dog thief

On New Year's Eve, it was very lively outside, occasionally the sound of firecrackers came from the community, and the fireworks in the distance were gorgeous.

The night wind was whistling, and the street lamps shimmered.Gong Chen got on his bicycle and carried Shen Qingyan staggeringly on the road, and after a turn, he planted himself and the car on the side of the grass.

Gong Chen was dizzy, and said with a red face, "It's not a good start today, you ate too much hot pot, it's a bit heavy."

"I shouldn't have believed you, I've drunk too much." Shen Qingyan jumped out of the car and said with concern: "I'll give you a ride, go and sit in the back. I actually believed that you weren't drunk, so I won't give you a drink next time." Too much wine, full of alcohol."

Gong Chen hugged Shen Qingyan's waist with a smile, sat on the back seat of the bicycle, and said: "You dog thief, I'm not drunk, I'm just dizzy, and you're too heavy, I definitely can't carry you."

Shen Qingyan sternly shouted: "Hold tight."

"Why are you attacking me?" Gong Chen slammed his head on his back.

Shen Qingyan grunted in pain, stopped the bicycle, turned her head and pinched Gong Chen's cheek, and said, "Be honest, it hurts."

"Why did you hit me?" Gong Chen stretched out his hand and slapped Shen Qingyan directly, and said fiercely: "I told you to hit me, look at my Tathagata Buddha Palm..." As soon as he finished speaking, he slapped Shen Qingyan on the head Up, almost took Shen Qingyan back a step.

"Okay, let's not set off the fireworks and go back to sleep." Shen Qingyan grabbed his hand and said helplessly, "Go back!"

"Why are you grabbing my hand? Eat my head..." Gong Chen hit Shen Qingyan's chest with his head.

Shen Qingyan cared to protect her chest with both hands, and the bicycle suddenly tilted and fell to the ground.Gong Chen didn't sit properly, and his whole body tilted with the bicycle, and his thigh was pressed by the bicycle.

Gong Chen shouted drunkenly: "Help me quickly, thief, my leg is broken."

Shen Qingyan hurriedly picked up the bicycle and parked it on the side. When he turned around, he heard Gongchen crying: "My leg...is my leg broken? Tell me, my vajra legs have swept Jiang Jing for 50 years. It will be broken...the heavens will kill me..."

Shen Qingyan: "..."

"Is that you? You bastard!" Gong Chen grabbed Shen Qingyan's coat, glared at Shen Qingyan angrily when he stood up, and jokingly said: "Little girl, you are beautiful, give me a smile."

Shen Qingyan: "..."

Gong Chen: "Husband, please speak quickly, husband, please speak quickly!"

Shen Qingyan expressionless: "..."

"Smile, laugh, uncle, I will give you money, rich, thief rich!" Gong Chen approached Shen Qingyan, smelling of alcohol, touched Shen Qingyan's face, and said, "I tell you, I have a boyfriend, But I can still touch your face, because you look like him. No, you are my boyfriend, dog thief..."

Shen Qingyan turned on the phone's recording and asked, "Who do you like the most?"

"My boyfriend!"

"Who is the boyfriend?"

"Dog thief!"

"Who is the most handsome?"

"Dog thief!"

"Who will you listen to next?"

"Dog thief!"

"Who will you give the money to when you make money in the future?"

"Dog thief!"

Gong Chen kissed Shen Qingyan's lips "baji" and laughed a few times: "mua... am I good?"

Shen Qingyan: "Good boy."

"I'm so obedient, so why don't they want me?" Gong Chen leaned on his shoulder and sobbed, wailing a few times.He wiped away his tears, and said back to normal: "Forget it, I don't want them anyway. I wish I had you, why do I want them? I'm so sad..."

"I want you, and I will be your family from now on."

"You?" Gong Chen looked at him with tears in his eyes, and asked in confusion, "Who are you?"

Shen Qingyan touched his cold ears: "Your husband, tell me another sentence from your husband."

"I am the veteran, you are not, you are a big villain, a big thief."

Shen Qingyan: "..."

Gong Chen asked lightly, "Why is it so dark here? Go and turn on the light."

Shen Qingyan helped him up, and said in a low voice: "We are outside."

"I want to turn on the light!" Gong Chen poked Shen Qingyan's chest vigorously with his fingers.

"Turn on the light, turn on the light..." Shen Qingyan turned on the flashlight of her mobile phone and said, "Are you satisfied?"

Gong Chen nodded, lay on Shen Qingyan's body, turned Shen Qingyan's head, and acted softly: "Baby, why do you wear glasses when you sleep?" Gong Chen took off Shen Qingyan's glasses and put them on his face , blinking a pair of blank eyes.

Gongchen's face suddenly became serious: "What the hell... I can't see... I'm blind... Can someone save me, you bastard, am I blind..."

Shen Qingyan: "..."

Shen Qingyan wanted to take off Gong Chen's glasses, but Gong Chen dodged and drunkenly shouted: "Why are you robbing me?"

"Let's go back, cat thing."

Gong Chen snorted sullenly: "I don't want to go back, we made an appointment to set off fireworks."

"Dog thief, I really like you, I have liked you since the first year of high school."

Shen Qingyan raised the corner of his mouth and asked, "Where did you meet me?"

Gong Chen: "Speaking under the national flag, I dare not talk to you... A lot of girls like you, I can only watch you secretly. Why do you have so many women, old pervert!"

Shen Qingyan laughed: "I don't have a woman. I know you are looking at me. With so many eyes, you are the only man staring at me so passionately. I thought you were going to fight me."

Gong Chenxu muttered: "Big villain, you know how to bully me and don't let me go to set off fireworks..."

Shen Qingyan sighed and said, "Come on, let's go to the lake to set off fireworks."

Shen Qingyan got on the bicycle, but Gong Chen didn't get on the bike, and walked on his own, swaying.Shen Qingyan immediately pushed him on the car and said, "Hold tight, let's set off the fireworks."

Gong Chen hugged Shen Qingyan's waist obediently, and muttered, "Why is this seat still up and down? Why can't my eyes see anything? Am I blind..."

Shen Qingyan smiled and said, "You're not nearsighted, you can't see it with my glasses."

Shen Qingyan led him to ride for about ten minutes to the quiet lake, took Gong Chen's arm and walked towards the lakeside steps.

"Look at me, don't do it yourself, or you will get hurt." Shen Qingyan took a few steps away, put the fireworks on the open space, lit the lighter, and aimed at the fuse.

The small flame of the lead wire ignited, and Shen Qingyan quickly stepped back a few steps. Seeing that Gong Chen was about to rush forward, he immediately hugged Gong Chen.The fireworks made a sound of "咻", bursting into the night sky, dazzling, blue fireworks blooming continuously but fleeting.

Gong Chen stopped in his tracks and laughed a few times: "What an ugly firework."

Shen Qingyan took back her glasses, and said: "Sit down and take a good look, don't come over, or you will get hurt, you know?"

"Yes, I am obedient."

As soon as Shen Qingyan lit the remaining fireworks at the same time, he immediately took a few steps back, but Gong Chen was about to rush up again and was stopped by him. "Gong Chen, you are disobedient."

Gong Chen looked at the gorgeous fireworks in front of him, and smiled like a fool: "Boom...boom...boom..."

Bursts of gorgeous fireworks quieted down in the night sky, and the night became quiet again.Gong Chen said unsatisfactorily, "Is it gone?"

"There is also a box of fireworks sticks." Shen Qingyan squatted on the ground and unwrapped the fireworks sticks: "I'll show you some."

Shen Qingyan picked up two pyrotechnic sticks, and as soon as the lighter was lit, balls of beautiful sparks like dandelions burst out in Shen Qingyan's hands.

"I also want."

Shen Qingyan instructed: "You can't touch the sparks, you know? It will hurt you."

"Okay, I'll be obedient!" Gong Chen responded happily, even the ending sound was lengthened a lot.

Shen Qingyan lit the pyrotechnic stick in Gongchen's hand, and focused his eyes on Gongchen's hand.The pyrotechnic stick made a sizzling sound, and the sparks were as gorgeous as a flower. Gong Chen waved it happily, and reached out to touch the sparks.

Shen Qingyan hastily patted the back of Gongchen's hand forcefully, and shouted: "No way!"

The cold wind made his hands hurt, and when he was hit by Shen Qingyan, the back of his hand was burning. Gong Chen threw the burned out fireworks stick, and said aggrievedly: "You hit me!"

Shen Qingyan said coldly: "I'll hit you, you're disobedient."

"Wuah... I won't play with you anymore... Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" and whispered to myself.

Shen Qingyan knelt down and said, "What's wrong? I hit you because it was dangerous, so I can't touch you."

"I'm so sad...Shen Qingyan, you broke my heart...you are the first man to hurt my heart! Hey, why am I crying all the time today? Did you break my heart?"

Shen Qingyan looked at his dazed expression and said, "No, I didn't hurt you."

"You didn't hurt me? That's great, I knew... dog thief, you are a real man!" Gong Chen raised his head and laughed a few times, then flew up, leaning on Shen Qingyan's body, and said: "Dog thief , I want to sleep with you."

"Okay, go home." Shen Qingyan lifted Gongchen's body, cleaned up the garbage on the ground, and pressed him on the bicycle.

Gong Chen suddenly stared at Shen Qingyan's cheek, took off the glasses on Shen Qingyan's face, and stuck out his tongue like a kitten to lick Shen Qingyan's face.Licking from top to bottom, the tip of her tongue swirled on Shen Qingyan's face, and said pitifully, "Baby, my baby, why are you so beautiful? Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...so cute, baby, sweetheart, my Sweet sweetheart, why do you always stuff sugar into my heart, it's so sweet..."

Shen Qingyan laughed out loud, and was licked till the tip of his heart was tickled. He obviously felt very dirty, but he still held back the discomfort in his heart, and said comfortably: "My heart is very sweet, cat thing."

Gong Chen was like a woodpecker pecking at a tree, pouted and quickly dropped a dozen kisses on Shen Qingyan's face, and said happily: "Why are you so beautiful? In case someone snatches you away... no, I have to put You can hide it, can you?" Gong Chen covered the hat of Shen Qingyan's coat, and whispered: "You are not allowed to be seen, you are mine, you know?"

"know."

"Shh, let's go back and hide quickly, Shen Qingyan, hurry up, don't whine." Gong Chen said in a low voice, and pushed Shen Qingyan into the car in the next second.

In order to prevent Gong Chen from falling down in his sleep, Shen Qingyan took off his coat, put Gong Chen into his own large coat, and then put it on by himself, the two became one like Siamese twins.

Gong Chen hummed and said, "You dog thief, I'm about to suffocate."

Shen Qingyan pedaled her bicycle quickly, and said calmly: "You won't suffocate if you have air, hold on for 10 minutes, hold me tight, and you'll be home soon."

Gong Chen's upper body was buried between his back and his coat.His head popped out of the way, breathing again.Gong Chen said excitedly: "I was saved, I was almost killed by you. If you want to kill me, let me watch you fight back... Aww..." Gong Chen bit Shen Qingyan's cold neck fiercely.

Shen Qingyan gasped in pain, stopped in a hurry, pushed his head away, and shouted: "Be honest!"

When he arrived at the gate of the community, Gong Chen had already closed his eyes and fell asleep.He got off the bicycle with difficulty, squatted down and carried the weight on his back before parking the bicycle.

Shen Qingyan walked home with him on his back, the corners of his mouth curled up: "Big idiot!"

Gong Chen snorted subconsciously, as if responding to him.

"I know you are in a bad mood, but you can't drink so much next time, do you hear me? You can't drink so much. I will watch you in the future and not let you get drunk. This year's Chinese New Year is the happiest year for me. I know, maybe This is the most difficult year for you. I hope you can reconcile with your family. Don’t be like me, who is lonely every year, eating New Year’s Eve dinner alone, and the house is deserted. But you won’t be lonely in the future, because you are here. You are me The only person I want to accompany from now on.”

Gong Chen let out a weak oh, rubbed against Shen Qingyan's warm neck and fell asleep completely.

It is not suitable to take a bath when drunk, and Shen Qingyan did not give him a bath, so he would not let Gong Chen into the room to sleep.Shen Qingyan put him on the sofa, covered him with his coat and Gong Chen's coat, and covered him with a quilt.

Shen Qingyan wiped his face and hands with a towel, and carefully fed Gong Chen half a glass of warm water.His slender fingers poked his straight nose, lowered his head and bit Gongchen's red nose, and said with a pleasant smile, "Cat thing, I wish you a sweet dream."

The hangover blows the cold wind again, and my head hurts a little.When Gong Chen was taking a bath, his expression was very dazed, and he fell into deep thought.Thinking about the stupid thing he did last night, he unknowingly burped a dozen times.

He sat on the dining table engrossed, staring at the steaming steamed buns, without the slightest appetite.

Shen Qingyan just took the coat and quilt to the washing machine for washing. Seeing that he was lost in thought, she sat down calmly, opened the bun and ate it bit by bit: "Why don't you eat it?"

"I... last night..." Gong Chen leaned in front of Shen Qingyan, leaned over and hugged Shen Qingyan's waist, and cried ghostly: "Why am I so stupid when I step on a horse?"

Shen Qingyan: "Well, next time you can't drink so much, especially outside, if you admit to the wrong person and play hooligans on others, I'll chop off your third leg, you know?"

Gong Chen raised his head, took a bite of the bun in Shen Qingyan's hand, and nodded obediently: "Okay."

Shen Qingyan stared at the bun that Gong Chen had bitten. He just ate the skin of the bun into a straight line when Gong Chen broke the order.He sighed helplessly and continued to tear off the bun.