Arbitrarily

Lu Yun still failed to abide by the agreement and didn't come out to play for too long. He drove Lin Zhengqi and the dirty woman farther and farther away, and was still running away from home when it was dark, until Shao Chengnan called him Only then did I realize that I couldn't go back at night.

"Why don't you go to bed first, and we'll go back later at night." Lu Yun and Shao Chengnan discussed.

"Don't walk around at night." Shao Chengnan was so unhappy that he didn't dare to ask him to take risks. "Find a big hotel and get two rooms, so you don't need to save money."

He emphasized every word, as if he was afraid that he would not understand.

Lu Yun chuckled a few times, and finally parked the car with Lin Zhengqi, who was carrying a satchel, to find a place to drink.The area where we parked was quite bustling, and the entire street was lined with bars. Lin Zhengqi's mouth turned O-shaped in surprise, and asked a little excitedly, "Is this the red-light district?"

Lu Yun didn't know either, it looked lively anyway, he tugged Lin Zhengqi's arm, "Brother Lin, restrain yourself, be careful not to be jumped by an immortal."

"I'll follow you." Lin Zhengqi, who is fluent in English, nodded, "Oh, by the way, help me watch some dirty women, I'm afraid she will scare her away."

The dirty woman was lazily nestled in her satchel, showing no interest in running away.

When they were in China, if they went out for a drink, they would find a quiet bar, but when they went outside, they wanted to have fun, and found a lively bar with pole dancing performances. The two of them stared at each other dumbfounded Watching the men and women on the stage swallow their saliva.

Lin Zhengqi: "That girl's breasts are really big."

Lu Yun: "That man has thin skin and tender flesh, and his buttocks are still up."

"Hey hey hey hey meow meow..."

Until the end of the performance, the two men who were eating grilled chicken pizza were still boasting about the figure of the performer just now, and the dirty woman licked her piece of pizza, and yelled in agreement from time to time.

Lu Yun was almost moved to tears, he was used to living a stable life with Shao Chengnan, and he wanted to let himself go when he came out to see the wonderful life.

Of course, it means flying for a while mentally. It is not safe to fly for a long time, but it is better to walk steadily.

In order to prevent Lin Zhengqi's drunken madness from happening again last time, Lu Yun strictly controlled their drinking this time, but bought a lot of alcohol at the convenience store when they returned to the hotel.

Lin Zhengqi had never seen or drank any of them. He was a little greedy, so he instigated Lu Yun to buy a lot of beer and foreign wine, "Just book a room. It's better to drink than waste that money. What's so good about being a big man?" Taboo."

"That's right!" Lu Yun bought all kinds of junk snacks that Shao Chengnan restricted him to eat by the way.

In the end, a standard room was opened, and the two sat opposite each other on their respective beds, drinking and complaining about their boyfriends.

Lin Zhengqi followed Xiong Xi's example and pushed the non-existent glasses, "What's so interesting about the United States, no, don't go, I will miss you when you go, anyway." He curled his lips, "I know this one won't work that one , It was not like this before, when I was a child, I was very good, silly and soft, if I asked him to lick the iron door, he would really lick it."

The chicken leg in Lu Yun's mouth frightened away, "Why do you want to lick the iron door?"

"Uh..." Lin Zhengqi took a sip of his wine, "You don't understand fun."

I don't quite understand... Lu Yun gave the chicken that fell to the ground to the filthy woman, and took another piece for himself, "The same goes for the little spoon. Recently, he has become more and more caring about me. This one is unhealthy, and that one is not nutritious. I am not What are you doing eating so healthy and nutritious for confinement?”

The more the two complained, the more they felt the same, and they had a lot of fun talking. Finally, Lu Yun remembered that Lin Zhengqi seemed to like big-breasted girls, so he couldn't help asking him, "Who is the one between you and Brother Xiong?"

"I'm really joking." Lin Zhengqi's face was already red, and his tongue was a little tongue-tied, "Can't you tell? Of course, of course, ah, isn't it!"

Lu Yun wanted to laugh, but he stammered so forcefully that he knew the answer without saying anything.

Lin Zhengqi looked unhappy, "I'll let him go."

Lu Yun nodded sharply, "Yeah, I know."

Lin Zhengqi was really a little drunk, and provoked Lu Yun, "You tell me to press it once, and you will know that my skills are good!"

"Pull it down, it's really hard to say which of us will overwhelm the other."

The two quarreled with each other, and finally took off all their clothes, compared who was bigger than the bird, and then got into their respective beds to sleep unconvinced.

The next morning, I was woken up by the phone ringing. It was the exclusive music that Lu Yun had set for Shao Chengnan. When he picked it up in a daze, Shao Chengnan just said, "Pick up the video."

"Oh."

Lu Yun hung up the phone to answer the video, looked at Shao Chengnan with sleepy eyes, "Morning."

Shao Chengnan examined it for a while, and asked him, "Did you drink last night?"

"Drink a little."

"How much is a little?"

"Not much..." Lu Yun stretched his neck vigorously.

An irritable moan came from behind, it was Lin Zhengqi's dissatisfied voice after being woken up.

"..." Shao Chengnan held back for three seconds, but couldn't hold back, "Didn't I tell you to open two rooms?"

Afraid that the sound would disturb Lin Zhengqi's sleep, Lu Yun got up and went into the bathroom with his mobile phone, sat on the toilet to comfort Shao Chengnan, "It's a standard room, a standard room."

"You haven't got any clothes on yet?!"

"What clothes do you wear to sleep?"

Shao Chengnan got angry, hung up the video, and sent a text message, "I'm angry, I'm going out to drink and spend the night, don't come back!"

"Oh." Lu Yun replied angrily.

Thinking that her boyfriend was naive enough, who knew that after going out, they saw another couple who were several years older than them also arguing.Lu Yun could hear Xiong Xi's annoyance through the screen, so he walked behind Lin Zhengqi meanly, and beckoned to Xiong Xi naked, "Brother Xiong."

"Lin! Positive! Period!"

Leaving the battlefield gloating, Lu Yun rubbed his feet against the smooth fur of the dirty woman while putting on his trousers, and then listened to the bickering between Lin Zhengqi and Xiong Xi, feeling that life has not been so colorful for a long time .

No matter how upset the boyfriends were, the two of them and the cat still went on the road together, Lu Yun didn't know the way, Lin Zhengqi didn't care where they were going, they didn't even turn on the navigation, anyway, they didn't go to the wilderness, they all wandered around in the city, It's pretty safe.

After another night of absence, Shao Chengnan begged for peace, "I didn't go anywhere, I'm waiting for you to come back at home."

During the two years of staying at home, Lu Yun never complained at all, but now that he let go of the rein and ran out, he found that he was still a little wronged. He wanted to hang out with his friends. Shao Chengnan seemed to understand his thoughts, and after two days of urging him, he could not complain. No more urging, it’s just that the text messages I send are getting longer and longer, and I’m wearing less and less clothes during the video...

Lu Yun was not impressed by the affection in the front, but the seductiveness in the back did play a role. After shopping for a week, Lu Yun finally brought Lin Zhengqi and the dirty woman back home.

Shao Chengnan got off work early and cooked a table of dishes at home, chatted politely with Lin Zhengqi, listened to what he had seen and heard, waited steadily for him to enter the house to rest, and went to wash the dishes by himself, and then watched with the wolf He went back to the house with Lu Yun in his mouth like a prey.

"To be reasonable, it's wrong for you to do this." Shao Chengnan complained while taking off his clothes.

"Do you want to be reasonable or have sex?" Lu Yun looked at him shamelessly.

"Forget it..." Shao Chengnan stopped reasoning with him.

It was solved twice with real swords and guns. Lu Yun played mobile games on Shao Chengnan's arm as a pillow, and sighed comfortably, "It still feels good to be hugged to sleep."

Shao Chengnan and his skin depended on each other, and he was very satisfied, "I won't go to work tomorrow, we..."

"I'll take Brother Lin to the beach tomorrow."

"Go with your brother Lin." Shao Chengnan withdrew his hand and stopped giving him a pillow.

Lu Yun stretched out his hand to hold the gate of his life, and saw his expression change after moving a few times, "Who else can I live with besides you."

The angels and demons in Shao Chengnan's heart fought for a while, but finally became dizzy and excited, "Don't always cheat like this, let's communicate well."

“Problems that the body can solve are not problems.”

It shouldn't be like this... Shao Chengnan thought...ah, forget it, it's so cool, he doesn't want to think about anything...

When Lin Zhengqi stayed in the United States until No.20 for three days, Xiong Xi gave him an ultimatum, threatening him that if he didn't go back, he would complain to Lin's mother.Lin Zhengqi was speechless, and he really missed him, so he finally agreed to come back right away.

It's just that bringing animals into the country is not as easy as it was when they came out, and the dirty woman had to be detained at the management office for a month. The little guy was already getting old, and Lin Zhengqi couldn't bear to torment her, let alone watch her grow old... Finally, he took the dirty woman away. The mother-in-law stayed at Lu Yun's house.

Shao Chengnan expressed his displeasure when a "third person" suddenly came to the house where there were only two people. He was not like Lin Zhengqi who stayed for a while and left.The filthy woman probably also noticed that the shit-shoveling officer was not very friendly, so she only acted coquettishly to Lu Yun and ignored Shao Chengnan at all.

Lu Yun, who is always at home by himself, finally has a companion to accompany him. He spoils his filthy mother-in-law to death. He never cares if the flowers and plants in the house are bitten and scratched by it. It's just that I will carefully wear long sleeves to cover it up, and turn off the lights early before taking off my clothes when I go to sleep, for fear that Shao Chengnan will be angry with the dirty woman if he sees it.

He knew that Shao Chengnan didn't like the dirty woman very much, so it's good to have such a peaceful coexistence, what if he sent the dirty woman away.The issue of how to get along with one person and one cat has become what he thinks about the most recently.

It's just that I racked my brains and didn't expect that when I went out to buy beer and came home that day, when I opened the door, I saw Shao Chengnan kneeling on the ground with a cat teaser stick to poke the uncle's paw, but the uncle ignored him, and he was still "lulululu" Going to tease others and sticking out his ass is completely inconsistent with his personality as an elite executive.

Hearing the sound of the door, Shao Chengnan froze, then stood up as if nothing had happened, put the cat teaser on the tea table, took the beer from Lu Yun's hand and put it in the refrigerator, as if nothing had happened.

The author has something to say: See you on Thursday~