How to Routine Mrs. into the Bed
Chapter 5 Lady, do you want to eat grilled chicken wings?
"The backyard is on fire?! Brother Su, you..." The four young masters could only use these four words to sum up the situation at this moment, and Su Zhu ignored the reaction of the others, directly lifted the corner of his skirt and rushed towards the backyard.The weather in May is getting hotter and hotter, and the sun is shining brightly this afternoon, so under the poisonous sun, the fire is particularly blinding, especially when the perpetrator, Nanximu, is paralyzed in a wheelchair behind the banyan tree Huangli was so scared that she almost died on the spot.
"Wow! It's so spectacular!" The four young masters were amazed not only by the fire, but also by such a big fire. Dozens of people from all over the Su family gathered around to watch the excitement with their mouths open, using it as a bonfire Is it the party?There was also the pool housekeeper who had just returned from collecting rent in the countryside, with two green and round watermelons in a basket in his arms, sitting peacefully at the foot of the stone steps, eating a piece of sandy melon while watching the fire.
"Since there is a big fire, why don't I roast a suckling pig for everyone?" After a long time, just when everyone thought Su Zhu was suffering from Qi's language barrier, he suddenly waved to the four people behind him with a smile on his face. The person almost vomited blood.Your kitchen is on fire, and you still want to roast a suckling pig?
"Oh my God, miss, my uncle is not suffocated by your angry brain! You have only been married for three days and you are mad at your husband. It is simply the reincarnation of the mourning star, the reincarnation of the bastard star!" Huang Li heard. Su Zhu's hands and feet were so frightened by these words, he even crawled and hid behind Nan Ximu, pointing at Su Zhu's expression that didn't look like his house was on fire, but looked like he was watching a fireworks display.
With a sound of "bang", the roof of the kitchen exploded, and a roasted black object happened to be thrown at Su Zhu's position, and Aoki jumped up to pick it up, except that it was a bit burnt, it could still be seen that this was the kitchen today. The braised chicken that was made late is now a roast chicken, and the chicken head is burnt.
"Master, look, roast chicken!" Aoki excitedly brought the roast chicken in front of Su Zhu, Su Zhu picked up the roast chicken like a normal person, his hands cramped with heat, facing Nanximu's outstretched half He shouted: "My lady, do you want to eat roasted chicken wings?"
"..." Nan Qiaomu never thought that Su Zhu would have such a reaction, it's fine if he wasn't angry, and there was a very proud and proud tone, which made the four young masters stare at the roast chicken in Su Zhu's hand with wide eyes in disbelief.
"Brother Su, your wife set your kitchen on fire! Is this what you are? Is this what you want to say?"
"Oh, I just want to eat barbecue recently. My wife is connected with me, and she specially set fire to the kitchen to satisfy my addiction to barbecue. It's too late for me to thank her. How could there be any other reaction?" Su Zhu grilled The chicken was stuffed back into Aoki's arms again, the dark green front was dyed circle after circle of scorched black, and it waved to the white peach and red apricot, "White peach, red apricot, look at the mushrooms and peppers hanging from the eaves of the kitchen Is it cooked, let's have a barbecue feast!"
"..." Except for Su Zhu, everyone present was stunned listening to his flirtatious words, stretched out their palms and retracted their chins. Seeing that the fire was a little unstoppable, Steward Chi's watermelon was almost finished, so he stood up and threw the watermelon in the opposite direction. The leather smashed under a large wooden barrel next to the kitchen, and three big holes were opened on the surface of the wooden barrel, spraying water was aimed at the sky above the kitchen, and the fire was completely extinguished in a blink of an eye, and the thick blue-black Smoke drifted slowly from the charred sticks.
"This equipment has been standing here for several years, and it finally comes in handy." Seeing that the fire was extinguished, the pool steward picked up the fallen watermelon rind and threw it to the switch under the barrel again, and the water flow stopped immediately.Quite proudly, he showed off to Su Zhu, "I have already said that it is very necessary to install an emergency fire protection system next to the kitchen. Take a look, my invention worked!"
"The butler Chi really has the foresight!"
"Heir of Mo Di!"
"It must be a descendant of Zhuge!"
Seeing that the fire was extinguished, the servants all beamed with joy and patted Butler Chi's rainbow fart, coaxing his face to blush and mouth shut from ear to ear.But at this moment, the scalps of the four young masters and the servants of Su's mansion were numb, and their brains were severely clogged. This is all like this, how could Su Zhu not divorce her!And he cheerfully asked an arsonist if he wanted to eat grilled chicken wings?Eat a chicken bone!
"Brother Su, your operation is really good. I'm waiting for an epileptic seizure. Your wife is so bold. According to the law of this dynasty, you can be convicted of intentional arson and sent to prison!"
"I believe my wife definitely didn't do it on purpose. If you don't believe me, let's ask!" Everyone focused their eyes on Nan Ximu's face. The first reaction was that Su Zhu could let him go, so he just let it go, watching the flames engulf the small kitchen, he felt a little refreshed, watching the fire.
"If you don't speak, you are acquiescing. My wife will not deliberately damage our family's property to beg me to divorce her, and then I will find a lawyer to make her sit in prison, and then let the Nan family pay for it. He's going bankrupt!" Su Zhu explained seriously, this explanation was Su Zhu's threat, and Nan Ximu's neck immediately shrank in fright, this is the most naked threat!He actually wanted to put himself in prison, and reminded him like this, his whole family would be unlucky, going against his original intention, Su Zhu, you are so ruthless!
"Brother Su, I didn't say that, you..." Mr. Zhao looked at the charred kitchen, leaving only a few beams of wood, and it happened that a gust of wind blew by, and immediately collapsed and covered the green soot. In such a situation, It's scarier than seeing the list!She really shook her head, bit her lower lip and didn't know what to say, finally turned into a sigh, and patted Su Zhu's shoulder.
"Come again next time, I'll treat everyone to a barbecue!" Su Zhu stood outside the threshold that was cut like a dog gnawed and waved at the backs of the four young masters. The servant who couldn't understand was really full of question marks.
The setting sun was like blood, and the leaves of the locust trees outside the door made a rustling sound. Su Zhu was dressed in green clothes like green bamboo, with a crescent-white hairband wrapped around his ears, and his face was full of gloom. The dog-gnawed threshold, and the sawdust all over the floor, all sighed and sympathized with the first boss of Huizhou City who married a disused wife as a living treasure.
"Where are you going?" Nan Xingmu and Huang Li were frightened by Su Zhu's scolding before they fled the crime scene and stopped in place. Mao, lying flat on the ground with a "crash", was dragged to the other side by Bai Tao and Hong Xing with disgusted faces, so as not to block Su Zhu's way.
"I..." Nan Ximu has never done such an outrageous thing, and besides not being a virtuous housekeeper when she married into the Su Manor, she even caused such a big damage. It must be that rumors about her are being spread outside. When Su Zhu walked in front of her, she seemed to have an aura that pressed her breath, like the feeling of suffocation before the summer rainstorm, and she was so nervous that she wanted to turn the wheelchair back.
"Nanximu, I, Su Zhu, are here to tell you today that no matter what you do to irritate me or make me angry, I will not divorce you, even if it is a seven-way deal, just because you are my Su Zhuxia Even if I die, you will go with me as the main wife who came back after six rites!" Su Zhu slowly bent down and pinched Nan Ximu's chin, spitting out each word one by one until that The word "death" came out and penetrated into Nanximu's temple, she was so frightened that she almost had heart palpitations and foamed at the mouth.
"Why don't you give up on me? You married me not for fame, not for profit, and not for love. Did you marry me just to show off your kindness and wealth?!" Nan Ximu pushed Su Zhu's palm away, I can't believe what is the purpose of this person marrying me back. The purpose without purpose is what makes me feel terrible!
"Can't it be for you!" Su Zhu frowned slightly, his eyes narrowed, and he left behind the smile that was always on his face, "I, Su Zhu, have no shortage of fame and fortune, nor women, but I just want to marry you, just I simply want to marry you! Isn't a marriage without any distracting thoughts what you want?"
"..." Nan Ximu was so frightened by this sudden confession that he was at a loss for what to do. He grew up so big, the man he came into contact with was his father, and the second one was the so-called childhood sweetheart and ex-fiance Qin Wenhua, and the Qingyi in front of him The innocent person actually said these words, and he was actually a woman!
"No matter what, I won't get a divorce letter, so I won't stop torturing you for a moment!"
"That's good, I'd like to see what the lady will do to torture me." Su Zhu looked at his eyes with scarlet, but the tone of his voice was full of childishness, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was full. Shangliwo, such an elegant and unrestrained smile, made Nanximu's eyelids twitch, and shouted Huangli, Huangli immediately got up from the ground, pushed Nanximu and ran to the inner room.
"Lady, wait for your husband!"
Nan Ximu covered his ears and didn't want to hear every word of Su Zhu, but his voice was engraved in the wind, there was always a gap for every sound of him to get into his ears.
"Wow! It's so spectacular!" The four young masters were amazed not only by the fire, but also by such a big fire. Dozens of people from all over the Su family gathered around to watch the excitement with their mouths open, using it as a bonfire Is it the party?There was also the pool housekeeper who had just returned from collecting rent in the countryside, with two green and round watermelons in a basket in his arms, sitting peacefully at the foot of the stone steps, eating a piece of sandy melon while watching the fire.
"Since there is a big fire, why don't I roast a suckling pig for everyone?" After a long time, just when everyone thought Su Zhu was suffering from Qi's language barrier, he suddenly waved to the four people behind him with a smile on his face. The person almost vomited blood.Your kitchen is on fire, and you still want to roast a suckling pig?
"Oh my God, miss, my uncle is not suffocated by your angry brain! You have only been married for three days and you are mad at your husband. It is simply the reincarnation of the mourning star, the reincarnation of the bastard star!" Huang Li heard. Su Zhu's hands and feet were so frightened by these words, he even crawled and hid behind Nan Ximu, pointing at Su Zhu's expression that didn't look like his house was on fire, but looked like he was watching a fireworks display.
With a sound of "bang", the roof of the kitchen exploded, and a roasted black object happened to be thrown at Su Zhu's position, and Aoki jumped up to pick it up, except that it was a bit burnt, it could still be seen that this was the kitchen today. The braised chicken that was made late is now a roast chicken, and the chicken head is burnt.
"Master, look, roast chicken!" Aoki excitedly brought the roast chicken in front of Su Zhu, Su Zhu picked up the roast chicken like a normal person, his hands cramped with heat, facing Nanximu's outstretched half He shouted: "My lady, do you want to eat roasted chicken wings?"
"..." Nan Qiaomu never thought that Su Zhu would have such a reaction, it's fine if he wasn't angry, and there was a very proud and proud tone, which made the four young masters stare at the roast chicken in Su Zhu's hand with wide eyes in disbelief.
"Brother Su, your wife set your kitchen on fire! Is this what you are? Is this what you want to say?"
"Oh, I just want to eat barbecue recently. My wife is connected with me, and she specially set fire to the kitchen to satisfy my addiction to barbecue. It's too late for me to thank her. How could there be any other reaction?" Su Zhu grilled The chicken was stuffed back into Aoki's arms again, the dark green front was dyed circle after circle of scorched black, and it waved to the white peach and red apricot, "White peach, red apricot, look at the mushrooms and peppers hanging from the eaves of the kitchen Is it cooked, let's have a barbecue feast!"
"..." Except for Su Zhu, everyone present was stunned listening to his flirtatious words, stretched out their palms and retracted their chins. Seeing that the fire was a little unstoppable, Steward Chi's watermelon was almost finished, so he stood up and threw the watermelon in the opposite direction. The leather smashed under a large wooden barrel next to the kitchen, and three big holes were opened on the surface of the wooden barrel, spraying water was aimed at the sky above the kitchen, and the fire was completely extinguished in a blink of an eye, and the thick blue-black Smoke drifted slowly from the charred sticks.
"This equipment has been standing here for several years, and it finally comes in handy." Seeing that the fire was extinguished, the pool steward picked up the fallen watermelon rind and threw it to the switch under the barrel again, and the water flow stopped immediately.Quite proudly, he showed off to Su Zhu, "I have already said that it is very necessary to install an emergency fire protection system next to the kitchen. Take a look, my invention worked!"
"The butler Chi really has the foresight!"
"Heir of Mo Di!"
"It must be a descendant of Zhuge!"
Seeing that the fire was extinguished, the servants all beamed with joy and patted Butler Chi's rainbow fart, coaxing his face to blush and mouth shut from ear to ear.But at this moment, the scalps of the four young masters and the servants of Su's mansion were numb, and their brains were severely clogged. This is all like this, how could Su Zhu not divorce her!And he cheerfully asked an arsonist if he wanted to eat grilled chicken wings?Eat a chicken bone!
"Brother Su, your operation is really good. I'm waiting for an epileptic seizure. Your wife is so bold. According to the law of this dynasty, you can be convicted of intentional arson and sent to prison!"
"I believe my wife definitely didn't do it on purpose. If you don't believe me, let's ask!" Everyone focused their eyes on Nan Ximu's face. The first reaction was that Su Zhu could let him go, so he just let it go, watching the flames engulf the small kitchen, he felt a little refreshed, watching the fire.
"If you don't speak, you are acquiescing. My wife will not deliberately damage our family's property to beg me to divorce her, and then I will find a lawyer to make her sit in prison, and then let the Nan family pay for it. He's going bankrupt!" Su Zhu explained seriously, this explanation was Su Zhu's threat, and Nan Ximu's neck immediately shrank in fright, this is the most naked threat!He actually wanted to put himself in prison, and reminded him like this, his whole family would be unlucky, going against his original intention, Su Zhu, you are so ruthless!
"Brother Su, I didn't say that, you..." Mr. Zhao looked at the charred kitchen, leaving only a few beams of wood, and it happened that a gust of wind blew by, and immediately collapsed and covered the green soot. In such a situation, It's scarier than seeing the list!She really shook her head, bit her lower lip and didn't know what to say, finally turned into a sigh, and patted Su Zhu's shoulder.
"Come again next time, I'll treat everyone to a barbecue!" Su Zhu stood outside the threshold that was cut like a dog gnawed and waved at the backs of the four young masters. The servant who couldn't understand was really full of question marks.
The setting sun was like blood, and the leaves of the locust trees outside the door made a rustling sound. Su Zhu was dressed in green clothes like green bamboo, with a crescent-white hairband wrapped around his ears, and his face was full of gloom. The dog-gnawed threshold, and the sawdust all over the floor, all sighed and sympathized with the first boss of Huizhou City who married a disused wife as a living treasure.
"Where are you going?" Nan Xingmu and Huang Li were frightened by Su Zhu's scolding before they fled the crime scene and stopped in place. Mao, lying flat on the ground with a "crash", was dragged to the other side by Bai Tao and Hong Xing with disgusted faces, so as not to block Su Zhu's way.
"I..." Nan Ximu has never done such an outrageous thing, and besides not being a virtuous housekeeper when she married into the Su Manor, she even caused such a big damage. It must be that rumors about her are being spread outside. When Su Zhu walked in front of her, she seemed to have an aura that pressed her breath, like the feeling of suffocation before the summer rainstorm, and she was so nervous that she wanted to turn the wheelchair back.
"Nanximu, I, Su Zhu, are here to tell you today that no matter what you do to irritate me or make me angry, I will not divorce you, even if it is a seven-way deal, just because you are my Su Zhuxia Even if I die, you will go with me as the main wife who came back after six rites!" Su Zhu slowly bent down and pinched Nan Ximu's chin, spitting out each word one by one until that The word "death" came out and penetrated into Nanximu's temple, she was so frightened that she almost had heart palpitations and foamed at the mouth.
"Why don't you give up on me? You married me not for fame, not for profit, and not for love. Did you marry me just to show off your kindness and wealth?!" Nan Ximu pushed Su Zhu's palm away, I can't believe what is the purpose of this person marrying me back. The purpose without purpose is what makes me feel terrible!
"Can't it be for you!" Su Zhu frowned slightly, his eyes narrowed, and he left behind the smile that was always on his face, "I, Su Zhu, have no shortage of fame and fortune, nor women, but I just want to marry you, just I simply want to marry you! Isn't a marriage without any distracting thoughts what you want?"
"..." Nan Ximu was so frightened by this sudden confession that he was at a loss for what to do. He grew up so big, the man he came into contact with was his father, and the second one was the so-called childhood sweetheart and ex-fiance Qin Wenhua, and the Qingyi in front of him The innocent person actually said these words, and he was actually a woman!
"No matter what, I won't get a divorce letter, so I won't stop torturing you for a moment!"
"That's good, I'd like to see what the lady will do to torture me." Su Zhu looked at his eyes with scarlet, but the tone of his voice was full of childishness, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was full. Shangliwo, such an elegant and unrestrained smile, made Nanximu's eyelids twitch, and shouted Huangli, Huangli immediately got up from the ground, pushed Nanximu and ran to the inner room.
"Lady, wait for your husband!"
Nan Ximu covered his ears and didn't want to hear every word of Su Zhu, but his voice was engraved in the wind, there was always a gap for every sound of him to get into his ears.
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