he gave birth to a hammer

When Yang Nie was dragged out of the hospital by two security guards, she was dragged into a psychiatric evaluation all afternoon.

Even the hedgehog on his head was almost killed.

Yang Nie said that these stupid earthlings can't recognize gods with naked eyes!

In the end, there was no problem with the mental appraisal, but it didn't mean that he was kicked out, it was that Yang Nie was so hungry and tired that he couldn't find him, and his whole body was about to fall apart.

After going back to the hotel to rest for two days, Yang Nie began to miss the beautiful days of being a fairy again. Finding someone or something was not just a matter of counting, but it turned out to be physical work like now...

Soon, Yang Nie, who only thought about eating, drinking, and having fun, spent all the hair (money) she snatched from the God of Wealth.

But when he went to the God of Wealth Temple again to look for the God of Wealth, this time the God of Wealth was experienced and resolutely refused to show up. It was replaced by Yang Nie who was furious, and immediately started a stand-up comic performance full of tears, coaxing and cheating. , so that the sweeping old man who had been watching for a long time couldn't bear it, and directly blasted people out of the Temple of Fortune as a pervert who disturbed the people.

The world is clean...

"The Emperor of Heaven has repeatedly emphasized that it is for you to come down to survive the calamity. I have been reprimanded by him for helping you last time, and he threatened to throw me down to be your companion. Do your best, don't make things difficult I'm sorry, come back another day, I'll treat you to a flower wine."

The God of Wealth left behind such a sentence, and then hid, but Yang Nie regretted so much that his intestines were green, and he scolded him for not pulling the God of Wealth directly into a bald head last time, so it was refreshing!

Yang Nie, who suddenly lost her financial resources, didn't know how to make a living in the world for a while. After thinking about it, the only professional skill she could use was to give birth to people.

Yang Nie believes that, based on her 200 years of work experience as a pregnancy priest in Tiangong, when can the other party get pregnant, whether the fetus is a boy or a girl, at what age is the woman expected to conceive, when will she become a mother, and how many babies can she have in her life , How many sons and daughters, they are all his immortal root talents, you can tell at a glance!

Regarding the hexagram of pregnancy, Yang Nie is unique in the world, only this priest of pregnancy, he can't do it, who else can?

However, it is not easy to return to the old profession of Tiangong in the world...

Ever since Yang Nie had a bad meal in the hospital, his reputation was like being splashed with a bucket of dirty water. No one would believe him even if he set up a table on the street to look at him.

For example, one time, he insisted that a 70-year-old grandmother would give birth to a child for the first time at her 72-year-old age...

That provoked the people on the side of the road to roar with laughter, saying that this physiognomist can't even boast, and is simply worse than a magic stick.

Yang Nie refused to accept it, and started arguing with people in the street, telling everyone that she was really a god, and she was absolutely true.

"Have you ever seen such a handsome fairy? Haven't you? Hahahaha, stupid mortal!"

So, Yang Nie was reported again and was arrested and imprisoned for a few days. It's not bad to deal with him as a psychopath. Even the little hedgehog on his head was almost caught and roasted game...

It really pissed him off! ! !

This directly led to Yang Nie finally reduced to fighting for territory with beggars and living on the side of the road...

Life on the side of the road was not easy. In the first two days, the hedgehog listened to Yang Nie complaining, and in the next two days, the master and servant complained together.

Yang Nie glanced at the beggar beside him...the Shuaishen attached to the beggar, said, "Brother, no wonder you can only be a beggar. What did you do wrong before that you were possessed by the Shuaishen?"

But the beggar didn't want to kill him...

You are possessed by decrepit spirits, and your whole family is possessed by decrepit spirits...

And picked up his broken bowl, deliberately moved it three meters away from Yang Nie...

Yang Nie was shocked, glanced at the few dollars in the beggar's broken bowl, and was so angry that his heart was blocked.

A mere beggar, still afraid of being robbed of his money? ? ?

Yang Nie thinks that although she can't afford to stay in a hotel, but with this outfit that she went to the clothing store to fix earlier, at least she is more handsome than you, a beggar!

Hey!Eyes but no eyes!Mortals are mortals!

However, Yang Nie glanced at the aging old man hanging behind the beggar, and still showed a pitiful expression...

That's all, I don't care about mortals anymore.

Yang Nie stared at the Heavenly Emperor's documents laid out on the ground in front of him, and there was a drowsy little hedgehog lying on the documents...

Counting the days since he came to the human world, there are more than half a month, but he has no idea about the mission of calamity entrusted by the Emperor of Heaven. In this scorching summer, the more impatient and irritable, the more irritable and hopeless, It's like falling into a bottomless abyss...

"You said... Will I just die like this and never find the man I got pregnant with?" Yang Nie propped her chin, weakly, talking to herself, squeezing her right cheek into a lump with her palms Meatloaf, the corners of his mouth curved, his originally pretty face turned into an old man's appearance...

Just at this moment when he was frowning, two one-yuan banknotes suddenly landed on the golden silk document. At the same time, there was a beautiful hand with well-defined bones, slender and white, flashing past his eyes.

Yang Nie was so attracted, followed the retracted hand, and raised her head.

In front of him was a pretty handsome boy, in his early twenties with thick eyebrows and big eyes, standing in front of him with his back to the light.A simple white T-shirt paired with a pair of black slim-fit trousers, a pair of canvas shoes, and a gray backpack, which looks very clean and sunny.

The boy probably didn't expect Yang Ne to raise his head suddenly, and kept staring at him, his face suddenly boiled, and he was a little nervous.

Pedestrians hurried on the road, not knowing who bumped into whom, the boy didn't stand still, so he staggered and almost jumped at Yang Nie.

"Ah, I'm sorry..."

The soft and waxy voice was like a ray of coldness in summer, piercing into Yang Nie's ears, and suddenly there was a momentary heartbeat, and the hand that was about to help the other party stopped in mid-air...

Reflexively, the boy stretched out his arms and grabbed them twice. Then, perhaps too shy, he insisted on supporting his unstable center of gravity, turned around sharply, and ran away like a smoke...

Hey!Yang Nie, the Heavenly Emperor sent you down to endure the catastrophe, so don't worry about it!The other party just treats you like a beggar!

Thinking about it, Yang Nie grabbed the two-yuan coin on the ground, carried the backpack, the Heavenly Emperor's document, and the fluffy hairball hedgehog.

Although the money is not enough for him to have a full meal, at least it is enough for Yang Nie to go to a place...