Raiders must be unruly

Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep...] - above, please complete the task carefully according to the requirements. 】

Gu Chengchi frowned worriedly as he looked at the mission requirements... Suddenly he was very worried about his waist.

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Avides was injured when he came back, it looked very bad, but he didn't care.

Lucius was sitting in Avides' bedroom, looking anxiously across the closed bathroom door.

...the arm seems to be hurt too.Is it okay to get water on the wound?What should I do if I fall down?It will always be very inconvenient, right?

All kinds of thoughts were mixed, making him almost restless.

Suddenly there was a loud sound of water splashing after a heavy object fell into the water from the bathroom.Lucius stood up anxiously almost immediately and rushed to the bathroom door, swung the Unlocking Charm with the silver snake wand and swung the door open—he didn't feel a little embarrassed until he rushed into the misty interior.

Avides lay peacefully in the bathtub, a heavy book in front of him was suspended in the air, turning a page automatically from time to time.The warm clear water is due to the high temperature in the bathroom, and the fair skin is slightly pink. Although there are black and blue bruises on the ankles, waist, upper abdomen, and arms, the contrast of these two colors brings a A shockingly strange beauty.

Lucius suddenly felt his breathing tightened a few times, and his heart was pulled sharply.He struggled to keep his expression normal, turned his eyes away to look at his face, showed the appearance that a normal and qualified brother should have, and asked with concern: "Vader, what happened?"

Avides looked at him, and smiled with the innocent and satisfied expression of a child getting candy. "I knew my brother would definitely come in. My brother is a good brother who loves me." At this time, he called "brother" in a rare way, and raised his hand to demonstrate what happened just now, "Use magic to condense the air Ball it up and put it in the water - like this, then let go of the magic and it'll be boooooooom - bang."

Huge splashes exploded on the water surface, and the sound was exactly the same as before.Avides waved the book to fly higher, so as not to be splashed by the water.

Lucius felt relieved, showing a gentle and helpless expression, "Really - what books do you want to read at this time?"

Avides laughed again. "Brother, do you want to know? Shall I read it to you? Just stay here with me, okay?"

Avides rarely—hardly ever—looks like a little kid who wants to be around.Lucius' heart moved, although he still felt somewhat inexplicably strange, he still hesitated to agree.

After receiving an affirmative answer, Avides sat up straight from the tiled back of the bathtub, lay down on the edge of the bathtub and waved to Lucius, "Come here." He waved a light yellow mantra light and closed the bathroom door. When the lock was locked, the innocent childlike expression appeared again, and he said to Lucius: "If you don't close the door, the heat will be exposed... In this case, even if you think you don't like the book I read, you won't be allowed to go out. .”

Lucius laughed dumbfounded, thinking that he was watching the usual academic research or something, and didn't care, he shook his head and sat on the edge of the bathtub.

Avides pulled him into the water before he could sit still.Lucius was caught off guard and pulled down, the silver snake staff was thrown to the ground, and he almost choked on the water, and it was too late to go out - his clothes were already soaked.

Avides showed a prank-successful expression, straddled his waist, and asked him again: "Start listening?"

Lucius sighed helplessly, told "don't slip in the bathtub", and agreed, "Let's get started."

Avides turned the first few pages of the book, raised his lips and read.

******

"…your……"

"……That is……"

"...Forget it, good night."

☆、Princess Mermaid

One two three four, hey hey hey hey.

Two two three four, hey hey hey hey.

Three two three four, hey hey hey hey.

Four, two, three, four, pack up and leave...

……

……

Wait a minute, why can't you move all of a sudden!

[System prompt: In order to help you complete the task with high quality and efficiency, I will give you a key reminder-[The strategy is to skip everything after the completion of the strategy. ] If you have deeply understood the meaning, the system will release you. 】

... Gu Chengchi, who never thought that a scumbag could be so scumbag, felt deeply guilty, finally sighed, and set off to kill the girl who jumped over his window all those years ago.

***

In childhood, due to the death of his mother and his father's irresponsible and absurd living habits, all the needed presence of Lucius came from his young brother Avides.This little genius's bad character and contemptuous attitude towards all things in daily life are almost taken for granted in his heart.He even yearns morbidly for the waywardness of Avides, and his infirmity brought about by his innate illness is a little more serious, a little more intense.

——The way he arched up in pain and coughed continuously, the corners of his lips overflowed with blood; the blue blood veins flowing quietly under his pale complexion; his mournful eyes struggling with pain; he saw those complicated The abnormal excitement in the light gray eyes of the ancient anthology; the abnormally slender wrists and ankles that seem to be broken due to the disease; eyelashes; the haughty sideways look of the chin raised and the capricious way someone asks an embarrassing question...  

All of these situations will multiply his sense of being needed and his presence.Even when the medical doctors in St. Mungo's expressed solemn regrets that Avides's condition could only be alleviated as much as possible and could hardly be cured, his heart would be filled with intense and irrational joy. However, the expression is coordinated to express sadness and sadness.

Children are pure, yet more sensitive.

Lucius had already been acutely aware of the folly of showing all his emotions honestly and honestly.He has learned to cleverly capture the behaviors and habits of others in life, and refine them into a set of immature Lucius-style characters-gentle but not cowardly, thoughtful, cautious, advancing and retreating appropriately, and good at judging the situation.Such a character is enough to make everyone feel good about him.

As for Avides' character, he doesn't mind.This young and frail younger brother is also unable to attend social occasions due to physical illness, and hardly knows a few people.But one day he will meet more people, and his bad willful temper is the best obstacle to prevent others from approaching him.Lucius took an almost frenzied, shuddering, frenzied delight at this—

No one can get close to him.

No one can see the real him.

He despises and secretly delights the mediocre and mediocre people who, for various trivial reasons, shun the loveliest, most precious and unique treasures in the world.

——Because at that time, only I would be by his side.

just me.

Until one day, there was a rare pause in his father's ridiculous nocturnal wandering life, and Abraxas tried to strike up a conversation with a simple, beautiful, uninformed fresh graduate student.She sent the drunk man back to the manor with bewildered shyness, and was almost ashamed to find that it was the eldest son of the widowed widower who received her.

Lucius confirmed that the girl was pure and ignorant through just a few words of conversation. All the language skills he had acquired before were only suitable for irony, mockery and suggestive language.Although he understood the attitude he should have when facing such a person, he didn't know how to use the words at all.Such blunt dialogue made him flustered, and he didn't know how to respond to this pure emotion.And that girl meant that the little boy looked down on the woman who was born as a commoner and sent men home late at night, and there was a sense of grievance and confusion in his heart.

The emergence of Avides broke this deadlock.He appeared in a gentle, precocious and shy image like all young and sickly children, and easily transformed the girl's restlessness and anxiety into the unique pity in women's lives.He thanked her for sending her father back, and warned her not to get close to such a flirtatious and absurd man like her father with a kind attitude of "although it feels wrong, but you should still do it". After her invitation, she sent a house-elf to take her back, and everything was settled satisfactorily.

Lucius watched silently from the side, flustered and at a loss.

——It shouldn't be like this.

Avides should not have been so gentle, so easygoing, he should have contemptuously criticized how tasteless her clothes were, how vulgar her behavior was, how ridiculous her embarrassment was.Instead of talking to her softly and kindly.

However, when Avides faced him, he immediately changed into his customary indifferent attitude, occasionally provoking a refined and sarcastic smile, and delicately sharpened every sentence with heavy rhetoric.

Just as happiness must come from comparison, embarrassment and pain often appear particularly tormenting only in the joy of others.

The tone of character and tone that he was used to and even made him chuckle in all his simulated fantasies suddenly became extremely harsh, Avides went upstairs without realizing it, and Lucius watched him blankly.

He turned his head in frustration and almost lost his mind, only to find that Abraxas, who should have fallen asleep due to drunkenness, was sitting on the sofa leaning against the backrest with clear eyes.

Some kind of selfishness, mixed with a child's trust in his father, inexplicable grievances, and childish self-esteem that almost never appeared in him, made him tell him with a suppressed cry.

"Did I do something wrong, Father?...Why does Vader always treat me like this? Why does he always talk to me coldly and distantly?—Why doesn't he like me?"

Abraxas seemed to hear it clearly, but also didn't seem to care at all. It took a long time before he murmured and laughed mockingly.

"... Alienated? Don't like...you?" His shoulders trembled slightly, as if restraining some kind of emotion that was about to burst. "What did you do wrong?—what did you do wrong? How could he be alienated? How could he...not like you, dear?"

His expression became inexplicably excited, and he stood up, like a drunkard discussing which beer has the most mellow foam, like a gambler being described to the brilliant excitement of Monte Carlo's Kasino, like an addict describing The fantasies of mysterious transformations he had glimpsed, and a vague uneasiness mingled with such emotions.

"—That's what he is! That's what he is! Hot and cold, friendly and indifferent, considerate and domineering, gentle and self-willed, humble and conceited, honest and hypocritical... That's what he was like back then, you knew it... You know that he is like this, but you still want to get closer... You still want to get closer, treating you as a small thing that is easily available, as a poor pug circling around the hem of your trousers, begging for food... Ambitious, ambitious enough to want everything... ..."

Abraxas spoke chaotically over and over again, like talking in his sleep, vague and violent, like the heaving and roaring waves on the sea of ​​night, it took a long time for them to return to calm.

In the end, he sat back on the sofa heavily and tiredly, waved his hands as if driving away some kind of fantasy, and said in a hoarse voice: "—that’s what he looks like. I know very well... I still want to get closer.——No, no... ..."

Abraxas said repeatedly, apparently forgetting about Lucius.However, in Lucius's memory, this was already the longest conversation between father and son.

That "he" is too ambiguous—was Vader a gentle child when he first arrived?

Already forgotten.

Many memories that have long been blurred can only resurface in dreams.It’s as if you meet an old friend you haven’t seen for a long time on the street, and his appearance will appear in your heart; it’s as if you accidentally found a childhood treasured toy that fell under the sofa when you were cleaning at home, and you can still vividly remember your unhappiness when it was lost. .These scenes, except for the unexpected appearance in the dream, can never be recalled by him again.However, in the dream, these scenes that came up unexpectedly, were vivid in his mind, everything was as clear as yesterday, which made him suddenly feel uneasy.

But the forgetting of dreams is also rapid.

It's just that in the few seconds when the consciousness is awake, everything seen in the dream has disappeared silently like sand grains swept into the sea by white waves, only the vague outlines remain.Lucius opened his eyes and looked at Shang Wei's dark room for a while, confused for a while. The pain in his body and the click of weak joints when he tried to sit up made him immediately and clearly recall the experience of last night.

Her hair was still a little wet and hadn't been dried—or nobody cared about it, just let it dry until now; her wet clothes were roughly thrown at the foot of the bed; her body still hurt, and her tongue was dry and bitter.Some sort of slimy fluid trickled out as he sat up - not cleared at all.

No one was around.

The bedroom was empty.

The edges of the dark gray flannel curtains were warm orange-red, and dawn was about to break.

But the heart cooled down bit by bit, from the outside to the inside, meeting the fiery emotions wrapped in the core for many years, "嗤—" a large cloud of steam spewed out, rising through the heart, lungs, throat, until In the eye sockets, it cooled down little by little, turning into warm liquid and rolling down.

He had to grit his teeth to keep himself from crying.There is a painful pain in the chest.

The heart fought hot and cold, and finally beat slowly again.The blazing heat that had been dormant for many years won the victory easily without any explanation, and curled up quietly again.

He lifted the quilt and walked down barefoot, every step hurt like a knife.His throat was dry, but he still spoke softly, as if trying to convince himself.

"——I made myself a drug. I knew it would be like this...but I still threw away everything, self-esteem, vanity, mask...then, I got close to him....and it became like this-"

This sentence was so similar to the words of Abraxas in the dream that he couldn't help being startled, and then he smiled bitterly.

The transparent orange-red light penetrated the curtains, and there was no darkness or shadow to hide.Lucius turned on the shower in the bathroom, and warm water poured down from head to toe.

——How did it become like this?

It shouldn't be like this.should not.Even so, it cannot shake the deep-rooted obsession in my heart.

The scariest thing is not the pain.It is the saddest thing to remain sober and obsessed after the pain.

***

Buttons of the Dark Rune family crest were buttoned one by one from top to bottom, and it wasn't until the third button that the door opened.A strong smell of blood came over, Lucius paused with his fingers, but he didn't look back, he just asked, "Where did you go?"

"Go and kill someone." Avides replied without interest: "The owner of the book last night—I thought she would be stronger, but I didn't expect her to be so weak."

"……yes."

Lucius said softly, meaning nothing.

——I heard that with a countdown of [-], you can meet the person you want to see.I even tried such a stupid idea.

But I have counted down hundreds of thousands of times, but you still haven't appeared.You were long overdue until I had given up hope.

But even if he is treated like this, the joy in his heart cannot be ignored.

Rationally told myself, it can't be like this.Never be led by the nose like this again.But the fourth button can't be fastened no matter what.Why?

The smell of blood was approaching, and Avides gently stroked his cheek with his index finger, "Why, aren't you happy?"

Lucius took two steps back with his head down.

Avides seemed to sense it, took off the blood-stained coat and threw it to the corner of the room before leaning over again. Seeing that he couldn't button it for a long time, he simply unbuttoned it and poked his finger under the clothes, but was caught Grab the wrist.

"...Enough, Vader."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"…Enough. Enough. Just pretend nothing happened, okay?"

Avides forced Lucius to look at him, waves flickering in his pale gray eyes.After a long time, he sighed softly, "Although it's not your real wish...but since you said so, then so be it."

He put down his hands, pulled out a shirt cover from the closet as if nothing had happened, and stopped at the door as if thinking of something, "Oh, yes, I have something to do at Hogwarts today, and Huo Qi has already prepared breakfast, wait Don't forget."

Then he slammed the door shut.

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[System prompt: Congratulations on completing the achievement [Three Lian Scum] and the branch achievement [Bathroom & Mirror] [Strategy after the completion] [Absolute Scum], achieving the ending [Eternal Remember], the complete strategy of Lucius Malfoy is complete, 4000 reward points, please continue to work hard! 】

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☆, (Complete) FarewellOnChristmas of Magic Stick

Dumbledore's blue eyes looked at him through half-moon lenses, and his fingertips met: "Fox seems to like you."

Phoenix snuggled up to Gu Chengchi almost the moment he entered the door.Gu Chengchi stroked its fiery red feathers with a slight smile, and said softly: "Maybe it just regards me as a cub-according to my mother's bloodline, I'm afraid I can only be counted in the nest But living among humans—whether wizards or Muggles, bereaved of fathers and mothers, and not inheriting the family business—you have to fight your own way.”

"Why do you want to do this?" Dumbledore poured himself a cup of steaming black tea with lemon and honey, and then asked Gu Chengchi with his eyes if he needed it.

"No, thank you. ——But I think everyone understands this. No matter what you do, it's for fame, profit, power, wealth, status...and others. That's about it."

Dumbledore looked regretful at his refusal, took a sip of hot tea, and asked him slowly, "So, my boy, do you think this is appropriate?"

Gu Chengchi raised his eyes to look at him: "Fame, wealth and power are ultimately for profit. I ask you to help me for profit, and you ask me for your own benefit. This is perfectly appropriate."

To apply for and pass OWLs and NEWLs in the shortest possible time, to complete one's research on magic theory and wandless magic analysis in the shortest possible time, to construct one's own theoretical system, and to fill in a big gap.Once successful, Dumbledore will use his own famous contacts to build momentum for him, and his fame will naturally go without saying.However, the relative price is that no matter how the situation changes, Avides Malfoy must always stand on Dumbledore's side, and all image promotion and positioning are controlled by Dumbledore.He can become a reviled enemy, or a symbolic spiritual benchmark; he can be a street mouse, or an unworldly hero - and all of this is decided by Dumbledore.

It's not really fair.The saying that gold always shines is obviously more true in the sparsely populated magic world. The groundbreaking research found that even if no one publicizes it, it will always spread and become famous in at least 30 to [-] years.

For a long time, all book research in the magic world has been biased towards historical research, branch tracing, etc. In the classroom, professors will tell you how to pronounce it, but no one has ever systematically analyzed or even speculated why it should be pronounced in this way.This is a virgin land that has not been developed due to the obsession of the authorities. The door is there, and once it is opened, it will be a new world.

It's just that Gu Chengchi didn't have time to wait.

"Excuse me, your ideal—what do you want to achieve? I found, or I think, that you are always wary of the rise of certain forces."

"Old men are always more stubborn." Dumbledore laughed, and tapped the table twice with his fingertips. Fox jumped away and returned to the shelf beside him with flapping wings. "Old people just want the world to be a little bit more stable, and there's nothing wrong with that. Equality, peace, normalcy, order. — if that's the ideal."

Gu Chengchi stared into his blue eyes: "This is not an ideal, but an unrealistic ambition."

Dumbledore happily stroked his long silver beard: "Is there really a big difference between ideals and ambitions, child?"

He simply dismissed the unrealistic.

Gu Chengchi lowered his eyes again, and then said: "——I accept. Who do you think is more suitable to be the secret keeper?"

Dumbledore rolled his eyes: "Hasn't Fox been listening? If you don't mind."

The unbreakable spell was quickly established, and Dumbledore blinked at him: "Goodbye, little boy."

Gu Chengchi provoked a shallow smile: "I thought you would prefer to call me a brat, and I hope you don't ruin my reputation too much. ——Goodbye, professor."

***

Arvidus Malfoy, whose rising speed breaks through the sky, is nothing short of a miracle.Someone said that "Even Dumbledore back then was not more talented than this young master from England, although the latter's temper was simply terrible."Indeed——Member of the International Federation of Magicians, honorary mage of the Wizengamot, winner of the Second Class Medal of the Order of Merlin, builder of a brand-new magic theory system, countless golden medals, stacked honors, An unbelievable title...Although the fame of a teenager brings not only many crowds, but also many opponents' doubts, abuse, and sour sarcasm, but...the public opinion media has been trained by Mr. Dumbledore♂ , so if you ask "Where the hell is Avidus Malfoy the bastard", "How many times is Avidus Malfoy in one night?" (hello) "How big is Avidus Malfoy down there!", etc. If you wait for a question... [strikethrough] Du Niang[/strikethrough] will tell you that according to relevant laws, regulations and policies, some search results are not displayed.

[Strikethrough] A mother who can honestly tell everything she knows, how could she be Du Niang? [/strikethrough]

Once he accepted this setting, Avides Malfoy quickly became "a handsome, tall, rapeseed, but a bit bad-tempered wolf for N times in one night" (mistake).It's just that the lectures and academic reports made the already debilitating Avides' physical condition worse.Hematemesis and fainting incidents in many speeches forced the doctors of St. Mungo who had a strong sense of responsibility (qiangpozheng) to gently (cubao) persuade (stick) him to return to the intensive care unit, and gently persuade (yanlingjinzhi) him to communicate with the outside world.

But when the intensive care unit has completely turned into an information exchange center where all kinds of ciphertexts are flying all over the sky...it's too late for them to regret it.

The square mosaic patch ceiling takes the central chandelier as the origin, and the fourth grid in the diagonal direction at four o'clock updates newspapers from all over the country every week; the abandoned drainage pipe in the second viewing window has letters from all over the world on time every day at four o'clock in the morning Sending and replying letters also go through this channel; when nurses change shifts without paying attention, paper airplanes fly into the window with messages at any time between one and two o'clock in the afternoon, and then they are collected the next day; there is a sign using the shrinking spell in the crack of the milk carton of the nutritious lunch double sided mirror...

Gu Chengchi had a great time, and occasionally he was bored and studied the various achievement collections updated by the system. It was nothing to look at the life history of sister Mary Su, and by the way, click on the proficiency level of the fantasy series abilities. Something is about to wake up" with a worried look, frowning and leaning against the head of the bed, then during the conversation, he put on a pose of "You Bacimono" "You are really good at doing it" "Let me out! ( Huh)" tune, waiting for the final plot trigger.

until Dumbledore showed up.

It is snowing heavily in winter, and the twilight is warm, covered by the overwhelming pure white stagnation, the warm orange and transparent ink blue, and the dazzling plain white are rendered in large chunks, like simple and rude children's graffiti, but there is something special about it. Very nice.

Snowflakes fell on Dumbledore's beard, and in the warm room, it turned into water droplets and slid down the silver beard, leaving a small wet mark on his robe.He showed Gu Chengchi a kind and bright smile, and asked, "Has it been decided yet?"

Gu Chengchi nodded: "I have to leave."

Dumbledore: "I asked some old friends to find information, but I didn't find any trace of your matriarchal group."

Gu Chengchi said: "Then let me look for it. The conflict between the human blood and the sky fox's blood will only speed up my death. I will go to find my mother to replace my human blood, maybe there is still a glimmer of life. If I can't find it If you go to Qingqiu, then you can treat the end of your life as a journey, which is better than suffocating in the hospital."

Dumbledore: "Oh dear, I don't think you're bored in the hospital."

Gu Chengchi showed a mischievous and rare childish smile: "This is already boring me. I guess you also enjoy playing the spy game."

Dumbledore touched his nose and avoided the topic, "It's meaningless to be the only old man like me at this farewell time. Today is Christmas Eve, let's go to Hogsmeade for a stroll."

[System prompt: The final achievement [Long Farewell] of Sirius Black's strategy achievement set is open. 】

Gu Chengchi smiled slightly when he heard the words: "You are all ready, what choice do I have? ——I hope you don't ruin my moral reputation too badly."

Dumbledore looked gentle and kind: "How could it be, my dear child." He watched Gu Chengchi take out a bottle of medicine from nowhere and drank it, then his face turned a little rosy, and asked softly: "The new magic Medicine formula? What effect?"

Gu Chengchi raised his eyebrows and looked at him: "I think it's better for you never to know. As for the effect of the medicine, it is to consume the future life to make the present a little better. The thing of tearing down the east wall to make up for the west will only speed up death. But for the sake of Seeing old friends, such a little effort is nothing."

Dumbledore sighed insignificantly, and watched him open the window and stand in the howling cold wind. Heavy snow rushed into the ward with howls, and the chill hit him. He said, "Goodbye."

Standing on the window sill, Gu Chengchi turned his head and curled his lips: "Don't think of me as the incarnation of your little lover, although he also likes to jump out of windows. ——Goodbye, professor."

****

Hogsmeade, The Three Broomsticks.

It was dusk and the lights came on, the bar was full of people and it was a hot moment.Gu Chengchi sat at the corner of the window facing the street, raised his cup and gestured to James and Sirius who came in through the door, and when the two approached, he made a "please sit" gesture and said to James: "Good night, Chairman Mr. The bartender told me that you usually come here later, so I thought I would have to wait a little longer. Just now, a cute kid told me that this is the seat of the four bastards of Gryffindor, and advised me to hurry up leave."

"Avides, what are you doing here?" Sirius frowned at him.

Avides didn't tie up his hair when he came out today. His platinum-blond long hair was flexible and fell straight down, his eyelashes were also lightly golden, and the light gray eyes reflected the color of the light on the wall panel, drifting on and off, with ambiguous emotions clear.From the open collar of the black windbreaker, you can see the hospital gown with light blue vertical stripes on a white background.He didn't tidy up his appearance properly, and his strong sense of life made his own very strong and light-hearted beauty look a little more attractive.

James laughed, and took the lead to pull out his chair and sit down, "Good night, Miss Genius. The bastards saw you outside, so they gave up their previous play plan and rushed in to say hello."

Avides glanced at him lightly, as if he didn't care about that "Miss" at all, and said "Hmmmm——" casually: "Bastards? Where are the other two?"

As he spoke, he picked up the cup to take a sip, and when he raised his hand halfway, his index finger moved slightly.Sirius, who had a stinky complexion because of being ignored, suddenly passed out and lay down on the table with his eyes closed, with anger and unwillingness still intertwined and changing on his face, as if a sleeping person had a nightmare, and his expression changed accordingly .

James froze in shock from this movement, and blinked his eyes twice to express inquiry and kindness.

Avides chuckled lightly. "It's cute, Mr. Chairman. Don't worry, it's just a small dream. A place with too many people is not suitable for strenuous exercise, don't you think so?"

Only then did James relax and nodded in agreement and continued the topic: "Among the four, Peter was frightened by you and had a little problem; Lupine sent him back to school."

"Huh?" Avides raised his eyebrows, "He passed out? Are you still afraid that I will throw him into the air and fall into the water?"

James shrugged. "It's a little bit better than that. He's still awake, but maybe he has something to do with water, just... well, incontinence."

As soon as the words fell, Sirius suddenly opened his eyes, and when he saw the situation around him, he looked like his brain couldn't handle it, he was stunned for a moment, and then he gritted his teeth and said: "A-V-De-S-! What did you do!"

Avides put on a naive and innocent expression, "Your friend calls me Miss. He bullies me."

James: _(:з」∠)_

Sirius: "WTF! Then you should be torturing him too! Is it fun for me to close my eyes and watch myself roll around?!"

Avides: "Interesting...not to mention he is your friend."

Sirius resisted the urge to shoot, "Avides!"

Seeing that the situation was wrong, James quickly interjected: "I'm sorry, I just called Miss as a joke—"

There was a smile in Avides' eyes but he showed an aggrieved expression, "Sirius, your friend calls me Miss and makes fun of me."

Sirius slapped James' anger on the head and slapped his head on the table with great momentum, "Shut up! It's all your fault!"

James' face was flattened and deformed on the table, but he still quickly and powerfully slapped Sirius' head on the table with his backhand. He raised his head arrogantly and said viciously: "I'm helping you, please!" He turned to Ah Wilders immediately put on a gentle smile like the chairman of the student union: "I really didn't make fun of you, please believe me..."

Avides: "Sirius, he really called me Miss... He wasn't joking, he really called me Miss..."

Sirius pushed away James' hand irritably and raised his head with a stinky face: "Can you speak normally, Avides! You look better than women, and your hair is longer than women. Give a speech The newspapers are full of anger, so your lady is very polite, okay?"

Avides put his hand on the side of his face, and heard a subtle smile on his lips, "Oh, thank you for the compliment. Now that you said so, let me express my point of view normally: although my hair It's long but it consumes enough energy in a day to keep your brain running at high speed for 20 years - just one."

Sirius said angrily: "Can you not always mention my brain?! After all these years, can you improve a bit!"

Avides tapped his finger on the table, and asked back: "Then what should I mention, your chrysanthemum? By the way, I think I have improved a little bit, at least I won't let you in public again."