Sifels Cliveden
Chapter 37 Funny
"Are you ready?" Lupine looked seriously at Neville who was successfully coaxed out, and after he nodded with his wand, he pressed the doorknob.
The closet door opened with a "creak" sound, and a puff of black smoke drifted out. He quickly changed various expressions, and finally turned into the dean wearing a black robe with a gloomy face. The dean folded his arms and looked sharp. Looking around for a week, then slowly walking towards Neville...
"Think about the clothes your grandma is wearing, what would happen if they got on Snape?" Lupine instructed loudly from the side.
"Hmph." Sifels snorted coldly, quickly pulled out her wand, and waved it skillfully, "Funny, funny!" Before everyone had time to react, "Master Dean" instantly changed into a figure Voluptuous Lupine...yes, voluptuous... Lupine!The audience roared with laughter, and even Lupine couldn't help shaking his head, stuffing his enchanting "self" into the closet.
"Okay, next one, Sifels' demonstration is very correct, but since this lesson is not a second-grade class, I won't give you extra points." Lupine signaled everyone to line up and practice one by one. Quietly let Neville go back to the back of the line, and try again slowly.
"Oh, Schiffer, you are really..."
"What's wrong with me?"
"I said you are amazing!" Hermione hugged Sifels and kissed her face forcefully.
Sifels smiled and rubbed Hermione's head, tilted her head and said, "Then I'll go first."
"Where are you going?" Hold tight!
"Just go to the side and sit down. I'll wait for you to leave after class."
"Okay, then... kiss again, okay~"
"Chirp~"
"..." xN covered his eyes
As soon as Sifels turned around, the smile on his face disappeared. Although the dean looked terrible with a sullen face, it didn't mean that anyone could damage the image of the dean in this way.However, she suddenly discovered that if the Confusion Curse is cast, it doesn't seem to be very good whether it is cast on Neville or Boggart. If it is thrown on Lupine, it may not be successful, and it may become a malicious attack on the professor. ...So she changed her mind the moment she pulled out her wand, it was the Boggart, huh...
This matter was quickly spread after the class, which is an extremely interesting matter for Gryffindors!But it's a pity that I didn't see the Potions professor wearing Grandma Neville.
"Bang!" The goblet in front of Lu Ping suddenly exploded. The glass shards that exploded seemed ferocious, but they were all contained within a small range at the moment of shooting. The students who were dining in the hall subconsciously Then he shifted his gaze to Mr. Dean... Well, Mr. Dean is sullen, lowering his head and carefully cutting the steak on the plate, but the force seems to be a little too strong, and the plate creaks a little.
This is indeed not done by the dean. If he wants revenge, he can just start with the taste of the potion. He will let Remus Lupine have a good taste of what is called the unforgettable taste of a lifetime! "It's just a little joke", heh, it's just a little joke of the students. The dean picked up a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it a few times before swallowing it, picked up the handkerchief beside him and said slowly Wiping his mouth, he stood up and glanced at Lupine, "Ten points for Slytherin! For the accuracy of your spells."
After the dean left, the little snakes suddenly raised their cups together, "For the accuracy of the spell!"
"It seems that you will usher in a very interesting life." Mr. Principal raised his glass to Lupine with a smile, expressing his delight, but the next second, Mr. Principal was clutching his back teeth and fell into deep thought. Severus Shouldn't he also change the flavor of his dental potion? !He is innocent!
If it weren't for Sifels' counterattack in class, maybe the little snakes are still watching secretly.But since Cliveden has made a move, they naturally can't fall behind too much. Besides, that is their beloved dean~ I heard that there are many prank props at the red-haired Weasley, but it is said that the professor also used it when he was in school. Master prankster, well, this time it's interesting...
Lupine stared at the food on his plate very seriously for a few seconds, then turned his head, "Albus, I'll exchange it with you!"
"Oh, okay." The principal directly reached out and exchanged the food for the two without hesitation, and fearlessly forked the food on the plate and stuffed it into his mouth. Well, nothing happened.Then when Lupine stuffed the food exchanged from Mr. Principal into his mouth in doubt, his face turned green just after he swallowed it, that's right, it turned green with a swish!
The principal patted himself on the chest exaggeratedly, "Merlin really cares for you! Thank you, Remus, otherwise I would be the green one."
"..." Lupine glanced at the hand that was still turning green speechlessly, and suddenly realized that the problem might be the knife and fork he was holding in his hand... Food can be changed, but after picking up the knife and fork, unless Dirty, otherwise it is generally not replaced...
This kind of thing has been happening continuously, it is simply impossible to prevent!I'm afraid Merlin doesn't know why the pranksters in Slytherin's little snakes are suddenly much more active than the most rowdy Gryffindors!
So when Neville was struggling to survive in Potions class, Professor Lupine also lived a life where he couldn't completely relax his vigilance even when he slept. It's the one in charge of mopping up!I'm really not very proficient in pranks, you really don't need to amplify your tricks as soon as you come up!Where did they get so many prank props!
Lupine died.
……
"Hey, Sifles, thank you so much for your suggestion this time, we made a lot of money! I don't know if there will be fifty Galleons..."
"We don't know each other well. Call me Cliveden."
"Oh, we are still partners anyway, don't be so indifferent~"
"The cooperation is over."
"But maybe there will be more cooperation opportunities~ You think so, Fred~"
"Yeah, dear Sifels, why don't you open a prank shop with us!"
"it is good."
"When the time comes... Eh? Eh? Eh?! You, you, you agree!"
"Correct."
"Aha! That's great!"
"How much money do you need?"
"Hey, it's just...probably...maybe..."
"Directly."
"Five hundred Galleons!"
"Ok?"
"Is there too much? Two hundred and five?"
"Here, there are two thousand Galleons here. Choose a better location for the store. I only want a [-]% dividend, and I don't care about anything else."
"Thank you boss!" x2
"Goodbye."
"Boss go slow!" x2
……
"I heard that there is finally news about that guy?" Professor Lupine collapsed on the sofa in the principal's office exhausted. After a few days, he was so troubled that he was about to see Merlin.
Mr. Principal smiled and pushed his glasses. This is the most "lively" Slytherin he has ever seen in his life. "Thank you, Remus. Cough, a Muggle called the police and said they saw him." But when the Aurors rushed over, there was no one there. His haunt is near Hogwarts, maybe we will meet him in a few days..."
"Does Harry need to tell him something? For example, Black's identity, for example, the relationship between the few of us back then..." Lupine rubbed his forehead, his father was betrayed by his brother, who would do it? It's hard to accept it.
The principal smiled helplessly, recalling Harry's strange behavior some time ago, and made a guess, "Harry probably already knows."
"how come?"
"Thinking about Sifels' identity, you won't find it strange." The headmaster let out a long breath, "I don't know if this is good or bad for Harry...you won't be overwhelmed by a moment of anger. Drowsy, but more time to be tortured by the thoughts roiling in the head... The kid seemed very troubled a while ago, probably because of Blake."
"So, it's very likely that Sifels already knew about Black's relationship with her?" Lupine suddenly understood why Sifels looked at him so coldly when the school just started.
"This possibility is very high." Mr. Principal carefully recalled the look on the face when Cadillac came to the door to increase cooperation, and silently lit a candle for the good student he used to be. If caught, he will probably be beaten badly, especially if there is a potion master who is proficient in medical methods by his side, can he be hanged and beaten?Cough, Mr. Principal found that his thoughts began to drift uncontrollably to strange places...
……
"Crack." Cadiak threw a stack of documents on the table, "That damned guy appeared near Hogwarts, William, let them intensify their search efforts."
"Okay. Maybe zoom in on the target a bit..."
"for example?"
"Like a big bony black dog."
"Have you established that his Animagus form is a black dog?"
"Yep."
"Tsk, I thought his name was Sirius, at least he would be a wolf..."
"The wolf is Remus Lupine, oh, a werewolf, I should say."
"Oh, a werewolf..." Cadillac nodded, then stood up suddenly, and because he got up too fast, "Bang!" knocked over the chair behind him, "You said Remus Lupine Is it a werewolf?! Damn Albus Dumbledore, actually let a werewolf be a professor! Doesn’t he know that werewolves will lose their minds every full moon night and become beasts that only know how to drink blood?! No, I Go and bring Shifier back!"
"Okay, calm down, don't forget that Snape is here."
"Calm down, calm down, how do you tell me to calm down! That's a werewolf! It's not an ordinary wolf! A werewolf that will be infected if bitten!"
"Hey..." Mr. Butler hugged Cadiac into his arms, patted his back gently, and comforted him softly, "I have already told Schiffer the news and sent her a whole box of ammunition, Medicine, that amount is enough to flatten half of Hogwarts."
"It's only half of Hogwarts! How much is enough! I'm going to send her dozens more boxes!"
"Dozens of boxes?"
"Yes, ah, is it missing? How about adding a zero?"
"Do you think even Sifles will be blown away in case of a fire? Use your brain, Earl Cliveden?! Sifles is no longer the little baby who huddled in a corner in the past !"
"...I...I just don't want her to be hurt like that again..."
"She has grown up. In a few months, I will take her to Germany. I didn't want to tell you so early, but... But since Black escaped, your state has been not right..."
"Go to Germany?! It's fine to go to Germany... If Schiffer is not here, I don't have to worry too much."
"So you're always worried that if you accidentally kill Black one day, Schiffer will be angry with you?"
"..."
"Idiot, Sifel came to me before school started, and she said, if you still think about it, I will beat you up, and it will be regarded as punishment for not trusting her enough... So, are you ready?" Mr. Housekeeper squeezed He squeezed his fist and looked at Cadiak with a twitching mouth with a smile.
"No no no, no need!"
"Stop for me!"
"You think I'm stupid!" "Bang!"
"Aren't you stupid, you won't listen when you are told to stop, why, is this wall still hard?"
"..."
The author has something to say:
Hehehe, Lupine is also a professor_(:з」∠)_
It is not the incomparably majestic Dean who has an enchanting figure!
The closet door opened with a "creak" sound, and a puff of black smoke drifted out. He quickly changed various expressions, and finally turned into the dean wearing a black robe with a gloomy face. The dean folded his arms and looked sharp. Looking around for a week, then slowly walking towards Neville...
"Think about the clothes your grandma is wearing, what would happen if they got on Snape?" Lupine instructed loudly from the side.
"Hmph." Sifels snorted coldly, quickly pulled out her wand, and waved it skillfully, "Funny, funny!" Before everyone had time to react, "Master Dean" instantly changed into a figure Voluptuous Lupine...yes, voluptuous... Lupine!The audience roared with laughter, and even Lupine couldn't help shaking his head, stuffing his enchanting "self" into the closet.
"Okay, next one, Sifels' demonstration is very correct, but since this lesson is not a second-grade class, I won't give you extra points." Lupine signaled everyone to line up and practice one by one. Quietly let Neville go back to the back of the line, and try again slowly.
"Oh, Schiffer, you are really..."
"What's wrong with me?"
"I said you are amazing!" Hermione hugged Sifels and kissed her face forcefully.
Sifels smiled and rubbed Hermione's head, tilted her head and said, "Then I'll go first."
"Where are you going?" Hold tight!
"Just go to the side and sit down. I'll wait for you to leave after class."
"Okay, then... kiss again, okay~"
"Chirp~"
"..." xN covered his eyes
As soon as Sifels turned around, the smile on his face disappeared. Although the dean looked terrible with a sullen face, it didn't mean that anyone could damage the image of the dean in this way.However, she suddenly discovered that if the Confusion Curse is cast, it doesn't seem to be very good whether it is cast on Neville or Boggart. If it is thrown on Lupine, it may not be successful, and it may become a malicious attack on the professor. ...So she changed her mind the moment she pulled out her wand, it was the Boggart, huh...
This matter was quickly spread after the class, which is an extremely interesting matter for Gryffindors!But it's a pity that I didn't see the Potions professor wearing Grandma Neville.
"Bang!" The goblet in front of Lu Ping suddenly exploded. The glass shards that exploded seemed ferocious, but they were all contained within a small range at the moment of shooting. The students who were dining in the hall subconsciously Then he shifted his gaze to Mr. Dean... Well, Mr. Dean is sullen, lowering his head and carefully cutting the steak on the plate, but the force seems to be a little too strong, and the plate creaks a little.
This is indeed not done by the dean. If he wants revenge, he can just start with the taste of the potion. He will let Remus Lupine have a good taste of what is called the unforgettable taste of a lifetime! "It's just a little joke", heh, it's just a little joke of the students. The dean picked up a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it a few times before swallowing it, picked up the handkerchief beside him and said slowly Wiping his mouth, he stood up and glanced at Lupine, "Ten points for Slytherin! For the accuracy of your spells."
After the dean left, the little snakes suddenly raised their cups together, "For the accuracy of the spell!"
"It seems that you will usher in a very interesting life." Mr. Principal raised his glass to Lupine with a smile, expressing his delight, but the next second, Mr. Principal was clutching his back teeth and fell into deep thought. Severus Shouldn't he also change the flavor of his dental potion? !He is innocent!
If it weren't for Sifels' counterattack in class, maybe the little snakes are still watching secretly.But since Cliveden has made a move, they naturally can't fall behind too much. Besides, that is their beloved dean~ I heard that there are many prank props at the red-haired Weasley, but it is said that the professor also used it when he was in school. Master prankster, well, this time it's interesting...
Lupine stared at the food on his plate very seriously for a few seconds, then turned his head, "Albus, I'll exchange it with you!"
"Oh, okay." The principal directly reached out and exchanged the food for the two without hesitation, and fearlessly forked the food on the plate and stuffed it into his mouth. Well, nothing happened.Then when Lupine stuffed the food exchanged from Mr. Principal into his mouth in doubt, his face turned green just after he swallowed it, that's right, it turned green with a swish!
The principal patted himself on the chest exaggeratedly, "Merlin really cares for you! Thank you, Remus, otherwise I would be the green one."
"..." Lupine glanced at the hand that was still turning green speechlessly, and suddenly realized that the problem might be the knife and fork he was holding in his hand... Food can be changed, but after picking up the knife and fork, unless Dirty, otherwise it is generally not replaced...
This kind of thing has been happening continuously, it is simply impossible to prevent!I'm afraid Merlin doesn't know why the pranksters in Slytherin's little snakes are suddenly much more active than the most rowdy Gryffindors!
So when Neville was struggling to survive in Potions class, Professor Lupine also lived a life where he couldn't completely relax his vigilance even when he slept. It's the one in charge of mopping up!I'm really not very proficient in pranks, you really don't need to amplify your tricks as soon as you come up!Where did they get so many prank props!
Lupine died.
……
"Hey, Sifles, thank you so much for your suggestion this time, we made a lot of money! I don't know if there will be fifty Galleons..."
"We don't know each other well. Call me Cliveden."
"Oh, we are still partners anyway, don't be so indifferent~"
"The cooperation is over."
"But maybe there will be more cooperation opportunities~ You think so, Fred~"
"Yeah, dear Sifels, why don't you open a prank shop with us!"
"it is good."
"When the time comes... Eh? Eh? Eh?! You, you, you agree!"
"Correct."
"Aha! That's great!"
"How much money do you need?"
"Hey, it's just...probably...maybe..."
"Directly."
"Five hundred Galleons!"
"Ok?"
"Is there too much? Two hundred and five?"
"Here, there are two thousand Galleons here. Choose a better location for the store. I only want a [-]% dividend, and I don't care about anything else."
"Thank you boss!" x2
"Goodbye."
"Boss go slow!" x2
……
"I heard that there is finally news about that guy?" Professor Lupine collapsed on the sofa in the principal's office exhausted. After a few days, he was so troubled that he was about to see Merlin.
Mr. Principal smiled and pushed his glasses. This is the most "lively" Slytherin he has ever seen in his life. "Thank you, Remus. Cough, a Muggle called the police and said they saw him." But when the Aurors rushed over, there was no one there. His haunt is near Hogwarts, maybe we will meet him in a few days..."
"Does Harry need to tell him something? For example, Black's identity, for example, the relationship between the few of us back then..." Lupine rubbed his forehead, his father was betrayed by his brother, who would do it? It's hard to accept it.
The principal smiled helplessly, recalling Harry's strange behavior some time ago, and made a guess, "Harry probably already knows."
"how come?"
"Thinking about Sifels' identity, you won't find it strange." The headmaster let out a long breath, "I don't know if this is good or bad for Harry...you won't be overwhelmed by a moment of anger. Drowsy, but more time to be tortured by the thoughts roiling in the head... The kid seemed very troubled a while ago, probably because of Blake."
"So, it's very likely that Sifels already knew about Black's relationship with her?" Lupine suddenly understood why Sifels looked at him so coldly when the school just started.
"This possibility is very high." Mr. Principal carefully recalled the look on the face when Cadillac came to the door to increase cooperation, and silently lit a candle for the good student he used to be. If caught, he will probably be beaten badly, especially if there is a potion master who is proficient in medical methods by his side, can he be hanged and beaten?Cough, Mr. Principal found that his thoughts began to drift uncontrollably to strange places...
……
"Crack." Cadiak threw a stack of documents on the table, "That damned guy appeared near Hogwarts, William, let them intensify their search efforts."
"Okay. Maybe zoom in on the target a bit..."
"for example?"
"Like a big bony black dog."
"Have you established that his Animagus form is a black dog?"
"Yep."
"Tsk, I thought his name was Sirius, at least he would be a wolf..."
"The wolf is Remus Lupine, oh, a werewolf, I should say."
"Oh, a werewolf..." Cadillac nodded, then stood up suddenly, and because he got up too fast, "Bang!" knocked over the chair behind him, "You said Remus Lupine Is it a werewolf?! Damn Albus Dumbledore, actually let a werewolf be a professor! Doesn’t he know that werewolves will lose their minds every full moon night and become beasts that only know how to drink blood?! No, I Go and bring Shifier back!"
"Okay, calm down, don't forget that Snape is here."
"Calm down, calm down, how do you tell me to calm down! That's a werewolf! It's not an ordinary wolf! A werewolf that will be infected if bitten!"
"Hey..." Mr. Butler hugged Cadiac into his arms, patted his back gently, and comforted him softly, "I have already told Schiffer the news and sent her a whole box of ammunition, Medicine, that amount is enough to flatten half of Hogwarts."
"It's only half of Hogwarts! How much is enough! I'm going to send her dozens more boxes!"
"Dozens of boxes?"
"Yes, ah, is it missing? How about adding a zero?"
"Do you think even Sifles will be blown away in case of a fire? Use your brain, Earl Cliveden?! Sifles is no longer the little baby who huddled in a corner in the past !"
"...I...I just don't want her to be hurt like that again..."
"She has grown up. In a few months, I will take her to Germany. I didn't want to tell you so early, but... But since Black escaped, your state has been not right..."
"Go to Germany?! It's fine to go to Germany... If Schiffer is not here, I don't have to worry too much."
"So you're always worried that if you accidentally kill Black one day, Schiffer will be angry with you?"
"..."
"Idiot, Sifel came to me before school started, and she said, if you still think about it, I will beat you up, and it will be regarded as punishment for not trusting her enough... So, are you ready?" Mr. Housekeeper squeezed He squeezed his fist and looked at Cadiak with a twitching mouth with a smile.
"No no no, no need!"
"Stop for me!"
"You think I'm stupid!" "Bang!"
"Aren't you stupid, you won't listen when you are told to stop, why, is this wall still hard?"
"..."
The author has something to say:
Hehehe, Lupine is also a professor_(:з」∠)_
It is not the incomparably majestic Dean who has an enchanting figure!
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