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1. Yokohama, Japan.

Dazai was arrested, locked in a small black room, and his whole body was pinned and unable to move.

The room was filled with drunken crabs one after another, filling up the not-so-full hut.

Outside that room, there are piles of dogs, including Kyushu dogs, Hokkaido dogs, silver fox dogs, and Akita dogs... everything is available.

2. Zhong Yuan is enjoying a rare good time at home. He deliberately opened a bottle of 82-year-old red wine, ready to taste its fragrance.

When the news reached his ears, a bottle of wine had already been drunk.

"Bastard Dazai, heh."

3. By the time Zhongyuan arrived, more than half an hour had passed.

He kicked open the closed door, looked at the people inside, and laughed out loud.

Dazai closed his eyes slightly, the sudden light made him a little uncomfortable, he seemed to look this way, and then said with some uncertainty: "Short?"

Zhong Yuan's cheeks bulged slightly, and just as he was about to get angry, he heard the person tied to the frame sigh softly.

"What are you doing here?"

Dazai Osamu · Surprised face.

"You didn't come to save me, did you!"

Osamu Dazai blinked his big eyes with a sincere and innocent tone.

"Could it be that I blamed you wrongly before, you are actually a good person!"

A good man with a knife - the little man in the Central Plains.

"Shut up, bastard Dazai!"

Zhong Yuan rolled his eyes at him, but stepped forward to remove the shackles for him, then kicked him to the ground, with the cold blade resting on his chest.

"Give you two choices, either die now, or tell me the truth, and I will make your death easier!"

"Then I'll apply for a beautiful woman, and we can hang ourselves together." Osamu Dazai spat out the bruised blood and stood up while leaning on the wall.

"Bastard!" Zhong Yuan angrily crushed the crab beside him.

He really wanted to stuff this pile of crabs into the bastard's mouth!Look at what stupid things the bastard says!

4. The two escaped from the dark room and came to a remote place.

The boss of Zhongyuan opened his mouth, and when he heard the cheap voice of the person behind him, he wanted to hit someone.

"It is said that your people kidnapped me."

"I heard that they are here to test your loyalty."

"It is rumored that you were drunk and driving."

"Shut up!" Zhong Yuan yelled back unbearably. He opened his bloody mouth and said angrily, "Bastard Dazai! I'm asking you a question very seriously!"

"Who isn't." Dazai held a toothpick in his mouth and spread his hands helplessly.

"Depend on!"

5. Zhong Yuan came out of the corner.

He seemed to have had a dream, but the dream was so real.

That dragon, he seemed to use filth in the haze.

Someone told him that Dazai was dead, and he was forever depressed in the belly of the dragon, and the white silk strips of the white suit wrapped his body.

But how is it possible?

He's always there, Dazai the bastard, Dazai the fool.

Always there.

Just a joke, just a disgusting joke.

6. Dazai looked at the back that was fading away in front of him.

He spread his hands helplessly.

He hates Zhongyuan, but he also believes in him, otherwise he would not leave a way out for himself.

The Central Plains... the same is true.

1. After what happened last time, Dazai chose to retire temporarily, and Nakahara did the same.

All of a sudden, the entire mafia and detective agency set off an uproar.

The two factions, who already didn't see eye to eye, became more eager to move.

That night, Dazai's partner, Kunimaki, rushed over aggressively, and before he could "persuade" him for a while, he was blown away by an unknown coercion.

The kind that flew all the way from Yokohama to Tokyo.

2. The next day was sunny and sunny.

The Mafia and the detective agency are at a big bridge, and the two sides are in a stalemate.

Fighting is on the verge of breaking out.

Not far from next door · Osamu Dazai's house.

Under the warm sunshine, Osamu Dazai was on the recliner, flipping through the "Perfect Suicide Manual" in his hand

Serious and serious.

Beside him are pictures of many beauties, beaches and oceans plus swimming rings.

"Tsk."

Something seemed to have attracted his attention. He put on a pair of gold-rimmed eyes and looked at it carefully.

On the last page of this book, there are two words like this - [Caution]

careful?

Ah.

Osamu Dazai snorted in disdain, since he was born he didn't know how to write these two characters?

Thinking that he might soon have the 'most perfect suicide method', Osamu Dazai cheered in his heart.

He got up and went to the basement to get a bottle of 82-year-old red wine, and turned on the camera by the way, ready to record this historical moment.

He returned to the recliner and flipped it open.

- is a link.

Almost without any hesitation, he turned on the computer, typed in the link, and then pressed the [Enter] key, a dazzling white light flashed.

He didn't pay much attention to it at first.

He possesses an ability called [Disqualification in the World], which can nullify all abilities that come into contact with the body.

However, he made a mistake.

This is not a supernatural power, the smear of light seems to have a real shape, circling around him.

Like a dog, very annoying.

He tried to turn off the computer, but there was a stabbing pain in his head, and he fell into a coma.

In the dream, there was an old man with a white beard who talked a lot in a daze, from the origin of human beings to the end of the world.

Dazai felt a little drowsy when he heard it, even now he was still in a dream.

3. When Osamu Dazai woke up again, he was already sitting on the sofa at home.

A scene appeared in his mind, and he tentatively turned on the computer.

After hesitating for a moment, he still clicked on the software that had just appeared - [Dream Notes], which had a bit of a secondary flavor.

The opening screen welcomes a large doll, and then a sentence—[Dream Notes, a place where your dreams come true. 】

A dream come true?

Crackling~hiss~

A few wisps of white smoke came out from the motherboard, and then a row of big blood-red characters displayed: [Lack of ability, temporarily unavailable]

"Cut." Dazai snorted in disgust, and then typed: 【Central Plains appeared in front of me. 】

Whoosh.

The person he hated the most was really standing on the wooden planks of his house.

"..."

Before Zhong Yuan could react, he quickly typed: 【Zhong Yuan was bitten by a dog. 】

"Wang Wang Wang!"

A huge wolf dog appeared in front of the two of them, and Osamu Dazai leaned back in disgust.

Sure enough, the deterrent effect of two of his most hated creatures appearing in front of him at the same time was really huge.

"Bastard Dazai! You tell it to go away!"

"Sorry, I can't do anything."

The latter was lying on a high place calmly, drinking a small wine.

3.

Maybe it was because of being overly frightened, the power of the Central Plains was activated, and the [Dirty] ability was huge, not only destroying the enemy, but also hurting himself.

Osamu Dazai paused slightly, then picked up the computer and started typing.

But the computer has faltered, and even the screen went black.

He threw the computer aside angrily, jumped down, and firmly held the man's hand.

1. "Chuya, are you shrinking again?" Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to compare the gap between the two.

He remembered before his chin could rest on the top of his head, his lips could meet his forehead.

Why now... It seems that his head can only meet his chest?

Traveling through time and space, it also has the function of shrinking bones, I have seen it!

"Shut up, bastard!" Zhong Yuan kicked him rudely.

It's a shame, isn't it just 1.8 meters tall, it's still a scumbag if you cut off the calf!

"I'm [-]." Osamu Dazai ruthlessly tore his fantasy apart.

"Then cut off the feet too!"

"It's up to you—"

Osamu Dazai walked out of the alley first, the series of things that happened just now, that beam of unknown white light, that inexplicable software...

Since it is not a perfect suicide, but a conspiracy, then crush it severely, and then throw it into the furnace, so that it can no longer be done.

Osamu Dazai walked out with relaxed and energetic steps, and everything in front of him was somewhat unexpected.

"Chuya..."

The latter didn't answer, just bought a banana from a beggar, held it in his mouth and walked out.

"..."

Zhong Yuanyuan took a few deep breaths before remembering the fact that he was a gentleman. He said calmly, "Bastard, what have you done?"

He remembered that they were in Yokohama, and the little flowers, grass, trees, and trees in front of him didn't look like the previous painting style.

2. After the two turned around, they finally figured out what happened now and what was going on.

They are still in Japan, but it is no longer the time and space they were in before, but a parallel world.

In this world, there is no mafia, no detective agency, only an ideal that can only be touched by hell.

"But I like the hot sister Yu recently, I'm afraid you are so tall..."

"Get lost!" Zhong Yuan took out his knife and slammed it into the wall beside him, his eyes fierce.

However, with his current height, there is really no deterrent effect, more like a coquettish little... shrew.

3. They went to the restaurant for dinner.

Osamu Dazai ordered a portion of drunk crab and a separate portion of monosodium glutamate, and Nakahara only wanted a few bottles of wine.

After the meal was finished and the wine bottle was empty, the two realized a problem.

They have no money.

The one with no points.

"On credit."

"immoral."

"Let's run away."

"madness."

"..."

"Then you pay."

"Where did I get the money?" Nakahara Nakaya spread his hands innocently. He was taken over while taking a shower. It would be nice to put some clothes on himself when he had time. How could he get the wallet?

Left alone in the Central Plains, guarding a pile of crab shells.

This is the first time that the Central Plains, which has always claimed to be a gentleman, has suffered double-sided oppression.

Is it to take care of the gentleman's face or to escape orders?

Escape the bill?

What a disgusting and disgusting word.

3. About half an hour later, Zhong Yuan came out of the restaurant, and then a group of people ran out.

A few seconds later, there was a bang!

A pile of pink-colored scraps of paper floated out and landed on the ground within a radius of ten miles.

Osamu Dazai, wearing body armor, a hard helmet on his face, and pink debris on his head: "..."

What about the bomb?

The author has something to say: I want a favorite for the new article: This mythical beast is a little tricky!

Chi Yun, one of the worst Baizes in history.

Offended the Emperor of Heaven for various reasons, the Emperor of Heaven was furious, sent him into reincarnation, and ordered the seven dragon balls to be strictly guarded, and there must be no mistakes!

It's a pity that the Emperor of Heaven has calculated thousands of times, but he didn't figure it out--he is a master of this beast, but he is handsome and cute, not to mention the seven dragon balls, even his own son can't control it live.

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On Monday, he was a low-level zombie in charge of catching food in the zombie world, the kind who couldn't even speak well.

Then on the first day, he abolished the lifeblood of the zombie king;

On Tuesday, he is a good student with mid-level academic performance and law-abiding in the cute pet world.

Then on the first day, he was thrown into the toilet by the school bully;

On Wednesday, he is an ordinary employee in the president's world, the kind who would be a waste of pen and ink to say a word...