Every death pose is different!

☆, was broken □□

Once upon a time, there was such a joke in Song Shaoyan's circle of friends.

The chef kindly said to the pig: "How do you want to be eaten? Don't be afraid, a hundred flowers bloom, a hundred schools of thought contend, speak freely."

Pig: "Actually... I don't want to be eaten."

Chef: "Look, it's off topic."

pig:"……"

If a grown man weighs about as much as a pig, then Yu Chi must have eaten all the piglets in the pigsty...

"Damn, you Chi, you are so heavy! Come on, give me the bottle!"

Song Shaoyan struggled to carry You Chi into the back seat of the car, and wanted to take the wine bottle off his hand by the way.

Who knew that You Chi was drunk and still struggling to resist Song Shaoyan taking the bottle from him.

The car was shaken by the movement of the two people. The movement of the two of them was too loud, and they seemed to be doing some unhealthy movements.

"Look, those two can't wait..."

A pretentious voice came, Song Shaoyan paused, and immediately saw a man dressed like a woman from the car camera pointing exaggeratedly at the unclosed car door.

"What~"

Song Shaoyan turned his head, and then saw that alluring bitch blinked his eyes, and then blew a kiss to himself ambiguously.walk outside

The man who passed by also laughed and pointed at the backs of the two of them, with ambiguous expressions.

Song Shaoyan paused, and immediately relaxed a lot, You Chi took the opportunity to run out of the car, and immediately laughed.

"Hahaha, Song Shaoyan, your charm is still the same as before, hahaha!" You Chi bent over and laughed so hard that tears were about to flow out.

Song Shaoyan immediately stared murderously at the sober You Chi, and then at the wine bottle in You Chi's hand.

Song Shaoyan was gloomy and said, "Drunk? You asked me to come here?!"

You Chi smiled, and looked at the wine bottle in his hand embarrassingly.

You Chi: "Isn't this just to avoid others? Someone has been pretending to be affectionate and broke up with me and is following me everywhere! This is the only way I can get rid of him!"

You Chi said with disgust, looked at the wine bottle in his hand, turned his eyes slyly, and approached Song Shaoyan.

You Chi: "I don't seem to have seen you drinking since college~ You can't drink, every time you have a party, you hold your child and your juice!"

After all, while Song Shaoyan wasn't paying attention, he poured wine into Song Shaoyan's mouth at once.

Song Shaoyan was startled by You Chi's actions, and felt a burst of spicy wine pouring down his throat, so he pointed at You Chi uncomfortablely.

Song Shaoyan stared at You Chi and said, "You you you!"

You Chi blinked innocently, as if he was not the one who said that Song Shaoyan would not be given alcohol just now.

You Chi laughed loudly, looked at the wine bottle in his hand viciously, and said nonchalantly: "You can't drink alcohol? For example, allergies or something?"

Song Shaoyan lowered his head and spit out the wine that had been forced into his mouth, and nodded.

Song Shaoyan: "I drank a glass of wine on my birthday that year, and then..."

Before Song Shaoyan finished speaking, he felt a burst of dizziness, and a surge of anger surged up from his body, and he felt that his body was about to be burned by the fire.

"Cough cough cough!".

"Then what happened?" You Chi asked curiously, apologetically supporting Song Shaoyan.

"And then..." What a shame!

Before Song Shaoyan finished speaking, his body softened.

You Chi immediately stepped forward and hugged Song Shaoyan, "Fuck, you don't have the physique to pour a glass of wine, do you?!"

Song Shaoyan was already delirious at this time, and could not answer You Chi's words.He is like a child, unconscious and coquettishly hugging You Chi.

"I'm so uncomfortable~ so uncomfortable!"

Song Shaoyan grabbed You Chi's hand shyly, felt the coldness, and immediately put it on his forehead, not letting him leave.

"I want to eat prawns~sweet and sour lotus root~mung bean cake~braised pork ribs~boiled fish~kung pao chicken~mapo tofu~"

You Chi's nerves were about to collapse. He never expected that Song Shaoyan, who never drank, actually had the physique of pouring a glass, and he also drank

After getting drunk, he turned out to be like an ignorant child, without the rationality of the sober period at all.

"You...you! Don't be crazy about drinking!" You Chi wanted to cry, but broke down and hugged Song Shaoyan.

"I want to eat prawns~sweet and sour lotus root~mung bean cake~braised pork ribs~boiled fish~kung pao chicken~mapo tofu~"

Song Shaoyan is a good baby, he doesn't play drunk, he just sits quietly on the ground with his innocent eyes, repeating his request.

"I want to eat prawns~sweet and sour lotus root~mung bean cake~braised pork ribs~boiled fish~kung pao chicken~mapo tofu~"

Song Shaoyan was verbatim, repeating his request earnestly for the third time.

"No~ Zuzu, where can I find prawns, sweet and sour lotus root, and boiled fish for you now! Buy them tomorrow!" You Chi squatted on the ground trying to reason with Song Shaoyan.

If I had known Song Shaoyan who was drunk was so difficult, why would he not have poured alcohol on him? You Chi wished he could slap himself a few seconds ago to make you owe, owe!

"No! Just now!" Song Shaoyan said willfully, his eyes widening angrily.

A big man sitting on the ground staring at the person in front of him like a child is not cute at all.People passing by looked at the two of them with foolish expressions.

"Ancestor!"

You Chi shouted in despair, completely understanding the truth that self-inflicted evil cannot survive.

The drunk Song Shaoyan is simply a brat!

"Fuck, Song Shaoyan, you big boy!"

It was already around eleven o'clock in the evening, and two people came out of the Buick that had just driven into the community, and You Chi had appointed him to send his drunk friend home.

It's all his fault, he shouldn't have asked Song Shaoyan to come and pick him up because he was hiding from someone and pretended to be drunk, but he was not drunk, but the best friend who came to pick him up was knocked down by him because of his hidden cup of wine!

You Chi took out the key from under the red carpet in front of the anti-theft door, and put his drunken friend on the sofa. Just after he breathed a sigh of relief, he heard the heavy breathing of the third person coming from the bedroom of the apartment Voice.

You Chi was taken aback for a moment, his sober mind went blank, and he immediately realized that this was his friend's celebrity boyfriend coming back?

You Chi looked down at Song Shaoyan who was lying on the sofa not far away, and thought of his celebrity boyfriend who was filming outside all the year round

Roll your eyes.

According to You Chi's understanding, the last time Zhong Sheng came back to reunite with Song Shaoyan was half a year ago. He came back just to celebrate his friend's birthday and then left in a hurry. The Queen of Heaven is not as busy as a little star who is still hot like him!

Could it be a thief?

You Chi put down his friend who still had a mature and stable expression even when he was drunk, and took a step closer to the front bedroom.

The sound of breathing is heavy, there are movements of body rubbing from time to time, and there is also a strange crooning.

This, this is obviously the sound of going to bed emotionally!

You Chi suspected for a moment that he had heard it wrong. Even if the bell didn't come back often, it didn't mean he would steal it in the apartment of himself and her boyfriend.

love? !

He listened carefully to the movement coming from the bedroom, two heavy breathing sounds obviously belonged to two people, accompanied by the sound of breathing turned out to be a numb and disgusting crackling sound.

You Chi took a deep breath of cold air and froze on the spot. The key chain in his hand immediately hit the ground, making a loud noise.

You Chi subconsciously already knew what that sound was! ! ! ! ! ! !

Immediately, with a shocked expression, he suddenly turned his head to look at his friend who was drunk and helped him home and lay asleep on the sofa, his eyes were full of sympathy.

so?Has his friend been cuckolded? !Did he accidentally find out that his friend was cuckolded?

You Chi made too much noise outside, the two people in the bedroom seemed to have heard the sound outside, and the voice gradually became quieter.

But I do n’t know why. After a second, the two people inside seemed to be stimulated. The sound of □ □ is even more powerful, ah, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh the sound of the sound is like attracting people outside.

You Chi could hear a voice inside that was obviously from Song Shaoyan's boyfriend, he angrily kicked open the bedroom door, and saw Zhong Sheng lying under a strange man as expected.

What should I do if I see my friend's lover cheating on him? !Waiting online, very urgent!

You Chi was in a trance for a while, and immediately remembered that it was his best buddy's boyfriend who cheated on him, and immediately pointed at the two people on the bed tremblingly.

"Bitch, what are you doing?!"

As if startled by You Chi's sudden appearance, the two people on the bed paused, and then a few seconds later, the strange man above lazily raised his head, and "snapped" his Something pulled from the bell.

"Ah~"

The feeling of fullness and emptiness caused the bell lying below to make an uncontrollable groan, and the blush on his face was immediately revealed, but when he saw Yu Chi outside the door, panic flashed in his eyes, but It was back to normal soon.

The messy bed sheet was dirty, and the strange man who had an affair with Zhong Sheng saw You Chi standing at the door of the room, and smiled haughtily at the corner of his mouth.

Lu Jiyan shamelessly rubbed his body, and looked at the position behind You Chi with fun but malicious in his heart, as if he was expecting Song Shaoyan's appearance.

Immediately after seeing You Chi's complex expression that seemed to be about to collapse, he held his blushing face indifferently, and the long and beautiful bell sounded confidently, saying:

"Cheating~ Didn't you see?!"

In You Chi's eyes, Lu Jiyan's face was very hateful. Just as he was about to step forward and slap these two whores who sneaked into his boyfriend's house, he heard his friend who was probably still drunk and asleep dangling behind him. Long hazy voice.

The warm air sprayed on Yu Chi's neck, and the weight of an adult man fell on Yu Chi's body.

"What... what's wrong?"

There was an adulterer who had an affair and gloated about it before, and then a friend who was drunk and about to crash the scene, and asked urgently:

"As a passer-by sending a friend home, how do you deal with the violent scene where a drunk friend may find out that his lover is cheating in front of him?!"

You Chi felt dizzy for a while, he felt that he couldn't avoid the scene of gathering in the Shura field! ! ! ! ! ! !