The actor is a double-faced petite

God didn't give Shengshi a chance to burn his clothes.

The nanny car drove straight on the highway and then drove for three hours, and it took another three hours to drive down the provincial road. When the car stopped, Shengshi's already hungry chest was stuck to his back and his mind was full of food.

It wasn't until he got out of the car that he realized that he hadn't reached his destination. In front of him was... the Yangtze River? ?

The river is wide and misty, and the afternoon sun shatters into pieces of golden scales. You can't see the other side. Only the sandbar on the river is like a wide lotus leaf, which almost rises and falls with the waves.

Lu Jun's words confirmed Sheng Shi's conjecture: "Mr. Sheng, the shooting location is on the sandbar in Lanxi Town."

In order to create an effect and prevent Reuters, the program team generally does not announce the details of the shooting in advance, and the guests only know the location and meet the colleagues who will be together for two weeks until they arrive at the scene.

A staff member came up to introduce Shengshi.

Lanxi Town encompasses this small Jiangxinzhou. It has a long history and once prospered, but then gradually declined with the decline of the waterway.Most of the young people in the town have gone out to work, especially in Zhoushang.In [-], Dashuijiangxinzhou was devastated by the catastrophic disaster. Afterwards, many residents were relocated. Most of the remaining residents are old people and left-behind children, who need help to solve many daily difficulties.

Lu Jun smiled and said: "Mr. Sheng, I will accompany you here first. We are going to have dinner soon, and you have to find a way to go to Zhoushang to eat. Come on, the other guests haven't arrived yet, maybe there will be dinner."

After speaking, he led the people to run away, leaving only a camera teacher for Shengshi.

Shengshi:? ? ?

What does it mean to find a way to go to the continent?What do you mean there might be something to eat?

You don't send the guests to the shooting location?Don't care about food?

Sheng Shi was dumbfounded, suspecting that he had been tricked.

He is an old viewer of "Old Friends, New Neighbors", and he has never seen a show operation where guests are asked to find food by themselves. This is the fifth season and the director has changed, or have they learned from the next door "Where Are We Going, Daddy"?

Fortunately, the camera teacher is still there.Shengshi thought.The camera teacher has also been in the car for so long, so he must be hungry too, so there is no reason to accompany him by the river and stare blankly.

Just as he was about to make a few words, he turned around and found that the camera teacher took out a bag of Xiaowanxiong crispy noodles from his arms, and gnawed on it, laughing as he gnawed: "Mr. It's big."

Prosperity: ...

Sheng Shi used his 25 years of self-cultivation to keep from uttering vulgar words.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were so excited.

There is a saying that hate lasts longer than love.Although most people don't really hate Sheng Shi, they also don't like him.

Regardless of the truth or falsehood of those rumors, just saying that as an actor, Sheng Shi's acting skills can't stand up to the wall and ruined several dramas makes people feel uncomfortable.It's not an excuse to just debut. To be a person, one must have self-knowledge.

That would be a time of prosperity, and everyone hated him so much that he wasn't so black, at most they just laughed it off as a joke, and didn't bother to give him a look.

In the end, this idiot dared to hook up with the national idol Tang Zichao and he succeeded so well, and became the only black spot that Tang Zichao couldn't get rid of. Who wouldn't be angry?There is nowhere to vent the surging emotions, and there is no other way but to hate Shengshi even more.

Seeing someone who hates being abused is a personal relief.

A few other guests were still tossing about on the road, and the bullet screens in their live broadcast room were full of distressed accusations that the program group was too cruel. In the prosperous world, there were only "deserved" and "hahahaha".

Netizens who originally only wanted to come in and spout a few words were reluctant to go out, they just wanted to see how miserable this annoying ghost could be.

The program team upholds justice and competes high!

The car parked at the entrance of Tiaolaojie. On the left side of Shengshi Station is a long and narrow bluestone road with mottled old buildings; See the boat.

He took out his mobile phone and searched. Lanxi Town is not a popular scenic spot, and no one can answer how to cross the river on Qiandu.

Okay, you still have to ask the locals.

Sheng Shi stepped into the old street with weak steps.

Although there are many houses on the old street, there are few open shops.There are no food sellers, but there are weird shops with kites and rattles at the door, but the inside is full of paper, and the sun can't shine in. The shopkeeper is motionless on the recliner behind the door, coupled with his skinny old figure, It's really scary.

Sheng Shi was not afraid, so he went up and knocked on the wooden door.

"Old man?"

The shopkeeper slowly opened his eyelids, looked up and down Shengshi several times with his cloudy eyes, and then said harshly: "I don't sell jobs, so don't be embarrassed."

Sheng Shi didn't understand, and turned to look at the camera teacher.

The camera teacher explained to him with a suppressed smile: "The master said that he doesn't sell drinks, so he asked you to go to another place."

Sheng Shi blinked his eyes, feeling blessed, and grabbed a rattle placed by the door, "How much is it for me to buy a rattle?"

The owner picked up the cattail fan and slapped it, hesitated for a while, seemed to be considering how much to slaughter, and finally said: "Twenty."

There are more than [-] small things like this in big cities, and Sheng Shi thinks it is acceptable. He didn't see the QR code posted in the store, so he dug out the last two notes in his wallet to pay the bill.

The shopkeeper glared at him: "You don't even bargain?"

Shengshi understood this sentence.

He smiled: "It's not expensive either."

The shopkeeper shook his head, muttered something about "defeat", and threw the money into a tin box.

He has made money, and his attitude is much better. Seeing that the prosperous age will not leave, he took the initiative to ask him: "A crooked person? Want lines?"

"Ang, do you know how to get to Jiangxinzhou?"

The shopkeeper pointed at the fan: "There is Qi lotus leaf Zoudi Ferry inside."

Sheng Shi hurriedly thanked him and walked to the place he pointed.

After walking a few steps, I heard someone shouting behind me, and it was the shopkeeper who chased me out.

The shopkeeper shoved the rattle and five yuan into his hand angrily.

Sheng Shi grinned.

The old man is so cute, he lowers the price to get change when things are expensive.

It seems that the folk customs here are very simple.

He searched for a long time with a rattle and money before he found the ferry next to the grain and oil shop.

A small stone arch with four cursive characters "Lotus Leaf Ancient Ferry" on it.

The ferry has been around for quite some time. The long stone steps extend from the old street to the riverside. It is narrow and damp, covered with moss. Sheng Shi helped the camera teacher go down, and stood on the iron bridge with several peasant women carrying empty vegetable baskets and children. first class ship.

They were dressed differently from others, and they were carrying cameras. The locals kept pointing their heads and talking about it unabashedly.

"Look at the camera inside, it must be tens of thousands larger."

"It must be more than that. Didn't it say that a TV station came to our place to shoot? They are professional, and it is estimated that they cost up to [-]."

"The young man is really good-looking, isn't he a star?"

"Young man, are you a star?"

The commentator actually asked directly.

Sheng Shi touched his nose.

He didn't dare to pretend to be a celebrity, and the netizens would definitely scold him for blackmailing all the celebrities, so he hurriedly said, "I'm just a young actor who acts very badly."

The aunt who asked him turned the child in her arms and laughed happily: "Don't pretend that I don't understand, isn't an actor a star. You look so good, you must look good in everything you play."

Sheng Shi felt so guilty, he didn't even need to think about how the live broadcast room would comment.

The facts are not far from what he guessed.

【aunt!Don't be fooled by this face!You don't know anything about the power of the King of Drama Destroyers! 】

[In the age of Yangou, no one is in the thriving world, do you understand, auntie? 】

[Shengshi, a dark creature with plastic surgery acting skills, when you look at this face after his performance, you want to kill him even more! 】

【I can finally say, I've been feeling troubled for a long time, who is not good for Sheng Bailian's face?God, he is so blind! 】

Fortunately, the ferry came quickly, and Sheng Shi didn't have to chat awkwardly with the peasant woman, and Ma Liu paid to get on the boat.

This ferry boat is a retired old boat more than ten years ago, with iron fences around it, and iron plates protruding from the stern, sticking to the waves of the river.People stand on the boat, very close to the water surface, and with good eyesight, they can see the small fish leisurely coming and going underwater.

Sheng Shi found a place near the stern and sat down. There were only a few passengers on the boat, and their voices were very loud. Accompanied by the babbling of children, they were full of life.

As soon as the boat started, the motor buzzed, and the river breeze blew gently, making it very comfortable.

In less than 5 minutes, he was satisfied, and after the task card was issued by the camera, Shengshi's mentality collapsed.

"The program will be officially recorded tomorrow. Please guests arrange accommodation and meals by themselves?" Sheng Shi was shocked again, "There are no staff and dormitories on the island?"

The camera cleared his throat: "The main purpose of this season's "Old Friends and New Neighbors" is to integrate into the beneficiary group to solve life difficulties together. Of course, guests need to mingle with the locals first."

There is nothing wrong with it, Sheng Shi expressed his conviction: "Then you also have to find a place to live? How about we find a partner together?"

The cameraman smiled secretly, and took out a corner of the tent from the backpack he was carrying.

Shengshi:? ? ?

He looked at the small luggage bag at his feet and remained silent.

The camera winked at him: "There are a lot of mosquitoes on the island at night, didn't my cousin bring you a magic weapon, why don't you make do with it?"

Sheng Shi: ... I thank you for reminding me!

He would never wear that pink bunny pajamas!

Seeing Jiang Xinzhou getting closer, Sheng Shi became more and more melancholy.

"Is there a hotel on the continent? Where's the restaurant?"

The camera smiles cruelly: "Neither, Mr. Sheng, it's up to you whether you go hungry or not."

The answer was as expected, Shengshi's liver hurts.

He was melancholy, when there was a sudden noise not far away, it was the baby who was being held by the aunt who had answered Sheng Shi earlier, crying.

The aunt was so angry that she scolded: "Why are you crying? Why do you want that thing!"

The child was about one or two years old and didn't understand anything, so he yelled, "Yes!"

If she didn't listen, the aunt felt ashamed in front of her neighbors, so she spanked her grandson.

Sheng Shi couldn't sit idly by and hurried up to stop him, "What's wrong? What does he want?"

He understood half of the question, and the child reached out to the rattle in his hand while crying.

Sheng Shi laughed, shook the rattle and stuffed it into the child's hand: "Don't cry, here you are, so I won't make grandma angry."

The aunt was very embarrassed and wanted to return the rattle to him: "He gnawed it out within two days, don't waste it, take it back."

But the child held it tightly and refused to let go at all, crying louder.

Sheng Shi scratched the kid's chin and coaxed him: "It's useless if I want this, let's play with the boy."

The aunt insisted: "This thing is very expensive, worth a few catties of vegetables. Besides, I will give you everything the baby wants. What if I get spoiled."

Sheng Shi: "It's okay, he's not yet two years old, it's time to coax him, after he's three years old, it's too late to teach him the truth."

Piaget, a modern child psychologist, divided children's thinking and cognition into four stages. When children are 0-2 years old, they have fleeting impressions of everything, and they only start to think in the late pre-operational stage of 3-7 years old And form a world view, so he said that he will teach the truth after the age of three.

Sheng Shi understands, but netizens don't understand, and the barrage of scolding him is another round of new highs.

【It seems that you are responsible if you are spoiled? 】

[Bear children are taught by this kind of people! 】

[Fuck, I take back the foreword, Shengshi's whole-hearted show is not suitable for a positive energy show like old friends and new neighbors! 】

[No, are you a little sensitive?It's okay to coax the children, right? 】

[The navy retreats! 】

The aunt was persuaded by Sheng Shi to accept the rattle, but she still felt ashamed.

She just listened to the conversation between Shengshi and the camera, and asked openly: "Young man, you haven't had lunch, right? Why don't you go to my house to have some?"

Eh?

Sheng Shi didn't expect that lunch would be so easy to solve, so he said, "Too disturbing, isn't it?"

He wanted to decline, but his stomach let out a growl.

The aunt laughed out loud: "It's such a big deal to add a pair of chopsticks, that's all for now, get off the boat and go back with me."

Sheng Shi was disrespectful and smiled foolishly in the camera.

[It's so cute, as expected, boys who like to laugh are not bad luck. 】

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【I'm so special...】

Netizens in the live broadcast room watched the most upset guest suddenly come down from the sky to help themselves. They suffocated their anger, and finally found an outlet to vent their emotions, and began to exhale fragrance to the "water army" who called "my wife Sheng Shi is super cute".

If it wasn't for the navy, they would have vowed never to talk about prosperity again!

Normal people will hang this kind of ID?When he is Tang Zichao, bah! ! !

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