he gave birth to a hammer

Seeing Yang Ne sitting on the edge of Mu Huanyun's bed, the little hedgehog originally thought that Priest Yang was making great progress, and that this was the time for a mission to clear them, so that they could return to the Heavenly Palace.

Who knew that Yang Nie was gearing up, opening and closing her mouth, as if she was having words, tossing and tossing for a long time, but she had no intention of making a move.

Finally, the little hedgehog couldn't help but asked: You've been staying by the bed for so long, why haven't you bridal chamber yet?

Bridal chamber?What kind of room is the cave?Yang Nie was still thinking about how to kill the scumbag who seduced Mu Huanyun, but after hearing what the hedgehog said, the blood rushed to his forehead and almost spurted out of his nostrils.

Little Hedgehog: You are going to have a baby, why don't you bridal chamber first?

Yang Nie frowned, picked up the hedgehog, and put it against its nose: "Why don't you say you have to get married before the bridal chamber?"

The little hedgehog thinks that he is not discussing the process of mundane affairs with Yang Ne: You don't want to tell me that you have to fall in love before getting married, right?

Yang Nie replied with a teachable expression, and threw the hedgehog aside, not to let this guy interfere with her current affairs.

The little hedgehog landed on all fours but couldn't stand still. He rolled somersaults and was hit.

God!Then I can go back only in the Year of the Monkey?

Priest Yang, him!He doesn't want to go back, does he? ? ?

Yang Nie may have really thought about it. Ever since he realized that a year on the ground is only a day in the sky, he suddenly wasn't so eager to go back.

Maybe life in the world is pretty good, there is something to eat and something to play, why is he in a hurry to go back?When I go back, I just work for the Emperor of Heaven.

He hasn't had enough time in the world yet.

However, the hedgehog is not the case. The little hedgehog is still a little fairy in the sky, but what is it on the ground?Not to mention being beaten back to its original body, but also insisting on going through this calamity with Yang Nie, what benefits does it have besides eating fat and becoming a ball every day?

How can anyone be born happy...

Regarding the reaction of the hedgehog emperor who was not in a hurry with the eunuch, Yang Nie quickly responded with a mocking face: "Vulgar! Could it be that you want me to fuck hard?"

Hedgehog: Can't you?

Shameless!Go back to my bed and sleep, go!

Yang Nie finally knew why the hedgehog was so difficult, because it was a piece of shit...

Before going to bed, Yang Nie deliberately increased the temperature of the air conditioner, and set a timer to turn it off. The temperature always turns cold in the middle of the night.After finishing everything, he looked back at Mu Huanyun reluctantly, thinking about helping Xiao Yun'er cover the quilt.

But who knew that when Yang Nie pulled the corner of the quilt and gently covered it, the hedgehog didn't know what kind of nerves it was, but with all its strength, it made a rolling attack, and a spiral flew up and hit it. Yang Nie hit the back of the head, successfully threw the person forward, and fell.

Wrestling is just wrestling, and it can be regarded as an accident for the time being, but it is a coincidence that Yang Nie was still holding the corner of the quilt in his hand at the time, and when his center of gravity was unstable and he bent down, the other hand instinctively went down Press it, and accidentally grabbed Mu Huanyun's butt.

Oh, this touch...

It's full of meat!

Although Mu Huanyun usually looks thin, he never thought that his buttocks are full of texture!

With such a big movement, and the sudden gravity and grip, it's hard for Mu Huanyun not to wake up...

He felt the person under him tremble, followed by a frightened murmur.

A bad premonition struck, Yang Nie immediately straightened her back, pretending to be nonchalant, and replied with an awkward smile: "Sorry, I just wanted to turn off the air conditioner, but I accidentally fell..." Then rolled quickly Go back to your own bed and lie down immediately...

Mu Huanyun squinted his sleepy eyes, and stared at Yang Nie in puzzlement. In addition to the displeasure of being woken up from his sleep, he seemed to be questioning his words, which seemed to be insufficient to support the current crimes.

Mu Huanyun scratched his butt in bewilderment, then glared at Yang Nie, thinking that since he woke up, he might as well go to the bathroom.

However, it was only a few steps from the bed to the door, even if Yang Nie pretended to be dead, she could still feel Xiao Yun'er's suspicious gaze...

You are not enough for success, but more than for failure.After Mu Huanyun went out, Yang Ni was so angry that he either punched or kicked the prickly ball.

But he always felt that it was not a loss, and he even thought that it would be good to have such accidents a few more times...

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"Yang Nie, do you know how to make a girl happy?"

One day, when Yang Nie went to have lunch, Xiao Ju was looking at his phone while eating. Seeing Yang Nie sat down across the table, he chatted casually and asked.

Yang Nie thought that he should ask Brother Yue about this matter, and asked him what a pregnancy priest does, so he wanted to answer that he didn't know, but he also felt that this sentence was a blow to the end of the topic, so he used his only She reluctantly replied, "Just give her a few more catties of tadpoles."

Xiao Ju was full of sadness, holding his mobile phone, hadn't eaten a few bites of food, was busy typing, and didn't know who he was chatting with, but in short, the chat was not happy today, and it was more likely to be arguing.

Hearing Yang Nie's answer, Xiao Ju had no choice but to look up from the screen billowing with gunpowder, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"I just held hands with her. We haven't reached that point yet. What kind of tadpoles are you giving?"

"Oh, so where are you guys?" Yang Nie also chatted casually, and took a bite of food.

"It's my girlfriend that I mentioned to you last time."

"In other places?" Yang Nie thought for a moment, thinking that she probably still remembered.

"Yes, yes, yes." Xiao Ju nodded desperately, "Tell me, is this woman sometimes unreasonable? I don't think I did anything. She suddenly ignored me for a few days, and when she talked to me, she was speechless." Spiky in the middle. I really don't know what got her."

Xiao Ju was also about to cry, but this girlfriend met two years ago when he visited Liuyi Mountain.

At that time, the girl seemed to have lost her way on the remote mountain road behind. Because it was early and there were few people, no one heard the girl yelling a few times, but she happened to meet Xiao Ju who had just come to work.

The girl saw that Xiaoju was enthusiastic, applied the medicine for her, and carried her for a while to a safe place, so she took the initiative to ask for his mobile phone number and friends.

The two chatted online for half a year, and they also went out to play a few times during the period, and gradually developed a good impression of each other, and when the girl took the initiative to confess, Xiao Ju naturally agreed happily.Since then, this girlfriend has been like a treasure in Xiao Ju's heart.

Xiaoju works here with Master Mu and earns at most [-] a month. Except for the fixed [-] a month given to his parents, the rest of the money is basically spent on his girlfriend. How much change to keep for yourself.

But since my girlfriend transferred to work in another city, I had less contact with her in the past two months, but once I got in touch, I suddenly became unhappy while talking.

Yang Nie only cared about eating, and listened to Xiao Ju's complaint about his suffering, and then replied helplessly: "I don't know, I'm not a woman."