deep sleep

On the third day of the fall, Maodou was outside the store, holding an iced watermelon and eating vigorously.

The high-pressure water gun in the car wash shop next door was "Zi La La", and the water mist floated on Maodou.

"Are you a fool? It's so hot outside, let me in." Aunt Zeng Simiao's voice was blocked by the glass door, which cut off the usual fierce and lethal force.

Red watermelon juice hung around Maodou's lips, and she threw the melon rind into the trash can at the door of the store. She opened the door with the words "Sitian Zhuzheng" written vertically and entered the house.

Zeng Simiao wiped her mouth with a piece of paper, "It's finished, right? Do your homework for me after eating. It's been ten days of summer vacation, and I haven't seen you open your schoolbag yet."

She stepped on the ponytail by the door, eating melons while drying the red toenail polish, and glanced at the car wash shop next door, "Yo, another replacement?"

"It's the third car wash worker this month." After Maodou finished speaking, Neng Simiao slapped her head, "I didn't see you caring so much about learning."

Sitting on the old sofa under the air conditioner, the three housekeepers who were waiting for customers to come to the door also looked out together with Simiao. The new car wash worker from the shop next door happened to walk to the back of the car with a water gun.

"Yo..." Qi Juan, the most educated aunt registered in the housekeeping shop, licked her teeth, "Female." After speaking, she glanced at Zeng Simiao.

"What are you looking at me for? You thought it was a woman and I jumped up?" When Zeng Simiao spit out melon seeds, she found that the female auto mechanic was also looking at her through the glass. Obviously, she was not interested in Zeng Simiao, and her eyes fell on the ground she stepped on. The pony quickly moved away after getting on and off the feet of the plastic slippers.

"It's pretty good-looking." Aunt Wei, who has been complained by the ninth customer, said quickly, "The oval face has big eyes, the legs are long and the waist is thin, but the butt is small. When I work, I wear my hair before it is tied up. Is it not afraid of the heat?" Or do you want to hook up with a man? Judging by age...less than 30 years old?"

"You can have a snack, Aunt Wei, you must keep your mouth shut when guests come." Among the dozens of housekeeping aunts in Zeng Simiao's store, Aunt Wei has the biggest mouth.I just went to the client’s house to work for less than three times, and I became familiar with the neighbors. I also revealed all the things that the old man I served had prostatitis and the old lady was cheated of 8 yuan by a young man. .

This is not the first time that a client has come to make an appointment this time.The previous five aunts were all complained and dismissed, and the reasons were not the same:

The first aunt had body odor, it was a physical flaw, Zeng Simiao was careless.

The second aunt's cooking taste was too strong, and she would not change it after several times. The customer couldn't swallow it and had to ask for a change.

The third person disliked the hair loss of the client's cat, and even kicked the cat while the client was not paying attention.Zeng Simiao went to investigate, and the aunt who had raised cats and dogs in the countryside for many years felt aggrieved, "I kicked the cat for stealing shrimp."

The fourth aunt deserved it the most, because she took it upon herself to introduce boyfriends to clients.Zeng Simiao also wanted to leave her alone, after all, she had told her during the induction training: Don't let your matchmaker mind go, and don't care about other people's private lives.

The fifth aunt has a tight mouth, likes small animals, cooks blandly, looks and smells well, but her husband suddenly fell ill and resigned within three days.

For the sake of money, Zeng Simiao made a phone call with the client who had never met in person, and agreed to ask three more aunts to interview her today:

Although Aunt Qi has a self-study college degree, she can't cook well.Aunt Wei has a big mouth, and she is probably also a runner.

Only Aunt Xu, the trump card aunt who sits in the middle of the sofa without saying a word or making a sound while eating, is on the stage: the old Shanghai educated youth, cooks delicious food, is careful and has a sense of distance.It's not good at all, she also picks customers.Her wife passed away a few years ago, and her children have settled in other cities. Housekeeping is just a part-time job for her to pass the time and earn some spare money.

Zeng Simiao put her feet away, sat down behind her old computer desk with her slippers on, and continued watching TV dramas. It was still 15 minutes before the customer came to her door.

Maodou also leaned over to look at her, and Zeng Simiao glanced at her niece, "Go do your homework. You scored 75 in math, 85 in Chinese, and 50 in English. You passed my third grade level in the third grade of elementary school. I still want to praise you." You are."

Maodou smiled hippie, "Then I won't go to school next semester, just go straight to the third year of high school."

Zeng Simiao grabbed a pack of tissues in front of her and smashed her. Maodou ran towards the sliding door, but when she was about to escape, the door behind her was pulled open. Everyone in the shop was surprised, "Ma Jing?"

The young woman who entered the store was the proprietress of the car repair shop next door. She usually sat behind the cashier and watched TV dramas, and rarely dealt with Zeng Simiao except for change, "I made an appointment."

Ma Jing was wearing the work clothes with black background and orange stripes in the store, holding a file bag in her hand and fanning the wind constantly, "It's so hot. I hired the first five for a relative. She was not satisfied, so I told them face to face." Let's talk."

No wonder he hugged Zeng Simiao's shop to find someone, the original plan was to know the basics.She pointed to the three aunts in front of her to Ma Jing, "Here, sit down and talk, everyone is here, you can ask yourself."

"I can't ask anything. Here are a few exam papers that my relatives handed over to me. Please finish the three aunts. Hand in the papers within one hour, and each of you will be subsidized by [-] yuan during the hour of the exam." Ma Jing put the paper bag Pass it to Zeng Simiao.

The three aunts stretched their necks to stare at the file bag at the same time, and then looked at each other, the atmosphere of competition had begun to emerge.

"What are you doing so formally? The aunt in our store still needs her to come up with questions and checks?" Zeng Simiao glanced at the questions and found that each test paper has five pages, the first four pages are all single-choice questions and multiple-choice questions, and the fifth page It is a small composition.The multiple-choice questions are nothing more than "what seasoning do you choose when making braised pork ribs" or "what action will you take if the cat is in the kitchen sink", and the small essay topic that requires writing at least [-] words is quite annoying : Choose one of the two writing questions, the style is not limited.

Topic [-]: When the stewed fish is made into fish in clear soup, how to restore it?

Question [-]: If my female cat is an LGT cat.

Zeng Simiao turned around and went to copy the paper in hand, "Wait, I'll answer a copy too, I want to see how she gives me points."

"Okay... let's go, I'll tell that relative later, and I'll pay you two hundred too." After Ma Jing finished speaking, she sat aside and started playing with her mobile phone, which meant that she was going to invigilate the exam.

"Don't...it's just my own curiosity. I'll choose the above topics to train the aunts later on." Zeng Simiao copied the test papers and distributed them to the three aunts, and then sat behind the computer desk, "Come on. , I timed it."

The three aunts hurriedly grabbed the pen from the pen holder in front of them and began to do the questions in front of the coffee table.

Unlike them who did multiple-choice questions first, Zeng Simiao wrote a small composition first:

If my female cat is an LGT cat, then she must have been ghosted.Because cats don't understand LGT, they only know how to eat meat, step on milk, bury their papa, and howl at certain times.So for their health considerations, birth control should be taken.

Of course, if your mother's cat is pierced by an LGT person, different feeding strategies should be adopted in multiple situations:

Situation [-], the female cat is pierced by the soul of the L person.This is simple, you just need to buy a female cat to accompany it.Of course, if she has human aesthetics and doesn't like to fall in love with cats, then just pretend I didn't say anything.

Situation 1, the female cat is pierced by a G person.I suggest that you first determine his position before soul piercing by showing him a gay picture. Is it 0, 0.5 or [-]?After making a decision, send the cat to the men's bathhouse to feast your eyes.Although involuntary, but have eyes and pearls.

Situation [-], the female cat is pierced by a T person.This is relatively tricky to deal with, because I have limited time to answer questions, so I won't go into details this time.After the exam, I will be my mother.

But all in all, even if it is pierced by a human soul, a female cat is still a female cat.But what you need to worry about most is yourself, please protect your personal privacy, don't be bumped into some embarrassing scenes by cats.

After finishing the short composition, she signed her name, put on her earphones and continued watching the TV series.Niece Maodou looked at Zeng Simiao adoringly, "Sister-in-law, you are really good at writing essays so fast."

"That's right." Zeng Simiao gnawed a sunflower seed between his teeth, but he became more and more curious about this client.