I'm already a waste dragon

When the day comes to waking up, the night is illuminated by dazzling lights, Lei Gong spreads his wings, holds an iron cone hammer, and uses the cone hammer to strike a rumbling spring thunder, awakening all things on the earth.

This day was supposed to be the day when all kinds of hibernating animals dormant in the soil woke up, but the city was abnormally silent, and there were even few people offering sacrifices to the white tiger in Jingzhe, only the neon lights remained the same.

Cen Mian was picking vegetables in front of the kitchen counter, her white neck was exposed, her round eyes half-hidden by fine black hair were full of concentration, listening to her senior singing in the bathroom, the corners of her eyebrows finally couldn't help twitching After a while, he raised his head and turned on the small TV to cover up the out-of-tune singing of Mr. Fox Immortal.

"Today's headlines, the serial suicide case of Shanhai University has not been solved so far. It is reported that the victims are all human female students from freshman to senior year. The Special Case Investigation Division has accepted the case. If there are any abnormalities in recent days, please do not panic and contact Contact the police or the Special Population Administration.”

Hearing about her university, Cen Mian raised her head in surprise, just in time to see the blurry picture of the girl on the small TV, and the close-up of her bloody corpse. Fat and greasy maggots were crawling out of her eye sockets, and her brain was not scared yet. Come here, and the TV has been turned off with a snap.

... Scared gay, okay!Is the mosaic so expensive? If it is covered with maggots, don’t fight!Huh, fortunately, he didn't live in school a long time ago.Thinking of this, Cen Mian's heart was still trembling in mid-air, full of uneasiness and guilt.

Under the orange lights hanging high outside the window, the always noisy hawkers’ cries were faint and far away. It was clearly a spring night, but there was a faint stench in the air.

Cen Mian absent-mindedly put the selected vegetables into the sieve, turned on the faucet, but screamed out in shock at the scene in front of him—red water gushed out of the faucet, and Cen Mian swung the faucet vigorously with quick eyes and hands, My hands are sore.The faucet was turned off to the tightest, but the dark red blood flowed up along the drain, reaching the water level below the vegetables.

"...If you have a vision recently, don't panic, even contact the police or the Special Population Management Bureau." The report just now echoed in Cen Mian's mind.

... Can it be better ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!He just washes the dishes!Wash the dishes!

"Hey! I have horns on my head! I have a tail behind me! I am a little white dragon! I have a lot of little secrets! I won't tell you! Just~no~tell~you~"

In the nick of time, when Cen Mian was about to run out of the kitchen screaming, the brisk bell of "I Am a Little Green Dragon" rang out from the pile of clothes beside the counter. The voice was still Lu Jun's perfect goddess voice, and the content was still maliciously changed word.

...Brother, change your ringtone, when I beg you!Cen Mian's cold sweat blew in the night wind from fright, goosebumps arose all over his body, but the ringing of the bell made him less afraid.The spreading blood retreated after hearing the ringing of the bell, and everything returned to its original state, as if it had never happened.

"Which bastard, don't you know that my uncle is going to do a full set of skin care at night! Mianmian picked it up for me!" Xue Liang's voice came from the bathroom, stepping on the footsteps of splashes, and the flesh-colored body was vaguely projected on the scrub. Glass door.

"...Okay." Cen Mian obediently stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, tried to reply to Xue Liang loudly, picked up Xue Liang's figure walking back from between his fingers, and then went to pick up the phone that had been singing non-stop. Incredible.

...Brother, it is your brother, the "little bastard".Cen Mian thought for a while, it was better not to relay what the senior brother said to younger brother Xue.

Xue Liang has a younger brother who is a sophomore in Shanhai University. Unlike the old fritter brother who loves countless concubines and lives a 21-ban life every day, Xue Zhu is carefree and straight!male!

That's right, after being locked up in the laboratory and growing up with his elder brother who can make beakers give birth to a group of small beakers, Xue Zhu has grown into a straight boy with full roots, and rumored to have a little goddess girl.

... just incredible.Cen Mian always felt that way.

"Hi, hello, I'm Cen Mian." Cen Mian swipe past the green icon, the scary ringing finally stopped, and he answered the phone in a dull manner.

Xue Zhu on the other end was not surprised at all, and the juvenile voice came over his head and face like a cannonball: "Wow, Brother Mian! Is my brother playing with me in the toilet again? Let him have less appointments. It's not very busy in S city recently." Taiping, eh, I forgot, you should have the deepest experience, nothing happened recently, right?"

"It's all right, and your brother doesn't have an appointment. Didn't he introduce Inspector He to you? Did you have anything to do with him? Did you have dinner?" Facing his junior, Cen Mian automatically turned into a senior brother, but forgot that he was a dragon. The age is less than one-thousandth of the opponent's fox age.

"Ha, I also want to introduce our new male teacher to him. The same surname as the new sister-in-law is still his favorite! Just tell my brother that I miss him and let him come to school tomorrow to play with me ! Shaolang won't die for a day!" Xue Zhu said heartily, his voice so infectious that he relaxed his emotions.

...you got into trouble again, right?Cen Mian, who was familiar with him, did not expose him, but complained silently in his heart.

"Okay, you have to be careful at school. I saw the news just now. Well, you should know that even though you're not a girl, you should be careful." Cen Mian couldn't help shivering when he recalled the scene just now. The goosebumps that went down are about to rise again.

Xue Zhu on the other side paused for a moment, then smiled and agreed.

After hanging up the phone, Cen Mian wiped the phone and put it back where it was, found a dozen plastic bags, wrapped the dirty vegetables layer by layer tightly, and pasted two talismans given to him by Zhang Tianshi before throwing them into the bag. garbage can.

When Cen Mian finished cooking five dishes, one soup and a pot of fragrant soft rice, the door of the bathroom finally opened, and the warm water vapor carried the luxurious aroma of skin care products, and the steaming Master Hu Xian hummed in a good mood Song, asked Cen Mian: "Did my brother get into trouble again?"

...Whoever said that a senior brother doesn't care about his younger brother, doesn't this person understand Xue Zhu's tricks very well?Cen Mian nodded obediently.

Xue Liang's smile faded a little, he touched his chin, and the seductive fox looked at Cen Mian: "Mian Mian doesn't go to work tomorrow, come with me."

...Even if you look at me like this, I still won't agree!Whoooo!Can't resist it at all!The gaze of the fox fairy or something.

Seeing Cen Mian's stupid expression of trying to close his eyes, Xue Liang stretched out his hands to ruffle Cen Mian's soft black hair, and jokingly said, "By the way, go visit Ah Zhi's grave. I've been stung, and it's almost the death day."

Cen Mian shook his head under the palm of his senior brother, but did not resist. Looking at Xue Liang's expressionless fox eyes, he lowered his head humbly, and agreed in a low voice.

Xue Liang, who got the reply, held his clothes and continued humming, except for waiting in the kitchen, the glass on the door shone the light into his eyes, concealing the hidden emotions.

With something on his mind, Cen Mian distractedly sliced ​​the fruit after dinner. For the first time, he didn't follow He Shaoyu's standard that every piece should be exactly the same, and almost got his hands.

After serving the dishes at a suitable temperature, Cen Mian closed his eyes and took a deep breath before opening his eyes to take out the dishes.

The hour hand pointed to eight o'clock, and even Lu Li, who was busy with noble affairs, had already returned, but he was sitting upright at the dining table, with his suit still on, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, his eyes behind the lenses were closed, and his breathing was steadily rising and falling.

"Don't worry about him, let him sleep. Eat and eat!" said Xue Liang, who had a clear door, and rushed to the plate of soy sauce chicken that was emitting a hot aroma.

... sleep, right? !Cen Mian looked at Lu Li who seldom ran into him because he always left early and came back late, and he really didn't know anything about what they said.Being a CEO is really a hard job, Cen Mian thought to himself.

"Ouch, what's the smell of you fox! Did you go up the mountain to pick up chicken manure and take a bath in the septic tank?" Lu Jun rarely wore a T-shirt that looked like a boy, and pulled out his Shanhai Elementary School from his neck. Throwing his school card on the sofa, he pinched his nose and looked at Xue Liang in disgust, but he still sat in the chair next to Xue Liang.

"I'm going to your mother's. This is Lu Dan's pioneering work, okay! Smell the sweet top note like first love, and the sexy and pungent back note. You can't buy it if you want to!" Xue Liang raised his neck. Snorting coldly, he stretched out his snow-white arm to Lu Juan's nose and circled it before continuing to eat chicken.

Lu Jun turned his head away, took a bite of his meal, and said without sincerity: "Send me the link back, I want to study it for my little fans."

The sound of closing the door came, and He Shaoyu appeared at the door wearing a black windbreaker and dragging his body to the limit. He walked in with a file in his hand, and the antipyretic patch on his forehead looked a little funny against the fierce look on his face.

"The little arrogant monster is back, come and watch our discussion about Mr. Kadokawa last night!" Lu Jun, who watched He Shaoyu take his seat, took out his tablet and put it in the middle of the table.

Cen Mian, who was holding the bowl and chopsticks for He Shaoyu, clearly saw the corners of his thighs twitch.Mr. Kadokawa, do you also look at the girl show with your thighs? ...this inexplicable cuteness.

"The little fox is coming too. This is a good material for me to observe and study! It is the second greatest invention of human beings after dishes." Lu Jun was obviously very interested in this show, sitting in the chairman's seat, pulling around He Shaoyu and Xue Liang came to see.

After entering the kitchen, Cen Mian, who brought out the fish by the way, happened to see Brother Juan clicking on a folder called "Western Research Video Materials on the Relationship between Human Mechanics and Aesthetics".

...The folder that Brother Juan released is really, really unique!Sure enough, the long-lived monsters are different.Well, you have to study hard yourself.

Thinking that he had seen it, Cen Mian sat back in his seat and could only see the back of the tablet and the shelf, so he picked out the fish meat bit by bit carefully and put it in a small bowl in the middle of the dining table for everyone's convenience. folder.

"Tsk, the picture quality is too bad." Xue Liang squinted, said critically, and picked up the fish that Cen Mian had processed and began to chew.

"You stupid vixen, we must respect every artist who undresses!" Lu Juan pouted to criticize him, then tapped the screen, emphasizing: "Look, this protagonist is so beautiful, he was born into a fairy cave! "

Although he couldn't understand the words behind Juan, but out of love for this childhood show, Cen Mian timidly helped: "Yes, that Mr. Kadokawa is very beautiful. When it was broadcast, it became a lot of people. The little demon's first love."

He Shaoyu, who was eating with a grim expression, frowned upon hearing this, turned around and asked Cen Mian in a vicious voice, "You actually like this?"

...Why are you reacting so badly on your thighs?He didn't say he liked it either.That is, occasionally draw a little yellow rabbit or something?Although he now draws pictures of girls are very pure.

Cen Mian shrank back the hand that picked the fishbone, stared at He Shaoyu innocently with wide eyes, really didn't know where he was wrong this time, and said dully: "Mr. Kadokawa is the dream love of many monsters, right?" .” That little beauty really surprised him at that time.

Carefully picked the belly of the fish and the crescent moon meat on the cheeks of the fish for the thigh, trying to dispel his inexplicable anger.Cen Mian thought to himself, don't worry so much about the sick thigh.This thigh must be due to illness, um, yes, it must be like this.

He Shaoyu looked at the fish in the bowl, and his vicious expression eased a little. Before he could speak harshly, he heard a shocking sound——

"Xiao Mian, don't leave!" Lu Li closed his eyes and said, attracting everyone's attention. Everyone's face was covered with What the hell, but the unopened soup and rice in front of him showed that he hadn't woke up.

"Lu, Li, do you want to explain?" Lu Jun leisurely finished eating the fish he just caught, raised his head, his eyes were calm, but he punched Lu Li on the head.

... Cen Mian flinched, although Brother Juan looked like an eight-year-old young lady, but the mountain god's fist was not so light.

Sensing the fierce gaze from his thighs, Cen Mian lowered his head even further, thinking that if President Lu does not wake up, even if he jumps into the Santu River, he will not be able to clean himself up.

Can't wash.

Not clear.

clear.

The.

Lu Li, who was awakened by the alarm, narrowed his eyes, slowly fixed the gold-rimmed glasses that were crooked by Lu Jun, and raised the corners of his lips to ask him, "What's wrong, little lion?"

"Why did you call Xiaobailong just now? Did you dream about something obscene?" Lu Jun tapped his fingers on the table, and Lu Li's head lowered strangely along the direction of his force, so that he was at the same level as him.

"Ah, this." Lu Li, whose neck was pulled by an invisible force, calmly pushed his gold-rimmed glasses and asked, "Do you really want to listen?"

"Oh, I don't have to listen." Lu Jun didn't look at him, his face was very calm, and he played with a strand of curly hair hanging down.

Lu Li drank the soup calmly and said, "Actually, it's nothing. I dreamed that Xiao Mian snatched you back to the spirit beast world."

...Why is he stealing the paper?If you want to grab, grab your thigh, okay?

Hey, no, it seems that the thigh doesn't need to be grabbed.No, no, it's nothing to do with your thighs.And he can't go back to the spirit beast world either.All walks of life are different, without the protection of the spirit master and the spirit beast, no one can cross the boundary.He didn't have the slightest awareness that he had crossed the boundary with a ghost car once.

Cen Mian shook his head and munched on his food, ignoring this bizarre idea.He also ignored the expressions on everyone's faces.

***

After eating and clearing away the dishes, it was already 10:30.

Tidying up the trash cans in the kitchen, Cen Mian endured the nausea, tied the mouth of the plastic bag again and again, and wanted to wait until tomorrow to throw away the disgusting dishes.Unexpectedly, the more he stabbed, the heavier his back became, until he felt it was difficult to breathe, and when he turned his head, a scream came out of his mouth one step ahead of his consciousness——

The rotten smell instantly permeated the nose, and fat yellow and white maggots crawled up from the female corpse lying on his back to his body, and the half-rotten face still had green water, and his mouth was moving, as if About to say something.

...... Beep!Not so scary!He's just taking out the trash smugly!Can you let him go for a day!

Cen Mian was so frightened that her whole body became stiff, and her skin was covered with disgusting slippery skin. Her chest heaved and she wanted to take a deep breath, but she was blocked by the stench. Cold sweat broke out from her body. She pushed hard with her hands, but she couldn't push her away. Can try to crane his neck away from her.

Resolute footsteps came, and the visitor obviously didn't have time to put on their shoes. The tongue of flame, like a long thread, powerfully bypassed Cen Mian's body, burning the woman's body to ashes, and grains of flame fell like snow along the room. , bringing back a sliver of sanity to Cen Mian.

"help me……"

The sound from the long-rotted vocal cords carried the fishy smell of the lake, as terrifying as a cassette tape, but Cen Mian heard what she was about to say.The picture of the victim on TV while cooking came to mind, it was clearly the girl from just now.

"Hey! Why are you still sitting there, are you so scared? Go away, I want to take a bath." He Shaoyu's displeased voice came, and Cen Mian saw that he was wearing a bathrobe, and the open collar clearly saw the perfect chest and abdomen inside. Obviously getting ready to use the bathroom.

"...No." No wonder!woo woo woo woo!Cen Mian got up softly, and went back to the room in a hurry.

He Shaoyu looked at the bag of rubbish that was so sticky that he could eat lotus roots to a new level, his eyes were cold and murderous, and with a touch of his fingertips, the karmic fire that ignited out of thin air burned it clean.

***

Cen Mian rushed across the dark living room, slammed the door shut, and then slumped down along the door. His body slid and sat on the ground weakly, and his body twitched unconsciously from time to time, feeling full of fear in his heart.

...Scared pee, okay!Cen Mian's chest heaved and heaved, he took several deep breaths, the fear slowly faded away with the strong breath of He Shaoyu in the room, but the horrifying and indistinguishable call for help lingered in his mind.

Do you really want to go back with senior brother tomorrow?

In the past, Cen Mian would have run away as far as he could without even thinking about it.But now when he thinks about the questioning of his thighs that day, he actually asks himself in his heart, will he watch them die, will he.

He is useless, but he is not a demon who will die without saving.If so, what is the difference between him and Jiang Lie.

...Sure enough, tonight, I'd better ask my thigh to let him play the floor here.

After making up his mind, Cen Mian simply wandered around the thigh room boldly. As he likes stories, he naturally read the bookcases first—"S City Serious Case Collection", "Criminal Psychology", "Dragon Clan Extermination Case {Complete}", " The History of Mountain Gods in S City, The Record of Forbidden Curses, and a large pile of books in various languages ​​that I couldn't understand were densely packed into a bookshelf.

... What the hell is this.Cen Mian thought, thighs are indeed knowledgeable and extensive.Looking at the esoteric book above, I felt a heavy sense of security.

However, in the next second, he was overwhelmed by the animation column below. When he saw the "Mr. Kadokawa", Cen Mian happily pulled it out.It turns out that the thigh really reads this too, he hasn't bought any comics yet.As soon as it was opened, a sound of shattering three views came from Cen Mian's mind——

crooked? ! ! !Who will tell him why Mr. Kadokawa is not a beautiful woman!Never mind!Why do I still have eight pack abs!This bundle!This thing full of mosaics!What the hell are these things, woo woo woo woo!

I remembered those "watching and learning", "Western research video materials on the relationship between human body aesthetics and mechanics", and what "fairy cave" was during dinner.It's just filthy!The little yellow books under his bed can't compare to this tenth!What kind of filthy demon king did he live with!

Cen Mian blushed unbearably and stuffed the book back on the shelf, feeling that she no longer had a childhood to speak of.

"Don't sleep at night, what are you doing here?" He Shaoyu, who was steamed after taking a shower, pushed open the door, holding a towel in his hand to wipe his messy and dripping black hair, and raised his eyebrows to look at Cen Mian with a strange expression.

"...No, nothing, good night thighs! I'm going back first!" Cen Mian looked at He Shaoyu's chest still dripping with water, stammered quickly, and rushed into his room, completely forgetting that he asked his thighs to let go. The matter of him hitting the floor made He Shaoyu look dissatisfied at the closed door.

"...No, what did I say?" Cen Mian rolled on the bed, rolled into a cicada chrysalis in the soft quilt, and suddenly poked his head out of it.

...Oh my god, he seems to have said that the weird Kadokawa muscular man just now is the love monster in his dreams? !

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①Awakening of Insects: According to legend, the god of solar terms in Awakening Insects is "Thunder God".Legend has it that Lei Gong is a big bird.

② According to folklore in Guangdong, the white tiger, one of the fierce gods, also came out to look for food on that day. To ensure safety, people also sacrificed to the white tiger on the day of Awakening of Insects.

③Little Dragon Theme Song:

"I am a little green dragon": "I have horns on my head. I have a tail behind me. No one knows. How many secrets I have. I am a little green dragon... I won't tell you. I won't tell you."

④Fox King Moonlight:

On nights with a full moon, if you stay in the mountains, you will sometimes meet a vigorous silver fox.Mauser is silver and bright, and his movements are as swift as the wind. It seems that the moonlight flows through the mountains and forests.If you look into his eyes under the moon, you will lose your mind and suddenly feel like a dream. No one who hunts tigers in the mountains dares to snipe the public, so he is called the Fox King Moonlight.

⑤ Charm of the forest:

The pioneering work of the famous perfumer Lu Danshi.Originally under the Shiseido brand.Because this perfume has caused a sensation since its release and received constant praise. Later, it was reissued under the niche perfume brand of the same name of Lu Dan's, which can be regarded as the mainstay of the Lu Dan's brand.This perfume originated from the creative inspiration inspired by cedar wood in Ludan's early years. At that time, he made up his mind to create this inspiration into a perfume. After years of brewing in his heart, today's Linzhi was finally born. charming.The fragrance opens with gourmand notes of candied fruit, followed by spicy woody notes with a powdery finish.Nowadays, there are a lot of fresh perfumes with similar chemical smells on the market. All people who smell the charm of the forest for the first time will feel their eyes brighten and feel the shock brought by real natural fragrances.Of course, just like a person who has never even touched beer, it is impossible to taste the deliciousness of baijiu all at once. Not all beginners are capable of appreciating Lin's charm.

⑥Corpse: The corpse attached to the back of the person makes people feel a little heavy, and when they look back, they will definitely pee. (See "Strange Stories from a Liaozhai Studio")