My buttons are perfect

The way to start a business is very simple. Qiu Qiu searched for nearby high-end residential areas on the Internet, and then specially went out while Shen Hao was working overtime.

His position is a special appointment, and he does not need to check in with ordinary employees, so the time is relatively loose.

But Qiu Qiu was worried because he counted that Shen Hao's anger would be ten days later, and he only had a few hundred yuan in his hand, which was not even enough for the rent.

While Shen Hao was not at home, Qiu Qiu quietly opened the cupboard, rummaged through the cupboard for a long time, and finally found a dusty porcelain bowl with chipped corners among a pile of bright tableware. It looks very retro, and it is worthless at first glance.

Then secretly bought a set of gray clothes and a wig from the Internet. After everything was ready, Qiu Qiu climbed over the wall under the bright moonlight.

Oh, by the way, I also sent a message to Shen Hao, telling him to work overtime, don't worry about me, and I will deliver breakfast to him tomorrow.

As we all know, there are security guards at the entrance of the high-end residential area, patrolling 24 hours a day. Qiu Qiu put on the wig, smeared some black carbon ash on his face, put on the clothes prepared in advance, and picked up a tree root from the side. With a pestle, he "limped" and walked past the gate of the community.

"Ouch!" Suddenly, he yelled and fell to the ground.

Browser, […] Sabi.

The security guard came over viciously, "Let's go, go beg somewhere else, don't come here, go!"

Qiu Qiu raised his head weakly, his greasy wig covered the guard's sight, and deliberately lowered his voice, "Good-hearted man, please do me a favor, let me rest here in the middle of the night, my ankle sprained, I promise Leave early tomorrow morning."

The security guard frowned, and said fiercely, "Then you go to the corner over there to rest, and you have to leave at dawn."

Browser, 【...is this the business plan you want?Begging on the street? ! 】

Qiu Qiu brushed his hair indifferently, 【Oh, young man, don't be impatient, it's just the beginning. 】

【Heh, let me see what you will do tomorrow. 】The browser sneered and went offline directly.

Qiu Qiu, 【... Tsk. 】

The sky was dim, and the system ran out from nowhere, and it still didn't forget to laugh at Qiu Qiu.

Qiu Qiu ignored it, and a luxurious car drove up from a distance. It smelled like a rich man with its exhaust fumes.

The car braked suddenly, and Qiu Qiu didn't lie down, so he knocked on the window of the co-pilot and asked, "Miss, do you have any change?"

The woman in the car, "..."

They are really pretentious beggars, and some of them at least have some movements, such as lying down or something, which is good, just reaching out for money.

Qiu Qiu sighed in disappointment, "No, forget it, I just want to borrow 12 yuan to buy a bowl of noodles."

The woman's eyes changed, and she thought about the prices around her. The beggar didn't say a word. She rummaged through her purse, handed Qiu Qiu a few banknotes, and said, "Here you are."

"Sure enough, there are still many good people in the world!" Qiu Qiu watched the car go away with tears in his eyes.

But after a while, he used the same method to get quite a few, some of whom offered to send money and food to their door.

The owners felt sorry for him, and even asked the security guard not to drive him away.

security guard,"……"

Really, he has lived for more than 30 years, and this is the first person I have ever met who is so shameless.

Qiu Qiu happily took out today's spoils from his pocket, and counted them to several thousand. He stood up and patted the ashes on his buttocks.

"Brother, thank you very much." At the same time, he also stuffed some money into the hands of the security guard. The security guard's eyes changed suddenly, and he said with concern, "It's cold in the corner and you can't get the sun. You can come to the security guard if you are free." room to rest."

Qiu Qiu nodded in satisfaction, and walked away slowly with the food sent by the owners.

[Sisters on the phone, look, isn’t it much faster to get money this way? 】

Sisters, […] Who is your sister!

It was only eight o'clock when he arrived at the company. Shen Hao worked too late yesterday, so he fell asleep at the company.

"Brother Hao, are you awake?"

Shen Hao sat up from the sofa rubbing his forehead, and immediately dropped his suit on the ground, "You sit first, I'll go wash up."

There is a small lounge and bathroom in the CEO's office. Shen Hao came out within 3 minutes after entering, "Have you had breakfast?"

Qiu Qiu touched his stomach guilty, "No, didn't I buy it and plan to eat it with you?"

Shen Hao looked at the delicately packaged breakfast on the table with soft eyes, "This is the steamed stuffed bun on West Street. There are usually a lot of people there, and the line starts at five o'clock. I'm so touched that you can buy it." .”

"Ah?" Qiu Qiu forcibly swallowed the surprise in his voice, "Hahaha, I don't know either, anyway, I just got up early, and then I walked over there to see people queuing up. I was lucky, and I bought it as soon as I went."

Browser, 【Look, you look so ugly when you lie. 】

Qiu Qiu replied in a cold voice, [Hehe, we are each other, so you are not my accomplice? 】

After the two finished their breakfast, they started a new round of work.

At night, Qiu Qiu returned to that familiar place, and the security guard at the door gave him a rare smile when he saw him coming.

"See, this is business." Qiu Qiu was intoxicated, "I think I have understood the meaning of it."

The browser asked coldly, [Then how long are you going to install it? 】

Qiu Qiu rubbed his chin, thought carefully about the question asked by the system, [Wait. 】

It was a familiar woman and a familiar scene. The woman seemed to be going out to buy clothes today. Qiu Qiu took the opportunity to take a look and found that it was a gorgeous evening dress.

"Why are you again? Didn't I give you money yesterday?"

Qiu Qiu pretended to cough, "Miss, when I went out yesterday, I saw a lot of stray animals at the door, so I gave them all to eat in a moment of softness."

The woman frowned, as if she didn't believe what he said, and finally threw out some money and drove away.

Qiu Qiu walked up to the security guard and patted the security guard's outstretched hand friendly, "Brother, take care. I will never come here again."

The security guard who was still smiling just now had a stiff smile on his face.

WeChat, [Didn't you say to wait? 】

Qiu Qiu happily counted the money in his hands, 【What do you know, you can't always pluck a sheep's wool, you have to change it. 】

Then, he took a taxi.

The taxi driver frowned and looked at the beggar in front of him, and was about to leave. He thought it was a taxi taken by someone from this community, but who knew it was a beggar.

The car started, and then slowly stopped in front of Qiu Qiu.

Qiu Qiu opened the car door and got in, stuffed two banknotes for the driver, "Take me to the place with the most traffic, and it must be open for business."

The power of money ability is so omnipotent.

The driver nodded knowingly, he suddenly remembered that everyone begging there was richer than him, and then compared the strange passenger in the car with the place where he came out.suddenly realized.

It turns out that someone really buys a house by begging!How enviable.

On the 888 commercial street, a gray taxi parked in front of all the "booths", and the eyes of all the "businessmen" suddenly lit up, staring at the open car door with piercing eyes.

Then they saw that the person who got out of the car turned out to be a colleague.

Qiu Qiu got out of the car and found that the stalls here were evenly distributed. He considered himself a civilized person, so of course he had to do civilized things.

So I just squatted in front of a stall, "Brother, is there any place nearby where you can get money quickly but don't go with you?"

The person he asked lazily raised his eyelids, "Another idler, Nuo, did you see that?"

Qiu Qiu followed his gaze and saw that it was the main entrance of the commercial street, and the traffic was overwhelming.

The old beggar in front of him said, "Nobody cares there, but whether you can get the money or not depends entirely on your own ability."

Qiu Qiu turned around sharply, and found that everyone in the same industry was staring at him, mocking and watching the show in their eyes.

"Humph."

He swaggered into the shopping mall, bought a blank piece of paper and a writing brush at the door with his omnipotent banknote ability, and immediately splashed ink and wrote two large characters—【Fortune-telling】

Sitting on the ground, the sign was erected in front of him, and a few small words were added next to it - [Face, Marriage, Future, Touching the Bone]

The browser couldn't help but ask, [You know all of these? 】

[No, I won't even. 】Qiu Qiu answered decisively.

【Then what are you doing? 】

[What are you doing?Haven't you seen the movie?Pretend to be an expert!There is always someone who can guess right. 】

Qiu Qiu thought about it carefully, and found a little girl next to her, and gave some instructions in a low voice. After a while, the little girl suddenly hugged the thigh of a woman who had just walked out of the mall, and shouted excitedly.

"Sister! Sister! I'm finally waiting for you!"

The woman frowned, "Who are you?"

The little girl nodded seriously, "That's right, you are pretty and have a good figure, with a pair of golden earrings, and you are the one. The master said that your marriage is not going well recently, and you have already sent me to wait here for many days."

The woman didn't believe this at first, but when she thought about what would happen a few days later, she hesitated, "Who is the master?"

"I'll take you!"

Realizing that the little girl brought him back, Qiu Qiu nodded in satisfaction, "My dear disciple, why don't you continue to practice?"

With this sentence, the little girl ran away happily.

The beggars behind, "..."

browser, […]

"Miss, do you want to ask about marriage?" Qiu Qiu raised his head, only to see a familiar face, and suddenly stopped.

This turned out to be the sheep he had plucked for several days!

The woman asked, "Aren't you a beggar?"

Qiu Qiu immediately replied, "That's not true, the poor have just entered the mortal world, and are using the method of entering the world to find someone who is destined."

[Big Brothers, quickly add Holy Light bugs to me! 】

【Did you forget that we are just programs and you are the goblin? 】

Qiu Qiu slapped his thigh, [Yes!I almost forgot. 】

For a moment, the woman saw the holy light from heaven from the top of Qiu Qiu's head in a daze.

"Master, is there any way to solve it?"

Qiu Qiu nodded profoundly, "Since you and I are predestined, Pindao will naturally help you with this, but..."

He didn't finish the rest of the sentence, the woman immediately handed him a card, "There is 100 million in it, if you solve it for me, it will be yours."

Fuck!rich woman!

"Look! City management!"

Someone yelled somewhere, and immediately all the beggars packed up and left. After a while of confusion, the woman maintained the posture just now, and the card in her hand was gone.

... What about people? !