talk about ghosts

After completing two cases, Yin Yang has a lot of money in his hands, and he doesn't want to see those rich ladies come to his door, so he simply closed the small clinic and wandered outside every day.

Xiao Ye and Tang Yun had previously set out the approximate location of Yin Yang's small clinic. After doing the elimination method, adding a mouth and a harmless face to humans and animals, they directly asked Yin Yang's specific address.

He went to the door three times to look for him, and was rejected three times. He looked helplessly at the sign "Closed Business" hanging on the glass door of the small clinic.

When Yin Yang is free, he likes to go to the antique market and buy some beautiful jade.The jade stones in his house are the most in the whole city S. Jade can gather Qi, so some animals that have not become spirits instinctively like to approach Yin Yang's small clinic.

But Yin Yang is not a person with such a good conscience, and the jade in the house is not a person, cats and dogs can touch casually, Yin Yang looks at the little guys who gather outside his clinic from time to time, Usually shush them a few times to drive them away.

But Yin Yang found that the last few times when he came home late, it was harder for those little guys to go away than before. The puppies would stick their tongues at him and wag their tails to show off their cuteness, and the big cats were lying on his small clinic with their bellies spread out. At the door, Yin Yang was in trouble, and he didn't know how to get away.

"Yin Yang?"

Yin Yang heard someone calling him, raised his head, and saw Xiao Ye walking over with a bag, he frowned, "Why are you here?"

"Come to see you." Xiao Ye smiled and raised the things in his hands, "By the way, I'll feed the stray cats and dogs. There are a lot of leftover ingredients in the back kitchen every day, and they won't be fresh the next day It can’t be used, but it can be fed to these little things. I didn’t expect that there are so many stray animals here, and you usually feed them?”

Yin Yang listened to Xiao Ye chatting with him familiarly, and didn't know what to say. He didn't want to open the door in front of Xiao Ye, so he would have to invite someone in for a sit-at least a verbal greeting. As an authentic Chinese who has lived for a long time, he really can't make a move to directly shut out a person who is somewhat familiar.

So in the end, he stood by and watched Xiao Ye feed these stray cats and stray dogs.

Xiao Ye squatted down to open the bag, and a group of little guys would automatically surround him without calling.Uncle Cat turned over, lightly landed on all fours, and approached slowly with his tail upright on catwalks. Xiao Ye liked this cat the most. Its back was off-white, its belly was clean and white, and its four little paws were also Clean white, with a pair of round cat pupils.

He divided the food into piles according to the quantity. He drew out an extra pile and put it in a bowl. He looked up and saw Yin Yang standing beside him with his chest folded, looking like he didn't want to get close, but his eyes were curious. He smiled slightly, and explained, "The extra pile of food is for the little brats who can't grab food to eat. These little guys like to grab other people's jobs. Here, look."

As he was speaking, he happened to see his favorite kitten paw on the head of a pale yellow puppy next to him, and he brought the cat's head over to lick it openly.

Yin Yang looked at what Xiao Ye said, and burst out laughing, "Is this dog stupid? He didn't fight back after being bullied like this by the cat."

"Maybe it's one willing to fight and the other willing to suffer." Xiao Ye said, his eyes slightly bent, and he looked at Yin Yang with a smile.

"Tch." Yin Yang sneered, "Don't forget to clean my place after you've finished feeding, don't let it be all leftovers, it's hot and rotten and attracts flies." He warned, continuing to stand and watch A group of cats and dogs sit in a row and eat.

Although he doesn't like keeping cats and dogs, he thinks they are too entangled and noisy, but watching a group of furry things sitting quietly and eating in a row is another matter, and he thinks it's quite fun.

Especially watching the silly dog ​​being pawed by the kitten from time to time.

The kitten didn't like to eat the things in the dog's bowl either. It tasted it and didn't touch it again. It just likes to tease the dog. It swung its paw up, and the sharp nails were sucked in, leaving only a powder puff. The plopping meat pad slapped the dog's head.

Yin Yang clicked his tongue, thinking that when the cat and the dog become spirits, he must tell them immediately that they cannot love each other if they are of different races.

But even if I fall in love, it seems that no one will clean up ╮(╯▽╰)╭

He watched the puppy being tormented by the cat so that he couldn't eat, and the other puppies came over to grab the food, but was scratched away by the cat one by one. He shook his head, and felt that standing here and watching others eat was just right for him. harm.

However, he still didn't want Xiao Ye to enter his small clinic.I had no choice but to stand still and watch the last puppy who was bullied the worst ran to Xiao Ye whimpering and ate the extra ration Xiao Ye had prepared.

Xiao Ye patted the puppy's head, looked at Yin Yang, "You see what I said, right."

"I didn't say what you said was wrong." Yin Yang felt puzzled, rolled his eyes bigger than the sky, and replied.

After eating and drinking enough, the little ones left the venue one by one, feeling that they didn't need anyone to remind them, and they left without any sign of nostalgia.Yin Yang knows why these little things have become more difficult to catch up recently, and it's all caused by Xiao Ye.

"Don't invite me to sit up?" Xiao Ye cleaned the vestibule, looked at Yin Yang who was still standing at the door, "at least let me wash my hands."

Yin Yang looked at Xiao Ye's hand, and he disliked it for a while. He had a slight cleanliness fetish, and he didn't want to let this person in.

Xiao Ye didn't force it, shrugged his shoulders, "Okay, then I'll go first. See you later."

Yin Yang watched Xiao Ye turn around swiftly, and disappeared after taking a few steps and turning a corner. He didn't realize what this man came here for.

He opened the door of the small clinic and snorted secretly, "I'm so busy."

The next day, Yin Yang went out for a stroll again. He felt that the city was developing at an unbelievable speed. It seemed that every place was changing all the time. Perhaps watching the changes in this city was the best way to pass his time now. There is a way.

He thought, after living for a long time, even compared with other people's way of spending time, it seems so unconventional.

Superstition may be a tradition that cannot be worn away by time. Yin Yang has seen more than one time that the character who acts like a magic stick is cheating food and drinking around here. There are no little ghosts in the store, but he still collects a lot of money. , jumped out of the play.

But that person is also a little bit real, although he has tricked the troublemakers in the store, but the money is collected and jumped out to keep the town house safe, so it is not unconscionable.

Yin Yang met that young man pretending to be a magic stick two years ago, and he met again this time.

But this time it really got into the kid.

Yin Yang took his time to follow a group of onlookers. The young man saw him at a glance. Maybe the first time he met Yin Yang, his sneer was too obvious, which left a deep shadow on that person. This time when he saw Yin Yang Yang, the young man rolled his eyes hard, and let out a louder sneer.

The other onlookers looked at Yin Yang one after another. Yin Yang calmly ignored all of them. He felt funny looking at the young man. He was such a child.

The young man started to get down to business, and the invited Gao Xiang set them up one by one, took a willow branch in his hand, dipped it in the water soaked in the yellow talisman, and began to jump up and down.

Yin Yang looked at the kid hiding in the store, and giggled while hugging a dilapidated teddy bear whose head had been gnawed off, as if watching TV.He shook his head, the ghost hid so far away, how could the water sprinkled by the wicker be sprinkled on the ghost, it was useless.

If you want him to say, you should use a water gun, put the willow branches and yellow talismans in the water that have been soaked overnight, and shoot them on a large scale.But in this way, it is estimated that it will be far from exorcising ghosts and taking demons in the hearts of ordinary people, and they may have to be scolded for nonsense.

Thinking of this, Yin Yang felt that the young man was a little pitiful again.

Really, even if they catch ghosts, they have to keep pace with the times, okay?

Xiaonian couldn't see the little ghost, and ordinary people couldn't see the little ghost, but the copper coin he wore could tell him whether the little ghost had left or not.The copper coin was taken off by him and stood upright on the table, which meant that the brat still didn't leave.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead, feeling a little guilty, not knowing what he did wrong.

The kid slowly came out of the shop holding the teddy bear, with a mischievous smile on his face, and pushed hard on the wooden shelf next to him with his little hand. Fall on your body.

Yin Yang knew there was a problem when he saw the little devil coming out, so he pulled the young man to his side. Just as the young man was about to scream out, he heard a loud noise behind him. He turned his head and saw that he stood The table was smashed to pieces by the wooden frame, and the place where he was standing just now was taken up by the fallen wooden frame. His face was pale, and he was still in shock when he looked at Yin Yang.

The onlookers were scared away. They watched a wooden frame that could not be moved without two big men just fall down like that. It would be strange if there was no ghost!

The little ghost and Yin Yang looked at each other, screamed and ran away holding his teddy bear, looking terrified, as if seeing a devil.Yin Yang was a little helpless, it was the kid who did the bad thing, why the kid looked like he had become a victim himself.

The little young man was rescued by Yin Yang, and he understood it all at once. Seeing Yin Yang's expression immediately changed, he stood up respectfully and saluted, "Junior Gao Jing, thank you senior for reaching out." Helping hands, I lost my manners before, I hope the seniors can let the past go."

Yin Yang smiled, thinking that the young man's personality is not too bad, at least he can be saved, he said, "It's okay."

Seeing the scene in front of him, the owner of the shop grabbed Yin Yang's sleeve in fright, "Look, look, did this kid anger that ghost? Me, what should I do, eh!" The shopkeeper was about to cry as he spoke.

Yin Yang shook his hands, and took the shop owner's hand away. He couldn't stand the man talking like he was singing an opera, and his eyes were full of tears.Gao Jing was reprimanded by the shop owner, his face flushed with anger, and he was about to argue with others, but was held back by Yin Yang.

"The kid has already run away, so you don't have to worry." Yin Yang said coldly.

Seeing that Yin Yang was about to leave after finishing speaking, the shop owner hurriedly stopped him, "No, no, master, can you leave me a business card? In case something happens again, I... I have a call for help direction. Money is not an issue, really!"

Yin Yang frowned tightly at the shopkeeper's appearance, but he was not sure if the kid left just like that. He saw this matter, and he really couldn't stand by and watch.

He gave the business card to the shopkeeper, who thanked him and sent the man out.

Yin Yang walked a few steps, and seeing the young Gao Jing behind him following him step by step, he turned around helplessly, "What are you following me for?"

"I, I want to learn from you!"

The author has something to say: Xiao Ye (throwing the table): I didn’t come out long before another light bulb came on!

Gao Jing: Light bulb?me?Hey, uncle, who has never seen you before?

Xiao Ye: ... (received a critical hit of [-] points)