he gave birth to a hammer

At this time, Yang Nie was standing in the middle of the road, the road ahead was vast and there was no light...

"I'm talking about the big brother in front! Can you go away? If you want to die, don't get in the way!" The uncle who drove the truck spoke with a strong foreign accent, and with the deafening car humming, he cursed like a cannonball.

Yang Nie quickly ran across the sidewalk, and the curses bombarded several streets...

However, he, Yang Nie, still has a long way to go, with no light...

Yang Nie squatted on the side of the road with several locomotive drivers who were picking up passengers.

So, at this intersection, there was a row of tough guys with five big and three thick, all of them rolled up their sleeves, with a cheap cigarette dangling from their hands and mouths.However, at the very end of the line, there was a gentleman, fair skin, wearing a high-end designer shirt and black leather shoes, with a fat hedgehog on his head (he got fat), looking like a gentle scum ruffian, out of place...

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy?" Tsk, Yang Nie snorted, raised her hand and took a breath, hey!no smoke!

She didn't sleep well, and she came out early in the morning and was exposed to the scorching sun all morning, but Yang Nie didn't even touch the shadow of the man, let alone give birth to a child. Finding someone has become a big problem now.

The sea is full of people, thousands of miles of dark clouds, except for the birds in the sky who keep shitting on him, and the aunt who occasionally turns her head and winks at him, who is the mortal he was hooked on before, can he be more conscious and move quickly? , don't let this fairy have a good meal?

Hedgehog (very contemptuous gaze): "You hooked people up, if you don't know who knows?"

Harmful, lost to the gods, bullied by hedgehogs...

Yang Nie: "The Emperor of Heaven even sent you down to help me. What do you think you are good for? Why don't you give me a little fat pig so I can roast it and eat it? Is roasted hedgehog delicious? Roasted hedgehog is as delicious as roasted suckling pig ?"

Hedgehog: "Eat, eat, eat, eat. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be dragged down for no reason. It's you who made the mistake. It's none of my business!"

Hey!You still have the nerve to say me?See how fat you are after eating?Am I as fat as you?You fat boy, do you still dare to talk back?I poke, I poke your soft belly, hold the grass, you stab me?Watch me throw you a home run! ! !

A row of big men who didn't pick up customers all looked to the far left. It's been half an hour to watch the mentally handicapped hedgehog fight, but in this scorching May, they don't have any customers...

After the warm-up exercise was over, Yang Nie opened the volume of Heavenly Emperor's document again, and read it carefully a dozen times before and after.

What the Emperor of Heaven wanted Yang Nie to find was the man who was impregnated by him that day.This man must be one of the billions of pregnant men, the only one in the world.However, Yang Nie only remembered that the name on the pregnancy book that she had checked that night was like a black paste...

Anyway, give me a name... I can post a missing person notice.

Yang Nie thought and thought, wishing to move his head down and dig it out, to see where the man's name was stuck and couldn't be found.

The sky is big and the earth is big, where should he find a pregnant man?

Yang Nie suddenly glanced at the row of rough men on the right, then frowned in disgust: "Could it be possible, I want to check one by one to see which one of them is pregnant?"

Rough Guys: Come on ~ have fun, anyway, there is ~ a lot of time ~

No, the rough guys are actually very terrified. It’s okay for you to squat on the side of the road with them like a beast in clothes. You also talk a lot of tiger and wolf words to yourself, and your eyes are wretched and blurred. They are very terrified. Smoking brings Choking, trembling breathing, didn't you notice?

Yang Nie was very frustrated and drew circles on the spot, crying like a storm: "Can you narrow down the scope... want me to beep them one by one - in the past, the workload was too much, right?"

Don't you think about whether they are willing or not?You have already taken into account the large quantity.The little hedgehog wretchedly rubbed his little claws...

At this time, the Duke of Earth, who had been quietly hiding under Yang Nie, finally couldn't hold on anymore.Although he hasn't enjoyed enough from the bottom up, he can see the straight curves and delicate ravines outlined by the suit pants~ It's just that Yang Nie's fart just now is really smelly, you fucking ate garlic last night ?

"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough." The land lord was so suffocated, he leaned on his magic stick and slammed it, cursing while hitting.

"You don't know what to do. That man was impregnated by you. Of course you have to go to the hospital in the world to look for it!"

Oh my god, what a wake-up call!Yang Nie slapped her forehead, why didn't she think of it?It must be dragged down by this stupid hedgehog!

Don't say thank you for your kindness, let's just say goodbye, Priest Yang straightened up his appearance, and immediately ordered the most powerful motorcycle guy.

"Master, let's go, let's go to the obstetrics and gynecology department of the hospital!"