Deep fried mackerel!

Beat Dazai to death.

——This was the only thought that Chuya Nakahara had when he stepped into the cafe.

The extremely pink decoration style, the rosy-faced unknown woman surrounded by dozens of cats, and... all kinds of unknown organisms with ears lying on the sofa!

"Welcome~~~///(^v^)~~~"

One person noticed the arrival of Chuya Zhongyuan, trotted over quickly, and opened with a smile.

"..."

Nakahara Chuya stayed where he was, and it would be fine if a beautiful woman in a cat costume came to entertain him... The guy in front of him is more than eight feet tall, covered in sinews, and still wearing pink ears on his head? !

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a step back silently, suspecting that the way he opened the door was wrong.

He looked up at the sign above his head - [Koukou Cafe]

If he remembers correctly, this should be a well-known cafe in Yokohama. It is famous for its gentle and soft colors, cute and docile cats, and warm and excellent service.

After calming down for a moment, Chuya Nakahara pushed the door open again.

The same color tone, the same sturdy man, and the same extreme welcome greetings.

"Welcome~~~///(^v^)~~~"

"Sorry, I went to the wrong place." Zhong Yuanzhong also bowed slightly, turned around and was about to leave this place of right and wrong.

"Wait!" Haruno Qiluozi, who was nestled among the cats, suddenly stopped her. She stood up holding a larger, dark brown cat, and looked up and down Zhongya Zhongya carefully. road.

"This is the person introduced by Mr. Dazai, little three and little four, take him down and dress up well, he will be your new partner from now on."

"Okay, lady boss!"

"...Huh?!" Chuya Nakahara had a shocked and broken face.

"It's absolutely impossible for me to do such a thing!" Nakahara Chuya said angrily, "Let Dazai Osamu do it himself!"

Haruno Qiluozi didn't appreciate it. She took out a piece of A4 paper with blood-red handprints and took it in front of Nakahara Chuya, "Your contract has been signed. If you can't even pass the one-day trial period, you need to pay 32 yuan." liquidated damages."

"Impossible!" Nakahara Chuya said angrily.

"..."

After comparison, the bloody handprint was indeed his, and the only time he touched blood was when he hit Dazai with his fist to heal his wound... He was convinced of one idea - that stinky mackerel was a bitch!

Zhong Yuanzhong was also silent for a moment, and followed a few people to the backstage in a self-defeating manner.

Shinobu, when his abilities are fully recovered, he will raze the whole of Yokohama to the ground, then throw Osamu Dazai into the dog pen and tie him up, let him watch the dog eat every day!

----

On the street, two unknown men were pushing and tangling.

"Mr. Akutagawa, I really can't jump off a building. With my small arms and legs, let alone a rooftop tens of meters high, I dare not jump directly from the windows on the first floor of my house!" Nakajima Atsushi said. Unexamined, jumping left and right on the verge of collapse.

He was forced to hug a pillar and watch Ryunosuke Akutagawa eat a hundred bowls of ochazuke...

One hundred bowls!He didn't even lick a scum!

"Trust me! You can't die!" Akutagawa grabbed Atsushi Nakajima's wrist and was about to climb to the top.

"If you can't die, you have to be disabled! Akutagawa-kun, let's eat something, I'm so hungry."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke made a condition - "If you dance, I will buy you tea and rice."

Atsushi Nakajima shook his head frantically, "I'll jump after eating." The kind that jumps from the first floor to the ground, no more than [-] centimeters.

Seeing that Ryunosuke Akutagawa was a little shaken, Atsushi Nakajima hurriedly pointed to the cafe beside him, and said, "This is the one, Koukou Cafe. I remember the online reviews are pretty good."

"You said, jump after eating?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Slip away after eating!

The two walked to Koukou Cafe.

The door was gently pushed open from the outside, and a voice with two parts of anger and three parts of cannibalism came.

"Welcome, Welcome, Light, Come┗|｀O′|┛嗤~~"

After a few seconds of eerie silence, Atsushi Nakajima's unbelievable voice came.

"Zhong... Senior Zhongye???"

"..."

"No, you've got the wrong person." Nakahara Chuya gritted his teeth and responded.

"Ah?" Atsushi Nakajima was stunned for a moment, then grabbed his hair and said apologetically, "That's right, senior Nakaya probably doesn't like pink skirts and...and green ears."

"hold head high."

Atsushi Nakajima bowed slightly to him, expressed his apology, and then went to the store. After ordering five chazukes, he started playing with the kittens in the store.

This kind of furry creature is the most comforting, Atsushi Nakajima thought so, even the resentment of blowing the cold wind on the pillar all night disappeared.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa stood at the door, staring at the 'Miss Welcome' beside him.

Finally, after a few seconds, he couldn't help but let out a low laugh.

Facing Zhongyuan Zhongye's man-eating gaze, he took out a mobile phone from his pocket, snapped a dozen photos at him, then patted him on the shoulder, and sincerely comforted him:

"It's very beautiful, rosy in white, with green on the head, come on."

"roll!"

"Okay." Akutagawa, who was in a good mood, didn't turn back, and sent all the pictures he just took to the [Mafia faction] subgroup.

And Dazai Osamu who owns both the [Mafia faction] sub-group and the [Detective Society] sub-group.

He saved all the photos in the album at the first time, and then quickly forwarded them. Because he disliked that the WiFi is not too fast, he even turned on the traffic.

For a while, someone's ugly photo was circulated throughout Yokohama, and even had a tendency to develop towards Tokyo.

Zhong Yuanzhong also had a dark face, and he closed the door abruptly.

"Wait." Nakahara stopped Ryunosuke Akutagawa who was about to leave.

Akutagawa held back his smile, and made a respectful gentlemanly salute, he said: "This beautiful lady, is there anything I can do for you?"

"..."

"Delete the photo."

"of course can."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke quickly answered the call, turned on the phone and deleted all the photos about him in front of him.

"Wait." Zhong Yuan also keenly sensed that something was not right, he pointed to Akutagawa's cell phone, and said:

"That's called... and the one that was deleted recently, and the cloud, I deleted them all!"

"Ok."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was very patient, turned on the stream, and thoroughly cleared everything up.

Zhongyuan Zhongya breathed a sigh of relief, but...

He didn't notice at all that the vibrating sound came from the phone, like... the sound of some kind of group chat exploding.

"Senior Chuya, let's go first!"

Atsushi Nakajima waved goodbye to Chuya Nakahara warmly.

"Ang." Zhong Yuanzhong replied perfunctorily.

"Wow, it's really Senior Chuya!"

"..."

roll! ! !