The actor is a double-faced petite

Uncle Lang, who guards the mountain, expressed strong anger and condemnation for their unethical behavior in broad daylight.

Sheng Shi opened his mouth a few times, but felt that he was wronged, his whole body flushed with shame, unable to utter a single explanation.

Although they didn't do what the uncle criticized, he had something to think about.

If you think about it, you are wrong.

Tang Zichao couldn't bear this grievance, let alone Sheng Shi being wronged by him, so he argued with a cold face: "We thought there was no one on the mountain, and we didn't do anything."

Uncle Lang dared to retort when he saw him, and his foaming voice became even more fierce: "You think I don't understand?! How many years have I guarded this Yuxu Mountain? I have seen you like this no less than eight hundred pairs! Young man, Don't think that you can pass the test by playing smart, even if you don't take off your pants, you are still playing hooligans in public, honestly come down with me to write a review and pay a fine!"

Tang Zichao frowned and said, "We are legally married, we have obtained a certificate, hugging is not considered hooliganism."

The uncle smiled angrily, nodded obediently, narrowed his eyes and stretched out his hand: "The certificate, show me."

Tang Zichao: ...

Of course not.

His and Shengshi's marriage certificate, such a precious thing, of course has to be locked in a safe, and what to do if it gets crumpled and broken with you.

Uncle Lang pulled the corner of his mouth, and knocked the branch that was used as a climbing stick in his hand on the ground. With a proud expression on his face, "You still want to fool me", he said with a drawn out voice, "There's nothing to say."

The sunlight on the top of the mountain dazzled people's eyes. He pulled out the straw hat from the basket behind him and put on his reading glasses. He was afraid that the two of them would slip away, so he planned to take a closer look at them so as to remember their faces.

It's fun to watch.

"Hey wait, you young man...why do you look a bit like that..." Uncle Lang squeezed his face and scratched his head, unable to call out his name for a long time.

Sheng Shi's heart suddenly felt that Tang Zichao had been on the stage for too long, so it is very likely that the uncle has seen the movies he acted in.

It's a big black story to spread.

He quickly thought about how to remove it, and his eyes suddenly glanced at the creek at his feet. With an idea, he quickly picked up water and paste it on Tang Zichao's face, and took out a tissue to wipe off the black powder he had applied.

Tang Zichao: 0-0?

Shengshi mouth-shaped: Shhh!

High-end cosmetics are all waterproof, so they can't be wiped clean, but it's enough to reveal some of Tang Zichao's original skin color.

"Oh yes, Tang Zichao." Uncle Lang just remembered the actor's name, and looked up again...

Hey, why did this guy lose his color?

It's pink and tender, and it doesn't look like it. It's much younger than on TV.

Uncle Lang turned to Shengshi and slapped his hands: "I recognize you, you are Shengshi, right? You are exactly the same as old friends and new neighbors."

Prosperity: ...

Sheng Shi never expected that he could turn over on his body.

Should I say that the uncle has a good memory?

Tang Zichao was so blessed that he immediately pressed Sheng Shi's face into his arms, and said solemnly: "Sheng Shi and Tang Zichao are a couple, he is a couple with me, you must be mistaken."

This is the reason why the uncle thought about it.

The logic is quite smooth, but there seems to be something wrong.

The uncle shook his head regretfully: "Then let's go down the mountain and go to my office to write a review. Don't try to run away, I remember your appearance."

He murmured as he led the way: "Tsk, those two stars can't do such wicked things, and they must go up the mountain to enjoy the scenery and rest. My eyes are really getting more and more useless..."

Tang Zichao: ...

Prosperity: ...

They seem to have accidentally missed their chance to be let go.

And extremely guilty.

The two followed Uncle Lang down the mountain. After paying the fine, they had to write a thousand-word self-criticism. The theme was repentance and reflection on inappropriate behavior in public.

The two "little villains" sat side by side, arm in arm, like elementary school students who were left behind after class.

Sheng Shichang hadn't written a self-criticism at such a young age, biting his pen while frowning deeply.

Tang Zichao wrote a lot before junior high school, and he was very proficient. When Uncle Lang turned to pour tea, he quietly copied it for him with his arm behind him.

Shengshi felt...

Weirdly exciting.

Copy it quickly.

This day, he followed Tang Zichao and did all the bad things he hadn't done in his previous life, stealing things, having sex (although he didn't succeed), and now he started copying his homework!

It was strange that he didn't feel guilty, and it even made his little heart thump.

Sheng Shi suspects that he may have hidden anti-social personality tendencies.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Lang knocked a cigarette stick on the table, copying his homework to the prosperous age of ecstasy, his spine shivered in fright, and he immediately stood at attention.

"I'm sorry teacher, I won't copy anymore! I'll rewrite now!"

Uncle Lang:?

What a mess.

He thought this young man might have an IQ problem.

Who wrote the review and didn't copy it?If you could truly feel from your heart that what you did was wrong, would you still do it?

"Hurry up and finish copying." Uncle Lang said impatiently, "I still have to post it on the bulletin board at the foot of the mountain to warn others. Remember to sign it."

Shengshi:!

Sheng Shi looked at Tang Zichao in a little panic, asking what to do with his eyes.

He's fine, he doesn't get much attention anyway.If Tang Zichao signed his real name, he might not be in the headlines if he was seen.

Tang Zichao raised his chin: Look at you always attacking.

He took the lead and quickly wrote the three big characters "Sheng Zichao" on the signature place.

Sheng Shi blushed a little, followed suit, and left a "Tang Shi".

They also partnered to deceive the old man, too bad!

After the two of them left, Uncle Lang put on reading glasses to review and review carefully. He was quite satisfied with the text in front of him, but when he saw the signature, he burst into foul language.

Sheng Zichao, Tang Shi, when his brain is knotted, he can't tell it's an alias!How dare you hack positive energy stars!

These two little bastards should really register their ID cards!

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The blush on Sheng Shi's face didn't fade after he got back in the car.

He heard Tang Zichao start the car, hesitated again and again, and asked: "Tang Zichao, have I become a bad person?"

Tang Zichao blinked blankly: "Huh?"

In his heart, the most unlikely thing in this world to be associated with the word "bad guy" is Shengshi.

How could he think so?

Sheng Shi analyzed his heart with him as if confessing his crimes, and said melancholy: "I stole a car and lied again. Of course, I didn't lie at all before. At that time, they were all well-intentioned, but today I deliberately deceived the innocent uncle... ...and I don't have any qualms about it, and it's exciting and exciting."

The more he thought about it afterwards, the more uneasy he became.

"I have degenerated so quickly, if I continue like this, I will become a felon sooner or later." Sheng Shi was heartbroken, "My nature must be very bad!"

Tang Zichao was dumbfounded.

According to Shengshi, there are probably not many good people in this world.

His cute heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys trembled together.

At the end of the trembling, Tang Zichao had to pull over and stop, laughing himself into Sheng Shi's arms.

"You're still laughing!" Sheng Shi was a little annoyed, "I've fallen!"

Tang Zichao tried to straighten his face: "I didn't, I really... poof."

He can usually hold back, but Sheng Shi is so cute that he fouls.

Mrs. Sheng taught him so well.

Tang Zichao rubbed Shengshi's forehead with a smile, and asked him: "Honey, I did these things too, do you think I'm bad?"

Sheng Shi pursed his lips: "You are different from me..."

He couldn't tell the difference, anyway, Tang Zichao couldn't be a bad person, at most he just likes to be silly and play cute.

Tang Zichao is super good, no matter what he does, it is impossible to have bad intentions.

Sheng Shi said sadly: "I have 100 million fans now, what if they all learn from me? I have to be responsible to them, and I can't set a wrong example."

Tang Zichao with 1000 million fans: emmm.

My wife actually has such a heavy idol burden.

It seems cuter.

Tang Zichao couldn't hold back, turned his face and kissed his lower lip, and urged, "Then why don't you post an apology on Weibo?"

He has a thousand kinds of excuses to tell Sheng Shi that this is really just a small prank, which normal people do occasionally, and has nothing to do with anti-social personality at all.And besides Lu Ziye, no one was actually harmed. Oh, Lu Ziye's old Fahai suffered a little bit of grievance, which is a kind of justice for the heavens.But he instinctively said that by himself, Sheng Shi would only feel that he was comforting him.

Shengshi thinks that Tang Zichao's suggestion is very reasonable, and he must admit that he makes mistakes.

He pursed his lower lip again, picked up his phone and began to edit the apology Weibo, wrote and deleted and wrote again, and it was 10 minutes after the finalized version for Tang Zichao to review.

[I'm sorry to the fans, I failed your expectations, I'm a disqualified artist.Today I stole the car of my manager @卢子野 to go to the village to play. After I was caught climbing a mountain and playing hooligans, I left a pseudonym on the self-criticism, and the self-criticism was also copied from my companions.I am deeply sorry for my sinful behavior, please do not follow suit, I am willing to accept all criticism and condemnation from everyone. 】

Tang Zi looked at it while holding back a smile, and made a simple modification, deleting "playing hooligans", selecting "Only fans can see", and clicking send.

Sheng Shi clutched his chest, nervously waiting for the verdict from the fans.

This time is different from before, he really made a mistake, if they let him get out of the entertainment industry again, he can only say goodbye to his dream.

As soon as the Weibo was posted, the comment reminder on his phone kept ringing.

Sheng Shi didn't dare to look at it by himself, and didn't even dare to touch his phone, so he waited for Tang Zichao to tell him the result.

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Is this your god-level joke?Smile, thank you! 】

[Li Xiaotian: Brother Sheng, you are so good at joking!very funny! 】

[Hahahahahaha I can laugh for a year! ! 】

[Lu Ziye:?Isn't it @唐子朝 who took my car keys?Where did you go?Return my car quickly!The car I just bought! ! 】

[Isn't it a joke?brother seriously? ? ? 】

[Hahaha but I really want to laugh!Tang sister-in-law, how dare you be so cute! 】

[The case was solved, my cousin stole @露子野's car to accompany my sister-in-law to climb the mountain, both of them were arrested, my cousin copied my cousin's review letter, and I knocked it out!so sweet! 】

[Brother, we generally don’t call such trivial things sinful, shouldn’t you review yourself?Are you too strict with yourself? 】

[Frightened.jpg, brother, is your moral standard on par with that of a saint?I just ate my best friend's snack... Wow, I don't want to be expelled from my fan status!I, I, I will write a letter of apology by hand now! 】

[So why was he arrested for climbing a mountain?Hiss, brain fill up [-] words of yellow text! 】

Tang Zichao nearly burst into laughter when he read the comments.

Sheng Shi poked him, pulled his face and said: "Stop laughing."

He was about to get out of the entertainment circle soon, yet Tang Zichao could still laugh.

Tang Zichao wiped his face, held back extremely hard, grabbed Sheng Shi's hand and wrapped the person in his arms to show him the comments, and said, "The king is so domineering that the world worships him, they dare not condemn them~"

Sheng Shi still thought he was coaxing himself, but when he took a closer look, the comments were really all about hahaha.

Prosperity: ...

This year's fans are really blind!

Alas, like attracts like, no wonder they fell in love with him.

At this moment, Shengshi has silently made a long-term plan in his heart to bring the three views back to the right path for himself and his fans.

The author has something to say: Flourishing Age fans (horrified face): Brother, don’t come over here!

Hehe, there is a small easter egg here. Uncle Shoushan is the Heavenly Dao who came to play in the cultivation text next door.

Second, if there is no accident, it should be 18:[-]!