The actor is a double-faced petite

Originally, Sheng Shi thought that if they got married on the basis of mutual affection, he and Tang Zichao should live a life of mutual respect as husband and wife, an ordinary but happy life.

The reality gave him an uppercut, which not only smashed his jaw, but literally knocked him out of the atmosphere.

He's wrong, he's dead wrong.

Marriage is always the end of love rather than the beginning. It is a meat grinder that destroys all dreams, and it is the ultimate filter smasher. It beat Shengshi several times to confirm that the encounter seven years ago was a dream he had when he had a high fever.

God knows how he got through this week.

adapt?

Impossible, does not exist.

This terrifying man is refreshing his cognition every day.

"Wife~" A pair of hands suddenly appeared from behind the sofa and covered Sheng Shi's eyes, and a sweet and greasy voice sounded close to his ears: "Guess who I am?"

There was no disturbance in Sheng Shi's heart, and he mechanically replied: "Tang Zichao."

"wrong."

Sheng Shi was powerless to fight against his tragic fate, just wanted to quickly end this boring daily game, and quickly changed the answer that would probably satisfy Tang Zichao: "Old Gong?"

"It's very close, let's guess again."

"I can't guess." Sheng Shisheng had no face.

"It's your cute little old Gong who suddenly appeared." Tang Zichao let go of his hand, rubbed his chin on Sheng Shi's forehead in a bent over position, and leaned on the armrest of the sofa with one hand handsomely, and successfully lay down next to Sheng Shi.

Shengshi has aphasia every day.

Little cutie... little cutie... 1.8 meters tall, the kind of cutie who beats his chest with an iron fist? !

The sofa is only that wide, and it is more than enough for Shengshi to sleep alone. With the extra tall Tang Zichao, he was squeezed against the back of the sofa.

Sheng Shi elbowed Tang Zichao behind him: "I can't breathe anymore."

Tang Zichao said "Well", he put his arms around Sheng Shi's waist, pulled him up, and let him lie on top of him, "Is it better?"

Sheng Shi: "I'm in a panic, let's go down."

Tang Zichao belonged to the skinny and fleshy body when he was dressed and undressed, but his tendons and muscles were hard and fleshy, which couldn't be more comfortable than a sofa.

"Then there's no other way." Tang Zi said to his mouth, his hands didn't loosen at all, and he didn't intend to go down at all, instead he clung to Sheng Shi, and asked slowly with a different voice: "Do you really want me to go down? "

When speaking, he also breathed into Shengshi's ear intentionally or unintentionally.

Sheng Shi had goosebumps all over his body.

Shameless!

He actually switched the male voice to deal with him!

Sheng Shi now has his back to Tang Zichao, and he can't see his tender face. He can only imagine Tang Zichao's countless handsome screen images just by listening to his voice.

I seem to be doing it again...

no!Shengshi, those are all staged by him, they are all illusions!Sober up!

Sheng Shi shook his head, broke free from Tang Zichao, and moved to the other side of the sofa.

Tang Zichao didn't follow, but just pouted at Sheng Shi to express his grievance, and sat on the spot playing games.

He is extremely focused when playing games, as serious as a high-ranking player.

It's a pity that the system sound effects coming out of the game completely exposed him as a rookie.

"You have been lain!"

"Anally has been plain!"

"Your turret has been destroyed!"

"Ace!"

Tang Zichao not only turned on the sound effects, but also turned on the voice, and his teammates have already started to get up in Zaun, yelling in a hoarse voice: "What's the matter with the shooter, send Nima to be cremated! Opposite is your economy twice Can you please! You are so developed! Don’t act in the promotion game! It’s you, Tang Dynasty 123!"

Sheng Shi cast a glance at Tang Zichao.

Tang Zichao felt something, turned off his voice in embarrassment, raised his head and argued, "I suspect that Hou Yi is cheating on the other side, his attack speed is twice as fast as mine, and my teammates... my teammates are all newbies who don't know how to cooperate."

Anyway, it's definitely not his dish!

Sheng Shi silently skipped three points in his heart, thinking that you probably don't know that there is a thing called inscription in this game, and silently asked Tang Zichao's expectation: "Advance to the game? Do you want to help?"

Tang Zichao immediately offered the phone with both hands, and spontaneously rubbed Sheng Shi's shoulders, obsequiously like a treacherous concubine: "My wife, help me avenge me!"

Others don't know, as the old Gong of the prosperous age, doesn't he know that his wife is a big boss, the kind who carries the audience, and he was blinded by the 25 kills when he saw his friend's historical record the day before yesterday.

That is to say, Sheng Shi rarely played games in front of him, so he never found a chance to rub his thighs.

Sheng Shi took the mobile phone and reported the teammate who just spat people before looking at the panel.

The battle situation is quite dangerous, the enemy tower has not been lost, we have only the high ground left, the economic gap is more than 5000, and the shooters on the other side are all equipped with four gods, and Tang Zichao has just released the second big one.

Sheng Shi didn't bother to complain about Tang Zichao, since he obviously didn't have much talent and still wanted to find abuse to play this kind of game.Although his own old attack is like this, it can't be chased and killed by anyone.

He was a ferocious group who dared to steal the wild alone. Seeing Dian Wei approaching from the opposite side, Tang Zichao almost broke his voice: "Wife, run!!!"

I can be killed!Wife can't be abused!

Sheng Shi hehehe: "Why are you running, you are afraid of Dian Wei when you are a bloody Lu Ban? Besides, where are you running, little short legs?"

The snake skin moves seamlessly with the skills, and Dian Wei's head is easily obtained, which made Tang Zichao amazed.

"Wife, you're such an idiot!!"

Sheng Shi's vanity was inexplicably satisfied, and after killing his opponent Hou Yi three times, he finally reversed the situation and won the promotion match.

But after that, looking at the words "advanced to silver" popped up on the screen, Shengshi's mood was very complicated.

He fought so hard for the Bronze Bureau?He said why are his teammates and opponents so white? ?

Tang Zichao, who escaped his bronze fate for the first time, didn't think it was easy to advance, so he just set off firecrackers to celebrate, and let out rainbow farts as if he didn't want money.

"Honey, you are amazing!"

"You are the savior! You are worthy of being my wife!"

"Wow, my first silver! Thanks to my wife for her kindness!"

"Boss take me to fly!"

Tang Zichao boasted a bronze game as if he was on the national server list. Sheng Shi blushed and returned the phone to Tang Zichao, saying in a low voice, "Didn't you say you still have work today? Let's play after the end."

Tang Zichao immediately drooped his head.

God knows how much he wants to play games with Sheng Shi.

However, as an old Gong, he "bears the burden of supporting his family", and he has to pay for tea, rice, oil and salt, so he can't let his wife live a hard life with him.

Thinking of this, Tang Zichao nodded sadly, immediately shut down the game, and started to deal with work matters.

He has been working a lot more than Shengshi. The original plan was forced to be adjusted due to the wedding. It is rare to be able to spare a few days. Seeing that work is about to start, he can't help but be busy.

The concentrating Tang Zichao was rarely quiet, and the exaggerated expression disappeared from his face, his brows were slightly frowned, and his thin lips were pursed lightly.

Sheng Shi moved back to the side of the sofa, silently covering his beating heart.

At this time, Tang Zichao was still a little like a male god.Sheng Shi compared his thoughts with the popular video "[Mixed Cut] My Cousin Who Was Exploded in Those Years" on his mobile phone.

Compared with Tang Zichao, he is more idle.His contract has just been transferred to Yueming Entertainment, and everything is planned by that legendary gold medal manager, but he is the most insignificant master, and the only instruction he gets is to stay obediently and not make trouble.

However, Sheng Shi is quite skeptical. With his poor popularity with passers-by, even the one who manages it himself is not bad enough.

Look, just browse through the video, the first hot comment below is his connotation: How can such a noble and cool handsome guy step on shit?

It received more than 5 likes in just 2000 minutes of posting.

Sheng Shi followed up with a like, and said in his heart, yes, such a noble and glamorous handsome man, how could he step on shit and break his brain and marry him on a blind date?

Isn't it good to live in his admiration and be an eternal male god?

Sheng Shi glanced at Tang Zichao on the opposite side complicatedly, and sighed secretly again.

Tang Zichao just finished a cooperation, and he caught Sheng Shi's eyes from the corner of his eye, and tilted his head at him with a sweet smile: "My wife is actually peeking at me, do you want to kiss me?"

Sheng Shi shook his head indifferently.

Tang Zichao had a look of pity.

Sheng Shi ignored him, clicked on the replay, and drank Tang Zichao in the video again.

After sucking it once, the page automatically slides to the bottom, and in just a few minutes, the hot reviews have changed a round.

The current hot comment is the first: the connotation of cowardice, really just scolded!Even if I am dead and nailed to the coffin, I will shout out in the tomb with this rotten vocal cord!Sheng Shi's trash is not worthy of my male god!

The second hot comment: Disgrace Jimei!

The third hot comment: Oh, don't call him a male god, call him Tang Zichao, my male god is the first seven today.

Sheng Shiwan seems to have seen a bosom friend, isn't today the seventh day of his male god disillusionment?

Raising your hand is a compliment.

After he liked it, he found that there was a delay on the page. He obviously wanted to like the third one, but because of the third most popular comment, he soared to the first place, and he liked that really fresh comment.

It doesn't matter, it's just a trivial matter, Sheng Shi didn't bother to go back and cancel, and continued to watch other popular clips.

The real person is so disillusioned, only by watching the clip can he return to the bloody look.

Tang Zichao, who lives in the video, doesn’t want Su, and Tang Zichao who sits in front of him can’t say a word. The state of the prosperous age was once like this:

bow your head.Hey, the male god is so handsome, I love it!

look up.Fuck, why is the guy on the other side so stupid?

bow your head.Oh my god man fuck me!

look up.Forget it, let me be a virgin for the rest of my life.

……

The cycle repeats, never ending.

Sheng Shi felt that if this continued, he would suffer from schizophrenia sooner or later.

However, I always wanted to swipe another one and stop swiping, but my fingers were not obedient, and I opened one hot spot after another spontaneously, and I couldn't stop.

Until his phone vibrated crazily, and a new incoming call reminder page popped up to cover the video.

Lu Ziye, Shengshi's new manager.

Have you planned your artist project?

Sheng Shi pressed the connect button.

Lu Ziye is worthy of being the trump card of Yueming, he never wastes his tongue in superfluous places, and cuts to the point as soon as the call is made: "Are you using station D?"

"Huh?" Sheng Shi frowned, how did Lu Ziye know what he was doing?unless……

Sheng Shi was slightly disgusted: "Old man Gu has installed a surveillance camera in my house?"

Lu Ziye sneered: "Still pretending to be a surveillance camera? Young master, the gossip about the marketing account has already become a hot search."

Sheng Shi had a question mark in his head: "What hot search?"

Lu Ziye was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he hung up the phone after saying "check Weibo by yourself, I'll be right there".

Only Sheng Shi was left looking at the phone in a daze.

Tang Zichao noticed the movement here early in the morning, and thoughtlessly protected his wife: "Lao Lu is bothering you? Do you want me to spray him for you?"

Sheng Shi rubbed the center of his brows with a headache, not wanting to cause trouble for him, he decisively answered "No", and quickly opened Weibo.

I don’t know, I’m scared.

He was really on the trending list, reaching 37.

#盛世点赞Acknowledge that I am shit garbage#.

"The account certified as 'Prosperous Age of Actors' on station D likes many video comments in succession. It is suspected that the deity admits that he is too rubbish to be worthy of Tang Zichao."

The topic comments were covered with "hahahahaha" and "he is so self-aware", occasionally mixed with a few long comments that suspected that this was Shengshi's reverse marketing strategy.

Shengshi didn't have many fans in the first place, and these days Yan control also has a bottom line, and the few one or two who spoke up for him are all being mocked in a fancy way.

Sheng Shi was extremely annoyed.

He has registered for an account on station D for more than ten years. Because it is too vague, no one pays attention to it. He has long forgotten that the former company authenticated him.

He never cared about what netizens said about him, whether they told him to get out of the entertainment industry or called him shameless, it wouldn't affect his life.

But those who spoke up for him were ridiculed and personally attacked.

Why are you so blind to be a fan, why are you a fan and your mother's ashes are blown up, and so on, it's unsightly.

Sheng Shi just brushed it up and got angry. He didn't care about the warning of "don't be a moth", and his fingers flew like flying hard.

Although these passers-by had bad eyes and fell in love with him, it was his way after all, but they were implicated because of his carelessness, how innocent.

[Prosperous Age 123: There must be a limit to exhaling fragrance. I'm afraid I grew up in the sewer, so I only have spoiled hydrogen and oxygen inorganic substances in my mind?Garbage can at least generate electricity, and no one wants to use traditional Chinese medicine to bully the innocent. 】

On Weibo, Aite domineeringly tweeted about those IDs who have sprayed his way.

Tang Zichao put down his work long ago and kept a high degree of attention to Shengshi, glanced at the Weibo page on Shengshi's mobile phone, liked it immediately, walked to his side, and said affectionately with admiration: "My wife, you are so amazing! Swearing is unique! But... what does this Weibo mean?"

Prosperity: ...

So now you don't need to understand the principle to be able to perform the feeling of prostration?

As expected of an actor, should he boast about how great he is?

After a bunch of question marks, the latest comment on Shengshi Weibo successfully answered Tang Zichao's question.

【Passing by and translating, Shengshi said that your dad shot you down the toilet and flushed you down the sewer, so your mind is full of rotten water, all the placenta is fine, or the inferior placenta is not as good as garbage (everyone knows that Chinese people can eat everything It’s an allusion to Chinese medicine that the food can’t be eaten, it’s really disgusting 233). 】

Tang Zichao flipped through his mobile phone and nodded repeatedly. He was deeply educated, and the eyes he looked at Shengshi became more and more admirable.

"My wife, you are so educated! You are proficient in arts and sciences! You don't even use a dirty word when you scold me so hard!"

"Honey, you are so knowledgeable, I don't even know what a bad Zihe car is even if I learn Chinese!"

"My wife, you still know Chinese medicine, feel my pulse quickly, am I suffering from a terminal illness called falling in love with you!"

Shengshi: ………

The first reaction in his mind was: Tang Zichao, you actually graduated from the Chinese Department?You didn't mention it in your encyclopedia!You non-academic freak who became a monk halfway and won the three-material actor is a fraud, do you know that!

Then his ears turned red, and he said unnaturally: "That's not true, if you follow the stars too much, you'll see it..."

Don't ask him which star he chased, he only chased one star.

I don't really want to say it, my scalp is numb with embarrassment.

Sheng Shi chose to cover his red ears and not look at Tang Zichao.

But Tang Zichao couldn't take it anymore, and blurted out coquettish words: "My wife, you are so handsome that I can't even close my legs!"

Shengshi: ...?

Sheng Shi, who was still arguing with black fans in the last second, suddenly petrified.

Speak out!He said it!

Therefore, Tang Zichao is really a victim!He has been suspicious for several days!

Think about it carefully, if this is the case, he seems to be more acceptable?Just a little tired.

Shaking off the burden of buzzwords but completely unaware of the seriousness, Tang Zi tilted his head towards cuteness, and continued to act cute: =w=?

The author has something to say: Emphasize that Tang Zichao is attacking with iron, especially iron!

In the next chapter, Tang Bian's face goes online.

It’s great to find a lot of comments, Hi Sen, so let’s double update this weekend, only weekends (.

The next update is at 12:[-] noon~