The Man Named Golden Rate [Quick Transmigration]

A great ancient man once said that the passage of time is always astonishingly fast, like a wild horse running wild, letting go of your own scumbag brain.Time flies, nearly ten years have passed in the blink of an eye, and Li Zai is also ten years old.

Ten years old is just the beginning of youth in human beings, but to Li Zai, he is already an old chicken, no other chicken can live so long like him, and he can still lose his virginity and become a real chicken. rooster.Speaking of this, I have to mention Li Zai's body shape.

As an old chicken, it may be the reason why he is fed Qiongye fairy fruit every day by his proud Taoist companion Yunxuan. Even after so many years, he still looks like a yellow and fluffy chick, not to mention he has lost his hair. He changed his color and became a big golden rooster. He didn't even grow that much in size, and he was still the size of that cute little rooster that could be tucked into the collar by Mr. Yunxuan every day and taken out.

Cute is very cute, but it doesn't mean that he wants to be like a chick for the rest of his life!He also wants to have eight-pack abs!Even if he can't be turned into a man with a cool and crazy eight-pack abs, at least let him change into a hair that can blind others' eyes!After all, a big rooster is also an adult male. What is he going to do with this picture of a juvenile or even a baby chicken? !

Li Zai, who feels that he is already a mature man, feels very sad. Because of this small appearance, he has been ridiculed by Laji Yunyang many times, and he no longer wants to use gold to subsidize Yunyang's emergency due to dating. purse.

Although immortal cultivators and mortals are called realms, in fact the two realms are on the same interface, and the word realm is only used to distinguish the difference between the two.The only thing that is really not on the same interface as it is the demon world where the demons live.Therefore, in the realm of cultivating immortals, it is said that spirit stones are used as currency in circulation, but that is limited to magic tools, robes, immortals, immortals, medicines and other similar things. The really commonly used things and the food of people who have not bigu have to be purchased from mortals. Silver must also be indispensable.

And Daoist Yunyang has been unrestrained all his life. As the head of Tianxianzong, the number one immortal sect in the world of cultivating immortals, besides practicing and managing the affairs of the sect, his favorite thing to do is hook up with female cultivators.Even though the female cultivators in the sect have expressed their opinion that Yunyang's appearance looks like a gay, and advised him to quickly recognize the facts and find a good man to marry, but Yunyang Daojun still enjoys it and spends monthly He used his pocket money to buy jewelry to hook up with female nuns, and naturally his monthly purse would be in short supply before the end of the month when the clan pays out his salary, so he had no choice but to turn to the golden chicken Li Zai, who can produce gold every day.

——By the way, even though Daojun Yunyang is the master of the sect, he actually has no small treasury at all. The financial power of the sect is controlled by Yunxiu, one of the elders and also the third junior sister of Yunyang.

Yunxiu is a real girl with a male face, and looks like a sunny young man. I don't know how many girls who don't know the truth are rushing to come up.But she only looks sunny, and under that lively skin she is actually a tortoise obsessive-compulsive disorder. The monthly expenses of the clan must not be more or less than a penny of the budget.

For Master Yunxiu, the Zongmen Acceptance Conference once every ten years is like hell. Only at this time, not only can she not make a strict and accurate Zongmen spending plan in advance, but she has to complete the plan in the next few months. Recalculate the budget, because none of the newly recruited disciples can live without food, so we have to purchase new food and supplies.The inner disciples are fine, they will definitely be bigu within three years.However, the Apprentice Acceptance Conference will also accept a new batch of outer disciples at the same time. No one knows when these outer disciples will be able to enter Dao without bigu.

Ma De, I really don't know why you accept so many useless outer disciples?Can't we charge less people?Why do you want the face of the first sect?Master Yunxiu doesn't really understand the so-called respectability of the sect. In her opinion, as long as the quality of the disciples in the sect is guaranteed, there is no need to care about the quantity.

"So, how about reducing the number of disciples from the outer sect?" It was the once-in-a-ten-year apprenticeship meeting, and Master Yunxiu once again confused the head of Yunyang with the account book, trying to get him to reduce the number of apprentices, "You know Do you need money to raise these disciples?!"

"Oh, the Second Immortal Sect accepts so many people, shouldn't our First Immortal Sect be similar?" Yunyang said.

"Come on, who doesn't know that Wuyuanmen did this to explore the way of ruthlessness? We already have Yunxuan in our sect, why do we charge so much?" Yunxiu slapped everything on the desk and jumped up. "Reduce the number of people for me!"

"Isn't this, isn't this why Yunxuan doesn't accept apprentices?" Yun Yang raised his hands to the sides of his head, he was always afraid of this junior sister, but he said she was a junior sister, but she had a kind of physical strength that could beat three of them with one person. fierce momentum.Every time he saw Junior Sister Yunxiu who was so furious, he had the feeling that she would punch him in the face the next moment. "Yunxiu, don't get excited, calm down, come and take a deep breath with me."

"Sister!" Yunxiu refused to talk to this senior brother who didn't know the difficulty of financial management. She turned her head to look at Mr. Yunxuan who was not far away, and said with a ferocious expression, "Yunxuan! You won't accept me again this year." Don’t think about receiving the salary for the second half of the year!”

Mr. Yunxuan concentrates on poking and playing with Li Zai who is hidden in his collar, and he doesn't hear anything.He himself is extremely arrogant, unlike the poor Yunyang, his small coffers are full of treasures that he picked up at random when he went out to practice. No matter which one he takes out, it is enough to drive outsiders crazy. Now facing Zongmen He has nothing to fear from the pitifully small salary in comparison.

"Yunxuan, did you hear that?! I know you are in good shape, don't poke your chest muscles anymore! Listen to me!" Seeing this, Master Yunxiu roared angrily.She didn't know why Yun Xuan, her junior brother in the dead house, had become like this all these years?In the past, he was not the kind of man who was so narcissistic that he poked his chest muscle.What about that innocent little fairy Bai Lian back then?

"It's not pectoral muscles." Mr. Yunxuan took a deep look at his senior sister, "It's a Taoist companion." As he spoke, under the still angry and shocked eyes of Senior Sister Yunxiu, he put his hand into his clothes without changing his face. Leader: "Baby, come out."

Senior sister Yunxiu, who has read all kinds of pornographic books besides accounting and practice, was stunned. When she heard the word "baby", she somehow thought of a pornographic book she just read a few days ago:

Qi Dahuo is good at attacking and slowly walked towards the little shou who was trembling like a pure white rabbit beside the bed, gradually opened the belt around his waist, and he smiled charmingly: "Come on, let me show you a big baby."

Yunxiu replaced the little yellow book Gong's face with the handsome face of her own junior brother, so goosebumps fell all over the floor. She really couldn't accept Yun Xuan becoming such an evil and charming Gong. It's not a man with this style, no matter how you say it, he must be an abstinent beauty!

"Baby, don't make trouble." Yunxuan took a long time to pull out a goose-yellow fur ball from his shirt, raised his eyes and said to Yunxiu: "This is my Taoist companion, Li Lingheng."

"Hey." Hello, Senior Sister!Standing on his man's hand, Li Zai waved his wings to Yunxiu, and greeted Yunxiu sweetly: "Chichi." Senior sister, I was playing with Yunxuan Beibi just now.

However, no matter how cute Li Zai is, how much Yunxuan is kissed by Su De, Senior Sister Yunxiu can no longer hear her. A chicken cub was pulled out of the shirt.

Fuck!Isn't Yunxuan raising chickens ten years ago?Why is he still raising it for so long? !Could it be that his love for Chicken Cub is too unfathomable?Is this too deep?Who would stuff a chicken under their clothes?He is a man who stands at the pinnacle of cultivators in the world of cultivators!Even those silly roe deer demon cultivators wouldn't believe this kind of thing!

This fairy-like beauty took out a big baby from her clothes, no, the shock of the chick cub was no less shocking to Yunxiu than her favorite weak and delicate Huashou suddenly counterattacked one day and turned into a strong man Muscle attack, she didn't wake up until the disciple acceptance meeting officially started.

"Yun, Yunxuan... Tell me honestly, which chicken is this?" Yunxiu asked with a little trembling.According to her understanding of the reproduction speed of mortal chickens, Ling Xufeng, which has been enough for Mr. Yunxuan for so many years, has become a paradise for chickens.It is estimated that when Mr. Yunxuan takes his apprentice back to Lingxu Peak, the first thing the new apprentice sees when he sees his future residence is the mountain full of mortal chickens.

Oh no!She couldn't imagine the scene!Look at Mr. Yunxuan's immortal appearance, and then think about the chickens all over the mountain, the image is too ruined, isn't it? !

Upon hearing this, Mr. Yunxuan and Li Zai turned their gazes to Yunxiu's face, who were looking at the disciples who were undergoing qualification tests below.Being stared at by Li Zai's cute little black bean eyes and her junior brother's pair of phoenix eyes, Yunxiu suddenly felt a little stressed for some reason.

"It's not a chicken, it's a Taoist companion." Jun Yunxuan's tone was full of seriousness, "I only have one Taoist companion in my life."

"Gee!" That's it!My dear, I have only one chicken from the beginning to the end!Li Zai, who was standing on the shoulder, said while pulling the hair hanging by Jun Yunxuan's ear to pull his head down slightly, and then pecked Jun Yunxuan's thin lips lightly with a "chirp chirp", like a kiss : "Hey!" He only loves me!

Oh, it's ashamed to look at it!The only head of Yunyang in the audience who could understand what Li Zai was saying seemed to be slammed with dog food, and felt extremely stuffy.He also wants a Taoist companion, so why are the younger sisters of the nuns unwilling to date him?

So this is the cub from ten years ago?The life is too long, is this still an ordinary mortal chicken?Yunxiu clearly looked at a chicken and a man in front of her, but she felt that the light from them seemed to be able to blind her eyes as a single dog.

Li Zai said: Keke, Ba Ba is no longer an ordinary mortal chicken. Which mortal chicken have you ever seen can break gold?