At that time only Tao was commonplace

Hoo hoo... slap!

Hoo hoo... slap!

Hoo hoo... slap!

.........

Guangliang, Biqing, and Bi'an looked at the bowls stacked higher and higher on the table, and couldn't help but feel a chill down their spine.

"Jian...Uncle Jiansi...You said what happened to Uncle Ji?" Bian gently tugged Guangliang's sleeves, lowered his head and asked with fear.

"No... Isn't it just to eat more? What's the big deal..." Guang Liang swallowed carefully, and involuntarily opened a certain distance from Daoji.

"The problem is, it's not that Uncle Daoji eats too much, but..." Biqing moved back the noodles he hadn't eaten a few bites, for fear of being snatched by Daoji, "But look at Daoji Uncle Master's expression is fierce, people who don't know would think that those bowls of noodles are his enemies..."

Hoo hoo... slap!

After Daoji finished eating, he didn't know which bowl of noodles it was, he put his hands on the table and panted, looking at his stomach with an angry face,

"How much do you need to eat!!!"

It's really strange to say that Daoji ate so many bowls of plain noodles, but his stomach didn't grow at all, as if all the noodles he just ate disappeared.

"Almost almost...e...e...water...e...water...e...e..."

The originally flat stomach suddenly became bulging, and the veins on Daoji's forehead were twitching. If it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't find a way to get rid of him for the time being, Daoji wouldn't suffer from this for fear that you would make trouble in his stomach. How birdish!

"Water!" The three of Guangliang Biqing and Bi'an were taken aback by Daoji who suddenly raised his head and shouted at them, and hurriedly poured a glass of water.

Daoji took the water and poured it directly into his mouth.

"Cough...slow...slow...cough..."

Daoji rolled his eyes upwards, are you the only one who can be choked to death so easily?snort!

Guangliang Biqing Bi'an and the others stared dumbfounded at the ever-changing facial expressions of their Daoji junior/junior uncle, from angry to complacent, with a drop of cold sweat dripping gorgeously from the back of his head.

"Tell me, what happened to Master Daoji?" Bian lowered his head and asked in a low voice.

"Although Daoji is usually crazy, he is not as crazy as he is now, so weirdly crazy..." Guang Liang wiped his shiny head.

"Yeah!" Biqing also lowered his head and joined the discussion team, "Isn't it because he broke his head after fighting with the master of Qiankun Cave some time ago..."

"Your head was broken!" Biqing slapped Daoji hard on the head, and looked at Daoji innocently while touching his head with some grievances.

"Why hit my little Biqing! Don't you know that only I can hit his head?" Guang Liang stood up in front of Biqing, looking at Daoji with a righteous face.

Daoji looked back unceremoniously, with a look of "I'll hit you, what can you do with me".

Guang Liang knew that he was no match for this crazy junior, so he had no choice but to take the next best thing and pull Bian out from behind.

"Big deal, I'll let you beat Bi'an in the future!" After finishing speaking, he pulled Bi Qing away like flying.

"Uncle Jiansi, Senior Brother Biqing..." How could Xiao Bian think that his Uncle Jiansi would betray himself mercilessly for Senior Brother Biqing, so he could only look at Daoji with a sad face, and begged in a low voice, "Uncle Daoji, a little bit of strength..."

Daoji was amused, and couldn't help thinking of trying to play tricks on Bi'an.

"I'll try my best..." After saying that, she smirked and raised her fan.

But who knew that Bi'an was too timid, before Daoji's fan fell, he collapsed on the ground and passed out.

"Hey! Is this necessary? Monk, I won't really hit you..." Daoji looked at Bi'an who was "dizzy" on the ground, and laughed unkindly.

Halfway through the funny, Dao Ji couldn't laugh anymore.

because...

"I'm going for a walk to digest!"

Daoji lowered his head and stared fiercely at his stomach, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't push me too far!"

"Whether you like to go or not! But if you don't go, don't regret it!"

The voice in the stomach sounded maliciously, with a tooth-itching triumph.

"Hmph!" Daoji snorted coldly, not paying attention to this warning at all.

Just kidding, I have escaped many morning meetings before.If you don't go this time, you will definitely be punished!What's more, the monk, I have already stayed in the temple for inspection. If I come again, the monk, I will really become a wandering monk!

After thinking about it, Daoji patted his stomach proudly, and strode towards the main hall.

well!If Daoji knew that this morning meeting would become the biggest stain in his life, would he still be as satisfied as he is now?

At the morning meeting, Daoji rarely sat in the crowd and recited scriptures. He thought that everything would be fine, but the enemy in his stomach started to make trouble again.

"What do you want to do again?"

Daoji was still chanting sutras in his mouth, but his eyes looked down, communicating with him in his heart.

"Eh! I told you to go for a walk a long time ago! Now I eat too much, and I can't digest it! Eh!"

My friend burped in my stomach, and all the taste of the plain noodles I ate in the morning came from my stomach to Dao Ji's mouth.

evil...

Daoji was so dizzy from the smell of fermentation, he quickly replied,

"Who told you to eat so much! You deserve it!"

"Woo... so uncomfortable... I... I can't hold it anymore..."

The sudden voice in his mind made Daoji tremble, and a stream of cold sweat slowly slid down his spine from the back of Daoji's head...

"Don't...you don't..."

pff~~~~

...

..

The world suddenly became silent...

"No...it's not me!" Daoji saw that a group of fellow apprentices stopped chanting sutras, and all of them turned their heads to look at him strangely.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, another heavy fart sound came from Daoji's body, making the already quiet hall even more eerie...

At that time, Biqing Bian's first thought was not to laugh, but to admire secretly.

As expected of Uncle Daoji, he even farted so shockingly...

puff pip ~~~~

...

..

The tone of voice is so...different.

"Eh! The plain noodles in your Zhai Tang are not clean, you've spoiled your stomach... Eh!" After finishing speaking, there was another burst of diarrhea-like fart.

on purpose!

He definitely did it on purpose! ! !

Daoji clenched his fists tightly, feeling that his hat was being pushed up by his hair.

Although Daoji is insane, he has never disrespected the Buddha and disrespected the Dharma Assembly. Now, one of his few good images that he had originally was broken by this guy gorgeously...

"Daoji!" The abbot couldn't bear it no matter how good-tempered he was, he roared directly, "Daoji disrespected the presiding officer and neglected to pay respects to the Buddha. Now he is punished by copying the Diamond Sutra, the Prajna Sutra, and the Yanhua Sutra. A hundred times, hand it in tomorrow morning!"

"Yes... Abbot..." Dao Ji knew that explaining was useless, so he bent down and finished the task with a sad face.

But just as he was bending over, another heavy fart came out.

In an instant, many people within three feet around Daoji retreated, leaving a blank circle around Daoji.

"You copy it for me now!!!" The abbot's beard flew up in anger, Daoji looked helpless.

As he walked out of the hall, his stomach continued to groan, and there were several serial fart sounds, which made the little monks behind him want to laugh but dared not laugh. Their faces were twisted and placed there, which added a lot of excitement. Funny.

It wasn't until the moment he stepped out of the hall that the enemy in his stomach stopped, and he said twice,

"Well... it's much more comfortable to let it out..."

"You deliberately embarrassed me, didn't you?" Daoji felt that his self-cultivation became better after being with this guy for a long time.

"People have three urgencies, what can I do if I can't hold back?"

The voice is still so triumphant, it makes people's teeth itch with hatred.

As expected, I haven't cultivated enough yet.

Daoji twitched his face and tried hard not to break the thread called reason in his mind.

"It's to blame! I can only blame you for not allowing me to take a walk to digest it just now. Isn't it what you often say that every cause must have an effect? ​​Hehe..."

There was a bang, as if something had been disconnected...

A roar came from Lingyin Temple in the early morning, scaring away the birds all over the forest, as if the birds retaliated against Daoji for disturbing their sleep, when a flock of birds flew over Daoji's head, one The steaming fresh bird droppings landed on the top of Daoji's head as if it was an Olympic shooter's shot with incomparable accuracy...

yeah!ten rings!On target!

"Daoji, did you ask me to come out?" Jiang Long looked at Daoji lying on the table and raised his eyebrows.

Daoji rolled his eyes and gestured to his stomach with his eyes.

Jianglong froze for a moment, then shook his head.

Daoji sighed secretly, and threw a stack of white papers in front of Jianglong with a swipe, "Help copy the scriptures!"

Jianglong twitched his cheeks, looking at the pile of scriptures in front of him with some headaches, "How much do you want?"

"The "Diamond Sutra", "Prajna Sutra", and "Yanhua Sutra" each one hundred times, and I will hand it over to the host tomorrow morning." Daoji stared at his stomach with a gloomy expression on his face.

Jianglong took a step back invisibly, and quickly changed the subject, "Well, what are you going to do?"

Jianglong raised his chin towards Daoji's stomach.

Daoji reluctantly put down the pen in his hand, shook his head with a wry smile and said, "If it weren't for you, I would have been kept in the dark by Zhao Bin!"

It turned out that before Daoji questioned Zhao Bin, he had already secretly called Jianglong to let him examine his own situation in detail, otherwise he would not be able to make such a certain conclusion, but he did not inform Zhao Bin, mainly because he was afraid that he would think too much .

"I'm a fan of the authorities, Daoji, I'm afraid I won't be able to help you this time!" Jiang Long suddenly became serious, but there was a bit of depression behind the seriousness, "That kid is making trouble for me from time to time, it seems He is hating on me."

Daoji glared at Jianglong, "You're not bad! Look at me! Not only will you be punished for copying the scriptures here, but you will also take the blame for this brat!"

His stomach was kicked again, expressing his dissatisfaction.

"Hmph!" Daoji snorted coldly.

Seeing this, Jianglong frowned, and said seriously, "Daoji, although I don't know what's going on, but he has spirituality and thoughts now, you...what should you do?"

Daoji lowered his eyes and said nothing.

The biggest difference between life and non-life is the presence or absence of spirituality and thought. Spirituality is the inherent advantage of every animal, so their cultivation is far simpler than that of dead objects such as mirrors and walls.And humans have more thoughts than animals, so humans are a more unique species than animals.

Of course, there are still many ambiguous species between life and non-life. For example, some souls have too much obsession in life, so after reincarnation, some of their obsessions turn into consciousness and float in the world. They can only do things every day. The thing that I couldn't let go of before, I repeated it again and again until it died out; more specifically, some energy with strong emotions of the subject, such as the sword energy that killed countless swordsmen or the devil energy of demons, because of its powerful energy, It is very possible to cultivate into a living body in a suitable environment, with its own thoughts and consciousness.

And this...

Daoji and Jianglong stood face to face like this, and the atmosphere seemed a bit dignified.

He is the incarnation of demonic energy, but grows in the body of Buddha nature.He was supposed to be an energy without joy or sorrow, but he had thoughts and turned into life.There is a big difference between killing and not killing.Even though he has demonic energy, he has never harmed anyone after all. If he is killed like this, is it considered a violation of the precept to kill?