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Lu Chen continued to post emojis, and said to Wei Ling, "Aren't you going back? Didn't Fan Chi say he wanted to discuss math problems with you?"

Wei Ling suddenly jumped up from the chair and shouted, "Yes, yes, yes! I almost forgot!"

The smartphone suddenly broadcast: [No noise is allowed in the dormitory, please speak softly and walk slowly]

Wei Ling yelled at the smartphone: "Fuck you! You keep repeating this sentence every day!"

Lu Chen: "Every day? This is the first time I've heard of it."

His smartphone had never broadcast that line before.

Wei Ling: "My bedtime broadcasts it every day, ten times a day!"

After he finished speaking, he approached the door, waved to the people in the room who were bowing their heads and typing, and then went back to the room to discuss mathematics.

Lu Chen saw a picture of a milk cat stepping on a male lion uploaded on the screen, and quickly typed: [Give up cooking?So you're a poor cook? ]

The other end shows that input is in progress, and after a while, there is a message: [It's not good anyway]

Lu Chen: [What else have you given up?tell me the story]

Save the children: [Why?Aren't you motivated every day? ]

Lu Chen: [You will be tired if you go up every day, listen to how others want to give up]

Save the children: [If there is no need, there is no need to work hard]

Lu Chen: [Is food not important? ]

Save the children: [Are there not enough takeaway stores? ]

Lu Chen: [So besides cooking, what else can you do? ]

Save the children: [how about yours]

Lu Chen: [It's also a cooking skill]

Save the Children: [So how is your positive energy reflected in your cooking skills? ]

Lu Chen: [Eat takeaway meals every day, experience the baking capabilities of major stores]

Save the children: [This is not nonsense, it is better to give up (the milk cat steps on the lion-"It is best to trample you to death".jpg)]

Seeing the vivid emoji on the screen, Lu Chen laughed and sat on the bed.

On the table not far away, his own cell phone was lying there alone.

...

In the bedroom of Building O.

Qizheng finally exited the chat interface. This person's thinking circuit was really strange, but at least the conversation was fun.

He picked up the pen on the table and started to write questions. He was disturbed by Lu Chen and a bowl of chicken soup just now and didn't write a few pages. Now that the mid-term exam is approaching, he has to master the few subjects that he pays special attention to.

The last time Ye Xu announced in front of the podium that baking and craftsmanship were not included in the evaluation results of senior high school students. As soon as this news was released, some people were happy and some were sad.

As for the wooden box in his craft class, his final grade was extremely tragic, not even half of the passing mark, fortunately he didn't participate in the average.

Otherwise, the ranking might fall back to the bottom of the school.

He was second to last, and Lu Chen was last.

--

Wednesday morning class.

About half of the students in the class fell asleep, and the English teacher's tone seemed to be reciting a spell, or a spell in a foreign language.

A few people in the back row were talking quietly.

Wei Ling said angrily: "Yesterday, the smart phone in the dormitory told me to shut up and walk slowly, so I ran around the dormitory three times."

Qizheng was puzzled: "What are you doing?"

Wei Ling raised his eyebrows and said, "Challenge the bottom line of smartphones."

The smartphone told him to move slowly, so he ran to show the smartphone!

When the smartphone asked him to speak in a low voice, he yelled for the smartphone to see!

Qizheng couldn't help but said, "Is your IQ really okay?"

Fan Chi: "Last night when I was discussing mathematics with the young master on the phone, he suddenly yelled several times, and I was almost deaf."

Lu Chen: "He does this all the time, just get used to it."

Wei Ling: "Smartphones are so provocative, how can I back down so easily!"

Qizheng looked at him with an absurd expression, and said to the deskmate after a while, "Where's my biology workbook?"

It was taken away by the other party yesterday afternoon.

Lu Chen: "I put it in the dormitory, I didn't bring it."

Qi Zheng: "There are only two questions, do I need to take them back to the dormitory and copy them?"

He had already given up on Lu Chen arguing about copying or not, anyway, just remember to return the notebook to him.

Lu Chen nodded as a matter of course: "Or do you want to copy it for me?"

Hearing this, Qi Zheng felt like throwing the book. This person obviously knows how to write questions, so if he insisted on copying it, he would forget it, and he still didn't return the book to him. What was even more annoying was that he hadn't won half a time in boxing games.

Seeing his expressionless face, Lu Chen stretched his feet under the Qizheng chair again: "Shake it, calm down?"

Qizheng said coldly: "If you shake again, I will kill you."

In front of the two of them, Wei Ling was still thinking about how to challenge the smartphone.

Fan Chi: "If you keep insects in the dormitory, the smartphone will definitely warn you all day long."

Wei Ling was shocked: "Bug!? I'm going to warn myself!"

He wants to be angry with the smartphone, not himself!

Fan Chi thought for a while, and then suggested: "Otherwise, if you don't do laundry for two weeks, you should be read by that machine too."

Wei Ling: "Then what should I wear to school? Can you lend me your uniform?"

Fan Chi rolled his eyes: "Do you think you can wear my uniform!?"

Wei Ling is a little taller than Qi Zheng, but about a head taller than him, so there is naturally a difference in frame.

Just as Wei Ling was about to reply, there was a slight noise from the back row, which seemed to be another calm quarrel.

Fan Chi also heard it, so he turned his head and said, "What are you arguing about again?"

Qizheng: "Someone insisted on sitting on my left."

Not only that, Lu Chen also took away his entire pencil case, interfering with his writing.

Wei Ling moved his eyes and found that the light-colored pencil case was indeed in Lu Chen's hand, and asked with some doubts: "Why don't you let him sit? If you sit, you won't be noisy, right?"

Qi Zheng laughed angrily: "Master, is there a window to my left! Please have some brains."

Lu Chen rested his chin on one hand, and said casually, "I just want to sit."

Qizheng threw the notebook on him, and said, "Just tell me, how do you want to die! I'll help you."

Lu Chen raised his smile, "Is it okay to exhaust all your energy?"

Qi Zheng laughed angrily: "Okay, I'm on top!"

Lu Chen: "A up and O down, let's understand?"

Two seconds later, there was a loud bang in the back row of a certain classroom, and all the students turned their heads.

I saw Lu Chen's desk lying down in the aisle, and the students at the two tables on the other side had already moved far away, and they were still holding on to the items on their own desks, almost merging into four tables with the students in the next aisle.

Their eyes trembled, their hearts trembled with fear!

The goal is to stay away from five centimeters every day, and now it has finally merged silently to the other side!

By the window, Qi Zheng withdrew his foot expressionlessly, while Lu Chen had one ankle still on his knee, Hao Hao didn't care about the table being kicked over, and only looked at him sideways with a lazy smile.

The English teacher in front was shocked by the farce, and the chalk snapped, and was about to scold angrily, when Wei Ling immediately shouted: "You two! Go run ten laps on the playground for me!"

The English teacher nodded angrily, and angrily threw the broken pen on the podium.

Lu Chen stood up, pulled up the table on the ground with one hand, and went back to Qizheng's table, then walked towards the back door. Qizheng passed by him, feeling like kicking him twice.

After arriving at the playground, he started to run, and someone followed behind him at a steady pace, keeping a distance of three feet.

During the silent penalty run, Qizheng finally stopped on the seventh lap, and looked behind him: "How many times do you skin this every day, are you happy?"

Lu Chen also stopped: "Well, it's very pleasant."

Qizheng: "So you used to be so angry with your classmates?"

Lu Chen: "What do you think?"

The implication is that there is no.

Qi Zheng laughed angrily: "Thank you for the compliment."

Lu Chen: "You're welcome."

He has been following the opponent at a distance of three feet, no matter how fast or slow.

After a short conversation, the two continued to complete the penalty run in silence again, and Lu Chen kept following each other three feet away, no matter how fast or slow.

The thin figure in front of him was already sweating on his back, and the white uniform stuck to his body, outlining the shape of his shoulder blades.

On the playground near noon, there was no physical class in any class. The shadows of the two were reflected on the brick-red track, and the end of one person's shadow touched the front end of the other's shadow.

--

Afternoon biology class.

Ye Xu stood in front of the stage, and before he even opened the textbook, he asked with concern: "I heard that two students in our class made the English teacher go crazy today?"

Wei Ling replied in a low voice: "Not only! There is also a crafts teacher, a Chinese teacher, a math teacher, a physics teacher."

Fan Chi interjected, "Talk to the chemistry teacher."

Ye Xu showed worried eyes: "If students want to change seats, you can tell me anytime."

He doesn't want to argue at the same table, if there is any unpleasantness, he can change the table at any time.

Lu Chen leaned back on the back of the chair and said loudly, "Teacher, we get along very happily, but the English teacher misunderstood."

Ye Xu wondered, "Is that so?"

He moved his eyes to the next door to Lu Chen, wanting to confirm.

Qizheng said calmly, "Yes, teacher."

Only then did Ye Xu nod his head reassuringly, and turned around to write down the key notes of this biology class on the blackboard.

After class, the English class representative walked to the back row with a look of fear.

Fang Qiao handed the two blank sheets of paper tremblingly, and said, "This is what the English teacher asked me to hand over to you. He said that he would write a [-]-word confession and hand it in after the midterm exam."

Qizheng looked at the blank paper and asked, "What will happen if you don't write?"

"The teacher said that if you don't write it, the subject will be counted as zero." Fang Qiao said in horror.

Don't blame him!He is just a small character who is responsible for passing the paper.

Unexpectedly, Qi Zheng just nodded, folded the paper in half, and Lu Chen also smiled and said nothing.

So Fang Qiao clutched his chest, and quickly got back to his seat as if he had completed some difficult task.

On the contrary, Fan Chi was shocked and said: "The teacher is really ruthless. How do you write a [-]-character confession? This is longer than the text."

Lu Chen said to the neighbor next door, "Write together after class?"

It will take two weeks to write this thing at least.

Qizheng rejected the proposal, saying: "I'll go back to the dormitory and write."

Lu Chen: "Okay, then I'll write [-] words to the death."

Presumably the English teacher would be so angry that he would have a heart attack, and then he would vent his anger on Qi Zheng, and the confession letter would be increased to [-] words.

The corners of Qizheng's mouth twitched, he felt that this person must be able to do such a thing!

So calmly said: "Write together? Where?"

Lu Chen: "In the classroom, after school, I will get the key from the head teacher, and lock the door when I leave."

Wei Ling: "To write a confession letter together! Teacher Ye will definitely cry with joy when he finds out!"

After all he is such an advocate of friendship and love.

Fan Chi: "Don't make any more troubles, the confession will really change to [-] words later."

Write that your hands are shaking and your eyes are blind, write that you are still in the first paragraph of next winter vacation!

The author has something to say: Tomorrow I will prepare to write together!In the classroom after class... two separate figures...

Audit warning: woman, your thoughts are very dangerous, be careful about booking a small black room.

------Qiuqiu Kangkang new advance receipt------

"The whole rivers and lakes watch the demon king and the immortal king fall in love"

1.

Ji Lan passed through the book overnight and became the immortal protagonist in the fairy tale. His lifelong ambition is to let the evil, charming and maddened Demon Venerable die under the sword.

Unexpectedly, it is difficult to kill the enemy, and it is even more difficult to save the common people. The most difficult thing is... the original author also let two people who have a hatred against each other stay in the same room every night.

Ji Lan: It's like a pill.

As the most bloody existence in the Tao, Yin Yuxuan's usual interest is to watch the appearance of the original master Xianzun being humiliated, not only imprisoning the other party, but also under house arrest in his own palace.

So every night after Ji Lan crossed, she was forced to have the same time with the Demon Lord.bed.common.pillow.

2.

Well, now that the household registration has been moved here, Ji Lan intends to save herself.

Forced to be imprisoned in the hall of the demon king?He gritted his teeth and pretended to live in a five-star hotel.

Forced to have a new roommate who will kill him / be arrogant / act ghostly at any time?

He had to... try to deal with his new roommate.

Ji Lan: This villain has something to say.

Why don't you discuss it, how can you not kill me?

3.

Unexpectedly, the favorability has been overwhelmed, and something is not quite right with a certain world-renowned devil.

When Ji Lan's black satin-like long hair was scattered on the pillow, and her elegant white clothes were spread on the quilt, her face gradually turned red as the person beside her approached.

He bit his lip and said, "You...don't be too presumptuous..."

Yin Yuxuan smiled: "Is this presumptuous? Later, there will be more presumptuous ones for you to see."

"You and I have different paths, please respect yourself."

The other party smiled lowly: "You are right, although we have different paths, we can return together on the couch."

Ji Lan: ...! ! ?

[Cool and domineering. Martial arts high-strength and stronger desire for monopoly. Evil charm and madness attacking the devil] × [The appearance is cool and elegant. The heart is galloping. The immortal accepts it]

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