actor three and a half years old

Jiang Yuan put away his things and laid a plain green sheet and a pure yellow pillow on the bed, but it seems...forgot to bring the quilt...

He glanced at the bed that Gu Xiao sat on just now: Hello Kitty's sheets, My Little Pony's pillow, a Hulk mask on the bed, and a poster of Elf Dream Ye Luoli on the table next to it.This fairy style!

It seems that Gu Xiao is going to settle here for a long time!But it seems that there is no quilt...

Jiang Yuan was "broken with grief" and prepared to go to the hardware store without any common sense in life.

Jiang Yuan took a taxi and arrived at the nearest hardware store, which was not too small.Mr. Jiang looked around blankly for a while, but he didn't find the mattress, but he saw a bunch of saws, drills, screws, screwdrivers, faucets, locks, pipes, pumps, wires...

Jiang Yuan walked to the old man who was wiping the hammer and asked, "Where can I buy the quilt?"

The old man was surprised: "What?!"

Jiang Yuan drew a stroke: "It's the quilt we cover every day when we sleep."

The old man: "Oh, that... My wife usually goes to the supermarket to buy."

Jiang Yuan was sad, and forced a smile: "Thank you." After that, he bought a hammer symbolically.

Grandpa: "Go slowly."

Jiang Yuan: "Yes."

Jiang Yuan walked out of the hardware store, took a hammer, navigated to the supermarket on foot, and looked like a gun.Before entering the supermarket, Jiang Yuan did not forget to put the big hammer in his bag.

Jiang Yuan found that there were really many people in the supermarket.

Trek to the grocery section to find the quilt.

But there are only two kinds of quilts: shit green and bright red.

Jiang Yuan sadly found a poop-green quilt.

Brother Jiang and the quilt stared at each other for a while, and found that there seemed to be something missing, it seemed to be called...quilt cover.

Jiang Yuan asked the staff next to him where they were covered.

Walking to the quilt cover area, the quilt covers can be basically divided into two categories: interesting animations and bright flowers.

Jiang Yuan reluctantly picked a big beaming red peony and went to pay the bill.

After leaving the supermarket, Jiang Yuan took a taxi to a dry cleaner and asked them to help wash the quilt.It was already past three o'clock in the afternoon when I returned to the Tsinghua dormitory.

Jiang Yuan was lying on the bed, put on headphones, and played the "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" brand "Dream of Red Mansions".I fell asleep listening to it.

Jiang Yuan was awakened by a knock on the door. "Bang bang bang".

Jiang Yuan thought: Probably other roommates came.

Rubbing his head and opening the door, it was none other than Gu Xiao.

Without waiting for Jiang Yuan to speak, Gu Xiao said: "Really, the door is still closed after sleeping." Then he handed him a note and asked, "Are you going to eat?"

The note said: Hello classmate, my name is Jiang Yuan.It's a pleasure to meet you in this troubled world.I wonder if you have time today?If you have time, I hope we can have a meal together at six o'clock tonight to enhance our relationship.

This beautiful running script, this mentally handicapped style of writing, this sexual self-questioning——Li Chunhua.

Unknowing Jiang Yuan: "..."

Those who didn't know thought he was going to confess.

"Your handwriting is pretty good!" Gu Xiao laughed.

Jiang Yuan thought: Well, you hammer... what should I do now, I can't say it was written by my mother, right?

Gu Xiao said: "Where to eat?"

Jiang Yuan remained silent.

Gu Xiao laughed: "What's wrong with you? You look so devastated."

Jiang Yuan looked at him with a bewildered look.

Gu Xiao said: "Otherwise, how about we go out through the east gate and eat that "home cooking restaurant" not far away?"

Jiang Yuan was embarrassed: "Okay."

Gu Xiao smiled: "What do you need to bring?"

Jiang Yuan took out his big blue bag and put it on his back: "Let's go."

Gu Xiao: "Wait for me for a minute."

After that, he took out a pair of blue eye glasses from Ye Luoli's desk and put them on, and took out a black wig, and put it on his head as he walked.

When Gu Xiao walked to the door, he didn't forget to say something to Jiang Yuan: "The actor's self-cultivation."

Jiang Yuan looked at him silently, and said, "Let's go."

The two walked out of the campus in embarrassment.

It took ten minutes to walk to the "Home Cooking Restaurant", and the two of them asked for a standard room.

Gu Xiao ordered seven dishes according to the appetite of four or five people.

Jiang Yuan, a three-good student, couldn't stand it: "Now we pay attention to cherishing food."

It took Gu Xiao a while to realize that the words were said to himself: "It's okay, I eat a lot."

Jiang Yuan didn't comment.

After ordering, while serving the food, Gu Xiao said, "I'll use Douyin for a while."

Jiang Yuan: "Okay."

The background music of Gu Xiao's first video was:

"Don't forget to go home when a man is away. Please don't hurt her who loves you. Don't let her heartbreak, don't let her worry, no one will be so stupid to you..."

Jiang Yuan: "..."

Gu Xiao slides out the next video with a blank expression:

"Men over the age of 40 have a poor appetite. Try the old Zhou's ancestral "Toon sauce with meals". It is crisp and refreshing. Eat a little before meals: it can also prevent pharyngitis, sore throat and other symptoms. Everyone who has eaten it says it is good. Whoever eats it will know."

Jiang Yuan felt blessed to his heart: "Is it "kind of sun news"?"

Gu Xiao was surprised and said, "Well, you've done it too?"

Jiang Yuan: "I have seen this official account before."

Gu Xiao: "Tsk tsk, I'm also worried that you Xueba don't pay attention to these things."

There is a bit of irony in this statement.

Jiang Yuan: "..." He rolled his eyes inwardly.Pick up a glass and drink water.

Next video:

"Big news! The famous actor "Gu Xiao" cheated and became a surrogate after marriage. After investigation, it has been confirmed that he has been imprisoned."

Jiang Yuan almost spouted the water, lowered his head and suppressed a smile.

Afterwards, Jiang Yuan heard the sound of turning off the phone.

Jiang Yuan couldn't hold back any longer, and burst out laughing.

Famous actor Gu Xiao: "..."

The ending is a dish that solves the embarrassment.

"Vinegar potato shreds" A waitress came in and put the dish on the table.

"Eat." Boss Jiang said two words with care.

Gu Xiao was silent for a while and said, "I'm laughing."

Jiang Yuan: "It's okay, who hasn't been a teenager when he was crazy."

Gu Xiao: "Well...do you believe that too?"

Jiang Yuan: "?"

Gu Xiao: "Ahem, let's eat first."