The Man Named Golden Rate [Quick Transmigration]

What is Heaven?

Confucius said: "Things come into being without doing anything, this is the way of heaven. It is the way of heaven that makes things clear after they have been formed."

Zhuangzi said: "The way of heaven is lucky and there is nothing to accumulate, so all things come into being."

Three thousand big worlds, thousands of small worlds, every person and every thing in every world must follow the invisible and intangible rules, this is the way of heaven.The so-called way of heaven is the rule of all things, the principle of all things, and all things are determined by this.People can also be called its: law.It can be said that if there is no way of heaven, the world will not exist.

In short, it is something that can fly in its mouth, making the world and everything have to obey. Even if you don't want to obey, you have to offer your knees to it.

But now Li Lingheng's man actually called himself Tiandao with a calm face.Listen to this, what is "because, I am the way of heaven"?When you say something like this, can your tone be a little dignified, a little calm, and a little imposing?Not to mention that people can't help but want to kneel down after listening to it, at least don't say it like eating and drinking water!

Just based on Ye Chengze's tone, Li Lingheng would not believe what his man said, even the moment Ye Chengze said this, the entire space and time stopped, only he and Ye Chengze could think and act.Li Lingheng only has a few big golden characters in his mind at this moment:

You are fucking kidding me!

Can Tiandao stuff be used casually as a joke?Don't you know that everyone's every move is under the control of Tiandao?Mr. Ye, you are about to be struck by the thunder of the sky. Do you still remember that in your previous life, as a person who ascended to a fairy, you were taken away by the dog with a random poke from the Dao of Heaven?At that time, I didn't even have time to scream!

However, Li Lingheng reckons that his man doesn't remember this. Mr. Ye in his family has honestly drank up Mengpo soup in every life and lost his memory. up.

However, Mr. Ye said: "I remember. In my last life, I wanted to test how strong my body was when I ascended according to the path of ruthlessness, so I touched it."

oh.So in fact, you just accidentally played off and killed yourself?Never thought that the shell I squeezed out has become a fairy, but it still can't bear a light poke from the body, right?

Li Lingheng refused to admit that he was living under such a way of heaven, and said: "Keke, do you think that I will trust you if you do this? This kind of creative god who is the most arrogant and the most su and even the world has to surrender It is set that even elementary school students don’t play anymore.”

"It's not the God of Creation [哗——], it's the way of heaven." Even the God of Creation [哗——] has to follow the rules, Mr. Ye said that his forceful style is not enough to describe by any god, "or say I am the embodiment of law."

The young Li Baba doesn't quite understand what is called the incarnation of the law. Can the law be anthropomorphic?It's like suddenly one day a man appeared in front of the hard-pressed student party, claiming to be a school rule, isn't this really poisonous?This kind of setting has already broken all the existing realms, okay?

"If you are the incarnation of the law, then are you going to say that you can control everything, and what you want can come true?" Li Baba, who was stunned by his man, said indifferently, "Omniscient and omnipotent?"

Mr. Ye thought about it seriously, and said, "No, I'm just a rule."

Rules are rules, and controlling the operation of the laws is the responsibility of the two management agencies in the heaven and the underworld, and has nothing to do with him.At most, what he wants to achieve is that he can create a few creatures with his imagination, but he can't do a spaceship with a wave of his hand!

"Almighty is an argument. My dear, you need to study more, this thing cannot exist." Mr. Ye explained very seriously, with a serious expression like every high school teacher of Li Lingheng.

Hey, dear, didn't you say that you are the way of heaven?Isn’t omniscient and omnipotent a basic setting?What else can the incompetent Heavenly Dao do?

"Omniscient." Mr. Ye answered geography as a matter of course, and he straightened his back even more when he talked about this ability, "knowing the future through the past and the present, knowing astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom, the formation of all things in the world, as small as oil, salt and sauce Vinegar, I know everything."

Li Lingheng seemed to see "come and praise me" from his man's face.He was silent for a while: "Then you also know what color Gran's underwear is wearing today?"

At this moment, Li Lingheng clearly saw an expression of extreme disgust on his man's face: "Black, thong."

Fuck!The little cousin is so coquettish in underwear? !This doesn't fit his personality as the emperor of a country at all!Li Baba was shocked when he heard the words. He thought that his little nephew was just a bit of a sissy, but he didn't expect Gran Zhenzhen to be such an emperor.

no no no!Now is not the time to be amazed at Granville's coquettish question!Li Lingheng tried his best to pull back his thoughts of running away like a wild horse that could not be described in words.

At this time, even if Li Lingheng was reluctant, he had to believe in the authenticity of his man's words.After all, Mr. Ye hates Gran so much, it is absolutely impossible to peek at the color of his underwear, but the fact is that he really knows!This can only show that Mr. Ye is indeed omniscient, even knowing the color and style of underwear of everyone in the world.

Why do you feel that this setting is a bit perverted?How could he be jealous after this?

Mr. Ye: Who would think about the color of other people's underwear when they have nothing to do?Shouldn't you think that having such omniscience means that all beauties are the same bone in my eyes?Isn't it the legendary true love that I still fall in love with you like this?

Regarding this, Li Lingheng just wanted to say that the reason why his relative, Mr. Ye, fell in love with him was because he, Li Lingheng, was so handsome that even the heavens were fascinated by him, and his appearance even fascinated the heavens.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this statement, it is completely in line with the facts.

But after admitting that his own Mr. Ye is the Dao of Heaven, the problem came again. Who did he really have sex with when he usually flirts with Mr. Ye?Heaven?Thinking of it this way, the expression on Li Lingheng's face couldn't help but distort. The cool thing like Tiandao runs through thousands of worlds at the same time, which means that every time he does something that cannot be described in words, in fact Are they all having sex with thousands of worlds at the same time?

Oh no!He couldn't accept the setting of such a colossus!

"Honey, I am Heaven." Mr. Ye put his arms around his man, and said affectionately, "Don't worry, you are not dealing with thousands of worlds, but with the rules [wow——]."

So what the hell is the difference? !It's all scary big things!For a moment, Li Baba felt that he was under a bit of pressure to accommodate Mr. Xiaoye's chrysanthemum.

"There's a big difference. The world is actually our child." Mr. Ye said, "You and I gave birth."

Li Lingheng was dumbfounded when he heard it. What do you mean he and Mr. Ye were born?Fuck, is this still talking about the world?He is a worker of the laws of the first realm, and he doesn't even have the function of giving birth to children. How can he have the function of giving birth to the world? !Li Baba suddenly collapsed: "The world? Children?!"

"That's right." Mr. Ye seemed to make it easier for his man to understand, and calmly gave a simple example: "Do you remember the world where you were a star?"

Li Baba thought about it carefully and said he remembered.In that world, he used his little red hand to draw countless SSRs for his friends, which benefited the society and was very meaningful: "What happened to the world?"

"It's my first child with you." Mr. Ye mentioned that life, his eyes were full of fatherly love, "Isn't it cute?"

Cute ghost huh? !What kind of kid is this?Fuck!Li Lingheng seemed to hear the shattering sound of his three views exploding. He never knew that he was still spending a round on his own child.This kind of world is the setting of future generations, even he himself can't accept it, if the two fathers know it, the end of the world won't happen?

"And there's a second child?"

"Yes." Mr. Ye said, "You and I were born in the second life when you were the prince."

Why don't you just say that Ba Ba has lived through these lifetimes because Ba Ba was born by himself?Li Lingheng's manual goodbye.jpg.

My dear, although you are the way of heaven, you can't be so casual.Please don't attribute the birth of the new world to me, okay?I don't really have the ability to create new worlds and have absolutely no idea how.Could it be through farting?

"Baby you are so smart, every time you fart after we fuck, a new world is born."

Li Lingheng said he didn't want to talk, and threw a dog at Tiandao.

Honey, did you know that the world can cry too?

Mr. Ye said he did not know.Seeing his relative Lingheng Beibi open his eyes, he was stunned and couldn't help but feel that his man couldn't understand what he was talking about, and he felt that only practical actions were the best way to show his partner that the new world was born.Thinking of this, he touched Li Lingheng's waist.

"What are you doing?!" Li Baba patted Mr. Ye's wolf claws away.What are people touching?Even if you stop space and time now, it still cannot change the fact that this is still at the Capital Starship Station.Be reserved, even if you are a god, you can't touch your partner casually in public, which is not conducive to building a harmonious society.

"In order to let you better understand the process of the birth of the world." Mr. Ye sincerely stretched out his hand again, and said, "Honey, let's go to Wushan together and create a new world."

Li Lingheng: If you want to, just say it, what are you talking about creating a new world?