I'm already a waste dragon

People went to the empty mansion of the Republic of China, and the brass fan with mottled green and green squeaked. Cen Mian was lying sleepy on the bed, and Xue Liang was taking his temperature beside him.He Shaoqing grinds the medicine powder one by one, and traces Xue Liang's back with his gaze.

He Shaoyu put one hand on the back of the red leather sofa, crossed his legs, and casually flipped through the files on his lap with the other hand.The thin few pages of the file only contain Cen Mian's simple personal information, and the remaining pages are all added by Jiang Lie later.There are no details about the items of losing power and humiliating the country, but he is familiar with Jiang Lie's style. He can imagine that if he wants to fix a person, he can torture the other party from mental to physical to collapse without being known to outsiders.

Cen Mian stared at Jiang Lie's expression in the kitchen, facing his questioning and grievance but not speaking eyes, flashed one by one, making Young Master He frowned and squeezed the file to whine.If Cen Mian is a blank sheet of paper, the moment he asked He Shaoyu for help was the first heavy stroke on it.Now tell him that this piece of paper has long been scarred by Jiang Lie. As a person who has already taken the paper as his own in his heart, Young Master He is so upset that he wants to hit someone.

Only I can rub this blank paper!He Shaoyu squeezed the file bag rattling.

He Shaoqing looked sideways at his cousin who was in full aura, and smiled playfully. He knew that his cousin would be like this because of the dog-eat-dog relationship between He Shaoyu and Jiang Lie.However, the act of burning down even the sycamore tree to get rid of the karma fire was beyond his expectations. Now Young Master He should have experienced the pain of backlash.

"...Woo, senior brother?" Cen Mian's soft voice sounded, and he looked sleepily at Xue Liang who had pulled out the thermometer from his mouth.

"You're awake. If you don't wake up again, I'm afraid I'll be able to eat roasted fox tonight." He Shaoqing said with a smile.

Xue Liang glanced at him, looked at the normal thermometer in his hand, and looked at Cen Mian approvingly: "Not bad, I didn't get sick from the ghost car."

Cen Mian opened his mouth, thinking of his "heroic" action just now, he was more proud than fear, and secretly glanced at He Shaoyu who had a bad face, thinking, this time, my thighs won't call me useless again, right? .

"I said that Mianmian would come this morning, but you still don't believe me. Hmph." After confirming that Cen Mian was fine, Xue Liang remembered the bet he made with He Shaoqing this morning.

The corner of He Shaoqing's mouth twitched into a smile: "I heard that Xiao Mian gave Jiang Lie a lot of information like this before. I'm curious, how did you do it, Xiao Mian?" It is common for people to be attracted by danger. A natural spectacle, attracting danger and knowing where the other party is, it is even more a wonderful flower.

"Huh, Xiao Mian is your name? Mian Mian was very sensitive to these things when she was in college, what's the matter with that scumbag Jiang Lie?" Seeing how Jiang Lie treated Cen Mian for ten years, Xue Liang seemed to be poked. What kind of point, I don't know if it is facing He Shaoqing, it just blows up.

Cen Mian, who has always kept secrets, experienced such an event today, and his heart was already flattered. What's more, in the face of everyone's attention, even He Shaoyu, who had always looked unkind, cast his eyes on him.Cen Mian's eyes sparkled with joy, and he whispered shyly and a little proudly, "I dreamed about it."

"Dream? You mean that you dreamed about everything that happened here today?" He Shaoqing laughed and asked pretending to be surprised.There is no way, the last time he heard such a fallacy was in the prehistoric period, and he couldn't believe it anyway, he just thought the little guy was joking.

Cen Mian has never been good at convincing people. What he is best at is covering up and evading. Faced with doubts, he insisted: "Yes, although there are some discrepancies, but at least the location is right."

"Mian Mian, senior brother knows that you always encounter strange things, but this is too outrageous. Dream? Pfft." Xue Liang looked at Cen Mian, looking serious, but finally couldn't hold back, comparable to a male model face smiles.

"...It's true! Brother." Cen Mian bit his lips angrily when he saw his brother laughing, and looked at Xue Liang with a spark of joy in his eyes, and then said what he didn't want to say: " When I passed out today, I was still in the body of the ghost car, his voice was exactly the same as in the dream, and I brought him back to the underworld."

"Pfft——" He Shaoqing seemed to have heard something funny, and couldn't hold back his stomach and bent over laughing.

Even his trusted senior brother smiled with tears in his eyes, grabbed Cen Mian's hand and panted, "Mian Mian, you can't just use it on yourself after hearing about the spirit master at school, you can make it up if you want to make it up." Make it real." This can't be blamed on Mr. Hu Immortal, after all, he has only heard of one of them since he lived in the prehistoric times.

Cen Mian looked at the two who couldn't help laughing, and lowered his head, his falling soft black hair covered the dim sparks in his eyes, the emotions in his heart were like boiling soup that was overheated, violently tumbling and bubbling The bubble burst painfully again.

The emotion of hating himself is stronger than ever. He hates himself like this. He hates himself for opening his heart as soon as he is noticed, handing the knife to others, pointing to their heart, and then letting them hurt and letting himself bleed.

Cen Mian shook off Xue Liang's hand, lowered his head, lifted the quilt and stood up, but the other party was still smiling without noticing it.

Not wanting to worry about pretending anymore, he took a deep breath, squeezed away the people in front of him with unprecedented strength, rushed out of the gate, and quickly went downstairs. the gate.

In the protected area of ​​barren mountains and ridges, there is no trace of human habitation, let alone buses.It was raining lightly, but Cen Mian, who hated the rain, walked with his head down, not hiding at all.

Cen Mian bit her lips until she was bloodless, her chin trembled, she didn't cry, she just sniffed, and walked along the bluestone road, regardless of where the road led, whether she could go home or not.

...It's okay, it's just a restoration of the original state. Anyway, to be precise, he didn't have a home in the first place.

Rain is a very annoying thing, all bad emotions will be magnified in the rain.Almost killed, distrusted, hated and questioned by thighs, those lonely, tragic, and crazy emotions were magnified in the cold spring rain.

The pajamas that his senior brother had changed for him were already soaked through, the slippers on his feet were only his left foot, and his bare right foot was covered with mud.

Cen Mian acted as if he hadn't seen it, biting his lips and walking in a daze, stepping off the last bluestone slab and walking through the quiet alley.After an unknown amount of time, the voices of the people gradually grew louder, and the familiar metropolis appeared at the entrance of the alley.

The lonely and desolate young man is walking on the street full of people coming and going, full of traffic, feasting and feasting. Human beings who are used to seeing all kinds of things in the world do not have a strange appearance of a young man.

Looking at the familiar streets, Cen Mian felt strange in his heart, people came and went, and the sight of the hurried human beings gradually blurred in his sight.Everyone is a parallel line with him in a different direction, but when they pass by this line indifferently, they will pierce his body, and he is still thinking about how to become more like them, How to be accepted and recognized.

The feeling of loneliness poured in from the small hole in his heart, gurgling and mixing with those boiling emotions, and finally flowed through his limbs and bones, and goose bumps appeared on his skin.Although no one was paying attention, Cen Mian still lowered his head and quietly wiped away the tears that came out with his hands.

"Hello!" A magnetic and pleasant voice sounded behind him, Cen Mian was so frightened that his fur all over, he turned his head tearfully, his red nose was still fluttering.

... Did he cry out hallucinations, why are his thighs here, and his motorcycle followed him silently like a ghost.Yes, hallucinations, definitely hallucinations.

Cen Mian sniffed as if she didn't see it, turned her head back, and walked on the street at a faster pace with her head down.

"...Ugh!"

In the next second, he was covered in the back of his head by the black driver's suit.Limian pulled off the oversized driver's suit on his head, touched it in disbelief, and rubbed it again.

…heck, it’s still hot!

"You dropped something!" He Shaoyu frowned when he saw Cen Mian's body was wet, his bare feet were covered with mud, and he was holding a driver's suit and didn't know how to put it on.

Cen Mian took the crumpled piece of paper aggrievedly, it was his guardian form, and it seemed to be He Shaoyu Zhang Yang's signature on it.

"...Didn't you be inappropriate." Cen Mian recalled He Shaoyu's previous words, and his aggrieved face was a little puffed up, and the sadness that had just been suppressed suddenly surged up, and tears rolled in his eyes.

"Did I say it was inappropriate? Which ear did you hear?" He Shaoyu remembered Cen Mian's performance before, suppressed the mania in his heart, and still frowned.

... Isn't there!Cen Mian thought angrily, chewing on He Shaoyu's previous words, it seemed that it might not be a rejection?

He Shaoyu looked at Cen Mian's fluttering red nose and bulging cheeks, and before Cen Mian agreed, he frowned enough to kill a fly: "What the hell are you angry about? Angry that I treated you so fiercely in the kitchen? Or are you angry that I questioned your identity?"

... The thigh actually knew that he was angry. Is this the rhythm of apologizing, but why is the apology so fierce.Cen Mian quietly looked at the expression on his thighs with big eyes.He Shaoyu's coat was still on him, and there was only a black vest on his upper body, and the lines of his muscles under his wide shoulders and narrow waist were faintly visible.

... Alas, fierce is also so good-looking.Cen Mian's angry face gradually turned pink, and he lowered his head awkwardly, not looking at the beauty in front of him.

He Shaoyu watched the rain getting heavier and heavier, pulled Cen Mian into the back seat, and said "tsk": "I don't know you dragon people very well."

...Horse eggs!Just don't apologize!It's none of their business!I can't see that you are such a map gun!

"...I'll give you the deed." The emotional soup in his heart was overwhelming, but Cen Mian obediently put the form next to his body, fulfilling his promise.

He Shaoyu, who had a stomach full of firecrackers and was about to start out, stopped the car at once, but was ignited by Cen Mian's words: "I can't do a routine questioning of you? You think I'm you? Don't be wary! Silly Believe what other people say!"

Cen Mian stopped in mid-air with the hand that was about to grab the hem of his clothes, looked at him dumbfounded, and was pulled back around the waist by a man, who scratched his head irritably, and said awkwardly: "...Tsk, I'm so sorry."

……What? !Cen Mian's eyes widened, the other party's awkward expression made him feel as if he was dreaming...

After a long while, seeing Cen Mian still looking at him stupidly, Young Master He seemed to be unable to bear it anymore and came again: "The Dragon Clan is really, tsk, timid and stingy. What was wrong with what I said about you in the kitchen? I said you would give up on yourself. Bravely admit that if you are a man, don't be a coward, it's not that you acquiesce in yourself, and you can change the status quo by just hugging your thigh."

Tsk, dragons are really troublesome creatures, the one 20 years ago was just like that, and the one in front of me is no exception.

...Really, I have never seen such a domineering and leaky apology.Cen Mian's red and swollen eyes were still watery, and his nose was still sniffing to stop the runny nose, but he tried to stretch his mouth so that he didn't secretly laugh.He never dared to want his own things, and no one encouraged him. Although he was as fierce as rabies, he was not sad.

"Do you want to go home?" He Shaoyu asked ferociously, and the big raindrops hit him with a patter, and his clothes were impermeable.

"Yes!" It seemed that nothing happened in the middle, Cen Mian was still that soft little white dragon with dog legs.But he has indeed changed, experienced a lot of first time in his life, Cen Mian's wet eyes showed a little more tenacity.

He Shaoyu put on his helmet, slammed on the gas pedal, and exhaled gas skillfully with both hands. The black locomotive flew past the crowd like lightning, arousing emotions on the indifferent faces of human beings.

The wind whistled in Cen Mian's ears, all four feet clung to the man's tight abdominal muscles, his hair was blown up, and the flesh on the side of his face was squeezed out of shape, but he bravely didn't scream.

...I'm going home.

Easter egg ①: Spring sleepiness

Like a towering giant umbrella, the dense sycamore tree opens its branches and passes straight through the clouds, leading to the unknown.

The sun shines among the dense leaves, which seem to be dotted with stars.In the breeze, every leaf is like an elf, rustling and laughing happily.

"...Fuck."

Cen Mian was so frightened by the starry houses that he could only see under his buttocks that he was still in shock. In front of the branch where he was sitting, a cluster of flames burst out from a green branch and leaf, very similar to the one he saw in the underworld.

...this goddamn dream.It must be just a dream, right?

Cen Mian watched the clusters of flames on the branches near and far, which were about to burn into a sea of ​​flames, and wanted to burn the plane tree completely.It's like someone deliberately set fire to it.There were bursts of flames, with a desperate suffocation, although the momentum of tens of thousands of people, he reminded him of one person.

A beautiful phoenix cry came——

Cen Mian turned his head to see a huge ice phoenix passing through the blazing flames, carrying the blue sky on its back, and covering the earth with its feathers like ice crystals, like the first snow.The action of passing through the karmic fire without hesitation shakes off the burning sycamore leaves in the sky, like golden butterflies dancing.She drilled her huge head in the sycamore tree, as if she was looking for something.However, Cen Mian knew that if she found this place, she would definitely fall down.

...Today's dream is a bit unreal.Well, it must be just a dream.Cen Mian's ten fingers subconsciously grabbed the ancient branch, and the pale skin fell down with his movements. In the thin cloud that disappeared, there was no sound of touching the ground.

Cen Mian knew that he was about to wake up when he smelled the untimely scent of orchid-scented laundry detergent faintly coming from his nose.Seeing that the Ice Phoenix's exploration was getting closer and closer, and the branches and leaves around him were rustling, Cen Mian desperately issued the command to open his eyes, his chest heaved and heaved, and he desperately took a deep breath of the orchid fragrance. For the first time, I wanted to smell the laundry detergent on my quilt.

"Give, him, return, give, me!" The violent child's voice appeared behind Binghuang, the tone of gnashing teeth seemed to want to swallow the phoenix alive.Under the cover of the huge white body, Cen Mian couldn't see the owner of the voice, but felt a little familiar.

The ice phoenix bird, which symbolizes auspiciousness and blessings, seemed to be frightened, its wings covering the sky trembled, and even the whole branch was crumbling.

...Sister, it's fine if you're afraid of a child, don't hurt innocent people!

Cen Mian's palms were sweating coldly, his feet were as soft as if they were not his, the bark was scratched by him until only the trunk was left, it was so slippery that he couldn't grasp it at all.As long as the phoenix bird moves again, he will definitely fall.

The boy's furious roar was stronger than the tremor of the phoenix bird, almost shaking the world.As if hurt by the roar, Cen Mian watched as a huge gully opened on the Ice Phoenix's chest, and blood sprayed towards him like a fountain.

The ice phoenix neighed sadly and fell down. The body slid down from the sycamore tree branch and fell into the clouds.And the gushing blood was like raindrops, falling from the sky as she fell.

A piece of thick, transparent soft object that glowed with light fell together with the rain, and stuck to Cen Mian's face. Through the soft object, Cen Mian heard the boy's roar.

"Long, Lin, Huan, me!" That overly good-looking face was very familiar, but it was blurred with fierce and sad emotions.

... I give this screenwriter zero points.

"...It's so noisy!" The magnetic voice was extremely hoarse, with an impatient and sleepy nasal voice, which was a bit like the one in the dream.

Surprised by this voice, Cen Mian opened his eyes suddenly, and the warm quilt rolled him up like a cicada chrysalis, beside him was his small new room, and the little porn books that he hadn't had time to tidy up yesterday were still piled up on the chair.

"My quilt fell on the floor." Across the door, Cen Mian replied in a low voice, afraid that He Shaoyu would be woken up, and that if he didn't get a response, he would be furious and come over to deal with him.

That's right, just across a door panel.The baby room that Cen Mian lives in is actually an attachment to Cen Mian's original room, the kind of room within a room.That means, to get out and in, he has to go through the thigh room.

"It's as loud as thunder when the quilt falls on the ground?!" He Shaoyu's voice was so fierce that he could eat people, and his nasal voice couldn't suppress his getting up.

"Because I'm under the quilt..." Cen Mian innocently got up and got dressed, refusing to go through the door before He Shaoyu got up.

However, in less than 10 minutes, the door was knocked open, and Cen Mian, who was squatting on the ground packing up the porn books, stood up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, blocking the boxes of porn books under the bed, staring with round eyes. He had to stare at He Shaoyu very innocently.

... The clothes on the thighs look familiar.Isn't this the one I wore wrong that day?Thought he threw it away.I didn't expect my thighs to be worn to sleep.

Although the clothes were washed by himself, Cen Mian could still smell the dragon's breath left on them after two steps away.The familiar smell that he smelled tomorrow penetrated his nostrils, but Cen Mian felt his face was burning.

...stop!What is going on in his dragon head full of yellow manure!This is the thigh!

He Shaoyu's impeccable face was full of evil spirits, but his squinted eyes were a little smug, and he completely forgot about his cleanliness: "Are you a big girl? You can blush when you see a man early in the morning?"

Cen Mian immediately shook her head, as if trying to shake something out of her head, and explained timidly: "No, no, the room is too hot."

"Oh, it's very hot." He Shaoyu raised his eyebrows and looked at the small green number 26° on the air conditioner.

Naturally, Cen Mian didn't have the guts to refute, and asked He Shaoyu anxiously: "...Why did you come in suddenly?" He didn't even knock on the door!don't knock!Brother!cry!

Thinking of it, He Shaoyu frowned again, and before he could speak, he suddenly coughed violently while covering his mouth.

Cen Mian looked at his face with his hands behind his back, which was abnormally red from coughing, but still very good-looking, and didn't know what to do.Seeing that his cough was getting worse for a full minute, Cen Mian timidly stretched out his hand to rest on his smooth forehead, the vibration of coughing was very real under his hand, He Shaoyu had no time to push him away, Cen Mian only felt that his hand was burning It’s like a stove, but it’s not removed. If humans burn to this temperature, they will mature prematurely, and whisper: "You seem to be getting more sick..."

...Although it is said that monsters rarely get sick, the existence of spiritual doctors proves the possibility of monsters being sick and injured.Ever since he came back from that house last week, He Shaoyu was out of shape. Even though he was as irritable as before, everyone could tell that something was wrong with him, so only He Shaoqing said that it was okay not to mess with him.

He Shaoyu's brows were slightly wrinkled, and his throat hurt like a pinprick from coughing. It was as if a charcoal stove had been stuffed into his head to boil his brains into bean curds. He let him rest the soft and cool hand on his forehead. He wanted to reprimand him for a long time. I just swallowed the words that had been terribly noisy earlier, and suddenly changed the subject: "What were you talking about just now? Are you going to let someone sleep?"

Cen Mian looked at him and blinked. The sick thigh seemed to be less lethal, so he said, "Does the thigh know what the dragon scale is for? I dreamed of a child snatching the dragon scale from the sycamore tree." The child still Same hair as you.Cen Mian did not dare to say the latter.

The corner of He Shaoyu's mouth twitched at a speed that Cen Mian could barely see. He didn't know whether it was from embarrassment or embarrassment. He turned around and went out with a big movement, and yelled at him: "You are a dragon, don't you know what dragon scales can do? Not a dragon, I know shit!"

...The sick thigh is still very lethal.

Cen Mian quickly took the opportunity to cover the bed sheet to ensure the safety of Xiao Huangben, and then followed He Shaoyu out of the room.He Shaoyu didn't know if his nose was blocked, he was too lazy to talk to him, or because he was hindered by Cen Mian's words just now, he went back to the room and fell into the pile of quilts, sleeping in an extremely wild posture.

Before closing the door, Cen Mian recalled the problem he had been wrestling with for a whole week. In order to be able to openly post the little yellow rabbit again, he had to poke his head in through the door, and carefully knocked sideways: "...do you play Weibo with your thighs?"

"Don't play! Do I seem to be able to play such a mentally retarded thing! Get out of here and cook!"

A pillow was thrown towards him, and the cowardly Cen Mian immediately rolled into the living room.

He Shaoyu, who was lying on the bed, had his eyes dark for a while, and then he suddenly took the mobile phone beside the bed, swiped his long finger a few times, and posted on Weibo.

Seeing the attention of "Long Aotian" from among the many new zombie fans, He Shaoyu hung his long fingers in the air, remembering Cen Mian's timid question, hum, it's hard to satisfy you.Long finger point, back fan.

Click on the other party's homepage, and without looking at Weibo, I saw—"He and you have four mutual friends: CEO Lu Li, S policeman He Shuai, forensic doctor Xue Liang-Daily dissection illustration, Ao'anshan little Veela."

Forget about the first two, but what the hell are the last two with strange styles?What messed up zombie fans did He Shaoqing pay attention to for him?As soon as He Shaoyu was divided into groups, two big characters were used brightly - roommates.

Going in at one point, both of them are actually big Vs with hundreds of thousands of fans.It was the first time that Young Master He, who had never been defiant, cared about where the lower limit of human beings was.

***

In the living room, Xue Liang was happily nestling with He Shaoqing on the small sofa bed next to the window, studying the newly acquired magic weapon.

It was a monster calendar, and according to my brother, it was older than everyone here.Everything written on it will disappear, but it will be seen by those who happen to happen in the eternal time and space. If you are lucky, you will also see the words written by your ancestors.

This magic weapon that He Shaoyu sneered at immediately aroused Cen Mian's interest, but Cen Mian was already disappointed in it after not getting any news for several days.Xue Liang is not tired of playing yet.

"'The male god's operation is so cool. I want to face the base! I want to fall!' Hahahahaha, this is written by Lu Juanjuan! Has he come back yet? I want to laugh at him. Apart from pretending to be a lolita, this kid has also learned how to date online .” Xue Liang laughed until Cugua PianPian dropped his pants, without the slightest sense of being a fox fairy.

...You were still a fox seed when Brother Juan was born, brother.Cen Mian thought silently.

"Shaoyu won't come out?" He Shaoqing picked up cucumber slices for Xue Liang and asked Cen Mian.When they came back that day, they both had a long talk with Cen Mian for a whole night, and He Shaoqing even filled in many missing files, so naturally he would not laugh at Cen Mian.Except, of course, for laughing at his cowardice.

"The thigh seems to be very sick, and the forehead is almost 50 degrees." Cen Mian bit her lip and said.

"Haha, he investigated this case so desperately, and he still clubbed and played games when he came back. He burned his own Nirvana tree that day, so it's no wonder he wasn't sick. Leave him alone, he has a sense of proportion." He Shaoqing smiled, with long eyes He squinted and asked to touch his forehead, which was interesting.

"Mianmian, hurry up and cook, your senior brother is going to starve to death." Xue Liang fired at Cen Mian, and then yelled at He Shaoqing: "Give me some more disinfectant paper, I took that set of teeth that day, I was so disgusting! I don't even know." What a thing!"

He Shaoqing obediently brought him a tissue and wiped his hands himself: "I've sent them to the forensics department. I'll know sooner or later. Madam, please calm down."

"Get lost." Xue Liang rolled his eyes at him.

Seeing the interaction between the two of them, Cen Mian felt a little warm in his heart, especially when his senior brother no longer had the cold and indifferent eyes he faced with his former lover.Without disturbing the two of them anymore, he turned and went into the kitchen.

As soon as he walked into the kitchen, the smile on the corner of Cen Mian's mouth was froze in fright, looking at the curly-haired lady who was trying hard to wear lace underwear, she asked in a low voice with a collapsed face, "Brother Juan, what are you wearing... Our family doesn't have any clothes. Sister, where did you come from?" In fact, he didn't really want to know.

With a delicate face, Lu Jun raised his head and smiled cutely, leaned over to Cen Mian with his back turned, and handed him the button: "Quickly, button it for me. This is for my female fan."

Cen Mian took it over and studied it for a long time before buckling it on for him.What the hell is he doing?He actually buttoned up lace underwear for a young lady in the kitchen?

"Your female fan? How do you take someone else's, cough, this." Cen Mian's face was dark.

"I'll take what! It's obviously she who came in wearing it and asked me, 'Honey, do you want it?'" Lu Juanjuan looked at Cen Mian with pouted lips: "Then of course I said I wanted it, so I told her to take it off quickly and let her wear it." Let me try."

...Excuseme?Female fans!Facing a Zhengtai who looks only eight years old!Cen Mian silently thought, after all, he still knows too little about human beings.

"That's right, here is your favorite Ranyi fish, which was caught by the arrogant monster yesterday." Lu Juanjuan stuffed him with a hand of dried fish, and then happily went back to the room to admire his new look. Don't live stream.

...God Lu Li, do you really not care about your children?Holding the small dried fish, Cen Mian thought for a while about who was to blame for the arrogance, and the only one who got the right number was the thigh.

Ran Yiyu is almost extinct in S City. It looks like a snake, with six legs and horse eyes. Although it is ugly, you will not have nightmares if you eat it.As an aquarist, Cen Mian didn't like to eat fish, but he liked it very much because of its efficacy.

...The thighs were supposed to do this yesterday.He thought his thigh really went to the hospital.Cen Mian lowered his eyes to look at the fish, and suddenly had the desire to hide it and not eat it.

Cen Mian only took one fish, and put the rest in the cabinet.Then I took out a lot of ribs, cabbage, potatoes, shrimp, watermelon, strawberries, etc. from the refrigerator.He doesn't like to eat these, but he is familiar with dozens of methods of these ingredients.Because roommates love it.

Put out the strawberries, watermelon, potatoes and fish separately, Cen Mian carefully picked the stems of each strawberry, washed them clean but not a single skin was broken.The watermelon was cut open, and the middle piece was secretly dug into the small dish, and then the meat was cut into full pieces along the skin and put into the basin.

Then prepare a few dishes skillfully and bring them to the living room.He Shaoqing had already left, leaving Lu Jun to change into bear pajamas and read storybooks with Xue Liang.Having chosen the career of CEO, who has a bright future, thousands of young girls, and Mary Suwen on all major channels, Lu Li naturally won't go home until midnight.

So lunch was held among three people.

"'Dragon meat is soaked in water, and articles can be produced.'" Lu Jun chewed on the vegetables, read a book, and sighed: "My God, did the dragon race die like this? Humans are so cruel, they eat everything."

"Believe it if you say it." Xue Liang gave him a look: "Look at this, 'Peasant has beautiful hair, loves its color, reflects water all day long, and drowns when dazzled.'... Hey, it seems to be really suitable for He Shaoqing. Human beings It’s still kind of sensible.”

...Brother, pheasants and peacocks are still a bit inferior.If my cousin knew what you said, you would say it a hundred times tonight.Cen Mian silently added in her heart, a new composition suddenly popped up in her head.

Seeing that Cen Mian wasn't paying attention, Xue Liang tapped him on the head, pointed to the book and said, "Look at this, Mian Mian, dragon and phoenix are born to be auspicious, that's right."

Cen Mian recalled the dream in the morning, and trembled at the thought of Phoenix, but when he heard these words, he felt some unspeakable feelings in his heart, not negative, but painful and warm.Obviously he has never seen a real phoenix, how could he have such deep feelings?strangeness.

"That's right, the Dragon Clan helped Wang Ziye kill the patriarch of the Phoenix Clan back then, and the family is now without a leader." Lu Jun is worthy of being a mountain god. He has lived a long time, and he is as jealous as ever: "What kind of auspicious dragon and phoenix are you? What kind of wink would a human being see see a fight as auspicious."

...I don't take you with such a map gun.

Although he didn't know what happened back then, Cen Mian felt a sudden pain in his heart when he heard it. He bit his chopsticks, angrily but did not refute.He even forgot who he was, so how could he stand to defend his ancestors?

Xue Liang stuffed Lu Jun's mouth with chopsticks, squinted and said, "You don't want them to fight like goblins."

Hearing the nonsense of the two, Cen Mian buried his head in picking the rice, without saying anything.

***

After washing the dishes and tidying up the dining room and kitchen, Cen Mian was thinking about He Shaoyu who hadn't eaten.He took the watermelon and strawberries he dug up just now, as well as shredded potatoes, dried fish and fragrant rice, and entered the room, but he was completely stunned.

He Shaoyu sat cross-legged on his bed, behind him was the window that opened to the dining room, holding the handle in his hand, and flicked the electric switch with his long fingers.

"...Aren't your thighs hungry?" Cen Mian first glanced at little Huang Ben to make sure they were all right, and then carefully put the food on the bedside table.

Seeing that He Shaoyu didn't respond, he asked nonchalantly, "Will you eat watermelon for your thighs?"

Quick pass He Shaoyu frowned and ignored him.After a while, Cen Mian thought of the small dried fish caught by the man, so he summoned up his courage and asked, "Thigh, you..."

He Shaoyu finally slapped the handle, threw it on Cen Mian's bed, and looked at Cen Mian with a fierce expression.

"...Do you want to eat watermelon?" Cen Mian timidly finished.

He Shaoyu yawned, forked the best piece of watermelon, leaned against the head of the bed, and looked at him with raised eyebrows while eating: "Don't you think I'm annoying?"

"what?"

Doubt appeared in Cen Mian's round eyes, he looked sideways at him, and then shook his head.Being vicious and arrogant is not the same as being annoying, just like thighs and Jiang Lie, they are not the same.Then he nodded in his heart again, he believed that it was different.

He Shaoyu ate without changing his posture, but his movements were very elegant: "Have you ever hated anyone in your life?"

Cen Mian sat on the low stool by the bed, resting his chin and thinking for a long time: "There is... my university's spiritual medicine teacher."

He Shaoyu raised his eyebrows, noncommittal.After finishing eating, he picked up his own dishes and went out, criticizing him: "The watermelon is not bad, but don't fry this potato stick next time."

...that's shredded potatoes!Isn't it just a little bit thicker?Cen Mian pursed her mouth.I didn't realize that I was venting my emotions casually.

Because it was rare for Young Master He to take away the dishes by himself, Cen Mian lay back on the bed and planned to sleep back.Spring, the most beautiful thing he has learned from humans is spring sleepiness.If you sleep in the afternoon in spring, you can sleep peacefully for a whole day.

Cen Mian is used to playing with his mobile phone before going to bed, and Cen Mian couldn't help but put on the "Long Aotian" vest that he hadn't put on for a whole week.The red message icon instantly filled his field of vision.

Cen Mian looked carefully at each item, and replied earnestly, when suddenly her fingers stopped—new fan: He Shaoyu V...Excuseme?Is he blind.Cen Mian wiped his eyes several times, the name was still there, and when he clicked on the other party's homepage, the two arrows going back and forth indicated their friendship.

There was even an extra Weibo below, Cen Mian opened it with trembling hands, it was like the piece of watermelon he dug for his thigh, just like the thigh style, he didn't even bother with the accompanying text.Cen Mian felt as if he had been hit between the eyebrows by a bullet, and his whole body shut down in an instant.

...Desperate!He is desperate for this unpredictable new thigh!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Cen Mian rolled over on the bed with the quilt covering his head, not knowing what he was struggling with.Rolling and rolling, he dozed off on the bed that smelled of He Shaoyu's breath.

***

Young Master He, who washed the dishes for the first time in his life, was dizzy, and an uneasy breath enveloped his whole body.He walked to the half-closed door, and saw Cen Mian's auspicious bird with a circle of fur, frowning so much that it could kill a fly, stretched out his hand, and suddenly a radiant fire-like tail feather appeared out of thin air.

He Shaoyu tore off the terry of Ji Niao, threw it aside on the sofa, put on the tail feathers openly, and nodded quite satisfied.

"Pfft—" Xue Liang's laughter sounded behind him.

He Shaoyu's face darkened in an instant, and he glanced coldly at the fox with its big tail, pushed the door in as if nothing had happened, and closed the door with a "touch--".

The smile on Xue Liang's face gradually faded, and a cold and gentle expression climbed onto his face, which was an expression he had never seen before in people's eyes.He put down his red wine glass, raised his long legs, opened the monster calendar hanging on the wall, lowered his long eyelashes, and wrote carefully.

"Although it's shameful, I admit it, only to you. I'm a little depressed today. The only thing I can do is to use your thoughts and timidity to get rid of all the unfortunate feelings. Ah Zhi, I miss you so much. Write like this, you Will you see it?"

Spring is here, the spring that made me meet you has come; the spring without you has also come.It's really noisy.Thinking this way, the fox fairy who has lived for 2000 years picked up his red wine glass again, stood by the window sill, looked at the bustling metropolis, his long eyelashes drooped down, covering his eyes.