Knowing that I have something entangled, why don't you seize the opportunity to prove that you are not a magic stick? "
Ye Xiu spread his hands: "Sorry, I don't read faces."
Su Muqiu was speechless: "Then these slogans of yours are all false advertisements?"
"It's all empty talk, so I'm going to waste my time and trick you into looking at the picture to solve your confusion, counting this past and present life? I'm so dry, do I need money for water?" Ye Xiu shook his finger.
Su Muqiu looked at his clothes again, and couldn't help asking: "Are you really the stall owner? You're not a passer-by who came to the stall temporarily, right? You don't count yourself lucky if you don't look at the face. You might as well sell lucky crystals if you set up this stall."
"I am the owner of the stall. My younger brother made this outfit. He said that on the first day of opening, even if you are not a person, you should pack it in a good-looking way."
Su Muqiu replied sincerely: "What he said is very reasonable, does your brother look for people?"
"He doesn't look at it, but he is a serious president."
Now Su Muqiu has some ideas, this person is simply idle and flustered, catch him chatting? !Anyway, there is nothing left and right, Su Muqiu replied casually: "If you are serious, you want to be the president, so what do you want to do if you are not serious?"
Ye Xiu groaned, and looked at him with great interest. Su Muqiu took time off and smiled back, only shrinking his shoulders when the back of his neck was again chilled by the chilly wind.
"Not serious, just like me."
"Cheating money with lip service, stealing other people's documents?"
"No." Ye Xiu smiled, "I don't look at physiognomy—I look at Feng Shui."
"Feng Shui?"
"Yes!" Ye Xiu replied, suddenly stretched out his hands, gathered up the big bright yellow tablecloth, and pushed all the things on the table into a big bag into Su Muqiu's arms.
Immediately afterwards, Su Muqiu's eyes flickered, and when he opened his eyes again, his wallet somehow fell into Ye Xiu's hands again!
Ye Xiu took out the bus card leisurely, put the wallet back into Su Muqiu's arms, and then got up and walked out of the alley.
Su Muqiu held a big burden, and couldn't believe it: "Hey, you even snatched the bus card?!"
"What are you talking about, don't slander me, this is a legitimate fee."
"Have you read Feng Shui for me? Why do you charge money?!"
"Isn't this just to help you see Feng Shui?"
"What do you mean?"
"Let's go, let's take a look at your house." Ye Xiu turned around, shaking the bus card, "I'm curious, what kind of house can have a female ghost haunting strangers in broad daylight, and let you A person with a bad character, who looks like a mass grave like a mass grave?"
The author has something to say:
set up:
A modern supernatural being, who thought he was an ordinary office worker Su X Tianshi Ye
12:37Keywords: pity in the drama * sword slant x Latin yellow related
13. Keyword: pity in parody
Ye Xiu woke up suddenly, and the moment he woke up from the groggy darkness, he hit his head hard with a "boom".
He held back a cry of pain, held his breath and kept quiet. After a few minutes, after making sure that there were no zombies attracted by the impact, Ye Xiu heaved a sigh of relief and carefully groped around.
The place he was in was very narrow, with his limbs folded and lying on his side, there was almost no room for him to move.Ye Xiu touched the "ceiling" that was almost beside his shoulder, and his fingertips searched along the four walls bit by bit, and finally touched the seam.Touching the seam with his fingers, Ye Xiu faintly gathered his strength, and then he raised his leg and kicked, kicking the entire ceiling away.
Fresh air and light suddenly poured in. He squinted his eyes for a moment to adapt, sat up and looked around, only to realize that he was actually locked in a large, opaque storage box just now. Sounds—cheerful and carefree voices, rather than screams and panic announcing the influx of zombies.
Ye Xiu recalled the last scene he could think of.
An unforeseen wave of zombies appeared [-] kilometers away from their temporary refuge, and it would not be long before they surrounded the area. Huang Shaotian had a high fever and Su Mucheng took care of him. Yu Wenzhou and Wang Jiexi were discussing the situation nervously. Su Muqiu stood The two of them interrupted from time to time, carefully confirming the map.
He bent over, revealing a lean and beautiful waistline under the loose hem, and the slightly raised neck line looked...delicious.He couldn't stop himself from staring at all of Su Muqiu's exposed parts, and he didn't want to. Ye Xiu's eyes didn't hold anything back, so Su Muqiu noticed it very quickly. When he suddenly turned his head to look at Ye Xiu, the latter subconsciously He wanted to laugh, but he found that his senses were dull, and some vague and distant strange feeling wrapped his thoughts.
He feels hungry.Hungry enough to eat people.
Ye Xiu remembered that at that time, Su Muqiu's expression changed suddenly, and he ran towards him quickly, seeming to shout "Ye Xiu!"...
What about Su Muqiu?
This is where?
Ye Xiu thought about it, but couldn't think of what happened. As far as he felt, it would take a few minutes at most to lose consciousness, and he didn't think anyone could stuff him into the box in such a short period of time. shipped elsewhere.
Unless it was Su Muqiu's fault, he had already knocked him out and stole him out of the virus experiment center in full view.
Ye Xiu rubbed his stomach, confirmed that the tactical knife was firmly tied to his leg, and stood up to stretch.
"I'm dying of starvation." He stepped out of the box lightly, selected a nearby building and walked over, "No matter whose base this is, let me eat a can first."
Before entering the building, Ye Xiu saw a scene through the window that surprised him—the voices were not his illusion, but real. Every large room in the building was full of people. It looks as old as Su Muqiu, and there is an adult in front of the room who is either holding a book or using a computer, explaining the theory loudly... If it is not clear that the zombie virus broke out out of control as early as two months ago, and the end of the world is coming, Ye Xiu You'd think it was a school.
He leaned carefully against the wall and listened for a while under the window sill, as if he was talking about chemistry.Well, this is still useful, to see if Wang Jiexi is one of the best, but a few large rooms away, the people on the stage are talking about integrals and differentials.
Is there a base that has brought the situation under control and has initially restored civilized order including education?
Ye Xiu rubbed his chin, carefully picked a place with few people to prop up the fence, and climbed in from the aisle.Hearing a ding, he jumped to a hidden corner to hide in an instant, looked out, only to see that the base had even repaired the elevator, and a few young boys with innocent faces were playing around, playing Holding his cell phone, he left the elevator and walked out the door.
Ye Xiu began to believe a little bit in the broadcast half a month ago, the interim chief's firm statement that "the dawn of human civilization is only one step away".
But filling the stomach is more important, Ye Xiu searched for a while on the floor outside the elevator, confirmed the location of the tea room, then stepped into the stairwell on the side, and walked up lightly.
Since the building is divided into two sides, the left side only goes up to the third floor, and the tea room he was looking for is on the higher floor on the right, so Ye Xiu inevitably turned a corner when he reached the third floor, but he didn't expect that the moment he came out, he would be on the third floor. Meet up with acquaintances.
"Hey, boy!" Ye Xiu greeted warmly, and took the initiative to step forward, "Why are you okay? You've been walking around alive and well, and we thought you were going to die."
"Who is going to die!" Huang Shaotian chirped and jumped, "If it weren't for you, how could I have failed the exam?! This is public revenge, right?! Why don't I just take advantage of the fact that you and Su Muqiu are not around? It’s shameless for you two to be able to control the results remotely in Zurich!”
Most of Ye Xiu didn't understand, but seeing that Huang Shaotian was safe and sound, he just smiled and glanced at the person beside him: "Who is this next to you, why haven't I seen it?"
Another person smiled and said, "Aren't I your loyal fan Fang Rui? Mr. Ye Xiu, you really like to joke...don't forget my grades technically! I handed in my homework on time!"
"Huh? Huh?" Ye Xiu was puzzled, but he just raised his eyebrows, and the young man who called himself Fang Rui immediately put on a mournful face, wanting to cry, and Ye Xiu, who didn't want to comfort the crying man, nodded profusely, "Okay." Okay, I won’t forget, don’t worry.”
After he replied, Fang Rui was taken aback, "Huh? So easy to talk to?"
Ye Xiu asked: "Otherwise, do you think it's hard for me to talk?"
"Don't, don't, don't! This is good! This is good! One Leaf God will last forever!" Fang Rui shouted.
Since the outbreak of the virus, Ye Xiu hadn't seen such a lively smiling face for some time, and his eyes couldn't help but linger on Fang Rui for a moment.
His eyes were dark and deep, and he had the illusion of staring for no reason under the bright and warm sunlight. When his eyes were on his face for more than three seconds, Fang Rui held his heart and let out a ouch. Seeing his reaction Huang Shaotian immediately remembered: "Did we see Su Muqiu near the tea room when we went downstairs just now? Right? The figure who is diligently preparing to deliver the meals must be Old Su. He is looking for you, right?"
Ye Xiu nodded: "Oh! I should have gone looking for me, so I'll go upstairs to eat, so you two don't run around! Be careful of danger, bring something for self-defense."
As he spoke, he patted the gun on his waist, and with his long legs, he went to the stairs at the other end of the corridor, and disappeared in an instant.
The two people who stayed there stared at the entrance of the corridor for a while, Fang Rui wiped off the cold sweat on the back of his neck, and asked Huang Shaotian with lingering fear: "Young Master Huang, do you think...is it possible for Mr. Ye to fall in love with me?"
Huang Shaotian burst out laughing loudly: "Hey, don't talk about it, it's really possible! If he falls in love with you, it's easy to handle. The institute says he'll graduate when he graduates, and he can take Lao Su's place and work with him. Three major projects, five special topics, two lectures, four commercial cooperation software..."
"That pair of master and apprentice is really crazy." Fang Rui
Ye Xiu spread his hands: "Sorry, I don't read faces."
Su Muqiu was speechless: "Then these slogans of yours are all false advertisements?"
"It's all empty talk, so I'm going to waste my time and trick you into looking at the picture to solve your confusion, counting this past and present life? I'm so dry, do I need money for water?" Ye Xiu shook his finger.
Su Muqiu looked at his clothes again, and couldn't help asking: "Are you really the stall owner? You're not a passer-by who came to the stall temporarily, right? You don't count yourself lucky if you don't look at the face. You might as well sell lucky crystals if you set up this stall."
"I am the owner of the stall. My younger brother made this outfit. He said that on the first day of opening, even if you are not a person, you should pack it in a good-looking way."
Su Muqiu replied sincerely: "What he said is very reasonable, does your brother look for people?"
"He doesn't look at it, but he is a serious president."
Now Su Muqiu has some ideas, this person is simply idle and flustered, catch him chatting? !Anyway, there is nothing left and right, Su Muqiu replied casually: "If you are serious, you want to be the president, so what do you want to do if you are not serious?"
Ye Xiu groaned, and looked at him with great interest. Su Muqiu took time off and smiled back, only shrinking his shoulders when the back of his neck was again chilled by the chilly wind.
"Not serious, just like me."
"Cheating money with lip service, stealing other people's documents?"
"No." Ye Xiu smiled, "I don't look at physiognomy—I look at Feng Shui."
"Feng Shui?"
"Yes!" Ye Xiu replied, suddenly stretched out his hands, gathered up the big bright yellow tablecloth, and pushed all the things on the table into a big bag into Su Muqiu's arms.
Immediately afterwards, Su Muqiu's eyes flickered, and when he opened his eyes again, his wallet somehow fell into Ye Xiu's hands again!
Ye Xiu took out the bus card leisurely, put the wallet back into Su Muqiu's arms, and then got up and walked out of the alley.
Su Muqiu held a big burden, and couldn't believe it: "Hey, you even snatched the bus card?!"
"What are you talking about, don't slander me, this is a legitimate fee."
"Have you read Feng Shui for me? Why do you charge money?!"
"Isn't this just to help you see Feng Shui?"
"What do you mean?"
"Let's go, let's take a look at your house." Ye Xiu turned around, shaking the bus card, "I'm curious, what kind of house can have a female ghost haunting strangers in broad daylight, and let you A person with a bad character, who looks like a mass grave like a mass grave?"
The author has something to say:
set up:
A modern supernatural being, who thought he was an ordinary office worker Su X Tianshi Ye
12:37Keywords: pity in the drama * sword slant x Latin yellow related
13. Keyword: pity in parody
Ye Xiu woke up suddenly, and the moment he woke up from the groggy darkness, he hit his head hard with a "boom".
He held back a cry of pain, held his breath and kept quiet. After a few minutes, after making sure that there were no zombies attracted by the impact, Ye Xiu heaved a sigh of relief and carefully groped around.
The place he was in was very narrow, with his limbs folded and lying on his side, there was almost no room for him to move.Ye Xiu touched the "ceiling" that was almost beside his shoulder, and his fingertips searched along the four walls bit by bit, and finally touched the seam.Touching the seam with his fingers, Ye Xiu faintly gathered his strength, and then he raised his leg and kicked, kicking the entire ceiling away.
Fresh air and light suddenly poured in. He squinted his eyes for a moment to adapt, sat up and looked around, only to realize that he was actually locked in a large, opaque storage box just now. Sounds—cheerful and carefree voices, rather than screams and panic announcing the influx of zombies.
Ye Xiu recalled the last scene he could think of.
An unforeseen wave of zombies appeared [-] kilometers away from their temporary refuge, and it would not be long before they surrounded the area. Huang Shaotian had a high fever and Su Mucheng took care of him. Yu Wenzhou and Wang Jiexi were discussing the situation nervously. Su Muqiu stood The two of them interrupted from time to time, carefully confirming the map.
He bent over, revealing a lean and beautiful waistline under the loose hem, and the slightly raised neck line looked...delicious.He couldn't stop himself from staring at all of Su Muqiu's exposed parts, and he didn't want to. Ye Xiu's eyes didn't hold anything back, so Su Muqiu noticed it very quickly. When he suddenly turned his head to look at Ye Xiu, the latter subconsciously He wanted to laugh, but he found that his senses were dull, and some vague and distant strange feeling wrapped his thoughts.
He feels hungry.Hungry enough to eat people.
Ye Xiu remembered that at that time, Su Muqiu's expression changed suddenly, and he ran towards him quickly, seeming to shout "Ye Xiu!"...
What about Su Muqiu?
This is where?
Ye Xiu thought about it, but couldn't think of what happened. As far as he felt, it would take a few minutes at most to lose consciousness, and he didn't think anyone could stuff him into the box in such a short period of time. shipped elsewhere.
Unless it was Su Muqiu's fault, he had already knocked him out and stole him out of the virus experiment center in full view.
Ye Xiu rubbed his stomach, confirmed that the tactical knife was firmly tied to his leg, and stood up to stretch.
"I'm dying of starvation." He stepped out of the box lightly, selected a nearby building and walked over, "No matter whose base this is, let me eat a can first."
Before entering the building, Ye Xiu saw a scene through the window that surprised him—the voices were not his illusion, but real. Every large room in the building was full of people. It looks as old as Su Muqiu, and there is an adult in front of the room who is either holding a book or using a computer, explaining the theory loudly... If it is not clear that the zombie virus broke out out of control as early as two months ago, and the end of the world is coming, Ye Xiu You'd think it was a school.
He leaned carefully against the wall and listened for a while under the window sill, as if he was talking about chemistry.Well, this is still useful, to see if Wang Jiexi is one of the best, but a few large rooms away, the people on the stage are talking about integrals and differentials.
Is there a base that has brought the situation under control and has initially restored civilized order including education?
Ye Xiu rubbed his chin, carefully picked a place with few people to prop up the fence, and climbed in from the aisle.Hearing a ding, he jumped to a hidden corner to hide in an instant, looked out, only to see that the base had even repaired the elevator, and a few young boys with innocent faces were playing around, playing Holding his cell phone, he left the elevator and walked out the door.
Ye Xiu began to believe a little bit in the broadcast half a month ago, the interim chief's firm statement that "the dawn of human civilization is only one step away".
But filling the stomach is more important, Ye Xiu searched for a while on the floor outside the elevator, confirmed the location of the tea room, then stepped into the stairwell on the side, and walked up lightly.
Since the building is divided into two sides, the left side only goes up to the third floor, and the tea room he was looking for is on the higher floor on the right, so Ye Xiu inevitably turned a corner when he reached the third floor, but he didn't expect that the moment he came out, he would be on the third floor. Meet up with acquaintances.
"Hey, boy!" Ye Xiu greeted warmly, and took the initiative to step forward, "Why are you okay? You've been walking around alive and well, and we thought you were going to die."
"Who is going to die!" Huang Shaotian chirped and jumped, "If it weren't for you, how could I have failed the exam?! This is public revenge, right?! Why don't I just take advantage of the fact that you and Su Muqiu are not around? It’s shameless for you two to be able to control the results remotely in Zurich!”
Most of Ye Xiu didn't understand, but seeing that Huang Shaotian was safe and sound, he just smiled and glanced at the person beside him: "Who is this next to you, why haven't I seen it?"
Another person smiled and said, "Aren't I your loyal fan Fang Rui? Mr. Ye Xiu, you really like to joke...don't forget my grades technically! I handed in my homework on time!"
"Huh? Huh?" Ye Xiu was puzzled, but he just raised his eyebrows, and the young man who called himself Fang Rui immediately put on a mournful face, wanting to cry, and Ye Xiu, who didn't want to comfort the crying man, nodded profusely, "Okay." Okay, I won’t forget, don’t worry.”
After he replied, Fang Rui was taken aback, "Huh? So easy to talk to?"
Ye Xiu asked: "Otherwise, do you think it's hard for me to talk?"
"Don't, don't, don't! This is good! This is good! One Leaf God will last forever!" Fang Rui shouted.
Since the outbreak of the virus, Ye Xiu hadn't seen such a lively smiling face for some time, and his eyes couldn't help but linger on Fang Rui for a moment.
His eyes were dark and deep, and he had the illusion of staring for no reason under the bright and warm sunlight. When his eyes were on his face for more than three seconds, Fang Rui held his heart and let out a ouch. Seeing his reaction Huang Shaotian immediately remembered: "Did we see Su Muqiu near the tea room when we went downstairs just now? Right? The figure who is diligently preparing to deliver the meals must be Old Su. He is looking for you, right?"
Ye Xiu nodded: "Oh! I should have gone looking for me, so I'll go upstairs to eat, so you two don't run around! Be careful of danger, bring something for self-defense."
As he spoke, he patted the gun on his waist, and with his long legs, he went to the stairs at the other end of the corridor, and disappeared in an instant.
The two people who stayed there stared at the entrance of the corridor for a while, Fang Rui wiped off the cold sweat on the back of his neck, and asked Huang Shaotian with lingering fear: "Young Master Huang, do you think...is it possible for Mr. Ye to fall in love with me?"
Huang Shaotian burst out laughing loudly: "Hey, don't talk about it, it's really possible! If he falls in love with you, it's easy to handle. The institute says he'll graduate when he graduates, and he can take Lao Su's place and work with him. Three major projects, five special topics, two lectures, four commercial cooperation software..."
"That pair of master and apprentice is really crazy." Fang Rui
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