he gave birth to a hammer

In fact, maybe someone really needs to teach him this kind of thing.

Thinking of him, Yang Nie has been a priest in Tiangong for 200 years, with pure six sense organs, pure mind and few desires, how can he have the seven emotions and six desires in the world.

Now that the Emperor of Heaven asked him to go down to earth to do this kind of thing, are you sure he wasn't forcing him to break the precept?

The little hedgehog suddenly saw Yang Nie's face, and his smile became more and more obscene. He really didn't know what kind of nasty things were imagining in his head.

Then, it suddenly gave it a fierce meal: "What do you look at? If a man gives birth to a child, it is something wrong with the Emperor of Heaven."

hey?Are you telling me that men can't have children?I don't know who got the man pregnant in the first place.The little hedgehog spun around Yang Nie's head twice, but couldn't figure out how the priest Yang could be so shameless.

"Him?" Yang Nie rolled her eyes at the top of her head, "He gave birth to a hammer, someone must have put medicine in the wine I drank that day, and I was dazed and confused."

"He gave birth to a hammer, gave birth to a hammer!" Yang Nie went on to babble, "Don't mention to me about having a child in the future...Anyway, it's enough for someone to find it, what kind of child will be born!"

If you don't give birth, how do you go back?

The hedgehog jumped anxiously, now you have a fart on the head of relying on the Emperor of Heaven, the Emperor of Heaven is what you want to rely on, can you rely on it if you want to?

If the Emperor of Heaven wants you to give birth, you have to give birth, otherwise don’t go back, you don’t want to go back, I still want to go back! ! !

Regarding the fact that Yang Nie suddenly sang a different tune halfway, the little hedgehog wanted to bite a piece of bald on his head, and then urinate, so as to enlighten him and wake him up.

But of course this plan didn't work out, Yang Nie said that, occasionally she was very shrewd, knowing that the little hedgehog had a different intention, she threw the hedgehog to the ground with a sweep of her hand, and allowed it to run wild on its head.

As for the unheard-of mission assigned to him by the Emperor of Heaven, Yang Nie felt that he would not be able to accept it for a while.

When he first came down, he only wanted to find someone, so why didn't he notice how infiltrating the second half of the mission was.

The Heavenly Emperor is such an old pervert, he actually wants to see me give birth?

Am I good looking to have a baby?But how can I live?Even if I really messed with Xiaoyun'er, I might not be able to give birth. Where did the child come from? Why didn't the emperor show me a demonstration?

Yang Nie rubbed her belly, then took a lunge and stretched at the gate of the courtyard, looked down at her crotch for a long time but didn't see anything, thinking that a child could really fall out of a hole...

How many holes are there in the human body?Since the Emperor of Heaven sent such an inexplicable task, maybe it didn't fall out of the hole below?

After Yang Nie opened his mind a few times, he suddenly complained and mourned himself, thinking that he had lost a lot at the beginning. He did something wrong that day, and the Emperor of Heaven was angry. The content of the task should be argued with reason, and let the Emperor of Heaven be a demonstration!

Even the emperor of heaven can't give birth, let me give birth?Pooh!

(Tiandi (spraying tea): Don’t think I don’t know you’re scolding me down there!)

However, it is said that Yang Nie was locked outside the house until midnight, and she was lucky enough to go back to her room to sleep.

In fact, Mu Huanyun is just a soft-hearted person. He was only angry for half a night. Seeing that Yang Nie was really obedient, he squatted outside the door pitifully all the time, so he finally opened the door a crack in this humid night so that Yang Nie can sneak back by herself...

The next day, the bed that Yang Ne ordered yesterday arrived.

Yang Nie naturally wanted to share Xiao Yun'er's bed together, but it fell through because Mu Huanyun firmly disagreed.

If you don’t agree, then you don’t agree. People have the final say on their room.

But in this deadlocked state, Yamashita just sent two big durians and melons up, which made Mu Huanyun divert his attention, and stopped competing with Yang Ni for the bed for the time being, and walked towards the door run away.

"Why did you buy so much?" Mu Huanyun counted the durians and melons in the box, and moved to the kitchen with Da Hong.

"Yesterday I said I would buy more for you, so of course I keep my word." Yang Nie was playing tricks, thinking about the bed space.

Probably because Yang Nie's intentions were too obvious, Mu Huanyun was a little happy at first, but when he heard Yang Nie's flattering and obedient words, he immediately bluffed and said firmly, "Even so, the bed can't be put together. "

"Okay, okay." Yang Nie rubbed her hands helplessly and had no choice but to give up.

After Yang Nie and Xiaoju cut up the durian and melon, they served them to quench everyone’s thirst in the hot summer afternoon, and put the rest in fresh-keeping bags to sell to tourists. In this scenic spot, the instantly cut fruit has doubled Selling it made Yang Nie an extra profit.

Thinking that the profit is low and the money is easy to make, Yang Nie placed another order for a batch of cantaloupe, taking advantage of this peak season.Summer is on the mountain again, how can anyone come up and spend a long time tired and thirsty to see such a thirst-quenching thing can bear it.

It's okay for the dignified gods to make a fortune by selling melons.Yang Nie cut the melon in her hand, and her knife skills became more and more proficient.

Only Da Hong, who neither ate nor babbled, said that Yang Nie was courteous for nothing, raped or stolen, and then Xiao Juqiang stuffed a piece of durian into his mouth, almost vomited his lunch out of the smoke.

"Hey! Swallow it, don't let me see you spit it out, spit out one, I'll stuff you two more."

Xiao Ju had eaten his own Coke, but he couldn't see Da Hong muttering beside him, very annoying, but he didn't expect Da Hong to be so unable to bear the taste of durian, his face was flushed from being stuffed, and he couldn't catch his breath gas.

"I'll go, is it so difficult for you to eat durian?"

Seeing Da Hong's appearance, Xiao Ju hastened to give him comfort. He really didn't expect that such a big, seven-foot man could be knocked down by a piece of durian.

"Forget it, let me eat it for you." Xiao Ju originally said this when he saw Da Hong talking a lot, but now Da Hong couldn't bear the durian taste, so he reached out to cover the piece in his mouth The durian was taken off, thrown into his own mouth and eaten.

Da Hong was choking and coughing, but his eyes were always staring at Yang Nie like razor blades, and he seemed to blame the durian buyer for all his hatred, but he didn't expect Xiao Ju to make such a move in front of everyone.

"What's wrong? You're not sick..." Seeing Da Hong, Xiao Ju glared at him suddenly, and asked, "Could it be that you just got sick recently?"

"No, no, cough, cough, cough, cough." Da Hong's face became more and more red from coughing, and he immediately ran to the toilet to rinse his mouth when he got up, leaving Xiao Ju confused.

Master Mu couldn't eat so many sweet things, so he only tasted a few pieces before sitting back in the rattan chair to untie the lottery for others, so that the young people could eat more and be happy.

Although Mu Huanyun was still eating, he kept looking down at his phone, looking focused, and smiling while watching.

Yang Nie saw Mu Huanyun like this more than once, always felt that sometimes when this person picked up the phone, he seemed to be a different person, jumping on his face like a peach blossom, but it was not like this when he was with him, so he couldn't help I wondered, what on earth could make Xiao Yun'er so happy in the phone?