Arbitrarily

Back in the glass room, the noodles that had been soaked before had absorbed too much water and were lumped together, and they broke when they were pinched, and they were not so chewy anymore.Lu Yun rolled up the noodles on the chopsticks and ate it with disgust, took out a piece of paper from the paper box next to him to wipe his mouth, and said to the phone camera, "Although I am a sponsor, I still want to say, Soak this noodle for 3 minutes at most, and it tastes better raw, it’s no different from eating paper.”

While eating noodles live, he began to analyze the plot seriously, "Wan Xu said it was an acquaintance who committed the crime. I think it makes sense. When Wan Xu was in college, he loved reading detective novels and comics. This is convenient. No, the sensitivity in this regard can still be trusted.”

"Is Wan Xu very sensitive? Yes, it is sensitive to deciphering... Hey you guys, don't speak yellow accents, this is a serious crime-solving program, okay?"

"Eat instant noodles? What's wrong with eating instant noodles? I'm eating instant noodles in a serious manner. Isn't it also eating instant noodles when the police uncle has no time to eat when he solves the case?"

Lu Yun just finished eating the instant noodles and bickered with all the audience who molested him, and 10 minutes passed without feeling it.

Sitting on the round table with an empty mind again, Lu Yun tugged at Wan Xu's sleeve, "Speak slowly."

Wan Xu glanced at him, sighed resignedly, and sure enough, he slowed down a bit when he spoke.The host saw through Lu Yun's trick at a glance, and when it was his turn to speak, he asked, "You don't happen to agree with Wan Xu again, do you?"

"Look, brothers have had a tacit understanding for so many years. Everything he said is exactly what I think." Lu Yun spread his hands rascally.

The host rolled his eyes, and skipped over him speechlessly to let the people behind him speak.

Just like this, Lu Yun survived three rounds of thinking and round table meetings just like this, and finally reached the final stage of voting for the murderer. Lu Yun, who was Wan Xu's follower the whole time, voted for a colleague who had a bad relationship with the deceased just like him.

In the end, the colleague got the highest number of votes, and the host announced the result. The colleague died unjustly, and the deceased was at large.

The audience was stunned, and all the guests whispered that their deduction should be correct. At this time, the supporter announced that the real murderer was the brother-in-law of the deceased—the character played by Lu Yun.

This time even the calm Wan Xu almost swears at Lu Yun. Under the gaze of everyone and under the bright light, Lu Yun stood up, saluted the guests flamboyantly, and enjoyed the scene exclusively. jackpot.

Successfully pretending to be an idiot, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and winning a big prize, Lu Yun became the number one most searched after the live broadcast.

Sitting in the car on the way home, Lu Yun half-lyed on the back of the chair, "I'm exhausted from pretending to be mentally retarded."

Shao Chengnan drove the car and glanced at him, "I thought you were acting in your true colors when I looked down."

"Just a little nonsense, don't you know how high my IQ is?"

"Oh, it feels like you're pretty stupid when you're at home." Shao Chengnan stabbed him unceremoniously, and he didn't know why he was so rude when he spoke recently, as if he was looking for a sense of presence.

Lu Yun sat up, touched Shao Chengnan's crotch and pinched it twice, "Isn't it because you have no reason at home, so you look stupid."

Shao Chengnan's body was very honest and he raised a small white flag to salute Lu Yun. He completely silenced his voice and wanted Lu Yun to continue, but it was very unsafe to drive, so he could only regretfully watch Lu Yun withdraw his hand and lay down lazily, "You just Tease me, you have to put out the fire if you tease it out."

"You haven't asked me to put out the fire for three days. I thought you burned it on someone else's bed." Lu Yun also looked slightly dissatisfied.

"Isn't it because you're tired from filming, and you have to get up early in the morning, and besides, I walk around under your nose every day, where do you think I can burn?"

"That's not sure, what if there is gasoline coming to lead you away?"

Lu Yun was joking, but he didn't expect him to talk.On the set of "A Kind of Lucky", when the producer surnamed Wang came to visit the set, he saw the little assistant next to Lu Yun. When he was talking to Lu Yun, he kept smiling. When he smiled, the expression on his face became much more vivid, with childishness showing maturity, but not worldly.The producer surnamed Wang felt itchy to watch. He is a seasoned veteran, and people in the industry have played a lot. Seeing that Lu Yun didn't use that assistant much, he guessed that the two of them should also have an affair.

Thinking about this clearly, the producer surnamed Wang felt that he might be rejected if he went directly to the little boy, but it would be easier to succeed if he told Lu Yun.After all, Lu Yun came back, just started, eager to get ahead, and will not let go of such a good opportunity.He still has to think about how much that little boy is worth. Two male protagonists should be enough.

After work was over, the assistant director came over and asked Lu Yun to go to the lounge, saying that Producer Wang was waiting for him there and wanted to chat with him.

Lu Yun agreed with a smile all over his face, then turned his head and smiled back, with a look of disgust.He has heard of this king producer, he likes to lure newcomers, and he has a lot of influence behind him, and has suppressed many people who don't listen to him.

He felt disgusted, if this guy fell in love with him, it would be troublesome enough, and he couldn't turn his back on him directly, but he had to bring out Zhang Qianyan to smear his face with gold.

Walking into the lounge, Director Wang was indeed sitting on a chair and drinking tea. When he saw him coming in, he called out affectionately "Xiao Lu, come and sit", saying that he admired him a lot in the past, but he didn't expect that when his career was developing at the right time. I was in poor health and went to the US to recuperate. Now it is a good thing to be able to start filming again.

He talked with Lu Yun about art, about movies, about the recent projects in the circle, and finally talked about his intentions, "Hey, when I was young, I was only busy with my career, but now I feel empty and lonely because I don't have anyone to take care of me. It's hard Seeing someone close to me, I'm too embarrassed to say it."

Lu Yun heard what he meant, didn't he want to sneak up on him?

"Brother Wang, you are so good, you can go after whoever you like, there is no one you can't catch up with."

"Hahaha, you really know how to talk." Producer Wang paused, "Xiao Lu, I still have two male leads in my brother who are very suitable for you. You can be a matchmaker for me, and you can build a bridge." , Brother will never treat you badly!"

"Brother Wang, who are you looking for? I know him?"

"Hey, it's your assistant, I heard your name is Xiao Shao, you can see if you can give this to him... Hey, let's not talk dark words, you two have an affair, right? Good things need to be shared together. Isn’t it? Besides this kind of thing, everyone will not suffer. Xiao Shao is so good-looking, he must also want to develop in the circle, after all, you still have few resources, and it will be different if you follow me..."

When Lu Yun heard the word "Xiao Shao", his mind froze, and when he saw Producer Wang with a wretched smile on his face and asked him to hand over the room card to Shao Chengnan, his anger went straight to the top of his head, and he stood up abruptly. He got up, punched him and knocked him and the chair to the ground.

The producer sat on the ground with his face covered, and looked at him in disbelief, "Crazy you! Why are you still beating people! Isn't it just your love? What's wrong with me? If you care about it, wait and see." It's just you!"

Lu Yun chased up and kicked the producer who was about to get up, and kicked him several times in the stomach.

Producer Wang yelled and cursed, shouting pain and scolding came out of the door together, Shao Chengnan, who was chasing and guarding outside, heard the sound of things falling inside and hurriedly opened the door, only to see Lu Yun unilaterally beating the producer.

He was startled, and rushed over to hug Lu Yun's waist, "What's the matter? What's the matter? If you have something to say, talk it out!"

Lu Yun's eyes were already red, and he struggled to go up and kick him. He was strangled and couldn't move. He picked up the ashtray on the table and was about to throw it at the producer. Shao Chengnan stretched out his hand to grab it, but he couldn't dodge and was smashed by Lu Yun. on the shoulders.

Shao Chengnan lost his strength in pain, but still hugged Lu Yun and did not let go, "Lu Yun! Calm down!"

With his roar, Lu Yun finally regained his sanity. He watched the terrified producer on the ground scramble to stand up, and ran out the door after saying "wait for me", panting heavily. tone.

Shao Chengnan was worried that the producer would bring someone back for revenge, so he dragged Lu Yun out and got into the car, then drove home enduring the pain in his arm.

Halfway through the drive, I felt too much pain, so I pulled over and stopped the car, "You drive."

Lu Yun had been sitting in the co-pilot without speaking, and after hearing what he said, he just got out of the car and changed seats with him.The night is like water, and the street lights passing by are like a heartbeat that is gradually calming down.

Shao Chengnan finally asked, "What's the matter, why did you do it? What did he tell you?"

Lu Yun still felt disgusted when he thought about what that person said. Although he had imagined what he would do if Producer Wang wanted to sleep with him, he never thought that it was Shao Chengnan who was wanting to sleep with Producer Wang. He really couldn't hear a word. As soon as he opened his mouth, he lost his mind.

Lu Yun didn't speak, Shao Chengnan closed his mouth resentfully, until he got home, Lu Yun went to take a bath, and he followed into the bathroom, then took off his clothes and showed him his arm that was already bruised, "It hurts like hell."

Lu Yun touched his injured area, "I'll give you some medicine later."

"That's it?" Shao Chengnan was dissatisfied, "You are too indifferent, you must not love me anymore, I want to run away from home."

His coquettish complaint made Lu Yun smile for the first time tonight, and hugged Shao Chengnan from behind, and the two of them pressed together with their bare upper bodies.Lu Yun gently kissed Shao Chengnan's neck, and the previous hostility was swept away, "Shao'er, you are really a stumbling block to my success."

"Huh?" Shao Chengnan bowed his neck to feel his kiss.

"I found out that I love you more than I thought."

The author has something to say: See you on Saturday~