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Upon waking up, Qiu Qiu felt as if the world had changed.

The browser secretly told him, [The master is looking for a master of metaphysics to arrest you. 】

Qiu Qiu, [! ! ! 】

It's a pity that he slept so soundly that he didn't even hear the wind!

Qiu Qiu said weakly, [But I'm just data like you now, so he shouldn't be able to find me, right? 】

A bubble slowly popped up on WeChat, 【Don't be afraid, we will protect you. 】

Stock software,【+1】

browser, [+2]

Qiu Qiu was so moved that tears filled his eyes, [Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , you're really my good brothers! 】

WeChat, [It's okay, I don't think your blower is good, next time you can change the refrigerator for the owner, the refrigerator is much cooler. 】

The browser is not to be outdone, 【When you get home, you should take a rose bath for the owner, and add some rose essential oil to help you sleep. 】

Stock software, [I think it is to give the owner the warmth in his heart, find ten or eight young ladies to dress up as rabbits, and then lay a red carpet on the way home for the owner, and a hundred servants will greet him beside him. 】

Qiu Qiu accepted everything, [It turns out that your ideas are so good, I think your ideas are all very good! 】

The browser looked at the little penguin lovingly, 【You are still young. 】

Furiously, Qiu Qiu put his little wings on his hips, pouted his stomach forward, then puffed out his chest, and said dissatisfiedly, 【How am I so young? ! 】

WeChat, - still a younger brother.

While they were arguing, Qiu Qiu suddenly felt the phone vibrate, 【Is the master here? ! 】

Several other software are ready to fight immediately.

Browser, [Hurry up and put it back, don't make a sound. 】

Stock software, [No matter what happens, don't make a sound. 】

WeChat, [Little brother, just read ours. 】

……

Shen Hao put the mobile phone on the table, and an old man with a white beard was sitting opposite him. The old man had long gray hair, which was tied up on his head with a wooden hairpin.

Wearing a simple Taoist robe, the Taoist robe has faded and looks like it has been worn for many years. This is a recognized boss in the business world.

"What questions do you have, sir?"

Shen Hao didn't talk about the hacked account, he only talked about what happened at the construction site today, in a few words, briefly.

The old man stroked his beard and stared at Shen Hao a few times, "Mr. has an extraordinary personality."

Shen Hao was silent for a moment, "I know, eight of the ten fortune tellers said so, and the remaining two knelt at my feet and begged to be taken in."

This time the old man was silent, "..."

Turning back to the topic, after hearing what happened to him, the old man asked, "Is there anything wrong before?"

Shen Hao thought about it, and there was only the account hacking before, but that matter was useless to the people in their company, so it should not be related to this matter.

The old man pretended to nod deeply, then turned around and took out a stack of yellow talismans from a drawer beside him, "This is a meditation talisman, I think you may have hallucinations due to heat stroke, just buy some of these talismans and stick them back."

Shen Hao stared at the old man opposite who was trying hard to sell for a moment, without saying a word, he slapped the table and left.

"Hey! Sir, don't go away! This yellow talisman is made of thousand-year-old cinnabar and ten-thousand-year yellow paper. If you can't buy it for ten yuan, you will suffer a loss. If you buy it, you won't be fooled. For ten yuan, nothing is worth it to you." Can't buy it."

"It's expensive? How about nine yuan, I can also give you free shipping, really!"

"My yellow talisman is innocent, the neighbors have agreed to use it, or I will give you one, and you go back and try it?"

At this time, the sky was gloomy, and the fierce sun had already set. Shen Hao had already booked a place for dinner, but unfortunately he did not expect that he was a liar.

He is really stupid, he never believed in these things, but he would go to see metaphysics in a panic.

Shen Hao strode out of the Taoist temple, regardless of the sound of trying to sell, he opened the car door, stepped on the accelerator and rushed out.

The remaining Taoist priest jumped.

"Hey, young people nowadays, if you don't listen to them when you talk to them, you will come to me again after you have suffered a lot. Trouble."

The disciple beside him who had been sweeping the floor silently interjected, "If you hadn't tricked people into buying your yellow talisman, how could you blame people for treating you as a liar."

The old man became angry from embarrassment, "Go away, sweep your land."

The disciple was not annoyed, and turned around to continue sweeping his land.

……

browser, […]

Stock software, […]

WeChat,【……】

Qiu Qiu, […]

After watching this magical turning point, they no longer know how to describe their mood at the moment.

WeChat, [So, we prepared for nothing? 】

The browser strikes first, [QQ, you can't change what you promised us! 】

Stock software, [Let's have a red carpet show first, and a hundred people will welcome it! 】

Browser, [No!I think the master should be very tired now, so we need to give him a rose petal bath, which smells delicious. 】

Qiu Qiu got a headache, and they quarreled again.

【Stop talking!The owner must be very tired now, I will try to make these tomorrow. 】

Qiu Qiu hadn't received spiritual power for several days, so he came to the conclusion that he must be comforted by the president.

That day the president touched his head purely on a whim, so what excuse should he have to contact the president again?

【—Pokemon is online! 】

Suddenly, a pop-up advertisement in the space attracted his attention.

Pokemon?this is a good idea!

The villa was empty, and the president lived alone in such a huge villa, it was too lonely.

Qiu Qiu felt sorry for him, it seemed that the other softwares were right, the president was really pitiful and lonely, it was time to find someone to accompany him.

When he saw Shen Hao turn on the phone, he closed his eyes tightly and jumped out of the phone's database.

So Shen Hao saw a clumsy little black and white penguin, half of its head protruded, and the remaining half was stuck in the unknown space.

Qiu Qiu's wings tugged at his belly.

God!Why is he getting fatter and fatter! ! !

Qiu Qiu was panting and pulling at his stuck stomach, sweating profusely, and his yellow beak kept opening and closing.

He gave up, rolled his two little white eyes, and fell back, forming a weird and soft posture.

Qiu Qiu: I seem to be a useless goose.

Shen Hao finally couldn't stand it anymore, he glanced at the time in the upper right corner, half an hour had passed.

With this half an hour of spare time, he didn't know how many important things he could handle. Every minute, he would spend a boring half an hour watching a penguin program struggling.

Shen Hao stretched out his fingers, pressed the back of Qiu Qiu's neck, and pulled Qiu Qiu out from where it was stuck like a kitten.

Qiu Qiu was held by the neck, his head had to face down, and his limbs hung limply in the air.

"Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick Chick!"

Qiu Qiu, who was put down, landed safely on the top of the virtual button on the phone screen, blushing, originally wanted to give the president a handsome air roll, and then meet again.

Shen Hao was silent for a moment when he heard the crisp chicken crowing from his mobile phone loudspeaker, "..."

What does a penguin sound like?

After a while, a bubble frame slowly appeared above the head of the black penguin.

【Thank you master for your help. I am the latest simulated pet elf launched by QQ program. Today is my first day online. I need the master to take good care of it~】

"Pokemon?" Shen Hao frowned slightly.

This mobile phone is his personal mobile phone, the mobile phone number is absolutely confidential, and the software in it is installed after repeated anti-virus confirmation.

But now it was hacked first, and then this so-called Pokemon appeared, which is too strange.

Qiu Qiu was afraid that he would become suspicious, so he quickly asked the browser to make a fake news report for him in the background data.

Of course, only the president can see this report, and it will be destroyed immediately after reading it.

【Master, your Pokemon's name is Qiu Qiu, and I will always be with you in the future~】

Qiu Qiu slowly typed out these shameful words, his face flushed.

The white fluff couldn't hide the blush on his face at all, and he was startled when he saw Shen Hao's suddenly enlarged face.

The left leg was mixed with the right leg, and the two little feet were entangled. In addition, the upper body was heavy and the center of gravity was unstable, so he turned upside down all at once.

Shen Hao gave a low laugh, this little penguin is really stupid.

Qiu Qiu was lying on the ground and struggling, his wings were shaking wildly, and there were circles of substantial golden stars circling above his head.

Looking at those stars, I was even more dizzy.

Shen Hao stretched out his fingers, and picked up Qiu Qiu who was on the ground again, "Little elf, no matter who sent you, but you have finally aroused my interest, so let's keep you first."

The browser suddenly roared, 【! ! ! 】

【see it!Did you hear that!Ba Zong standard quotations appeared!Appeared! ! ! 】

WeChat,【……】

Stock software, [Please shut up. 】

Qiu Qiu turned around in embarrassment, and turned his back to Shen Hao, leaving Shen Hao with a messy back.

Anyway, he is also a penguin who has practiced so much, how could he lose the chain at such a critical moment, even if he makes a fool of himself once, there is even a third time! ! !

Shen Hao thinks this program is quite interesting.

He opened the browser beside him without any hassle, and happened to see an article on the home page about the elf of the QQ program online system.

After looking at it, it was indeed the same as the one on my mobile phone, and this time it was a random test, so no one would know if they would be selected.

Shen Hao's fingers moved a few times on the phone, and then the penguin who didn't know when was hiding in the corner smiled and said, "Little thing."

The browser, [Ahhhhhh! ! ! !little things! ! ! !It's another classic quotation from President Ba! ! ! ! 】

Qiu Qiu, 【... What happened to her? 】

A dialog box popped up on WeChat, [Leave her alone, there seem to be a lot of crazy tweets recently, and I went crazy after reading novels. 】

Qiu Qiu turned around and touched his stomach. He was not hungry today, and the spiritual energy consumed in the past few days also returned a lot.

His eyes lit up. The president touched him twice today. Does that mean that the more contact he has, the more powerful it will be for his cultivation? !