my you
Chapter 44 The turtle son has to eat
This unscrupulous little action didn't stop until the coach came over again.
Fang Sheng quickly got up from the ground, pretended to be propped on the ground, watched the coach walk to another place, heaved a sigh of relief, and fell down again.
"Does the bastard you gave me need to eat?" Lu Ding sat beside him, tinkering with Fang Sheng's single-player game.
Fang Sheng lay face down on the ground, and said in a hoarse voice, "That's a tortoise, not a bastard."
"All right, all right, does that turtle need to eat?"
Fang Sheng shook his head, "I don't know, you can search the Internet, or we can go to the pet store at noon and ask."
"Fang Sheng!" The coach stood in front of him at some point and shouted aggressively, "You are the most lazy in the entire school team."
Fang Sheng groaned, and wanted to stand up, but fell on the ground weakly and chose to pretend to be dead.
"No more?" asked the coach.
Fang Sheng nodded, then shook his head suddenly and violently, "A man can't say he can't do it."
The coach looked at Fang Sheng who was trembling on the ground, and sighed slightly, "Go and have lunch first, don't be late in the afternoon."
Fang Sheng continued to pretend to be dead, and while the coach was not paying attention, he blinked at Lu Ding beside him.
Lu Ding understood instantly, packed up the two people's things, greeted the coach, picked up Fang Sheng and ran out.
"Put it down for me," Fang Sheng patted him on the back, "I'm about to vomit because of you."
Lu Ding smiled and put the person on his shoulders on the ground, and grabbed his arm, "Can I walk by myself?"
Fang Sheng pouted, "No, I need my boyfriend to carry it."
"When you act like a baby, I really want to kiss you." Lu Ding looked around.
Probably because of the meal time, there were not many people near the gymnasium.
He quickly turned his head and smacked Fang Sheng's face, then turned back as if nothing had happened, squatted down, "come up."
Fang Sheng raised his hand to wipe off the saliva on his face, and leaned on his back, "I'm stinking to death by you, so I'll lose money."
"How much do you pay?"
"Accompany me with a strawberry." Fang Sheng loosened his hand around Lu Lu's neck, pulled away the sweater collar of the person below, and planted a small bright red strawberry on his shoulder.
The reason why it is planted here is because Fang Sheng read a news a while ago, saying that a girl planted strawberries on her boyfriend's neck and sucked out his arteries.
It was scary to think about it, Fang Sheng shivered on Lu Ding's back, and the hands wrapped around Lu Ding's neck tightened again.
"Cold?" Lu Ding said, "It's hot inside the gymnasium, and it will definitely be cold outside. Hold on, we'll be downstairs in the dormitory soon."
Fang Sheng nodded, rubbed his face against Lu Ding's shoulder, and took a deep breath of immortal energy.
"Are you smoking :) poison baby?" Lu Ding laughed.
"Suck you," Fang Sheng nestled on his back, "You are poisonous. My grandma used to raise a cat, and she often washed it with soap, and it smelled good. I like to suck the cat like this. It's super cool. So Say that cat is poisonous too, you all are poisonous, I like them all."
"I like you too." Lu Ding smiled and pressed the elevator upstairs.
"Let me down." Fang Sheng said.
Lu Ding shook his head, "I'll send you to the door of the dormitory. You go back and eat some candy. I'll carry you after I get the meal card and your son's condom. Let's eat first and then go to the pet shop."
"The condom is also your son." Fang Sheng on his back giggled twice, and the legs hanging on both sides of Lu Ding's body shook up and down.
"Turtles are omnivores," said the shop owner. "You can feed them meat and vegetables. You can also buy some turtle feed."
"Is there any recommended feed?" Lu Ding carried the tortoise box, "I'll buy some and go home."
While waiting for the owner to go to the warehouse to fetch the feed, Fang Sheng squatted on the ground and teased the turtle through the box.
"The condom really looks like you," Lu Ding said, "You are a bastard, that's why you can meet this bastard."
"I told you this is not a bastard." Fang Sheng didn't want to pay attention to him, turned his head and continued to tease the turtle, "Isn't it, Condom, you see your father doesn't understand anything, he is the bastard."
"Hey!" Lu Ding raised his foot and kicked Fang Sheng's butt, "I hit you."
"Domestic violence! Domestic violence!" Fang Sheng pulled his feet away, "You don't love me anymore."
Lu Ding looked at him and laughed twice, "I don't love you, who do you love?"
"You only love Fang Sheng, not me." Fang Sheng pursed his lips and muttered, "I'm going to a training camp next month, and we're going to be separated soon, and you still hit me."
Lu Ding grabbed Fang Sheng's collar and lifted him up from the ground, "Try saying that I don't love you."
"I didn't say." Fang Sheng looked away.
"Then did you fart just now?" Lu Ding grabbed his face with great interest, forcing Fang Sheng to look at him.
"It was you who farted," Fang Sheng pretended to slap his nose, "King of Farts."
The store owner came in through the back door with two bags of feed, and smiled as he watched their actions.
Lu Ding let go of his hand angrily, and Fang Sheng turned his head to the side embarrassingly.
"I wish you a long time," the shopkeeper handed the feed to Lu Ding, "Is your tortoise called a condom?"
Lu Ding nodded.
"It's cute," the owner pushed the WeChat payment code forward, "A total of one hundred and one."
"Okay," Lu Ding took out his phone and paid, "Thank you, I'm sorry to trouble you today."
"You're welcome, come back later."
There are some signs of sprouting on the branches of the street. Spring has come quietly, but people have not come out of the cold of winter because of the cold weather outside.
Lu Ding held the turtle box and two large bags of feed in his left hand, and Fang Sheng in his right hand.
The days to come are still long, and this is the first spring.
Fang Sheng threw the candy wrapper in his hand into the trash can next to him, turned his head and saw Lu Ding staring at him with a smirk.
Very warm smile, quite suitable for this season.
Fang Sheng also smiled at him, and tightened his interlocking fingers.
Lu Ding took a deep breath, carried the box into the dormitory.
"I'm back," greeted Gu Lu who was closest to him, "Did you take the picture yourself? Have you finally given up on my cute orange cat?"
Lu Ding nodded, "I have something to tell you."
"Don't talk to him alone," Chen Siwen turned the chair to face him, "Talk to us if there is anything happy."
"I'm with Fang Sheng."
Seemed to be a peaceful coming out.
But the calmer the face, the more irritable and uneasy in the bottom of his heart.
In case Chen Siwen quarreled with him again, there would be no more excuses this time.
It was quiet for a while.
"Congratulations," Gu Lu stood up and patted him on the shoulder, "You were the only single dog left in our dormitory, but now everyone is out of singles."
"Yeah." Lu Ding smiled with the corners of his mouth pulled, and looked carefully at Chen Siwen and Xiao Fan again.
Chen Siwen clicked his tongue.
Lu Ding's heart was about to pop out of his throat.
If Chen Siwen and the others still felt disgusted, at worst he would move out.
No result.
Xiao Fan turned his face and said congratulations to him, then turned back and continued playing games.
"Well," Chen Siwen said, "Actually, I thought about it later, and there is no girl who is worthy of the two of you. You are in sync with each other, and you are equally excellent. Standing together makes people feel that you are a good match, which is very good."
Lu Ding was taken aback for a moment.
"Last time, I was angry and brain-burning. It doesn't matter who you are with," Chen Siwen continued, "Congratulations."
Lu Ding didn't know what to say for a while.
No quarrels and fights as expected.
Not even a big reaction to the fact that he came out.
Just a word of congratulations.
Whether it was from the heart or not, he felt quite happy.
"Thank you," he said, "I promise we won't disturb your normal life." Lu Ding raised three fingers, "We won't deliberately show our affection in front of you."
"Bad!" Chen Siwen smiled at him, "It's okay, don't we often call and play videos in the dormitory to show our affection."
Lu Ding lowered his head, "This... probably is different."
"Don't think about it," Gu Lu took the tortoise from his hand, "They're all the same, they're just falling in love. It's been a week and you haven't told us what the tortoise's name is."
"It's called a bastard." Lu Ding said.
"Why did the tortoise call the bastard's name?" Chen Siwen smiled and teased the tortoise with Gu Lu holding the feed, "The tortoise and the bastard are not the same creature."
"Well," Lu Ding scratched his head, "Actually, Fang Sheng and I both call him Condom."
"Trick?" Gu Lu's eyes widened, "You urbanites are quite good at playing."
"No, no," Lu Ding quickly waved his hand, "It's the set of the ferrule, not the set of the tool."
Chen Siwen and Gu Lu who were standing beside the box were visibly relieved.
Lu Ding also leaned over to them, "Don't stick your fingers in, be careful he bites you."
Gu Lu quickly dropped the little bit of feed in his hand, and withdrew his fingers from the box.
very harmonious.
Lu Ding is the one who should really breathe a sigh of relief.
More than just saying congratulations.
They saw Lu Ding approaching and did not hide.
I really accepted him.
"There is a teaching internship this summer, each department has only one quota, and it will go to Yunnan," Chen Siwen pinched the registration form, "Lu Ding, our department appointed you to go."
"Ah."
"At that time, all the league games will be over," Chen Siwen said, "Fang Sheng will definitely get a spot, and then you can go together."
"Why?" Lu Ding asked.
"This internship is the first place in each department. Didn't you two check your grades during the winter vacation?"
Lu Ding shook his head.
Did not check.
forget.
"You, we are the first-year freshman in our department," Chen Siwen flipped through the report card on his phone, "The average score is 2 points lower than No.[-] in the same major, and the grade point is also the highest in the whole department."
Lu Ding was not surprised by his grades, turned around and asked, "Where's Fang Sheng?"
"It's about the same as you," Chen Siwen said, "Zhang Pei even complained to me, saying that Fang Sheng played games every day, but his grades were [-] or [-] miles behind others, and he couldn't catch up with the rocket."
Lu Ding touched a candy and threw it into his mouth, took out his phone and planned to ask Fang Sheng about it.
But Fang Sheng's message had been sent for half an hour.
He took the phone in his hand and patted it, "The broken phone missed me again."
——Yunnan, are you going?
--certainly.
Fang Sheng quickly got up from the ground, pretended to be propped on the ground, watched the coach walk to another place, heaved a sigh of relief, and fell down again.
"Does the bastard you gave me need to eat?" Lu Ding sat beside him, tinkering with Fang Sheng's single-player game.
Fang Sheng lay face down on the ground, and said in a hoarse voice, "That's a tortoise, not a bastard."
"All right, all right, does that turtle need to eat?"
Fang Sheng shook his head, "I don't know, you can search the Internet, or we can go to the pet store at noon and ask."
"Fang Sheng!" The coach stood in front of him at some point and shouted aggressively, "You are the most lazy in the entire school team."
Fang Sheng groaned, and wanted to stand up, but fell on the ground weakly and chose to pretend to be dead.
"No more?" asked the coach.
Fang Sheng nodded, then shook his head suddenly and violently, "A man can't say he can't do it."
The coach looked at Fang Sheng who was trembling on the ground, and sighed slightly, "Go and have lunch first, don't be late in the afternoon."
Fang Sheng continued to pretend to be dead, and while the coach was not paying attention, he blinked at Lu Ding beside him.
Lu Ding understood instantly, packed up the two people's things, greeted the coach, picked up Fang Sheng and ran out.
"Put it down for me," Fang Sheng patted him on the back, "I'm about to vomit because of you."
Lu Ding smiled and put the person on his shoulders on the ground, and grabbed his arm, "Can I walk by myself?"
Fang Sheng pouted, "No, I need my boyfriend to carry it."
"When you act like a baby, I really want to kiss you." Lu Ding looked around.
Probably because of the meal time, there were not many people near the gymnasium.
He quickly turned his head and smacked Fang Sheng's face, then turned back as if nothing had happened, squatted down, "come up."
Fang Sheng raised his hand to wipe off the saliva on his face, and leaned on his back, "I'm stinking to death by you, so I'll lose money."
"How much do you pay?"
"Accompany me with a strawberry." Fang Sheng loosened his hand around Lu Lu's neck, pulled away the sweater collar of the person below, and planted a small bright red strawberry on his shoulder.
The reason why it is planted here is because Fang Sheng read a news a while ago, saying that a girl planted strawberries on her boyfriend's neck and sucked out his arteries.
It was scary to think about it, Fang Sheng shivered on Lu Ding's back, and the hands wrapped around Lu Ding's neck tightened again.
"Cold?" Lu Ding said, "It's hot inside the gymnasium, and it will definitely be cold outside. Hold on, we'll be downstairs in the dormitory soon."
Fang Sheng nodded, rubbed his face against Lu Ding's shoulder, and took a deep breath of immortal energy.
"Are you smoking :) poison baby?" Lu Ding laughed.
"Suck you," Fang Sheng nestled on his back, "You are poisonous. My grandma used to raise a cat, and she often washed it with soap, and it smelled good. I like to suck the cat like this. It's super cool. So Say that cat is poisonous too, you all are poisonous, I like them all."
"I like you too." Lu Ding smiled and pressed the elevator upstairs.
"Let me down." Fang Sheng said.
Lu Ding shook his head, "I'll send you to the door of the dormitory. You go back and eat some candy. I'll carry you after I get the meal card and your son's condom. Let's eat first and then go to the pet shop."
"The condom is also your son." Fang Sheng on his back giggled twice, and the legs hanging on both sides of Lu Ding's body shook up and down.
"Turtles are omnivores," said the shop owner. "You can feed them meat and vegetables. You can also buy some turtle feed."
"Is there any recommended feed?" Lu Ding carried the tortoise box, "I'll buy some and go home."
While waiting for the owner to go to the warehouse to fetch the feed, Fang Sheng squatted on the ground and teased the turtle through the box.
"The condom really looks like you," Lu Ding said, "You are a bastard, that's why you can meet this bastard."
"I told you this is not a bastard." Fang Sheng didn't want to pay attention to him, turned his head and continued to tease the turtle, "Isn't it, Condom, you see your father doesn't understand anything, he is the bastard."
"Hey!" Lu Ding raised his foot and kicked Fang Sheng's butt, "I hit you."
"Domestic violence! Domestic violence!" Fang Sheng pulled his feet away, "You don't love me anymore."
Lu Ding looked at him and laughed twice, "I don't love you, who do you love?"
"You only love Fang Sheng, not me." Fang Sheng pursed his lips and muttered, "I'm going to a training camp next month, and we're going to be separated soon, and you still hit me."
Lu Ding grabbed Fang Sheng's collar and lifted him up from the ground, "Try saying that I don't love you."
"I didn't say." Fang Sheng looked away.
"Then did you fart just now?" Lu Ding grabbed his face with great interest, forcing Fang Sheng to look at him.
"It was you who farted," Fang Sheng pretended to slap his nose, "King of Farts."
The store owner came in through the back door with two bags of feed, and smiled as he watched their actions.
Lu Ding let go of his hand angrily, and Fang Sheng turned his head to the side embarrassingly.
"I wish you a long time," the shopkeeper handed the feed to Lu Ding, "Is your tortoise called a condom?"
Lu Ding nodded.
"It's cute," the owner pushed the WeChat payment code forward, "A total of one hundred and one."
"Okay," Lu Ding took out his phone and paid, "Thank you, I'm sorry to trouble you today."
"You're welcome, come back later."
There are some signs of sprouting on the branches of the street. Spring has come quietly, but people have not come out of the cold of winter because of the cold weather outside.
Lu Ding held the turtle box and two large bags of feed in his left hand, and Fang Sheng in his right hand.
The days to come are still long, and this is the first spring.
Fang Sheng threw the candy wrapper in his hand into the trash can next to him, turned his head and saw Lu Ding staring at him with a smirk.
Very warm smile, quite suitable for this season.
Fang Sheng also smiled at him, and tightened his interlocking fingers.
Lu Ding took a deep breath, carried the box into the dormitory.
"I'm back," greeted Gu Lu who was closest to him, "Did you take the picture yourself? Have you finally given up on my cute orange cat?"
Lu Ding nodded, "I have something to tell you."
"Don't talk to him alone," Chen Siwen turned the chair to face him, "Talk to us if there is anything happy."
"I'm with Fang Sheng."
Seemed to be a peaceful coming out.
But the calmer the face, the more irritable and uneasy in the bottom of his heart.
In case Chen Siwen quarreled with him again, there would be no more excuses this time.
It was quiet for a while.
"Congratulations," Gu Lu stood up and patted him on the shoulder, "You were the only single dog left in our dormitory, but now everyone is out of singles."
"Yeah." Lu Ding smiled with the corners of his mouth pulled, and looked carefully at Chen Siwen and Xiao Fan again.
Chen Siwen clicked his tongue.
Lu Ding's heart was about to pop out of his throat.
If Chen Siwen and the others still felt disgusted, at worst he would move out.
No result.
Xiao Fan turned his face and said congratulations to him, then turned back and continued playing games.
"Well," Chen Siwen said, "Actually, I thought about it later, and there is no girl who is worthy of the two of you. You are in sync with each other, and you are equally excellent. Standing together makes people feel that you are a good match, which is very good."
Lu Ding was taken aback for a moment.
"Last time, I was angry and brain-burning. It doesn't matter who you are with," Chen Siwen continued, "Congratulations."
Lu Ding didn't know what to say for a while.
No quarrels and fights as expected.
Not even a big reaction to the fact that he came out.
Just a word of congratulations.
Whether it was from the heart or not, he felt quite happy.
"Thank you," he said, "I promise we won't disturb your normal life." Lu Ding raised three fingers, "We won't deliberately show our affection in front of you."
"Bad!" Chen Siwen smiled at him, "It's okay, don't we often call and play videos in the dormitory to show our affection."
Lu Ding lowered his head, "This... probably is different."
"Don't think about it," Gu Lu took the tortoise from his hand, "They're all the same, they're just falling in love. It's been a week and you haven't told us what the tortoise's name is."
"It's called a bastard." Lu Ding said.
"Why did the tortoise call the bastard's name?" Chen Siwen smiled and teased the tortoise with Gu Lu holding the feed, "The tortoise and the bastard are not the same creature."
"Well," Lu Ding scratched his head, "Actually, Fang Sheng and I both call him Condom."
"Trick?" Gu Lu's eyes widened, "You urbanites are quite good at playing."
"No, no," Lu Ding quickly waved his hand, "It's the set of the ferrule, not the set of the tool."
Chen Siwen and Gu Lu who were standing beside the box were visibly relieved.
Lu Ding also leaned over to them, "Don't stick your fingers in, be careful he bites you."
Gu Lu quickly dropped the little bit of feed in his hand, and withdrew his fingers from the box.
very harmonious.
Lu Ding is the one who should really breathe a sigh of relief.
More than just saying congratulations.
They saw Lu Ding approaching and did not hide.
I really accepted him.
"There is a teaching internship this summer, each department has only one quota, and it will go to Yunnan," Chen Siwen pinched the registration form, "Lu Ding, our department appointed you to go."
"Ah."
"At that time, all the league games will be over," Chen Siwen said, "Fang Sheng will definitely get a spot, and then you can go together."
"Why?" Lu Ding asked.
"This internship is the first place in each department. Didn't you two check your grades during the winter vacation?"
Lu Ding shook his head.
Did not check.
forget.
"You, we are the first-year freshman in our department," Chen Siwen flipped through the report card on his phone, "The average score is 2 points lower than No.[-] in the same major, and the grade point is also the highest in the whole department."
Lu Ding was not surprised by his grades, turned around and asked, "Where's Fang Sheng?"
"It's about the same as you," Chen Siwen said, "Zhang Pei even complained to me, saying that Fang Sheng played games every day, but his grades were [-] or [-] miles behind others, and he couldn't catch up with the rocket."
Lu Ding touched a candy and threw it into his mouth, took out his phone and planned to ask Fang Sheng about it.
But Fang Sheng's message had been sent for half an hour.
He took the phone in his hand and patted it, "The broken phone missed me again."
——Yunnan, are you going?
--certainly.
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