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As soon as he stepped into the hotel room, Lu Ding fell straight on the bed, and deliberately held his breath when An Shaowen came to check his breathing.

"Lu Ding! Lu Ding!"

The person being called closed his eyes tightly, biting the tender piece of meat on the inner wall of his mouth, forcing himself not to laugh out loud.

The moment before An Shaowen picked up the phone to dial 120, Lu Ding suddenly got up from the bed and snatched his mobile phone.

"I'm going, are you okay? I thought you fainted from hypoglycemia again." An Shaowen was a little speechless, "Are you childish? How many times have you used this trick to play me since I was a child? Is it fun?"

A bright smile immediately appeared on Lu Ding's face.

The slender red phoenix eyes are full of smiles, they are simply a pair of eyes that can contain all the beautiful things in the world, and the thin pink lips are also bent into a beautiful arc, adding the most playful to the exquisite facial features like carvings a sum of money.

"It's fun to be able to play tricks from childhood to adulthood." He stretched out his hand: "Find me a candy, I'm really dizzy."

When An Shaowen was looking for candy everywhere, a sudden "ding dong" from Lu Ding's mobile phone attracted all his attention.

——The fact that I was gay was known by my whole family.

The corner of Lu Ding's mouth twitched, no wonder the greasy uncle likes men.

It is said that once the first impression is formed, all subsequent impressions are based on the first impression.

Lu Ding felt that his brain was a little twitchy, and agreeing to do this with An Shaowen was completely a behavior after taking brain-dead movies.He turned on the phone and replied to the other party:

——So you want to find a girlfriend and pretend to prove that you like girls?

--Um.

"An Shaowen, your client is still gay. This makes me feel that I am in a super invincible and dangerous situation," Lu Ding looked at An Shaowen who was packing his luggage, and said anxiously, "Although my sister always instills a certain Some knowledge, but now I really can't stand it. What should I do?"

An Shaowen stuffed plum candy in his hand, and then began to take out the clothes in the suitcase one by one, "Let me tell you, Lu Ding, I'm still angry, don't ask me anything .”

"That's right." Lu Ding lay on the bed and sent a message to Lu Xiao:

——Sister, hurry up!!! I encountered a very strange thing, you won’t believe it when I tell you.

When An Shaowen packed up his things over there, Lu Xiao didn't reply to his message.

This woman is busy again?He didn't even reply to his brother's message.

"Lu Ding, what are you staring at?" An Shaowen looked for the nearest takeaway with his mobile phone, "Did you hear what I asked you just now?"

Lu Ding turned around and asked, "What did you ask me just now?"

An Shaowen raised his phone and tapped the blacked-out screen, "What's for dinner? I'm going to order takeaway."

"Whatever, I will eat whatever you eat." Lu Ding replied.

"Will you eat shit if I eat it?"

"Then you should eat it alone, I don't have that heavy taste," Lu Ding scratched his head, "I want to eat the most authentic seafood noodles here, is there any for sale?"

An Shaowen flipped through the phone screen, chose a restaurant with a good reputation, and ordered two bowls.

The takeaway was quickly delivered to the hotel. Lu Ding picked up a piece of crab steak in the bowl and stuffed it into his mouth, took another mouthful of noodles, and asked vaguely, "We ran so far just to eat takeaway?"

An Shaowen was also stunned, "Didn't you say before you came that you wanted to sit on the beach by the sea and enjoy the evening breeze and eat a feast of seafood?"

"Yes." Lu Ding stopped his chopsticks and looked at An Shaowen.

The embarrassment of the two fools instantly filled the air.

Lu Ding's cell phone rang suddenly.Still that friend:

—Send a photo to see?

——I'm a man, let's delete each other, thank you.

Although very immoral.

But Lu Ding didn't want to pretend anymore.

The other party probably also regarded him as a liar who cheated money, and blocked him decisively.

When Lu Ding wanted to send a message to tell that person not to apply for a refund, a red exclamation mark was displayed before the message.

He bit his chopsticks, and timidly said to An Shaowen, "Quickly check that that person didn't apply for a refund."

An Shaowen was sweating profusely, he turned on his phone and looked, "No, I've confirmed receipt."

"There are so many people on the Internet now," Lu Ding held down An Shaowen's chopsticks, and said unhappily, "And you, you black-hearted boss, shameless businessman, return my 30 yuan If you didn’t give it to me, return my hard-earned money!”

An Shaowen raised his eyebrows at Lu Ding, "Do you want any money? I'll pay for this meal, okay?"

Lu Ding was about to be pissed off by his anger, "You're going to cheat me for thirty with a bowl of broken powder, aren't you brother?"

The other party took out the takeaway order, "Look at it, it's only 23 yuan for a bowl of Pofen, and there is an eight-yuan delivery fee."

Lu Ding used his superb mental arithmetic skills. Although he was a bit overqualified, he didn't care about these small details when safeguarding the legitimate rights and interests of migrant workers: "On average, 27 yuan per person, you And cheated me for three yuan!"

"Three yuan is my travel expenses." An Shaowen was still talking about fans calmly. During the period, he did not forget to pick up a fish ball and stuff it into Lu Ding's mouth, trying to block his mouth.

"Didn't the delivery fee be counted? Eight yuan, divided into four yuan per person." Lu Ding was a little puzzled, where was the extra three yuan for travel expenses.

"Can the running fee and the delivery fee be the same? The delivery fee is for the delivery guy, and the running fee is for me." An Shaowen looked at Lu Ding, who was puffing up with his arms crossed, and said, "The delivery fee is for me. I went to the door to get it, of course it has to be counted as my travel expenses."

The person in front of me doesn't look like a rich second generation at all. The rich second generation of other people's families are "I will pay for tonight's consumption." Every dollar is a pit.

Lu Ding grinned coldly, stopped arguing with An Shaowen, and just ate the noodles in his bowl.

Although the fish balls and crab sticks added in it are not serious seafood, but the taste is quite good, and a bowl of noodles at 23 is not a loss.

Seeing Lu Dingan eating quietly, An Shaowen felt a little panic in his heart. Is this the calm before the storm?

He stared at Lu Ding's movements, and the moment the other party finished drinking the soup and put down his chopsticks, An Shaowen hurried to the bathroom, and locked the door behind him quickly.

Lu Ding chuckled outside, imitating Aunt Xue in the TV series "Deep Love and Rain", knocking on the door while pinching his voice and shouting: "An Shaowen, don't hide inside and keep silent, I know you At home, if you have the ability to say something like that, why don’t you have the ability to open the door? Open the door, open the door, open the door!"

An Shaowen firmly pressed against the doorknob, "You will definitely fight with me when I open the door. I'm not afraid of you. I don't want to touch you for your sister's sake."

Under the desperate resistance, An Shaowen listened to the door gradually calm down, and then lay down on the ground and looked out through the small crack, making sure that Lu Ding was not standing at the door again, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

It's a pity that the stone in his heart was suspended again before it could fall down.

It was the sound of a key opening the door.

"An Shaowen, don't think that you are safe if you hide inside and lock the door. Let me tell you, even if you fly into the sky with rockets and cannons on your body, I can find a way to catch you."

The door of the bathroom was suddenly opened, and Lu Ding dragged An Shaowen out with a look of lovelessness, "Send me three red envelopes, and I'll let you go."

Under the coercion of the devil, An Shaowen had no choice but to obediently transfer three yuan to him, "Lu Ding, why didn't I realize you were so picky before?"

"I didn't realize you were so picky before." Lu Ding accepted it contentedly, "I'm super poor recently, and I can still save some money for breakfast when I go to school. Where can I get money now that I'm on vacation? Besides, I'm serious. The habit of spending every penny is caused by Xu Ying. You have never seen her ask me for gifts. More than 300 lipsticks are like no money to her. Whenever there is a festival, she wants lipstick , I said she was still not happy when I bought it for her."

An Shaowen looked at him, "Just the red lipstick you bought? Is that for normal people? At least you give a pink one, what do you mean by giving someone a blue one?"

"It was she who said she wanted mermaid color. Isn't mermaid blue?"

An Shaowen: Allow me to rest my forehead for another minute.

Since Lu Ding fell in love in his second year of high school, his face has not been as round as before, and he lost weight completely by skipping food and saving money.

Without the cover of fat, the lines of his face are more prominent, coupled with his already fair skin and sculpted facial features, especially a pair of beautiful red phoenix eyes, he has been called a school grass for three years and he deserves his name .

An Shaowen patted Lu Ding on the shoulder, "All the points are divided, and there is nothing to say, don't think about it anymore."

"But she doesn't think so." Lu Ding unlocked his phone, and opened up the news in Moments. The latest one was posted by Xu Ying:

——If you are unsatisfactory with your predecessor, there will be a successor to redeem you. I hope that all friends will not bring me together with someone in the future. We are over. I have met Brother Octopus now, and I don’t want him to be jealous, crab, crab, (*^_^*).

Finally, Xu Ying also added a photo of herself and Yu Zhang. In the photo, she only wore a camisole on her upper body, snuggling softly in Yu Zhang's arms.

Lu Ding frowned. When he and Xu Ying were getting along, he never liked to see her wearing revealing clothes. When she turned around and got in touch with others, he still felt a little uncomfortable looking at this little vest with strapless shoulders and chest. Comfortable.

An Shaowen landed on his mobile phone and looked at the circle of friends, "I'm not happy with my ex, haha."

Lu Ding gritted his teeth and said nothing.

"You are good enough to her." An Shaowen patted him on the shoulder, and stuffed another plum candy in his hand, "Anyone with a discerning eye can see it."

What is the standard of good enough?

Lu Ding admits that he is not very good at dating.

But when he treated Xu Ying well this year and didn't get anything in return, he also felt very angry.

Lu Ding packed the takeaway boxes on the table, pretending not to care and said, "Don't mention it."

"That's it?"

"Let's forget it." The corners of Lu Ding's eyes were a little red, after all, it was his first love, and he had really given his heart to this relationship, and now he can only get this kind of result.

Lu Ding choked up a little, "Shaowen, actually, I'm really sad."

An Shaowen hugged him, patted him on the back and said: "What a big deal, there will be more good girls in the future, let's go to Xingda, and we will definitely find the one who suits you best, who is [-] million times better than Xu Ying. "

Lu Ding hummed lightly and stopped talking.