The ascetic uncle and his little shou

The days are going on so peacefully, but Xiao Xiaoshou looks at this man who lives in front of her day and night, and has such a question.

Why doesn't uncle Gong have a girlfriend?

As a result, Xiaoshou thought about it for a long time, and felt that this question was a bit confusing, so Xiaoshou asked during a certain dinner.

"Uncle, why don't you have a girlfriend?" Xiao Xiaoshou asked harmlessly, biting her chopsticks and opening her eyes wide.

The uncle choked on this unexpected question, and thought for a while. The uncle felt that it was difficult for him to answer this question. After seeing it, even the little one felt that he should start a family. Thinking of this, the uncle sighed and touched his face. , replied: "Because I'm too ugly, no girls like it."

Xiao Xiaoshou shook her head vigorously, and said, "How come? I think Uncle, you look pretty..."

As he spoke, Xiao Xiaoshou's voice lowered, he felt embarrassed, so he stuck out his tongue.

The uncle is completely fooling Xiao Xiaoshou, Xiao Xiaoshou still takes it seriously orz...

Later, Xiao Xiaoshou graduated from primary school [applause, clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clack cough]

Uncle Gong carefully looked at the child. It has been a year since he came to his house, why hasn't he grown up?

Xiao Xiaoshou scratched her head, expressing that she didn't know either.

The uncle Gong sighed, and said, "emmmm, you're cute even if you're short."

The more Uncle Gong looked at Xiao Xiaoshou, the more he liked Xiao Xiaoshou. He felt that the child was white and tender, and he really wanted to hold him in his arms, so Uncle Gong was a little confused by Xiao Xiaoshou, and he said, "Come on, give me a kiss." .”

Xiaoshou may be accustomed to listening to Uncle Gong's words, so he developed a good habit of doing whatever Uncle Gong asked him to do, so he consciously and quickly moved his little face to Uncle Gong's mouth.

Uncle Gong is awake, but he has already seen Xiaoshou's little face next to his mouth, forget it, kiss for nothing.

So the uncle Gong lowered his head "baji" and kissed Xiaoshou, and when Xiaoshou heard the sound of "mua", there was a kiss from uncle Gong left on his face, tilting his head and grinning.

Uncle Gong saw Xiaoshou's smile, and hugged Xiaoshou like a treasure. Xiaoshou's arms were wrapped around the uncle's neck, and his head was buried in the uncle's neck.

The uncle whispered softly in Xiaoshou's ear: "It's good to see you smiling again."

"Actually, I don't want to grow up at all."

"Ok?"

Xiao Xiaoshou bit her lip and said, "If I grow up, uncle, you will have a white beard." Xiao Xiaoshou actually cried a little while talking.

"Uncle is old and has no strength, so no one will hug me anymore, treat me well."

Xiaoshou wiped away tears, the uncle let out an "ah", patted Xiaoshou's back, and comforted him: "I'm older than you, I'm not 80 years old, I'm not as old as I am ╯▂╰."

Xiao Xiaoshou sniffed her nose, the tears in her eyes glistened, and she asked in a soft crying voice, "Does the uncle still have the strength to hug me?"

Uncle Gong smiled and said, "Of course there is."

[But it didn't. 】

Interlude: N years later, when Xiaoshou grows into a young shou and even tends to be a young shou, our young uncle also becomes a pure old uncle. One day, when the old uncle came back from work, he saw that there were no young shou in the living room. shadow.

"Little one? [That's right, this nickname hasn't been changed for n years.]" The uncle Gong loosened his tie and called the boy over and over again.

However, the young man was locked in the bathroom, when Xun Sheng heard the uncle's voice, he rushed out of the bathroom happily, saw that generous figure and rushed towards him.

The boy's shou wasn't very high, but when he jumped on it, the uncle Gong who was caught off guard was really taken aback.

As a result, Uncle Gong was thrown to the ground magnificently.

Just as Uncle Gong was holding his waist that seemed to be flashing with his hands in pain (┯_┯) [It’s actually not that serious, Uncle is still in his prime hehehehehehe]

Before the uncle could cry out for pain, he saw that his baby had sat up without saying a word, leaving only his back in aloofness.

The uncle leaned over and saw the tears in the young man's eyes.

The uncle held his forehead, hugged the young man from behind, and said, "Little one, please don't cry."

"Not at all!" The boy's tears began to drip down, and his beautiful eyes were already flushed red.

The uncle was very distressed, and coaxed: "Why are you crying? It hurts from the fall?"

The young man shook his head and said, "You can't hold me anymore."

The uncle sighed and explained: "The little one is growing up."

The young man hummed and said, "I want my husband to hug me!!!"

Uncle Gong burst into laughter when he heard the word "husband", took off his suit jacket, took off his tie, hugged the young princess Shou, and smiled slightly: "Then let our little one see if my husband has strength." ?Um?"

The young man blushed with embarrassment, and said coyly, "No, I just did it yesterday..."

Uncle Gong just carried the boy into the bedroom, and then...

Hehehe...

Then I did thirty squats...