Deep fried mackerel!

That day, the night was dark and windy.

The screams in the dungeon never stopped.

A certain insane Central Plains Chuya.

He forced Osamu Dazai, who was hungry, to release Osamu Dazai after watching the dog opposite him eat up the whole bag of high-quality dog ​​food.

Because of Akutagawa's whip, Dazai was seriously injured, and the stench of pus could be smelled through the bandages.

The two simply went to the hospital and were bandaged a little.

While the nurse was getting the anesthetic, Osamu Dazai grabbed Nakahara Chuya's wrist and ran away.

The sun with a pale yellow halo rose from the river, and the two ran side by side on the painted road, sweating aimlessly.

"Bastard! Let go!" Zhong Yuanzhong also grabbed the stone pillar at the side and tied himself tightly to it, only then stopped a certain dog that had gone mad.

Running all the way down, Osamu Dazai was already out of breath from exhaustion, he sat on the ground without any image, panting hard.

After resting for a while, he raised his hand and grabbed the trousers of Zhongye Zhongyuan and stood up, saying earnestly: "Zhongye, you have to understand one thing."

"Clam?"

"You brought me out, that is to make an enemy of the mafia in disguise, and the detective agency can't recruit someone to go back by itself."

Osamu Dazai patted Chuya's hat with a smile, and revealed his current situation.

"In other words, Zhongye, not only do you have no house or food, you can't even afford your own basic necessities."

"Where's your money?" Zhong Yuan raised his eyebrows and looked at him.

Not long ago, didn't you want to smash him to death with money?

Chuya Nakahara had 1 thoughts in his heart, and finally settled on the beautiful picture of the prodigal Dazai throwing money online.

"I'm broke."

"Clam?!"

Osamu Dazai was very wronged, he stretched out his index finger and lightly poked the boy's shoulder, and complained: "You and Akutagawa ganged up on me, my billions of dollars were lost overnight, I'm a detective now A wage earner from the company."

"Of course I'm much better than you. At least I have a job and a basement of tens of square meters."

"Besides, I'm very popular. People serve tea and water when I go out, and people beat my back and squeeze my waist when I go home. Unlike you, it doesn't matter if you are short, and you have a bad temper. Which job would you want?"

"Shut up!" Zhong Yuanzhong also slapped someone's hand away, thinking seriously about his current situation.

He lied to Ryunosuke Akutagawa, that kid is also a vengeful and grumpy lord, who used to suppress him with the power of officials in the mafia, but now in this world, he is not a mafia cadre, and secondly, he is not someone who once shocked the situation Those who are crushed by gravity, three have no money and four have no one.

……

He seems to have nothing against Akutagawa Ryunosuke...

And the detective agency is really not suitable for him.

Not to mention whether the other party is willing or not, as far as he is concerned, it would be good to see the faces of those guys slapped twice.

Heh, give me a part-time job?

Let's make his spring and autumn dream!

As for the leader, it is not yet time to go back. Everything that has happened these days has caught people off guard, and behind this, there seems to be some frightening and powerful force that is slowly pushing everything forward.

"Hey, where are you going?" Osamu Dazai hurriedly asked when he saw that someone was about to leave.

Nakahara also hesitated for a moment, then turned around and looked up at Osamu Dazai's eyes, trying to see something in his eyes.

But except for the hollowness in those eyes, there is only slyness, making it impossible to figure out his thoughts.

"Mackerel, tell me the truth, did you really have a baby?" Zhong Yuanzhong also asked a little self-destructively, his brain cells really couldn't keep up with the speed of metabolism.

"Wuuuuuu." Dazai Osamu wiped away the tears that didn't exist at the corner of his eyes, and said aggrievedly, "Chuya, do you want to doubt me? Uuuuuuuuu."

Zhongyuan Zhong also gritted his teeth, pointed at his stomach, and said, "You lift up the corner of your clothes, and I'll take a look."

Osamu Dazai stood on the spot with a shy expression, "Mmhhhhh" for a long time, then twisted his waist and lifted the corner of his clothes, put it in his mouth and gritted his teeth: "No!"

All kinds of bandages were densely wrapped around the white belly, and Zhong Yuanzhong also carefully grabbed a corner of the bandage - except for the blood stains from the whip, the rest of the place was spotless.

Zhong Ye was out of breath, and a punch hit his wound, and the latter fell to his knees with two groans, cold sweat overflowing from his forehead.

Zhongyuan Zhong also kicked him angrily, and said angrily, "You lied to me?!"

"It hurts, it hurts, take it easy!" Osamu Dazai gently fanned his wound, expecting the fast-flowing air to relieve the pain he was enduring.

"Where's the scar?! Where's the scar from your childbirth?!" Zhong Yuan slammed his fist on the stone pillar, and his whole body was extremely angry.

Heh, he has struggled for so long because of an unneeded child!

He even took the few thousand yuan left to sign up for baby training classes, but it turned out to be a scam by this dead monkey!

"Chuya, listen to me." Dazai Osamu endured the pain in his body, stood up with the support of the stone pillar, and wanted to grab Nakahara Chuya's wrist, but was slapped away by the latter.

"To shut up!"

Osamu Dazai sighed helplessly: "Chuya."

Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't intend to appreciate it, his eyes were wide open, he clutched Osamu Dazai's collar, and threatened: "If you say another word, I will kill you!"

Osamu Dazai gestured for silence, and the moment the boy let go, he jumped back nimbly and said with a smile, "Then let me say three words to the head office."

"I'm a man, how can I have a baby?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also gradually revealed a scarlet light.

"There is indeed a child, it is the product of genes." The surrounding buildings are faintly showing signs of collapse.

Osamu Dazai hurriedly raised his hands, and said sincerely: "I know that there is a place nearby that is recruiting people, which is quite suitable for you. I also know the boss there, and I can accommodate you to work there!"

"..."

"Humph!"

Seeing that everything was back to normal, Osamu Dazai heaved a sigh of relief.

"What job?" Nakahara asked.

Too much damage to his identity. He is not bad. Based on his resume, no matter what, he must be a manager.

Osamu Dazai patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, you won't be too tired, and you will earn a lot of money."

After the two walked a certain distance, Zhong Yuan asked casually, "Which friend of yours opened the store?"

"Oh, Haruno Qiluozi, you have a good temper, and your family is rich, so you will never owe your wages."

Zhongyuan Zhongye narrowed his eyes slightly, always felt that this name seemed to have been heard somewhere, and Zhongye, who had been tricked many times, felt uneasy.

"What kind of shop is it?"

"coffee shop."