing and grabbing her hand, the two of them sprinkled dog food so blatantly, the pineapple and orange squatting beside them expressed that they were full and wanted to vomit.

The life on the mountain is too leisurely, except for flirting and cursing every day, it seems to be eating, drinking and having fun, although there is nothing fun, but Su Zhu can always change ways to make himself happy, such as watching the moon at night, catching fireflies , picking vegetables, planting flowers, the most important thing is Su Zhu's coquettish talk, which often makes Nan Ximu angry or shy.

At night, Su Zhu sneaked into the room with two big jars of wine in his arms, put the wine jars on the table, and took out two wine glasses as big as sea bowls from his bosom, which really surprised Nanxi wooden eyes.

"Sanggong, you drink with such a big bowl! Is it too violent?"

"Drinking, you have to drink a big bowl to enjoy yourself. I used to hold the jar and my uncle to the end! Come, come, try it!" Su Zhu couldn't wait to get Nanximu drunk and live with it. However, Nan Ximu didn't know what to drink while holding the sea bowl, but Su Zhu drank it in one gulp and made a very happy hiccup sound.

"Why, don't you want to drink? I've already finished a bowl, and you still don't want to drink? Come on, I'll feed you for my husband!" Then Su Zhu took the wine bowl very gently and walked towards Nanaomu without any explanation. He sent it to his mouth, choking so much that Nanximu almost spit it out, but he still drank the first bowl of wine, only then did he feel that the wine was too strong, and he felt that a flame suddenly shot into his stomach, which made the burning uncomfortable, and his intestines Dao Bing was cold, as if he had swallowed a large piece of crushed ice and shivered.

"What? Is it delicious? If it's delicious, you can have another bowl!" Su Zhu couldn't help but pour another bowl, and brought it to Nan Ximu's mouth, and ordered Nan Ximu to drink the second bowl forcefully. Of course, he also sprinkled half a bowl on his body, instantly the room was filled with the smell of wine, Nan Ximu felt that the smell of the wine was very strong, his eyes began to blur, and his consciousness gradually became lax.

"Good drinker, ma'am, let's have another bowl!" Su Zhu would never give up until he got drunk, but Nan Ximu pushed away the bowl and hurriedly explained, "No! I can't... I... hiccup! I really can't drink it anymore! Hiccup! Hiccup!"

"My lady's drinking capacity is so small, it's only half a bowl! Are you sure you don't want to drink anymore?" Su Zhu saw that two blushes had already appeared on Nan Ximu's face, and seeing her tilted head, he knew that she had already died. Drunk, seems to have drunk too much, so she won't know what she is doing, it's so boring!

"She didn't even realize it. How could she know what I did! How could she know that she can drink so badly? If I had known, I would have given her a drink. Hey! Miscalculation! Miscalculation!" Su Zhu put the bowl on the table , holding Nanximu and walking towards the bed, looking at Nanximu who was sleeping drowsily holding the quilt, Su Zhu lay on the bedside and looked at Nanximu's sleeping face, saying that beauty misleads others, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it. wrong.

When Nan Ximu was more sound asleep, Su Zhu climbed up to the roof again with the two big jars in his arms, holding the jars alone and watching the full moon in the sky, drinking heavily. Looking at the moon, he drank more and more sober, until A little bit of the artistic conception that people are not drunk.

Seeing the clear light of the moon sprinkled on the roof tiles, the cold light is like a white snow scene, Su Zhu actually hugged the wine jar and fell asleep on the roof like this, until he was woken up by pineapple's loud voice the next morning , almost stumbled and fell in the yard, holding the two big jars and staggeringly stepped on the stairs, looking at the eager faces of Huangli and Chengju.

"Uncle? You slept on the roof last night? Didn't you and Miss..." Huang Li pointed to the room, Nan Aoki was drunk and still asleep. The quilt covers the head.

"Chengju, go to the kitchen and make some hangover soup, it should be thicker."

"Yes!"

Seeing Chengju trotting into the kitchen, Su Zhu put the wine jar on the ground, and then heard his master's roar of the Hedong lion coming from the yard.

"Su Zhu, you bastard, went to my wine cellar to steal wine again! He even drank two jars! How easy is it for me to make wine! You just drank it up for me! Are you itchy? Come here and get beaten!"

"Huh?" Su Zhu just wanted to run away, but saw that the master was already behind him, pulling his collar and dragging himself out of the yard, ignoring Su Zhu's wailing and howling, the fire extinguisher directly blocked him with his dust whisk. Her mouth dragged her into the room.

At three poles in the sun, Nan Ximu woke up and was forced to drink a large pot of hangover soup to recover a bit, but Su Zhu was nowhere to be seen, so he asked.

"Where is your husband?"

"Uncle stole the wine from the cellar, and the teacher asked him to go up the mountain to pick fruits to make wine."

"That's it..." Nan Ximu was stunned holding the clothes, but Huang Li approached him with malicious intentions and asked, "Miss, you drank so much last night, why didn't you do something out of the ordinary?"

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