My buttons are perfect

On this day, Shen Hao went to work, Qiu Qiu was at home alone, and finally raised his head from writing.

He looked with satisfaction at the hundreds of words he had spent more than half a month writing, and was very pleased.The prosperous scene of editors of major literary websites competing to sign contracts has already appeared in my mind.

He casually checked the mailboxes of editors of several literary websites, and quickly sent them with a few clicks of his fingers.

Qiu Qiu had a smug smile on his face.

editors!Tremble for my whimsy!Worship it!

The browser quietly reminded, 【You didn't forget the owner's birthday, did you? 】

Qiu Qiu carefully recalled the calendar, it was like a bolt from the blue, counting the days, it happened to be today!

In his imagination, he would appear in front of Shen Hao together with the courier's gift, but the courier called him just now, but he didn't receive it!

Gan!

Qiu Qiu casually brushed his hair like a whirlwind, and galloped towards the Shen Group on a shared bicycle on the street.

It's a pity that he was unlucky today, and there were red lights everywhere.He stepped on the wheel irritably, his eyes fixed on the traffic lights in the distance.

"Hi, master, we meet again."

Qiu Qiu turned his head, just in time to see a gorgeous woman dressed in a red sports car beside her, "Um, who is Miss?"

Fang Yan took off her sunglasses, "Master, don't you forget me?"

"Hehe, how could it be?" Qiu Qiu couldn't look directly at Sun Houzi's blush, and forcibly changed the subject, "Did Miss Fang wear perfume today?"

"That's right, this is Bom's new product this year, Master Grengh's new work, a good thing that can't be bought on the market." Fang Yan pinched the steering wheel with her red nails, as if she regarded Qiu Qiu as her own, "Today is Brother Hao birthday, I specially prepared it."

"Master, what are you going to do? Are you setting up a stall again?"

Qiu Qiu didn't know why, but when he heard Fang Yan coveting Shen Hao, he felt uncomfortable and panicked.But he quickly found the explanation by himself - it should be that the car was riding too fast and the blood supply to the heart was insufficient.

"I calculated that you will appear here today, so I came here specially."

Fang Yan was overjoyed, "Really? Master, please help me see if today's matter can be done!"

Qiu Qiu, "?"

He pretended to be mysterious and pinched his fingers, but in his heart he felt that Fang Yan was not good enough for Shen Hao, the best in the world, and after thinking about it, he came up with an idea.

"The chance of something happening today is 50.00%."

Fang Yan was both surprised and delighted, "Why is it only 50.00%?"

She is going to seduce her today, and she is a little scared if it is less than [-]%. She has worked so hard to prepare!

Qiu Qiu shook his head like a magic stick for a while, put his hands in his pockets and began to take things from the air, and then took out an opened bottle of toilet water from his pockets.

He dug out this bottle of toilet water from the utility room before. There were mosquitoes in the past two nights, and it was quite noisy, so he used a little, and it just came in handy today.

"This bottle is fairy water. If you use this as a perfume and spray it on your body, the success rate of the matter can be increased to 80.00%."

Fang Yan looked at the green bottle and couldn't help wondering, "Isn't this toilet water?"

"No, no, this is fairy water."

Fang Yan thought that every time she went to see Shen Hao, she would wear the out-of-print perfume on the market, but every time she was kicked out before entering the door, maybe she could try the fairy water that the master said, anyway... the big deal is all an ending.

"Okay! I want this!"

Qiu Qiu avoided her hand, "Donor, everything has the principle of equal value exchange."

Fang Yan suddenly realized, "Oh, yes!"

She took out a card from the purse beside her, "There are 500 million in it, and the password is xxxxxx."

"I wish you a successful date." Qiu Qiu smiled and traded cards in one hand.

Fang Yan took the toilet water, and always felt that the smell inside was also like toilet water, but she had no extra time to think about it, because the green light was on.

The green light for the driveway is on, but not for the sidewalk.

From the very beginning, they witnessed Qiu Qiu's deception all the way, and the passers-by were amazed.

One is to lament Qiu Qiu's thick skin, and he can say such nonsense, and the other is to lament that there are really such stupid and rich people in the world.

However, the passer-by hesitated for a moment, and asked Qiu Qiu, "What exactly did you sell just now?"

Qiu Qiu cast him a glance, "Of course it's toilet water."

"Then you said it was fairy water just now? And let her spray it on a date?!"

"Is toilet water not fairy water?"

The passer-by recalled the toilet water in summer, "Ah... yes."

"You can't date toilet water?"

"can."

"Who told you she was on a date?"

"Didn't you just say that?"

Qiu Qiu raised his eyebrows, "That depends on whether the person she is going to meet wants to date her."

Suddenly realized on the way, "It turns out that you are rivals in love, awesome!"

Qiu Qiu, "..."

The sidewalk finally turns green and the crowd quickly disperses.Qiu Qiu pedaled vigorously, with the gust of wind blowing across his cheeks, feeling a little irritable and shy.

He knew he was joking about the casual word about his rival on the road, but he couldn't help but blush on his cheeks.

His face was red and hot, and only the cool breeze blowing against his face could relieve his hotness at this moment.

When Qiu Qiu arrived at the company, he happened to meet Shen Hao and Fang Yan walking out of the company together. His body reacted faster than his brain, and he dodged behind a big tree to hide.

Stealing her head out, she thought that the two of them would leave together, but in the end, only Fang Yan drove away, but she smiled brightly when she left, as if her wish had come true.

Qiu Qiu couldn't help feeling a little sour, didn't Brother Hao always dislike Fang Yan?Why did Fang Yan suddenly agree today? Wasn't Fang Yan one step ahead of him and went to the company to celebrate his birthday?

Thinking about things all the way, Qiu Qiu went straight to the front of the president's special elevator, and didn't notice that there was a person standing beside him, and he didn't notice it until he got out of the elevator.

With a lot of thoughts in his mind, he pushed open the door of the CEO's office with heavy and skillful steps, and sat lightly on the sofa outside to receive guests.

"Why are you so unhappy?"

"Hoo!!!"

Unexpectedly, a man's deep and hoarse voice came from his ear. Qiu Qiu was so frightened that he was seriously distracted. He was about to jump up when he raised his head, but he hit the man's chin directly.

The two fell back onto the couch together.

"Hao, brother Hao, you, you, when did you come here?"

"You kid, what are you thinking?" Shen Hao touched his chin, his teeth hurt, but fortunately there was no bleeding in his mouth.

"No, nothing."

Shen Hao saw at a glance that he had something on his mind, so he didn't ask further, "I've been by your side since you first joined the company, but you just didn't see it!"

Qiu Qiu's eyes widened in surprise, "Why don't I know?"

"What do you know? Your head is so low that it looks like you are going to lie on the ground. Are you helping me review the company's floor?"

"What?" Qiu Qiu muttered and sat away from his body, his eyes wandering left and right, "Did you receive the courier today?"

"Express delivery?" Shen Hao frowned, "What express delivery?"

Qiu Qiu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he arrived quickly, and the courier brother probably hasn't delivered it yet.

"Pfft—" Suddenly, Shen Hao smiled. "You're such a liar."

"Brother Hao! You lied to me?!"

Shen Hao raised his chin, "The courier said you sent it, so I put it in the lounge. I wanted to bring it back to you, but I didn't expect you to come by yourself."

"This thing was originally for you." Qiu Qiu muttered.

Shen Hao got up, "Then I'll get it."

"No, no, no!" Qiu Qiu pressed Shen Hao's shoulder, "You sit, I'll get it!"

If Shen Hao's schedule is not full today, and he can't push it, otherwise he won't change the address halfway and send the things to the company.

In the rest room, Qiu Qiu found the courier packed in layers. Qiu Qiu picked it up carefully, and weighed it with his hands. It seemed to be quite heavy.

Looking at his clumsy figure, Shen Hao couldn't help laughing, "What the hell is it, do you need to be so careful?"

Qiu Qiu glared at him, and slowly opened the package.

Inside is a black and white, naive penguin, holding a piece of red cloth on the penguin's two wings, and six large characters are printed crookedly on the cloth——

Brother Hao, happy birthday~

Shen Hao suddenly felt his throat was blocked by something, "This, this is..."

Qiu Qiu clasped his hands together and whispered, "Brother Hao, happy birthday."

After so many years, Shen Hao, who has never celebrated his birthday in private, has hot eyes, "Thank you, Xiaoqiu."

"Brother Hao, I'm sorry, this is the first birthday for the two of us, but I really don't know how to express it. I will definitely treat you with more heart in the future!"

"It's okay, today is the happiest birthday I've ever had in my life."

Qiu Qiu muttered, "But you were talking to that Fang Yan with a smile just now, didn't you always dislike her?"

Hearing this, Shen Hao finally knew what he was up to, "Why do you think so? I did this for you."

"for me?"

"That's right." Shen Hao stretched out his hand and rubbed Qiu Qiu's hair, "I don't know how you two met before, but it seems that she trusts you quite a bit, you asked her to do that perfume on her today, right? "

"Forehead……"

Shen Hao started to laugh again when he thought of that scene, "The toilet water she sprayed is the bottle from our house, right? I don't know why she trusts you so much, and I don't know if she sprayed a bottle. She was about to be fumigated, but she was still complacent and thought it smelled good, I sent her out for you and for the physical and mental health of the company's employees."

Qiu Qiu thought about the scene for a while, and couldn't help but laugh.

How could this Fang Yan do such a thing?

With such an explanation, the depression in his heart quietly dissipated.

Shen Hao reached out to get his birthday present, but Qiu Qiu didn't pay attention.The two of them tugged at each other's wings, "Tear——"

"Boom!"

Qiu Qiu silently looked at the statue of Shen Hao, who rolled out of the penguin's belly and stuffed the whole penguin's belly, and then looked at the penguin's belly that was forcibly dissected from the middle——

It went from sweet birthday gift to horror movie abruptly.

"I...would you believe me if I said I didn't do it on purpose?"

Damn store!He said not to be so big! ! !